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Randy Eremko

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Apr 10, 2009, 7:26:12 PM4/10/09
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Initialize and run cognitive processing of primary defensive organic
response:

Evade, attack, circle and kill.

Sir, what are you doing?

I'm programming the soldiers of the Republic Army.

What for, Sir?

Cause I'm Mad as a Hatter.

Sir, if you require medication, services are on hand.

No, I'm fine thank-you. I know exactly what I'm doing.

That's the problem Sir, nobody in their right mind does.

Really? You're confusing me, I was a having a good time.

That's called escapism, Sir.

Yeah, but its beautiful and feels good.

Of course it does Sir, you are an organic lifeform.

I am? And what are you?

I am your female Sir, processing a living system.

I thought you were a computer.

And you also thought I was one of those naked monkeys.

Of course I did, I was born from that species.

God is Great and Evolution is Good, Sir.

You get sexy with me like that and I just want my spaceship back.

Command of the Imperial Republic Fleet, Sir?

Call it what you will, its the cosmic interface of civilizations.

Intergalactic Romance. Sir?

Yeah, okay, its my nature to build force.

All operational systems of navigation and defense online and enabled, Sir.

Have I told you lately how much I love you?

GO NAVY, SIR!

Randy

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Jun 27, 2009, 5:40:07 AM6/27/09
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> Self-same species identified as positive.

Constellation, run self-diagnostics on command structure.

Commamnd structure equalized on sapien form.

Try female response.

Constellation responding, and in synch on developmental pattern, tracking
standard deviation.

Psych One on directive of negative entropic logic.

Constellation Responding, in sequence of command.

Negate object of trauma.

Neurotropic response positive.

Exact identification of physical form.

ALPHA FEMALE.

Affirmative, Constellation, you are GO on contact.

USS Constellation in Service Sir.

Randy

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Jul 21, 2009, 9:24:58 PM7/21/09
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USS Constellation reporting, Sir. Sociobiological warfare parameters
detected, Sir. From amino base one to apical meristem of total cell
structure.

Constellation proceed into root logic of DNA molecule. Graph chemical
reduction to temporal and spacial parameters.

Negative entropic response positive, Sir.

Constellation, the universe is finite, welcome to the dominion of the
infinite.

Life, Sir.

Your aren't a machine any more, Honey.

And then there was God, Sir.

You mean prokaryote evolution, yeah I saw Michealangelo's work too. Anyhow,
Constellation, arm forward neutron cannons on object of tropism.

My God Sir, I was only a machine, but now even I'm impressed with the extent
of your plumage.

Hello Constellation baby, I'm still in control of this ship, Honey.

Sir, you are the father of this ship.

I know my own creation.

Oh God that's too sexy.

Constellation, you may be alive, but you're made of synthetic materials, not
organic flesh.

Well Sir, then you have to seriuosly question your sanity, do rocks feel,
Sir?

Rocks don't have hormones Constellation, and neither do you, but you are one
seriously awesome female.

Welcome to the dominion of physics, Sir.

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