Re: Why is "Happy Holidays" acceptable?

James Schrumpf

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Dec 18, 2005, 2:10:56 PM12/18/05

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Quiet, Jay Furr <jfurr-...@nospam-furrs.org> -- I'm transmitting rage.

> RSPW Political Analyst <jackrep...@teddemocrat.org> wrote in
> news:do45q7$ori$1...@domitilla.aioe.org:
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>> Holiday derives from holy day, which implies there is holiness which
>> implies there is some supernatural power WHICH IS RELIGIOUS.
>>
>> "Happy Winter" should be the new norm.
>
> But in the southern hemisphere, it's not wintertime, d00d.
>

Thus, "Happy Festivus" applies in all hemispheres!

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Jay Furr

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Dec 18, 2005, 3:03:33 PM12/18/05

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James Schrumpf <jaspammen...@adelphia.nospamnet> wrote in
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> Quiet, Jay Furr <jfurr-...@nospam-furrs.org> -- I'm transmitting rage.
>
>> RSPW Political Analyst <jackrep...@teddemocrat.org> wrote in
>> news:do45q7$ori$1...@domitilla.aioe.org:
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>>> Holiday derives from holy day, which implies there is holiness which
>>> implies there is some supernatural power WHICH IS RELIGIOUS.
>>>
>>> "Happy Winter" should be the new norm.
>>
>> But in the southern hemisphere, it's not wintertime, d00d.
>>
>
> Thus, "Happy Festivus" applies in all hemispheres!

And planets, including whichever one Steve Spurrier is originally from.

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Dec 18, 2005, 5:26:33 PM12/18/05

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"Jay Furr" <jfurr-...@nospam-furrs.org> wrote in message
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> RSPW Political Analyst <jackrep...@teddemocrat.org> wrote in
> news:do45q7$ori$1...@domitilla.aioe.org:
>
>> Holiday derives from holy day, which implies there is holiness which
>> implies there is some supernatural power WHICH IS RELIGIOUS.
>>
>> "Happy Winter" should be the new norm.
>
> But in the southern hemisphere, it's not wintertime, d00d.

It's clear we must boycott him, because he discriminates against Australians
and Brazilians. And Australians and Brazilians have HAWT wimin.

Why does he hate HAWT wimin?
dw

Ahmed Johnson's Beer Belly v2.0

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Dec 18, 2005, 5:45:32 PM12/18/05

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So, doesn't Santa, Like Sweat a ton when he drops off teh gifts in
South America?

uyu

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Dec 18, 2005, 7:18:22 PM12/18/05

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>and Brazilians. And Australians and Brazilians have HAWT wimin with HIV.
>
>Why does he hate HAWT wimin with HIV?

>dw
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