Time to ban water pistols?
AlanG
http://tinyurl.com/j7pg
A man is set to face magistrates after an incident in which a passing
policeman was hit in the face by a stream of water from a high-powered
novelty water gun.
He might have been a fool but was that sufficient reason to use CS
gas on him?
--
Alan G
"The corporate life [of society] must be
subservient to the lives of the parts instead
of the lives of the parts being subservient to
the corporate life."
(Herbert Spencer)
Steve Day
in them.
Dirk Bruere at Neopax
"AlanG" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
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>
>
> http://tinyurl.com/j7pg
> A man is set to face magistrates after an incident in which a passing
> policeman was hit in the face by a stream of water from a high-powered
> novelty water gun.
>
> He might have been a fool but was that sufficient reason to use CS
> gas on him?
Any particular reason why water pistols have to be filled with water?
--
Dirk
The Consensus:-
The political party for the new millennium
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Steven X Brown
@ID-120108.news.uni-berlin.de:
>
> "AlanG" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
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>>
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/j7pg
>> A man is set to face magistrates after an incident in which a passing
>> policeman was hit in the face by a stream of water from a high-powered
>> novelty water gun.
>>
>> He might have been a fool but was that sufficient reason to use CS
>> gas on him?
>
>
> Any particular reason why water pistols have to be filled with water?
Nope. I have a water pistol filled with undiluted bleach. The next twat
that comes to my door trying to persuade me to change my gas/electricity
supplier is going to get it right in the eyes... ;-)
--
Steven X Brown
"Strangle the last aristocrat with the guts of the last priest."
http://www.jesus21.com/poppydixon/sports/cww.html
http://www.forgivenforlife.com/
blue
> "Dirk Bruere at Neopax" <di...@neopax.com> wrote in news:bgrt2j$rg2rs$1
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> >
> > "AlanG" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
> > news:37p2jvchmef3gae1t...@4ax.com...
> >>
> >>
> >> http://tinyurl.com/j7pg
> >> A man is set to face magistrates after an incident in which a passing
> >> policeman was hit in the face by a stream of water from a high-powered
> >> novelty water gun.
> >>
> >> He might have been a fool but was that sufficient reason to use CS
> >> gas on him?
> >
> >
> > Any particular reason why water pistols have to be filled with water?
>
> Nope. I have a water pistol filled with undiluted bleach. The next twat
> that comes to my door trying to persuade me to change my gas/electricity
> supplier is going to get it right in the eyes... ;-)
Why wait, go and see them.
Steven X Brown
Half the pleasure is in the anticipation...
Joseph Oberlander
> "Dirk Bruere at Neopax" <di...@neopax.com> wrote in news:bgrt2j$rg2rs$1
> @ID-120108.news.uni-berlin.de:
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>
>>"AlanG" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
>>news:37p2jvchmef3gae1t...@4ax.com...
>>
>>>
>>>http://tinyurl.com/j7pg
>>>A man is set to face magistrates after an incident in which a passing
>>>policeman was hit in the face by a stream of water from a high-powered
>>>novelty water gun.
>>>
>>>He might have been a fool but was that sufficient reason to use CS
>>>gas on him?
>>
>>
>>Any particular reason why water pistols have to be filled with water?
>
>
> Nope. I have a water pistol filled with undiluted bleach.
Cat urine would be better, of course.
blue
> blue <bl...@ntlworld.com> wrote in news:3F317D82...@ntlworld.com:
>
> > Steven X Brown wrote:
> >
> >> "Dirk Bruere at Neopax" <di...@neopax.com> wrote in
> >> news:bgrt2j$rg2rs$1 @ID-120108.news.uni-berlin.de:
> >>
> >> >
> >> > "AlanG" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
> >> > news:37p2jvchmef3gae1t...@4ax.com...
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> http://tinyurl.com/j7pg
> >> >> A man is set to face magistrates after an incident in which a
> >> >> passing policeman was hit in the face by a stream of water from a
> >> >> high-powered novelty water gun.
> >> >>
> >> >> He might have been a fool but was that sufficient reason to use
> >> >> CS gas on him?
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > Any particular reason why water pistols have to be filled with
> >> > water?
> >>
> >> Nope. I have a water pistol filled with undiluted bleach. The next
> >> twat that comes to my door trying to persuade me to change my
> >> gas/electricity supplier is going to get it right in the eyes... ;-)
> >
> > Why wait, go and see them.
>
> Half the pleasure is in the anticipation...
You'll only end up giving yourself stomach acid.
Dirk Bruere at Neopax
"Joseph Oberlander" <josephob...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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Personally I prefer aqua regia with a touch of sulphuric and hydrofluoric
thrown in for good meaure.
Steven X Brown
TOM cat urine at that... ;-)
Steven X Brown
> Steven X Brown wrote:
>
>> >> Nope. I have a water pistol filled with undiluted bleach. The next
>> >> twat that comes to my door trying to persuade me to change my
>> >> gas/electricity supplier is going to get it right in the eyes...
;-)
>> >
>> > Why wait, go and see them.
>>
>> Half the pleasure is in the anticipation...
>
> You'll only end up giving yourself stomach acid.
But then I can have the extreme pleasure to be had from gulping down a
glass of Andrews Liver Salts... mmmm... delicious...
blue
King Midas comes to your door?
blue
> blue <bl...@ntlworld.com> wrote in news:3F3184A4...@ntlworld.com:
>
> > Steven X Brown wrote:
> >
> >> >> Nope. I have a water pistol filled with undiluted bleach. The next
> >> >> twat that comes to my door trying to persuade me to change my
> >> >> gas/electricity supplier is going to get it right in the eyes...
> ;-)
> >> >
> >> > Why wait, go and see them.
> >>
> >> Half the pleasure is in the anticipation...
> >
> > You'll only end up giving yourself stomach acid.
>
> But then I can have the extreme pleasure to be had from gulping down a
> glass of Andrews Liver Salts... mmmm... delicious...
Tescos have got their nice 'heartburn and indigestion liquid'
back in store. A snip at Ł2.75. Aniseed...mmmm...much better.
GTO69RA4
chemical and went around spraying folks. I think they were banned for a while,
but the stores seemed to keep carrying them.
Of course, we also can't legally buy sparklers, or own pepper spray without a
CCW permit.
GTO(John)
cramer
> Joseph Oberlander <josephob...@earthlink.net> wrote in
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>
> > Steven X Brown wrote:
> >> "Dirk Bruere at Neopax" <di...@neopax.com> wrote in news:bgrt2j$rg2rs$1
> >> @ID-120108.news.uni-berlin.de:
> >>
> >>
> >>>"AlanG" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
> >>>news:37p2jvchmef3gae1t...@4ax.com...
> >>>
> >>>>
> >>>>http://tinyurl.com/j7pg
> >>>>A man is set to face magistrates after an incident in which a passing
> >>>>policeman was hit in the face by a stream of water from a high-
> powered
> >>>>novelty water gun.
> >>>>
> >>>>He might have been a fool but was that sufficient reason to use CS
> >>>>gas on him?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Any particular reason why water pistols have to be filled with water?
> >>
> >>
> >> Nope. I have a water pistol filled with undiluted bleach.
> >
> > Cat urine would be better, of course.
>
> TOM cat urine at that... ;-)
Joseph Oberlander
>>Cat urine would be better, of course.
>
>
> Personally I prefer aqua regia with a touch of sulphuric and hydrofluoric
> thrown in for good meaure.
Yeah but cat pee is harmless but NEVER quite comes out of your clothes.
Joseph Oberlander
Litter box. Fill the pan with 1-2 inches of water would be my guess.
This should leech out most of the urine from the rocks/clay(use
non-clumping type).
I know there's a good amount that comes off the bottom when I
change the litter - dries on the bottom and side. So there must
be a large amount in the litter itself.
Steve Day
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> "AlanG" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
> news:37p2jvchmef3gae1t...@4ax.com...
> >
> >
> > http://tinyurl.com/j7pg
> > A man is set to face magistrates after an incident in which a passing
> > policeman was hit in the face by a stream of water from a high-powered
> > novelty water gun.
> >
> > He might have been a fool but was that sufficient reason to use CS
> > gas on him?
>
>
> Any particular reason why water pistols have to be filled with water?
> --
> Dirk
Steve Day
> > Nope. I have a water pistol filled with undiluted bleach.
>
> Cat urine would be better, of course.
How does one get a cat to pee into a water pistol? or would Thames water do?
>
Sean
pistol up with any noxious substance. To get the section 5 licence you need
to prove to the home office that you need the water pistol full of cat piss.
Doing it without the licence would net you a 10 year minimum prison
sentence.
It seems a little harsh in the case of cat piss in a water pistol doesn't
it, especially if you haven't squirted anyone with it.
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sPoNiX
<steved...@netherworld.com> wrote:
>How does one get a cat to pee into a water pistol? or would Thames water do?
Just fill it with Budweiser (Or any American beer). Haspretty much the
same effect.
sPoNiX
blue
Pursistence.
bigboard
> Steven X Brown wrote:
>> Nope. I have a water pistol filled with undiluted bleach.
>
>
> Cat urine would be better, of course.
>
Well thanks. After what I thought was a good idea, I've just spent 3
hours trying to squeeze by cat's bladder in to my water pistol. The
cat's not happy and I'm covered in stinking piss.
Mark
"Sean" <se...@dontspamme.com> wrote in message
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> In the UK, you need a section 5 firearms licence in order to fill your
water
> pistol up with any noxious substance. To get the section 5 licence you
need
> to prove to the home office that you need the water pistol full of cat
piss.
> Doing it without the licence would net you a 10 year minimum prison
> sentence.
> It seems a little harsh in the case of cat piss in a water pistol doesn't
> it, especially if you haven't squirted anyone with it.
>
>
> "AlanG" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
> news:37p2jvchmef3gae1t...@4ax.com...
> >
> >
> > http://tinyurl.com/j7pg
> > A man is set to face magistrates after an incident in which a passing
> > policeman was hit in the face by a stream of water from a high-powered
> > novelty water gun.
> >
> > He might have been a fool but was that sufficient reason to use CS
> > gas on him?
> >
> > --
his mum. in the boys hand was a small toy ak47, I thought I could be a
bastard and phone the police and tell them I saw someone carrying this gun
and just wait for a vanload of armed police to turn up and surround the
two.but of course I ignored it. A few months back I remember reading about a
similar incident where the parent and child was put in a police cell all
because of a toy gun. Now if only the police were as quick to catch someone
breaking in to a neighbours house, it took them over 2 hours to get here,
maybe they were busy interrogating some 5 year old terrorist!
Steven X Brown
I know the stuff. Gaviscon is the one I use occasionally, but I expect
Tescos own brand does the job exactly the same. And yes. Aniseed is
lovely.
Steven X Brown
news:65e22d18.0308...@posting.google.com:
Easy. Put a sofa in the water pistol.
Steven X Brown
Yep. Just ask anyone who used to do the Queen Mum's laundry...
Steven X Brown
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Just tell everyone you were out drinking last night... ;-)
_ k o s h e r @hotmail.com hognoxious
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>
> Personally I prefer aqua regia with a touch of sulphuric and hydrofluoric
> thrown in for good meaure.
What would you keep that in?
_ k o s h e r @hotmail.com hognoxious
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<Voice type=Deaton>So, no change there then. </V>
_ k o s h e r @hotmail.com hognoxious
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>
>
> http://tinyurl.com/j7pg
> A man is set to face magistrates after an incident in which a passing
> policeman was hit in the face by a stream of water from a high-powered
> novelty water gun.
>
> He might have been a fool but was that sufficient reason to use CS
> gas on him?
If he's done it in the US, he'd have got more than CS gas - probably a
Darwin award.
What a silly twat, talk about asking for it.
bigboard
Absolutely, the cat's never happy.
_ k o s h e r @hotmail.com hognoxious
...
> >>Well thanks. After what I thought was a good idea, I've just spent 3
> >>hours trying to squeeze by cat's bladder in to my water pistol. The
> >>cat's not happy and I'm covered in stinking piss.
> >
> >
> > <Voice type=Deaton>So, no change there then. </V>
> >
> >
>
> Absolutely, the cat's never happy.
>
Ratatatatatat TISH!
AlanG
Put a funnel from the bottom of your trainers into the water pistol.
It's a well known fact that tomcats like pissing in mens shoes.
AlanG
<di...@neopax.com> wrote:
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>"AlanG" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
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>>
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/j7pg
>> A man is set to face magistrates after an incident in which a passing
>> policeman was hit in the face by a stream of water from a high-powered
>> novelty water gun.
>>
>> He might have been a fool but was that sufficient reason to use CS
>> gas on him?
>
>
>Any particular reason why water pistols have to be filled with water?
Any reason to suppose this one wasn't?
Steven X Brown
news:mjk4jvgbl4t7cnord...@4ax.com:
>>Steven X Brown <steven...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>news:<Xns93CFF19EEF1FEst...@217.32.252.50>...
>>> TOM cat urine at that... ;-)
>>-------how do you get a tom cat to pee into a water pistol?
>
> Put a funnel from the bottom of your trainers into the water pistol.
Are we entering Viz Top Tips territory here? :-)
> It's a well known fact that tomcats like pissing in mens shoes.
This is very true.
AlanG
wrote:
There was a bit on the tv text from Yorkshire today. The chief
constable is warning that children playing with toy guns run the risk
of being shot. While I know the police are indeed stupid enough to
shoot children it makes me wonder what sort of idiot is stalking the
streets who would complain about children playing with toy guns as
they have done for at least the last couple of hundred years.
Joseph Oberlander
Gheez - you don't want to kil them.
;)
Dan Scorpio
> AlanG <m...@privacy.net> wrote in
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> > On 6 Aug 2003 23:56:26 -0700, cram...@yahoo.com (cramer) wrote:
> >>Steven X Brown <steven...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >>news:<Xns93CFF19EEF1FEst...@217.32.252.50>...
>
> >>> TOM cat urine at that... ;-)
> >>-------how do you get a tom cat to pee into a water pistol?
> >
> > Put a funnel from the bottom of your trainers into the water pistol.
>
> Are we entering Viz Top Tips territory here? :-)
>
> > It's a well known fact that tomcats like pissing in mens shoes.
>
> This is very true.
>
>
seen a few strange men in nylons and suspenders)
> "Strangle the last aristocrat with the guts of the last priest."
No, aristocrat to go first (so at least he gets the comfort of
the last rites): then do the priest.
blue
> blue <bl...@ntlworld.com> wrote in news:3F3187A1...@ntlworld.com:
>
> > Steven X Brown wrote:
> >
> >> blue <bl...@ntlworld.com> wrote in news:3F3184A4...@ntlworld.com:
> >>
> >> > Steven X Brown wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> >> Nope. I have a water pistol filled with undiluted bleach. The
> next
> >> >> >> twat that comes to my door trying to persuade me to change my
> >> >> >> gas/electricity supplier is going to get it right in the eyes...
> >> ;-)
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Why wait, go and see them.
> >> >>
> >> >> Half the pleasure is in the anticipation...
> >> >
> >> > You'll only end up giving yourself stomach acid.
> >>
> >> But then I can have the extreme pleasure to be had from gulping down a
> >> glass of Andrews Liver Salts... mmmm... delicious...
> >
> > Tescos have got their nice 'heartburn and indigestion liquid'
> > back in store. A snip at £2.75. Aniseed...mmmm...much better.
>
> I know the stuff. Gaviscon is the one I use occasionally, but I expect
> Tescos own brand does the job exactly the same. And yes. Aniseed is
> lovely.
I've had to by it on occasion when the other stuff wasn't stocked.
Though at 50p dearer I felt such a snob.
blue
> On 6 Aug 2003 23:56:26 -0700, cram...@yahoo.com (cramer) wrote:
>
> >Steven X Brown <steven...@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<Xns93CFF19EEF1FEst...@217.32.252.50>...
> >> Joseph Oberlander <josephob...@earthlink.net> wrote in
> >> news:3F318278...@earthlink.net:
> >>
> >> > Steven X Brown wrote:
> >> >> "Dirk Bruere at Neopax" <di...@neopax.com> wrote in news:bgrt2j$rg2rs$1
> >> >> @ID-120108.news.uni-berlin.de:
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>>"AlanG" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
> >> >>>news:37p2jvchmef3gae1t...@4ax.com...
> >> >>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>http://tinyurl.com/j7pg
> >> >>>>A man is set to face magistrates after an incident in which a passing
> >> >>>>policeman was hit in the face by a stream of water from a high-
> >> powered
> >> >>>>novelty water gun.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>He might have been a fool but was that sufficient reason to use CS
> >> >>>>gas on him?
> >> >>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>>Any particular reason why water pistols have to be filled with water?
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> Nope. I have a water pistol filled with undiluted bleach.
> >> >
> >> > Cat urine would be better, of course.
> >>
> >> TOM cat urine at that... ;-)
> >-------how do you get a tom cat to pee into a water pistol?
>
> Put a funnel from the bottom of your trainers into the water pistol.
>
> It's a well known fact that tomcats like pissing in mens shoes.
They're probably trying to kill the stink.
blue
More unwanted moppets.
blue
> There was a bit on the tv text from Yorkshire today. The chief
> constable is warning that children playing with toy guns run the risk
> of being shot.
Aah let 'em play with guns.
Paul Hyett
Neopax wrote :
>
>Any particular reason why water pistols have to be filled with water?
Because it's cheaper than filling them with vintage champagne? :)
--
Paul Hyett, Cheltenham, England
Dirk Bruere at Neopax
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Something safe.
--
Dirk
The Consensus:-
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blue
> "hognoxious" <hognoxious _ k o s h e r @hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> > "Dirk Bruere at Neopax" <di...@neopax.com> wrote in message
> > news:bgs0c1$ridkc$1...@ID-120108.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > >
> > > Personally I prefer aqua regia with a touch of sulphuric and
> hydrofluoric
> > > thrown in for good meaure.
> >
> > What would you keep that in?
>
> Something safe.
Marigolds?
AlanG
That's what my daughter said when her boyfriends tom kept pissing in
his trainers instead of using the litter. He solved the problem by
taking it on a one way trip to see the vet.
AlanG
Who?
The police or the kids?
Steven X Brown
@hercules.btinternet.com:
> news:Xns93D0A3B0273A4st...@217.32.252.50...
>> "Strangle the last aristocrat with the guts of the last priest."
>
> No, aristocrat to go first (so at least he gets the comfort of
> the last rites): then do the priest.
Do you know the origins of the saying, btw?
--
Steven X Brown
"Strangle the last aristocrat with the guts of the last priest."
http://www.jesus21.com/poppydixon/sports/cww.html
http://www.forgivenforlife.com/
Steven X Brown
> Steven X Brown wrote:
>
>> I know the stuff. Gaviscon is the one I use occasionally, but I
>> expect Tescos own brand does the job exactly the same. And yes.
>> Aniseed is lovely.
>
> I've had to by it on occasion when the other stuff wasn't stocked.
> Though at 50p dearer I felt such a snob.
Have you seen the GP about your stomach?
James Pinkerton
news:37p2jvchmef3gae1t...@4ax.com...
>
>
> http://tinyurl.com/j7pg
> A man is set to face magistrates after an incident in which a passing
> policeman was hit in the face by a stream of water from a high-powered
> novelty water gun.
>
> He might have been a fool but was that sufficient reason to use CS
> gas on him?
>
> Alan G
It sounds like the policeman was just mad at the guy with the water gun. It
is just another good reason to ride around with the windows of the patrol
car up and the air conditioner on. After all, the government is paying for
the gas.
In any case, if an ordinary British Citizen can not practice self defense,
then why let the police have deadly weapons to shoot people with? Was the
policeman afraid for his life from the deadly super water gun? I respect the
police but I don't grant that their lives are worth anymore than mine. In
America I have the right to defend my farm and home and even my life from an
armed criminal. As a subject of the Queen you have lost your right to
protect your own life. But I would not think of shooting someone with tear
gas because he shot a water gun at me.
Dan Scorpio
> "Dan Scorpio" <Dan.S...@btinternet.com> wrote in news:bgtu13$g6s$1
> @hercules.btinternet.com:
> > "Steven X Brown" <steven...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:Xns93D0A3B0273A4st...@217.32.252.50...
>
> >> "Strangle the last aristocrat with the guts of the last priest."
> >
> > No, aristocrat to go first (so at least he gets the comfort of
> > the last rites): then do the priest.
>
> Do you know the origins of the saying, btw?
>
>
Neon John
<steven...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>I know the stuff. Gaviscon is the one I use occasionally, but I expect
>Tescos own brand does the job exactly the same. And yes. Aniseed is
>lovely.
Used to be the active ingredient in Ex-Lax before the
hyper-safety-nazies had a go at it. Apparently if you drown a lab rat
in the stuff, the rat dies.
Phenylethene has many uses. In the lab it is used as a basic
indicator. If an acidic unknown has a little phenylethene added and
the solution titrated toward basic pH, the instant the solution goes
from neutral pH (7) to the basic side (>7 pH), the solution turns
bright pink.
If my faded memory is correct, each Ex-Lax contained about 50mg of the
stuff. Potent.
It usually comes as a dry white powder which is quite soluble in
water. Available on sleazebay.
A simple spray bottle is enough. Set the nozzle to coarse spray and
hit 'em with a blast to the face. A 1 molar solution will get them
from the amount absorbed through the eyes and licked off the upper
lip. I added some sugar to my mixture to hide the otherwise somewhat
bitter taste.
John
John DeArmond
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