On Sunday, February 7, 2016 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, NO ONE wrote:
> Would savagely spanking the monkey several times a day be considered
> self mortification? Just curious..
Excellent question. As Tom Ainslie noted in his seminal work "The Compleat Horse Sprayer," Onanism is an offense against the glory of the most Holy God, punishable by death:
"(9) And Onan went in unto his brother's wife and spilled his seed upon the ground, lest children should be born in his brother's name.
(10) And therefore the Lord slew him, because he did a detestable thing."
(Gen. 38: 9-10)
Self pollution is the handiwork of Satan and will no sooner improve your handicapping than will any other heinous act of venereal excitement.