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Re: Narwhal Tusk Surrender Bins Installed Throughout The UK
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Mike Moore
Dec 3, 2019, 11:05:02 AM12/3/19
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In article <4nqaue1qf2mr9dscu...@4ax.com>
Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@null.net> wrote:
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> https://babylonbee.com/news/narwhal-tusk-surrender-bins-installed-throughout-UK
>
> LONDON猶arliament announced Monday the installation of new narwhal
> tusk surrender bins throughout the UK after a citizen was seen
> attacking an austere religious scholar using one of the deadly
> weapons.
>
> Citizens are to return their dangerous narwhal tusks to the anonymous
> surrender bins immediately.
>
> "Don't make a fuss -- surrender your tusk," said MPS Commissioner
> Cressida Dick in a passionate plea for Londoners and those in other UK
> cities to surrender their sharpened tusks. "We have seen the damage
> these can do when a peaceful member of the religion of peace is just
> trying to spread his peace in peace. We must make London safe again by
> giving up all our mammalian tusks to the government."
Shameful, simply shameful. The nerve of those Brits practicing
any sort of self-preservation.
Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@null.net> wrote:
>
> https://babylonbee.com/news/narwhal-tusk-surrender-bins-installed-throughout-UK
>
> LONDON猶arliament announced Monday the installation of new narwhal
> tusk surrender bins throughout the UK after a citizen was seen
> attacking an austere religious scholar using one of the deadly
> weapons.
>
> Citizens are to return their dangerous narwhal tusks to the anonymous
> surrender bins immediately.
>
> "Don't make a fuss -- surrender your tusk," said MPS Commissioner
> Cressida Dick in a passionate plea for Londoners and those in other UK
> cities to surrender their sharpened tusks. "We have seen the damage
> these can do when a peaceful member of the religion of peace is just
> trying to spread his peace in peace. We must make London safe again by
> giving up all our mammalian tusks to the government."
Shameful, simply shameful. The nerve of those Brits practicing
any sort of self-preservation.
Just Wondering
Dec 3, 2019, 1:24:25 PM12/3/19
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On 12/3/2019 8:57 AM, Mike Moore wrote:
> In article <4nqaue1qf2mr9dscu...@4ax.com>
> Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@null.net> wrote:
>>
>> https://babylonbee.com/news/narwhal-tusk-surrender-bins-installed-throughout-UK
>>
>> LONDON—Parliament announced Monday the installation of new narwhal
> In article <4nqaue1qf2mr9dscu...@4ax.com>
> Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@null.net> wrote:
>>
>> https://babylonbee.com/news/narwhal-tusk-surrender-bins-installed-throughout-UK
>>
>> tusk surrender bins throughout the UK after a citizen was seen
>> attacking an austere religious scholar using one of the deadly
>> weapons.
>>
>> Citizens are to return their dangerous narwhal tusks to the anonymous
>> surrender bins immediately.
>>
>> "Don't make a fuss -- surrender your tusk," said MPS Commissioner
>> Cressida Dick in a passionate plea for Londoners and those in other UK
>> cities to surrender their sharpened tusks. "We have seen the damage
>> these can do when a peaceful member of the religion of peace is just
>> trying to spread his peace in peace. We must make London safe again by
>> giving up all our mammalian tusks to the government."
>
> Shameful, simply shameful. The nerve of those Brits practicing
> any sort of self-preservation.
Parliament should enact some narwhal tusk laws. That will
>> attacking an austere religious scholar using one of the deadly
>> weapons.
>>
>> Citizens are to return their dangerous narwhal tusks to the anonymous
>> surrender bins immediately.
>>
>> "Don't make a fuss -- surrender your tusk," said MPS Commissioner
>> Cressida Dick in a passionate plea for Londoners and those in other UK
>> cities to surrender their sharpened tusks. "We have seen the damage
>> these can do when a peaceful member of the religion of peace is just
>> trying to spread his peace in peace. We must make London safe again by
>> giving up all our mammalian tusks to the government."
>
> Shameful, simply shameful. The nerve of those Brits practicing
> any sort of self-preservation.
surely put a stop to this sort of thing.
michae...@yahoo.com
Dec 5, 2019, 1:30:01 AM12/5/19
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On 03 Dec 2019, Just Wondering <J...@jw.com> posted some
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Absolutely. And close any pubs that refuse to comply.
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