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Anonymous

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May 31, 1998, 3:00:00 AM5/31/98
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I am a college student in Texas who always sleeps in only my Hanes
briefs (usually white, size 30). Once, I was sleeping pretty late into
the afternoon on a Saturday after staying up late on Friday. I was
awaken by a couple of dressed-up attractive young guys going
door-to-door to tell about the Mormon church. After they knocked a
couple of times on my door, I took a quick peek out of my door peephole.
My heart was racing with excitement as to whether I should greet them in
only my tight Hanes briefs. (My roommate went home for the weekend, so I
was alone in the apartment.)

I decided to do it. I slowly unlocked and opened the door -- carefully
paying attention to their reaction. Both guys looked quite shocked at
seeing in only my Hanes briefs. I told them that I had just woken up.
The first guy was trying to quickly tell me about the Mormon church. I
could tell that he was nervous/struggling and uncomfortable with me
being in my underwear. He kept eye contact with me during the time and
avoided looking at my near-naked body (except for his initial glance
when I opened the door). I sensed that both were very uncomfortable with
me being in my underwear; so, I politely stated that I wasn't interested
and didn't let them to come into my apartment after they said that they
wanted to talk to me further about the church. If I did, I probably
would have had to put on some clothes as it would have been the proper
thing to do. (However, I was planning to spend the entire day doing
homework, etc. in just my Hanes briefs.) Nevertheless, it was quite a
memorable experience.

Any of you guys answer the door in just your briefs?


jfly

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May 31, 1998, 3:00:00 AM5/31/98
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Though not on a regular basis, I have answered the door in briefs - and
have always gotten a surprised/shocked response. One time I opened the
door for the UPS guy and he practically dropped my package!

One of my neighbors paid a surprise visit one morning when I was hung-
over. I answered the door in my skiivies - more to show my displeasure at
being woken up, than anything else...Lucky him, I had morning wood so he
got quite an eyeful! As I signed his petition I could tell he was
checking out my basket. He's been extra "neighborly" ever since!

Justaguy

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Jun 2, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/2/98
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Anonymous wrote:
>
> I am a college student in Texas who always sleeps in only my Hanes
> briefs (usually white, size 30).
>
> Any of you guys answer the door in just your briefs?


I do that all the time. I do computer work from my home, and don't get
fully dressed unless I have to leave the house. I find it a lot more
comfortable working in just my underwear, (like right now.) I like the
idea of not having to worry about what I pull on when I get out of bed.
I've raised eyebrows on mail carriers, UPS delivery men, and most
recently, a great-looking guy who does landscaping in my neighborhood.
I keep a pair of shorts handy, just in case the visitor is someone who
might not appreciate how I'm (un)dressed.

One thing I especially enjoy is walking my dog after dark while I'm
wearing just a T-shirt, briefs, and tennis shoes. I live near the
beach, and often take my pup for a run along the water while I'm wearing
as little as possible. You'd be amazed at how many people I've met late
at night who were doing the same thing. It seems being "out" in their
underwear is something a lot of guys do.

I'd love to hear from other guys who live in their underwear as I do,
and enjoy showing it off a bit. Remove the obvious from my return
address to respond, and let's compare experiences.

Take care,
Dave

Al Bryant

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Jun 3, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/3/98
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On Sun, 31 May 1998 13:29:03 -0500, Anonymous
<anon...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:

>I am a college student in Texas who always sleeps in only my Hanes

<snip>


>homework, etc. in just my Hanes briefs.) Nevertheless, it was quite a
>memorable experience.
>

>Any of you guys answer the door in just your briefs?

That's a good one!

This is part true and part fantasy:

Last summer my friend Seth (who is Jewish and handicapped with leg
braces/crutches) was visiting for a few days. Sunday morning, I'd
gone out in the car to get the paper; Seth was still sleeping. When I
got back to the house, the JW's were at the door. Seth (who is a
handsome man!) had struggled out of bed on crutches wearing only his
silk boxers and yarmulke to answer the doorbell. We both thought it
was a stitch and still howl with laughter about how *shocked* the
little pricks were!

Needless to say, I haven't been troubled with JW's in *months*!

You might be able to accomplish the same thing by installing a bronze
jockstrap door-knocker :-)

Al

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Harv...@eudoramail.com

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Jun 3, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/3/98
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Around the house, and especially during our hot and humid Florida summers, I
often run around naked, particularly when working in the kitchen or doing the
laundry.

When I sit down at the computer or to read I usually pull on some old shorts
(not undershorts, shorts). That's because otherwise my butt sticks to
naugahyde chairs or gets scratched by upholstered ones. My favorites are some
short ones with an elastic waist, no belt, and a snap at the top of the zipper
fly, not a button. I've lost some waist weight so they are a little loose on
me and I love the feeling of just flopping around inside of them without
underwear. I don't wear those when I go out because stuff in the pockets tends
to make them want to fall off.

Anyway, one day I was in these shorts watching a porn video, and the doorbell
rang. I may have been reaching inside for something or other and forgot that
the fly was open. It was the mailman with a package, and he had a nice
package, too, nicely displayed in his tight Postal Service shorts. Anyway, he
was staring at my crotch and I was staring at his.

It was then that I felt the draft on my pubes through my open fly and looked
down to see the head of my half-hard dick sticking out through the left leg
hole. "Oops, sorry," I said, as I reached out for the package -- the one he
was delivering, not the one in his pants. That action popped the snap and my
shorts fell to my ankles.

For a moment he hesitated and I thought he might come in, but he didn't. "Have
a nice day," he said as he turned to head for his truck. Then he burst out
laughing. "I intend to," I replied. "Yeah," I can sure see that," he said.

Harv

In article <3571A16E...@mail.utexas.edu>,


Anonymous <anon...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
>
> I am a college student in Texas who always sleeps in only my Hanes

> briefs (usually white, size 30). Once, I was sleeping pretty late into
> the afternoon on a Saturday after staying up late on Friday. I was
> awaken by a couple of dressed-up attractive young guys going
> door-to-door to tell about the Mormon church. After they knocked a
> couple of times on my door, I took a quick peek out of my door peephole.
> My heart was racing with excitement as to whether I should greet them in
> only my tight Hanes briefs. (My roommate went home for the weekend, so I
> was alone in the apartment.)
>
> I decided to do it. I slowly unlocked and opened the door -- carefully
> paying attention to their reaction. Both guys looked quite shocked at
> seeing in only my Hanes briefs. I told them that I had just woken up.
> The first guy was trying to quickly tell me about the Mormon church. I
> could tell that he was nervous/struggling and uncomfortable with me
> being in my underwear. He kept eye contact with me during the time and
> avoided looking at my near-naked body (except for his initial glance
> when I opened the door). I sensed that both were very uncomfortable with
> me being in my underwear; so, I politely stated that I wasn't interested
> and didn't let them to come into my apartment after they said that they
> wanted to talk to me further about the church. If I did, I probably
> would have had to put on some clothes as it would have been the proper
> thing to do. (However, I was planning to spend the entire day doing

> homework, etc. in just my Hanes briefs.) Nevertheless, it was quite a
> memorable experience.
>
> Any of you guys answer the door in just your briefs?
>
>


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jfly

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Jun 3, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/3/98
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Have had similar experiences myself -
One time I had to sit out the afternoon for the cableguy to stop by and
fix the box. I slipped on a pair of loose fitting flannel boxers while I
waited for the guy to show - I hung around in em all afternoon, careful
to keep a "semi" going for the moment when he arrived.
When I opened the door, I could tell from the outside air breeze that
there was a decent view through my fly...It didn't take him long to
notice either. He was an average looking guy, but man, I was so worked
up, he looked like a stud at that very moment. I took him to the bedroom
where the tv was and he went about his business quietly. I excused myself
into the bathroom and after I closed the door, I tugged hard and quick on
my peter till I was sure its full length would show prominently. I walked
back into the bedroom, sat on the bed and watched him as he
worked...Occaisonally he would take quick glances over at my bulge - I
could tell he was into it. Damn, I even started to leak!
As is often the case in real life, nothing happened - but I did start
getting some very hot obscene phone calls after that day - most of em
started with the question: "what are you wearing?"
Jese, I dig those cable guys....

thirs...@webtv.net

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Jun 3, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/3/98
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Starting at 14 and through 16 I was a newspaper delivery boy. I lived
next to an Air Force base and a great many of my customers were single
airmen...usually living 2 or 3 to the house. My delivery time was 3 am
and I was greeted many times by these guys wearing only their briefs or
boxers. When I would go to the door to collect the monthly payment they
would answer the door and then when they went to get the money they
would often come back in their underwear. Even then I loved the sight,
but never realized that they might have been coming on to me.

Justaguy

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Jun 3, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/3/98
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Lordy, lordy, Thirstyman, you just reminded me about this!

When I was fifteen or so, I had a paper route near a University. One of
my customers was this GORGEOUS heart-throb of a college student, (blond,
blue-eyed, buffed and built...), who rented a room in the converted
basement of a house. He had his own entrance, so I didn't have to go
inside the house to reach his door.

One time when I went to collect the monthly subscription fee, and
knocked on his door, he quickly said, "Come in!" as though he was
expecting someone. I opened the door, and there he sat, not three feet
away, buck naked in his bed.

Apparently I wasn't who he was expecting, because he blushed big time,
covered himself up, and asked who the hell I was. I told him. He
started to get out of bed to get my money, thought better of it, and sat
back down. He apologized for not getting up, pointed toward the
dresser, and asked me to hand him his wallet.

I walked across the small room to his dresser, and vividly recall having
to MOVE his white Jockeys, which were laying on top of his wallet on the
dresser. He'd obviously taken them off and tossed them there before
climbing naked into bed.

He quickly paid me, and I left. My last sight of the guy as I closed
the door was of his handsome, muscled, naked body leaning back against
the headboard with the sheets around his waist, reading a textbook of
some sort. (What can I say? I was young and naive back then... <grin>)

J/O material for me for weeks afterwards over that guy! Unfortunately,
the next month, some girl was renting the room, and I never saw him
again. <sigh>

Thanks, Thirsty, for helping jog my memory. Do it again! <grin>

XtremSkiSD

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Jun 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/14/98
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I am always in my underwear at home......briefs usually............not that big
of deal if someone comes to the door......I jsut act natural

Patrick237

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Jun 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/15/98
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same here... I like to see response I get and some of them are good
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sevenpo...@webtv.net

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Jun 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/15/98
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No, but i do answer the door in silk boxers. One evening about 7:30 the
doorbell rang and I answered the door in forest green silk boxers and it
was a young guy, (later learned he was 19), trying to work his way
through college, selling magazines. It wasn't long and he was also down
to his boxers. So you never know what will happen when answering door in
any type of underwear.

Luke Warm

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Jun 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/17/98
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Good on you. So do I as well as collect the newspaper from outside, and
stroll in the yard from time to time.

DD

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xtrem...@aol.com says...

ZCS...@worldnet.att.net

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Jun 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/18/98
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Yes i have answer the door in briefs and some times even less.

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Mike

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Jun 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/18/98
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I sometimes answer the door to strangers wearing only boxers, but
usually only answer the door wearing briefs only to friends that I
know will not be offended. Somehow it doesn't seem as "naughty" to be
in public wearing boxers as it does wearing briefs. Tight white
briefs just look more like underwear than boxers. Hell, some boxer
shorts you could wear downtown and they just look like any other pair
of shorts. I haven't worked up the nerve to try my tighty whities
out on the UPS driver yet. If there are any delivery drivers out
there it would be interesting to hear if they ever have people answer
the door in just their underwear. I also wonder if this happens with
pizza delivery people too.

thirs...@webtv.net

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Jun 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/18/98
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I haven't done it in many years but I used to order food to be delivered
and answer the door in t-shirt and briefs and socks.

coc...@usa.net

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Jun 19, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/19/98
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thirs...@webtv.net wrote:
>
> I haven't done it in many years but I used to order food to be delivered
> and answer the door in t-shirt and briefs and socks.


When I'm staying at a hotel, which I frequently do, I always
look out the peep hole to see who is delivering room service.
If it is not an old woman or hotel security, I just open the
door in whatever I'm wearing -- always briefs, and sometimes
a t-shirt.

Jeff B.

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Jun 19, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/19/98
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Do you think that it is being too much of an exhibitionist to wear only
briefs when answering the door? What about the guy delivering the stuff,
think he gets offended? I think that he is probably used to it.
Jeff
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Keith M. Kurzman

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Jun 19, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/19/98
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Jeff B. (je...@metromanusa.com) wrote:
> Do you think that it is being too much of an exhibitionist to wear only
> briefs when answering the door? What about the guy delivering the stuff,
> think he gets offended? I think that he is probably used to it.

This touches on the whole "consent vs. no consent" issue. In a way, your
forcing someone to be complicit in getting you off, whether or not s/he's
interested-- on the other hand, don't you have a right to dress however
you like in the privacy of your own home?

--Morris

Jeff B.

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Jun 19, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/19/98
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I agree with the consent argument. But, since they are at work and they are
going to your house, ringing your doorbell in an attempt to reach you, are
they not giving implicit consent to seeing you however you are?
Does the privacy of your own home cover exhibiting yourself in front of an
open door? ( I don't know the legalities of that).

I think it comes down to how much you are comfortable showing in front of
another person. I guess I contradicted myself a bit, but then again, I have
a lot of opinions on stuff.:)!


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Patrick237

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Jun 20, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/20/98
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I do at times... then did once and it was my brother's friend... he liked it..
bot did he lkie it
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Eric Bohlman

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Jun 20, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/20/98
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Jeff B. <je...@metromanusa.com> wrote:
: I agree with the consent argument. But, since they are at work and they are

: going to your house, ringing your doorbell in an attempt to reach you, are
: they not giving implicit consent to seeing you however you are?

The fact that they're at work argues against consent, IMHO. They really
don't have a choice in the matter. If a friend comes by and gets offended
by being greeted by you in your underwear, he can always walk away. But a
delivery person, meter reader, etc. can't do that without neglecting his
job duties. It's the same reasoning that makes certain comments, etc.
actionable sexual harassment when made in the workplace, but perfectly
legal at the beach. The ethics and legality of such things depend on
whether or not you have a captive audience.

BoxScout

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Jun 20, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/20/98
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Keith M. Kurzman wrote:
>
> Jeff B. (je...@metromanusa.com) wrote:
> > Do you think that it is being too much of an exhibitionist to wear only
> > briefs when answering the door? What about the guy delivering the stuff,
> > think he gets offended? I think that he is probably used to it.
>
> This touches on the whole "consent vs. no consent" issue. In a way, your
> forcing someone to be complicit in getting you off, whether or not s/he's
> interested-- on the other hand, don't you have a right to dress however
> you like in the privacy of your own home?
>
> --Morris

Most hotel workers and delivery guys have seen it all. The sight of a
man dressed in underwear is not offensive, despite what some might
claim. A man in his underwear is only suggestive if the viewer chooses
it to be. It becomes offensive when the exhibionist says something or
does something suggestive. A man in his briefs? Everybody who's honest
with him/herself enjoys the view. (IMHO)

Gregory Dale

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Jun 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/21/98
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Get over it.
Answer the door how U want.
I always do.
-Ozwizzer


Roger Steele

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Jun 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/25/98
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This is a question that would not even be asked in most Western European
countries. There society regards underware the same as swimware. That is a
woman seen in a bra and panties would be looked at as if she had on a bikini
swimsuit. A man in boxers or briefs would be no different. They have a
slightly different attitude when it comes to clothes. They are just more open
and we as Americans need to become that way too.
If you wish to answer your door in briefs, you have every right to do so, the
person comming to the door should not be offended as long as you make no sexual
overtures.
Also look at American TV ads. the one with the guy going out for his paper in
only his briefs. I you can see such things on regular TV what is wrong with it
in the home at the door?
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Jeff B.

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Jun 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/25/98
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I agree completely Roger! They also seem to have a completely different
attitude towards nudity as well. Sun bathing in the nude in Germany is not
a problem in even public parks!
Jeff

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Colin Fleming & Dean Austin

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Jun 26, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/26/98
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I read your message and found it very inaccurate. I would be interested
to know on what evidence you based your assertion that a man wearing
briefs/boxers would be viewed as no different to wearing a bikini style
swimming costume. I am British and would dispute your views entirely.

You are wrong to think that we Brits are more open than Americans (as
you put it). I entirely agree that we should be able to answer the door
in whatever we want to wear - I am all for more underwear on view! But
it is a sad fact that this is just not regarded as generally acceptable
in the UK today.

Roger Steele wrote:
>
> This is a question that would not even be asked in most Western European
> countries. There society regards underware the same as swimware. That is a
> woman seen in a bra and panties would be looked at as if she had on a bikini
> swimsuit. A man in boxers or briefs would be no different. They have a
> slightly different attitude when it comes to clothes. They are just more open
> and we as Americans need to become that way too.
> If you wish to answer your door in briefs, you have every right to do so, the
> person comming to the door should not be offended as long as you make no sexual
> overtures.
> Also look at American TV ads. the one with the guy going out for his paper in
> only his briefs. I you can see such things on regular TV what is wrong with it
> in the home at the door?
>
> BoxScout wrote:
>

> > Keith M. Kurzman wrote:
> > >
> > > Jeff B. (je...@metromanusa.com) wrote:
> > > > Do you think that it is being too much of an exhibitionist to wear only
> > > > briefs when answering the door? What about the guy delivering the stuff,
> > > > think he gets offended? I think that he is probably used to it.
> > >
> > > This touches on the whole "consent vs. no consent" issue. In a way, your
> > > forcing someone to be complicit in getting you off, whether or not s/he's
> > > interested-- on the other hand, don't you have a right to dress however
> > > you like in the privacy of your own home?
> > >
> > > --Morris
> >
> > Most hotel workers and delivery guys have seen it all. The sight of a
> > man dressed in underwear is not offensive, despite what some might
> > claim. A man in his underwear is only suggestive if the viewer chooses
> > it to be. It becomes offensive when the exhibionist says something or
> > does something suggestive. A man in his briefs? Everybody who's honest
> > with him/herself enjoys the view. (IMHO)
>

> ---------------------------------------------------------------
>
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Nafana

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Jun 28, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/28/98
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Oh Hell NO!- I always take them off first! ;)

We Americans are a bunch of prudes.


Roger W.R. deBats

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Jun 29, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/29/98
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> Oh Hell NO!- I always take them off first! ;)
>
Oh C'mon mate - You normally don't even WEAR underwear! ;)
(me neither, btw)

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