Come to England,you will go straight to the front of the queue and your
treatment will be free!
do you take monopoly money?
Well if he saved his ISP fees, his telephone fees, his cable TV fees &
sold his computer & TV then he might make a start, as it stands his
asking everybody else to subsidise his pleasures.
Hell I can't even afford to pay for mine so why should I help him pay
for his?
Yeah, I have some Microsoft vouchers to go towards monitoring equipment <g>
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-*- "What sort of candle is this?" "Dee-nah-meetay. Must be Italian."
-*- Smell that? You smell that? Penguins, son. Nothing in the world smells
like that. I love the smell of penguins in the morning. You know, one
time we had an early shift, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked
up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' XP license. The smell,
you know that penguin smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Someday this war's gonna end...
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A: A shotgun.
-*- That's it. No more coffee for *that* man!