Frosty the Chicken - with snow now
Snubis
> wrote:
>
> > There's no place here for the mini-skirt waddle.
>
> You keep stealing their lines. Tsk, tsk. You can't do that !
> You have to make up your own lines, to the best of your abilities
> and your own knowledge. Every entertainment lawyer is watching
> you now, ready to pounce at a moment's notice of wealth.
This is the gayest thread ever.
Morpheal
And I'm definitely not gay. Not even slightly gay. Not even
one little iota of a gay in me. So, you're beginning to worry me.
Do I really HAVE TO kill you, slowly and painfully, for saying that ?
I hardly know you. I mean, couldn't you have said something polite ?
Something other than "gay". As a self respecting heterosexual I
now am forced to defend myself violently. You did realize that
didn't you ?????
M.
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Snubis
news:3FFCF000...@hotmail.com:
> Snubis wrote:
>>
>> Morpheal <morp...@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
>> news:<3FF59F7A...@sympatico.ca>...
>>
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> >> There's no place here for the mini-skirt waddle.
>> >
>> > You keep stealing their lines. Tsk, tsk. You can't do that !
>> > You have to make up your own lines, to the best of your abilities
>> > and your own knowledge. Every entertainment lawyer is watching
>> > you now, ready to pounce at a moment's notice of wealth.
>>
>> This is the gayest thread ever.
>
> "Lord of the Penis"
Is your penis inherently homosexual?
Morpheal
> "Lord of the Penis"
It's all about that mushroom myth thing again.
The Sacred Penis and the Sacred Vagina.
What else did you expect ? Lesbians ?????
M.
±
>
> What else did you expect ? Lesbians ?????
Sorta.
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From: Troll...@aol.com
Subject: Re: Alt.flame Proposal&your pal Sandy
"Scott and Ari are Jeroen's ilk, Dean. He's got quite a cabal forming."
-
Morpheal
> Sorta.
OK, you get the job of sorting them out. Now get in there and separate
the butches from the femmes. Go to it.
M.
±
>
> the butches from the femmes.
And?
>
> M.
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Fanboy Jorn and the Sooper Sekrit War Server Chronicles:
From: "FJ" <colonel_...@hotmail.com>
Message-ID: <3ffed95f$0$3178$df06...@news.sexzilla.net>
There is no "backchanneling", Jamesy.
From: "FJ" <colonel_...@hotmail.com>
Message-ID: <40032fd1$0$3177$df06...@news.sexzilla.net>
... there is no back channeling on my server.
This so called back channeling exists solely in your poor, persecution
complex riddled mind.
From: "FJ" <colonel_...@hotmail.com>
Message-ID: <3ffb0deb$0$3177$df06...@news.sexzilla.net>
Funnily enough, your (and other people's) accusations notwithstanding,
there are hardly any discussions on my server concerning Usenet in
general or alt.flame in particular. Politics mainly, with some arts
(music & movies mainly), throw in some technical stuff and you have a
cosy little community. I'd estimate that more than half of my userbase
is not even a regular Usenet poster.
From: "FJ" <colonel_...@hotmail.com>
Message-ID: <400700da$0$3177$df06...@news.sexzilla.net>
> But one thing you *do* have the faintest idea of - teaming-up with
> lowly alt.flame bottom-feeder TrollatUofS/Marilyn at the Sooper Sekrit
> War Server (tinsswa) internals for some Email Trolling.
Knew about it? I instigated it, you silly man.
Morpheal
> And?
You expect to live long, if you get in between the butches and the
femmes ? Not likely. I would give you about 30 seconds of life in that
situation.
M.
±
>
> You expect to live long, if you get in between the butches and the
> femmes ?
You only live 426 times.
Morpheal
> You only live 426 times.
I feel as if I have seen at least 3000 years of human foibles and
conflicts unfold during my sojourn upon this world. The 435th
incarnation was troubling. A false start, for sure. The 436th
incarnation wasn't much better than that. However, we will survive.
M.
±
>
> However, we will survive.
And so you're back from outer space.
>
> M.
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From:"FJ" <colonel_...@hotmail.com>
Message-ID:<40127843$0$3177$df06...@news.sexzilla.net>
Nope, sweetheart, I'm more of an ideas man.
Morpheal
> And so you're back from outer space.
No. Only my computer generated simulation is back from outer space.
The rest of me is still in innner space. Where it belongs.
M.
±
>
> The rest of me is still in innner space. Where it belongs.
You have an innie?
Morpheal
> You have an innie?
I don't play baseball. I was baseball disabled as a child.
I am afraid it is a permanent disability. However, that means
that I never get to first base.... properly. I always have to
go back and start again, until I get it right. Now why didn't
anyone warn me about that, years ago, when the whole thing started ?
M.
±
>
> I always have to go back and start again, until I get it right.
Do it till you're satisfied.
>
> M.
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Morpheal
> Do it till you're satisfied.
Or until you are too bored out of your mind to continue.
Then cut the blood vessels in your ankle, over top of a suitable
receptacle capable of holding up to eight pints of blood.
M.
±
>
> Then cut the blood vessels in your ankle, over top of a suitable
> receptacle capable of holding up to eight pints of blood.
Fangs for the mammaries.
Morpheal
> Fangs for the mammaries.
Perfect. My desire to become a vampyre would be satisfied by
drinking from her breast. Ah, to be immortal... and life forever.
M.
±
>
> My desire to become a vampyre would be satisfied by drinking from
> her breast.
Goth Night at the Dew Drop Inn.
Morpheal
> Goth Night at the Dew Drop Inn.
She would have me completely tied up that night.
M.
±
>
> She would have me completely tied up that night.
Billy, don't be a hero.
Morpheal
> Billy, don't be a hero.
Did you know Billy is a girl ? Bet you didn't know that !
M.
Snubis
news:4029F345...@hotmail.com:
> Morpheal wrote:
>
>> She would have me completely tied up that night.
>
> Billy, don't be a hero.
I fucking hate heros.
--
€
±
>
> Did you know Billy is a girl ?
Get away!
±
The night Chicago died.
>
> --
> €
Morpheal
> The night Chicago died.
They say it was all about a fat cow, so what do I care ?
M.
±
>
> so what do I care ?
What do I get?
>
> M.
Morpheal
> Get away!
No, really, Billy is a girl. She used to be an exotic dancer,
before it happened. She doesn't talk about it. I suppose it is
a painful memory. She doesn't remember anything much, after
feeling the dashboard of the car crushing up against her lower
body, until she woke up in the hospital bed. They fixed her up,
pretty nicely. At least what was left. Hell, I would go out
with her, but I think she likes a different kind of man. More
your type, probably. Or maybe it is my lack of self esteem
that is prejudicing my viewpoint.
M.
Morpheal
> What do I get?
You get what is behind door number three. And what is there
behind door number three.... behind door number three we
have twelve juvenile delinguents with a strait jacket that
is exactly your size.... Let's hear it for door number three !
And it's all your's !!!!
M.
±
>
> No, really, Billy is a girl.
A boy named Goo.
±
>
> And it's all your's !!!!
Some junk in your trunk?
Morpheal
> A boy named Goo.
No, you would be surprised what they can do with half a pelvis.
M.
Morpheal
> Some junk in your trunk?
Planted there by some disgruntled junkies ? I am very careful to watch
out for that, and to keep my trunks clean. No white powder in there, I
assure you.
M.
±
>
> No, you would be surprised what they can do with half a pelvis.
I can teach you, but I have to charge.
±
>
> I am very careful to watch out for that, and to keep my trunks clean.
Tusk.
Morpheal
> I can teach you, but I have to charge.
With only half a pelvis she is a basket case from the waist down,
but she still looks stunningly beautiful from the waist up.
M.
Morpheal
> Tusk.
You shot the piano player and stole all the ivories again !
M.
±
>
> With only half a pelvis she is a basket case from the waist down,
> but she still looks stunningly beautiful from the waist up.
Techniques that freaks.
±
>
> You shot the piano player and stole all the ivories again !
You got chocolate in my peanut butter!
Morpheal
> Techniques that freaks.
She isn't a freak. Why do you insist on demeaning people ?
The plastic basket sits on her wheechair and she sits inside of it. It
comes up almost to her chest. It keeps her upright and balanced while
she steers the chair with her hand controls.
You have something against that ? You have a problem with that ?
M.
Morpheal
> You got chocolate in my peanut butter!
You're a marshmallow. You don't need buttering, as you are melted down
that far already. No nuts evident, either. It's simply brown nosed goo,
and your fantasies of chocolate choo choos. Guido might still try to
save you.... maybe....
M.
±
>
> She isn't a freak.
Le Freak, c'est chic!
±
>
> You're a marshmallow.
You're a lead role in a cage.
Morpheal
> Le Freak, c'est chic!
So, are you going to go out with her ? Now, be nice. I know you won't
do it, even though she's young, and what there is of her is really good
looking. Nice personality too. Oh, well,... and she won't go out with
me. She doesn't think I have enough hair.
M.
Morpheal
> You're a lead role in a cage.
At least I don't get toasted over a hot fire until I blister !
M.
±
>
> She doesn't think I have enough hair.
She thinks right.
>
> M.
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Lionel Lauer proclaims (Message-ID:
<a7u730ha6tnvdl4rb...@4ax.com>) "I'd point out that I've
been flaming with the best since you were in diapers."
His example of "the best"? Scary flamer Matt "Diaper Boy" Moulton!:
From: Lionel <n...@alt.net>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks, alt.flame, alt.tv.pee-wee-herman
Subject: Re: h0plib...@hotmail.com shows us all how to 'flame'.
Date: Thu, 19 Feb 2004 11:31:56 +1100
Message-ID: <gr0830hil5c5ckmv0...@4ax.com>
>I don't suppose you could be bothered to dredge up an example or two of this
>"flaming with the best" for the group's perusal?
I've been away from the scene for a few years. Were you reading AUK when
SPUTUM first dragged Mad Hatter (Matthew Moulton) into AUK? Ever been
subbed to NANAU?
==
Lionel Lauer, AUK vote-wrangler, old-time veteran of NANAU that owns
several troll domains and has trolled news hierarchies from parts
unknown, suckers some unknowing luser into thinking he was just a random
rec.photo poster, not the Important UseNet Personality that he truly is:
From: Lionel <n...@alt.net>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: Re: Ping Lionel Dundee
Date: Thu, 19 Feb 2004 13:47:50 +1100
Message-ID: <sh78301e949bf7vrd...@4ax.com>
>Lionel, are you a retired troll?
>
>You seem to know them pretty good.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I've been *so* looking forward to this moment.
So, I take you enjoyed the responses you got to your "Let's trash the
photography newsgroups" troll-recruiting drive? ;)
I considered tipping you off ages ago, but I figured that it'd be a hell
of a lot funnier if I let you find out for yourself.
I can't believe that it's taken you so long to figure it out, what with
me xposting so much of this little fracas to AUK, etc.
*snort* *chortle* Oh god, this is just too funny. Thank god I finished
my coffee before I read your post.
D00d, I own several troll domains (with suitable name & address
details,'natch), I'm one of the AUK vote-wranglers, I'm a old-time
veteran of NANAU, & I've trolled news hierarchies that you've never even
heard of.
And I suckered you into thinking I was just some random rec.photo.*
netcop. You fell for it all, hook, line & sinker. You are *SO* fucking
0wn3d, B1tc40r!
==
Lionel Lauer whines about the lack of class at alt.flame... :
From: Lionel <n...@alt.net>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks, alt.flame
Subject: Re: I LOVE GOOKS
Date: Thu, 19 Feb 2004 11:29:01 +1100
Message-ID: <180830tvau0kniqtn...@4ax.com>
>Does Lionel fuck his sister, like Meat Clod, AUK's other "very
>desirable bachelor"?
Wow, classy 'flame', kiddo. Let's see; you do "you look funny" & "you
fuck your relatives". Got anything else, or is that the limit of your
skills?
==
... Then lets loose with some rather well-crafted Gay and PedoLames:
From: Lionel <n...@alt.net>
Newsgroups: rec.photo.digital
Subject: Re: [POLL] Proposal to moderate rec.photo.digital
Date: Thu, 19 Feb 2004 10:09:28 +1100
Message-ID: <jkr730pdp3rdcj7d8...@4ax.com>
PS: Have you run out of gay porn websites to drool over yet? Worn out
that stubby little penis of yours yet?
From: Lionel <n...@alt.net>
Newsgroups: rec.photo.equipment.35mm, rec.photo.digital,
alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: Re: [POLL] Proposal to moderate rec.photo.digital
Date: Thu, 19 Feb 2004 12:40:41 +1100
Message-ID: <o94830510evnrrid8...@4ax.com>
Have I? - Please feel free to believe whatever you wish, warty little
fisting-troll.
I don't have any kind of objection to gay people who don't flood
photography newsgroups with gay porn links, or posts about how much
they like getting a fist up their arse. Speaking of which, why is it
that you feel compelled to tell us about your sexual practices?
Boasting? - Or just a fertile imagination?
From: Lionel <n...@alt.net>
Newsgroups:alt.usenet.kooks, alt.flame,
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Subject: Re: I LOVE GOOKS
Date: Thu, 19 Feb 2004 21:16:24 +1100
Message-ID: <c122fu$mjg$2...@pita.alt.net>
Oh yeah, I've been told that underage sex is one of your favourite
topics.
==
±
>
> At least I don't get toasted over a hot fire until I blister !
Mom always liked you best.
>
> M.
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==
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
==
==
==
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Morpheal
> She thinks right.
I never think right. I must be too left brained.
M.
Morpheal
> Mom always liked you best.
Not really. That's your paranoid delusion again.
M.
±
>
> I never think right.
We are the goon squad and we're coming to town.
±
>
> That's your paranoid delusion again.
That's amore.
Morpheal
> We are the goon squad and we're coming to town.
Well, she's a big, big, big, woman, that goon Squaw ! When
she arrives she will sit on you. The last man she sat on
cannot be located. There was a small smear of something on
the pavement and a lot of strange noises, but no sign of him.
M.
Morpheal
> That's amore.
You don't get More. You get Les. As in Lester.
M.
±
>
> When she arrives she will sit on you.
Rumble seat.
>
> M.
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±
|3iff //ullins
with wounds of paranoia and desire on Tue, 24 Feb 2004 23:28:27 -0500:
>ą wrote:
>> Morpheal wrote:
>>>
>>> When she arrives she will sit on you.
>>
>> Rumble seat.
>
>You vibrate?
>
thats what *i''m sayin'...
**
me in 1980
http://snipurl.com/me_in_80
±
>
> ą wrote:
> > Morpheal wrote:
> >>
> >> When she arrives she will sit on you.
> >
> > Rumble seat.
>
60 cycles a second.
> --
> Tim Weaver : ~~~=== Remove "_OMIT_" for e-mail. ===~~~
>
> We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
>
> Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one
> that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
> -Wernher von Braun (1912 - 1977)
±
>
> ą wrote:
> > Tim Weaver wrote:
> >> ą wrote:
> >> > Morpheal wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> When she arrives she will sit on you.
> >> >
> >> > Rumble seat.
> >>
> >> You vibrate?
> >
> > 60 cycles a second.
>
Are friends electric?
Morpheal
> I prefer Fenders.
We'll wrap a fender around you. How's that ?
M.
Morpheal
> Rumble seat.
You will be rumble fined. It's another way of generating new revenue.
M.
Morpheal
> 60 cycles a second.
You will pay the rumble fine or get sixty hurts.
M.
Morpheal
> Are friends electric?
It depends on your conduct... or your conduck-shun. So it definitely
depends on whether you are a duck and all wet. Ducks are more conductive
and must be shunned as possible sources of excessive electrical
activity.
M.
±
>
> ą wrote:
> > Tim Weaver wrote:
> >> ą wrote:
> >> > Tim Weaver wrote:
> >> >> ą wrote:
> >> >> > Morpheal wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> When she arrives she will sit on you.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Rumble seat.
> >> >>
> >> >> You vibrate?
> >> >
> >> > 60 cycles a second.
> >>
> >> Wow! You're ~-= E ~ L ~ E ~ C ~ T ~ R ~ I ~ C ! ! ! =-~
> >
> > Are friends electric?
>
Great lemonade, but Trader Joes has better.
±
>
> You will be rumble fined. It's another way of generating new revenue.
I'll tax the pennies on your pies.
±
>
> Ducks are more conductive and must be shunned as possible sources of
> excessive electrical activity.
What about arctic diving ducks?
>
> M.
±
>
> How's that ?
I like it like that.
Morpheal
> What about arctic diving ducks?
They come after your goose is cooked.
M.
Morpheal
> I'll tax the pennies on your pies.
And I'll put those pennies on your eyes !
M.
Morpheal
> I like it like that.
You won't like anything, in any way, when we are finished with
you. AFTER that we will allow you to be USEFUL again.
M.
±
>
> goose
duck
duck
±
>
> And I'll put those pennies on your eyes !
Promise?
±
>
> You won't like anything, in any way, when we are finished with
> you.
Sister says the dance she`s doing is the latest thing.
Morpheal
> duck
> duck
Incoming ? Don't worry, if it were insufficient incoming you would be
a dead duck. the more incoming the better.
M.
Morpheal
> Promise?
I promise. You get one British penny on each eye.
M.
Morpheal
> Sister says the dance she`s doing is the latest thing.
Nuns should not be dancing that way. Shame, shame, a nun taking
her clothes off in front of all those men....
M.
±
>
> I promise.
Butter or margarine?
>
> M.
±
>
> Shame, shame
on you, if you can't dance through.
Morpheal
> goose
That is goose flesh that you are experiencing. Goose pimples too.
Trouble is that when you had that plastic surgery the surgeon made a
mistake and grafted the real thing to YOUR body.
M.
Morpheal
> Butter or margarine?
Whicher is sexually more appropriate to a purely heterosexual
relationship. I won't do the soy boy routine. Not me.
M.
Morpheal
>
> on you, if you can't dance through.
THEY keep forbidding me to dance. THEY are afraid I can outdance THEM.
THEY are right about that. If I get the smallest little chance I will
dance on THEIR pain triggers. That will teach them. (By the way THEY are
all MEN ! Not one woman. Not even a woman in drag.)
M.
±
>
> That is goose flesh that you are experiencing.
I got the news.
±
>
> I won't do the soy boy routine. Not me.
Spanish kissin', see it glisten.
±
>
> THEY keep forbidding me to dance.
The politicians are now the dj's.
Morpheal
> I got the news.
And it made you blow your brains out in a car.
Oh, boy, what a mess for the detailers.
Couldn't you simply drive to the north woods and lose yourself ?
M.
Morpheal
> Spanish kissin', see it glisten.
You'll only get plundered by the British, flying the Jolly Roger.
So give it up.
M.
Morpheal
>
> The politicians are now the dj's.
I won't comment on that. It's certainly anew spin to the situation.
M.
±
>
> Couldn't you simply drive to the north woods and lose yourself ?
Let's get crossed, off everybodys list.
±
>
> So give it up.
Or turn it loose.
±
>
> I won't comment on that.
How's that?
Morpheal
> Let's get crossed, off everybodys list.
I want to get re-listed.... but only on certain specific lists.
I don't care if the other lists blackball me.
M.
Morpheal
> Or turn it loose.
Either way, it is the same trap. You fail if you fall into it,
and there is no way out of there once the trap door opens under
your feet and you fall through it. You won't do anything anymore
down there.
M.
Morpheal
> How's that?
That is perfectly alright. It is This that is not well and causing
some concern. We have called for a specialist to look into it, but
I am afraid the symptoms might leave us without This and with nothing
but That.
M.
±
>
> I don't care if the other lists blackball me.
Man and the ants, they won't set each other be.
±
>
> Either way, it is the same trap.
A man or a woman without a big eyed bean from Venus is suffering with
the worstest of curses.
±
>
> I am afraid the symptoms might leave us without This and with nothing
> but That.
You messed in the sky picked a banana and threw it at the sun.
Morpheal
> Man and the ants, they won't set each other be.
You have to learn that you are but an ant, compared to the giants who
govern this universe.
M.
Morpheal
> A man or a woman without a big eyed bean from Venus is suffering with
> the worstest of curses.
A Venusian bean ? And I suppose you beaned her ? Not a very nice way
to treat an alien visitor.
M.
Morpheal
> You messed in the sky picked a banana and threw it at the sun.
I kept my banana in my pants. I did not throw it at the sun.
The sun is a male symbol. That would be awefully homosexual. So
you throw your banana at the sun if you want to, but count me out.
M.
±
>
> You have to learn that you are but an ant, compared to the giants who
> govern this universe.
When I get off of this mountain, you know where I want to go?