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John Smith

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Sep 19, 2006, 9:23:51 AM9/19/06
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E're! Is it right that Spam (the meaty stuff in the tins) is made from the
bits of the cow no-one wants to eat? Yer know the stuff: toes, lips, ear
lobes, penis, etc.


nemo

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Sep 19, 2006, 11:49:09 AM9/19/06
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"John Smith" <oei...@NOSPAAM.hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> E're! Is it right that Spam (the meaty stuff in the tins) is made from the
> bits of the cow no-one wants to eat? Yer know the stuff: toes, lips, ear
> lobes, penis, etc.
>
>
Yup! In the trade it's called Mechanically Recovered Meat. It's in a lot of
burgers, meat pastes and sausages too.

The bits no-one wants are first cut off as far as possible, then a machine
forces every trace of meat and other materials off the bones using high
pressure to blast it through sieves. The bits no-one wants are then thrown
in then it's all very finely ground together, liquefied and then strained,
so it's so amorphous yer can't tell what it originally was.

Charming!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanically_recovered_meat

See?


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John Smith

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Sep 20, 2006, 5:49:43 AM9/20/06
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> > E're! Is it right that Spam (the meaty stuff in the tins) is made from
the
> > bits of the cow no-one wants to eat? Yer know the stuff: toes, lips, ear
> > lobes, penis, etc.
> >
> >
> Yup! In the trade it's called Mechanically Recovered Meat. It's in a lot
of
> burgers, meat pastes and sausages too.
>
> The bits no-one wants are first cut off as far as possible, then a machine
> forces every trace of meat and other materials off the bones using high
> pressure to blast it through sieves. The bits no-one wants are then thrown
> in then it's all very finely ground together, liquefied and then strained,
> so it's so amorphous yer can't tell what it originally was.
>
> Charming!
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanically_recovered_meat
>
> See?

Uh! Yes, I see. "Meat slurry" and the like sounds disgusting. Sorry, I
thought the guy was just telling a "porkie" to have a bit of fun at work in
the tea-room. I thought I would just share the fun: didn't realize it was
fact! I hate SPAM (and you may have heard that before).

Regs JS


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nemo

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Sep 20, 2006, 1:44:46 PM9/20/06
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"John Smith" <oei...@NOSPAAM.hotmail.com> wrote in message
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There used to be a branch of 'Crunchy Golden Chicken' in Leicester Square
London years ago when I was a telephone engineer around there and it had one
of these machines in the basement, right next to the 'external point' - the
box where the lines came into the building from the street.

Each time it was running and for quite a time afterwards, I couldn't get
near the external point for the stench!

Even had a row with my boss about it - until I got him around there to smell
it for himself!

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(>!<)

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nemo

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Oct 4, 2006, 9:43:45 AM10/4/06
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You're a looney!

I bet your brian smells like that too!


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nemo

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Oct 5, 2006, 10:59:36 AM10/5/06
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"dip shit" <elecs...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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No!


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