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Gingerbread Voodoo

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Bushido Hacks

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Nov 13, 2006, 2:15:47 AM11/13/06
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I just though of this really creepy but devilishly funny idea for the
holidays. Applying voodoo to gingerbread men and gingerbread houses.
Oh the dark comedy that would arize from such an idea. You'd have
people making gingerbread White Houses and biting off the head of the
president. Keep this idea open, Katrina victums when you plan your
Christmas dinner.

Rivals would design gingerbread houses of their opponents houses and
burn them in the oven, perhaps with a ginger bread replical to boot.
Just for fun, mold the gingerbread in a manner most likely to make the
effigy explode in the oven like a poorly made clay art project.
People's heads asploding! Weee! People drowing in an 8 ounce glass of
2% milk at 3 AM. Feed a ginger bread man to the dog. If you've seen
enough Saturday Night Life, you could make a gingerbread Gerald Ford
and feed him to a pack of wolves. ( see
http://www.danacarvey.net/images/brokaw.jpg )

What other spooky things could be applied to such a festive tradition?

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