Re: I've gone straight.
dave hillstrom
<steveREMOVEDOT...@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
>Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
>deliver any clue to the following address: be...@no-address.com
>"-=Biscuit=-"
>This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
>
>: "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOT...@meow.org.invalid>
>: delighted us to no end by taking a lime green crayon and
>: scribbling in news:e8d7n9$sqm$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com, on
>: the hallowed day of Tue 04 Jul 2006 01:08:35a:
>:
>::: Oops...my bad. I was thinking of the penis owner :)
>::
>:: speaking as an honest guy, sometimes it is the penis that owns
>:: me, not vice-versa.
>::
>:
>: LOL! For some reason...what you said made me laugh :)
>
>mara, it's teh truth although some blokes won't admit it.
>y'know, if she's completely barking nuts and my brain tells me no way
>man, she's totally bad news...if my penis says she's got nice tits, I'M
>FUCKING WELL GOING IN!!!1!
its a controlling, and not particularly discriminating organ.
if, say, the liver was in charge, wed be much more balanced and long
lived.
and the spleen, of course, is only good for singing.
--
Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
"I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
into this cheap motel room."
-Dave Hillstrom
Steve Leyland
hillstrom"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
: On Tue, 4 Jul 2006 09:53:41 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: <steveREMOVEDOT...@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
:
:: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
:: be...@no-address.com "-=Biscuit=-"
:: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::
::: "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOT...@meow.org.invalid>
::: delighted us to no end by taking a lime green crayon and
::: scribbling in news:e8d7n9$sqm$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com, on
::: the hallowed day of Tue 04 Jul 2006 01:08:35a:
:::
::::: Oops...my bad. I was thinking of the penis owner :)
::::
:::: speaking as an honest guy, sometimes it is the penis that owns
:::: me, not vice-versa.
::::
:::
::: LOL! For some reason...what you said made me laugh :)
::
:: mara, it's teh truth although some blokes won't admit it.
:: y'know, if she's completely barking nuts and my brain tells me no way
:: man, she's totally bad news...if my penis says she's got nice tits,
:: I'M FUCKING WELL GOING IN!!!1!
:
: its a controlling, and not particularly discriminating organ.
:
: if, say, the liver was in charge, wed be much more balanced and long
: lived.
fuck that. it'd whine about beer consumption all teh time.
:
: and the spleen, of course, is only good for singing.
should I have my spleen surgically removed, then? it sounds like a
completely useless organ.
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
When someone points skyward, it's the fool the looks at the finger.
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"My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."
JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
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"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
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"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
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And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
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Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
Native American prophecy
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Meow
-=Biscuit=-
delighted us to no end by taking a lime green crayon and
the hallowed day of Tue 04 Jul 2006 11:09:31p:
> :: mara, it's teh truth although some blokes won't admit it.
> :: y'know, if she's completely barking nuts and my brain tells
> :: me no way man, she's totally bad news...if my penis says
> :: she's got nice tits, I'M FUCKING WELL GOING IN!!!1!
> :
> : its a controlling, and not particularly discriminating organ.
> :
> : if, say, the liver was in charge, wed be much more balanced
> : and long lived.
>
> fuck that. it'd whine about beer consumption all teh time.
> :
> : and the spleen, of course, is only good for singing.
>
> should I have my spleen surgically removed, then? it sounds
> like a completely useless organ.
>
Whaaaat? You no like singing in the shower?
--
-=Mara=-
If stupidity was painful, The Rocky Mountains would be full of
screams.
dave hillstrom
its disgusting how all these people never checked out alt.spleen in
its hayday.
<tunes up>
dave hillstrom
<steveREMOVEDOT...@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
har har har