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Chill Out, Nottingham

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Mar 13, 2003, 12:03:51 PM3/13/03
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I am trying to compile a list of all cyber cafes in Nottingham at
http://www.chilloutnottingham.co.uk/cyber-cafes/

So far I have only found the Alphanet Cafe on Queen Street, and of
course Chill Out on Heathcoat Street.

Please can anyone tell me the details of any more. I need at least:

The name
Address, preferably with postcode for the map link
Phone number

Thanks,

James.

Dawn

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Mar 13, 2003, 4:37:01 PM3/13/03
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James wrote

> I am trying to compile a list of all cyber cafes in Nottingham at
> http://www.chilloutnottingham.co.uk/cyber-cafes/

Silver Surfers cyber café
Edwards Lane Community Centre

e-LEARNING CENTRE - SOUTH NOTTINGHAM
Summerwood Lane
Clifton

Surf-Shak
18 Alfreton Road
Canning Circus

Dawn


Rob Berry

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Mar 13, 2003, 4:34:12 PM3/13/03
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"Dawn" <mu...@bogoffwithyourspam-hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Judging by my mates, and various friends of Ann and their respective
children....

My House
3 Terminals Available

Rob :-)


Kráftéé

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Mar 13, 2003, 4:37:53 PM3/13/03
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Dito for mine

--
--

B-)

Where do we go from here ;-?


Dawn

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Mar 13, 2003, 4:55:34 PM3/13/03
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"Kráftéé" wrote
> Dito for mine

Oh well, if that's how we're playing. My house - one terminal. And I make
better coffee than either of you two.

Dawn


Fast.Moggy

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Mar 13, 2003, 5:08:52 PM3/13/03
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"Dawn" <mu...@bogoffwithyourspam-hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Coffee and kat food
WOW im there !
Sorry you did mention food?


semach.the.monkey

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Mar 13, 2003, 5:26:58 PM3/13/03
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"Dawn" wrote in message ...

| > Dito for mine
|
| Oh well, if that's how we're playing. My house - one terminal. And I
make
| better coffee than either of you two.
|
Does it come with a biscuit and a lolly stick?

STM

(ps my house, 4 terminals, and crap coffee)


Mr 8lobby

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Mar 13, 2003, 5:29:31 PM3/13/03
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"Fast.Moggy" <fast....@ntlworld.com> wrote in message

> > Oh well, if that's how we're playing. My house - one
> > terminal. And I make better coffee than either of you two.
> >
> > Dawn

> Coffee and kat food
> WOW im there !
> Sorry you did mention food?

Is that coffee and a KitKat or coffee and some Kitty Cat?


Mr 8lobby

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Mar 13, 2003, 5:32:38 PM3/13/03
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"semach.the.monkey" <Sem...@NTLnospamWORLD.com> wrote

> (ps my house, 4 terminals, and crap coffee)

Only one terminal here & that's me ?B^)


Dawn

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Mar 13, 2003, 5:51:58 PM3/13/03
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"Fast.Moggy" wrote

> Coffee and kat food
> WOW im there !
> Sorry you did mention food?

No I did *not* mention food. And I'm *not* getting the chip pan out at this
time of night!

Dawn


Dawn

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Mar 13, 2003, 5:52:43 PM3/13/03
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"semach.the.monkey" wrote

> Does it come with a biscuit and a lolly stick?

Shut up about biscuits!!!

Dawn (who's starting to feel the effects of Lent...)


Fast.Moggy

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Mar 13, 2003, 5:49:34 PM3/13/03
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"Dawn" <mu...@bogoffwithyourspam-hotmail.com> wrote in message
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What the eck is a chip pan?

If it comes out of a tin or pouch im there...No tuna fish though! YUK
You could tickle my tum when ive finished my kitty kat!


Mr 8lobby

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Mar 13, 2003, 5:51:33 PM3/13/03
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"Chill Out, Nottingham" <please.reply...@ucngrercf.tonez.co.uk>
wrote

> I am trying to compile a list of all cyber cafes in Nottingham at
> http://www.chilloutnottingham.co.uk/cyber-cafes/

I see that you've reworked the Chillout site, James. It's a bold design and
an improvement on the old site, but I'm afraid it doesn't shout *upmarket*.
What it lacks is a cohesive style, like the others have. Can't you get your
photographer chum to do some nice stylish images for it?


semach.the.monkey

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Mar 13, 2003, 5:53:13 PM3/13/03
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"Dawn" wrote in message ...
| > Does it come with a biscuit and a lolly stick?
|
| Shut up about biscuits!!!
|
| Dawn (who's starting to feel the effects of Lent...)
|
What! Its not like I said anything about chocolate biscuits, or nice
crunchy Rich Tea to dunk in your coffee, or those really lovelly Garry
Baldie ones with the dead flies in them...

But am I allowed to ask about chocolate? coz I'm just about to endulge
myself with a nice chocolatie mars bar...

:-)

STM


Dawn

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Mar 13, 2003, 6:00:48 PM3/13/03
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"semach.the.monkey" wrote

> What! Its not like I said anything about chocolate biscuits, or nice
> crunchy Rich Tea to dunk in your coffee, or those really lovelly Garry
> Baldie ones with the dead flies in them...
>
> But am I allowed to ask about chocolate? coz I'm just about to endulge
> myself with a nice chocolatie mars bar...

<fingers in ears>

La, la, la. Can't hear you.

:o)

Dawn


Mr 8lobby

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Mar 13, 2003, 5:54:33 PM3/13/03
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"Dawn" <mu...@bogoffwithyourspam-hotmail.com> wrote in message
> Dawn (who's starting to feel the effects of Lent...)

So long as 'Lent...' isn't short for Lentils <G>


semach.the.monkey

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Mar 13, 2003, 5:59:22 PM3/13/03
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"Dawn" wrote in message ...
<stuffs mars bar into mouth right in front of Dawn>

show han hoo chee wot i an eahinh wiv yoor frocolat fingahs in yoor
earhsh?

STM

(showwy for schpittinh ovah yoo)


Dawn

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Mar 13, 2003, 6:05:05 PM3/13/03
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"Mr 8lobby" wrote

> So long as 'Lent...' isn't short for Lentils <G>

:o/

Brings a whole new meaning to being 'rumbly in the tumbly' doesn't it?

Dawn


Dawn

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Mar 13, 2003, 6:05:44 PM3/13/03
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"Fast.Moggy" wrote

> You could tickle my tum when ive finished my kitty kat!

Only if you promise not to spit furballs at me this time.

Dawn

Fast.Moggy

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"Dawn" <mu...@bogoffwithyourspam-hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Sorry i thought i missed you!


Dawn

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Mar 13, 2003, 6:12:02 PM3/13/03
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"semach.the.monkey" wrote

> <stuffs mars bar into mouth right in front of Dawn>
>
> show han hoo chee wot i an eahinh wiv yoor frocolat fingahs in yoor
> earhsh?

Eugh. If you knew what you looked like when you do that, you wouldn't do it.

> (showwy for schpittinh ovah yoo)

S'alright. Better than spitting at me, I suppose...

Dawn (who thinks you're a rotten git, incidentally)


Mr 8lobby

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Mar 13, 2003, 6:06:37 PM3/13/03
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"Fast.Moggy" <fast....@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> Coffee and kat food
> WOW im there !
> Sorry you did mention food?

Have you heard of that new breed of cats that like's spotted dick... I think
they're called puddy cats


semach.the.monkey

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Mar 13, 2003, 6:10:57 PM3/13/03
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"Dawn" wrote in message ...
| > <stuffs mars bar into mouth right in front of Dawn>
| >
| > show han hoo chee wot i an eahinh wiv yoor frocolat fingahs in yoor
| > earhsh?
|
| Eugh. If you knew what you looked like when you do that, you wouldn't
do it.

<sets up webcam to record whole marsbar going in from side to side just
to see what it looks like>

oh, yes... you're right. Bugger!

STM (never ever showing that footage to anyone)


Dawn

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Mar 13, 2003, 6:21:20 PM3/13/03
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"Fast.Moggy" wrote

> Sorry i thought i missed you!

Well it's either that or I've grown one hell of a mole on my cheek...

Dawn


Dawn

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Mar 13, 2003, 6:21:51 PM3/13/03
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"semach.the.monkey" wrote

> <sets up webcam to record whole marsbar going in from side to side just
> to see what it looks like>
>
> oh, yes... you're right. Bugger!
>
> STM (never ever showing that footage to anyone)

I have photos like that .....

Dawn


semach.the.monkey

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Mar 13, 2003, 6:24:19 PM3/13/03
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"Dawn" wrote in message ...
| > <sets up webcam to record whole marsbar going in from side to side
just
| > to see what it looks like>
| >
| > oh, yes... you're right. Bugger!
| >
| > STM (never ever showing that footage to anyone)
|
| I have photos like that .....
|
Shit!

/me turns web cam off quick

I never assumed you were one of those hacker type chicks!

Ummm.... you didn't see anything else you weren't suppose to, did you?

STM


Dawn

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Mar 13, 2003, 6:42:09 PM3/13/03
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"semach.the.monkey" wrote

> /me turns web cam off quick
>
> I never assumed you were one of those hacker type chicks!
>
> Ummm.... you didn't see anything else you weren't suppose to, did you?

What will you give me to keep schtum?

Dawn


Trollist.Gov

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Mar 13, 2003, 6:36:42 PM3/13/03
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"Chill Out, Nottingham" <please.reply...@ucngrercf.tonez.co.uk> wrote in message news:<3E70B9F...@ucngrercf.tonez.co.uk>...

> I am trying to compile a list of all cyber cafes in Nottingham at
> http://www.chilloutnottingham.co.uk/cyber-cafes/
>
> So far I have only found the Alphanet Cafe on Queen Street, and of
> course Chill Out on Heathcoat Street.
>
> Please can anyone tell me the details of any more. I need at least:
>
> The name
> Address, preferably with postcode for the map link
> Phone number
>
> Thanks,
>
> James.

Piss off!

Do your own dirty work.

Would you supply the name and address and postcode and phone number of
that babe that works at your cafe???

No!...You wont.

How are the lolly ice sticks holding up to the caffeine BTW.

semach.the.monkey

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Mar 13, 2003, 6:43:08 PM3/13/03
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"Dawn" wrote in message ...
| > /me turns web cam off quick
| >
| > I never assumed you were one of those hacker type chicks!
| >
| > Ummm.... you didn't see anything else you weren't suppose to, did
you?
|
| What will you give me to keep schtum?
|
Hmmm....

/me thinks about the lent thing...

No mars bars?

STM

(well, ok a box of 48 mars bars as soon as this lent crap is over?)


Kráftéé

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Mar 14, 2003, 4:05:04 AM3/14/03
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How about getting it out this morning??? I'll pop over after the
visit to the dentist........Ouch

--
--

B-)

Where do we go from here ;-?


Fast.Moggy

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Mar 14, 2003, 8:52:10 AM3/14/03
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"Kráftéé" <kra...@spambogoffanddientlworld.com> wrote in message
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Bugger!!!
A missed photo opportunity here!!!!


Kráftéé

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Mar 14, 2003, 9:12:27 AM3/14/03
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What me with a woman with her hands down my throat???

Fast.Moggy

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"Kráftéé" <kra...@spambogoffanddientlworld.com> wrote in message
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Well it makes me laugh! :-))


Trollist.Gov

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Mar 15, 2003, 6:11:11 AM3/15/03
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"Rob Berry" <ne...@dontregisterthis.com> wrote in message news:<eP6ca.761$Gk6....@newsfep4-glfd.server.ntli.net>...

> "Dawn" <mu...@bogoffwithyourspam-hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:VM6ca.760$Gk6....@newsfep4-glfd.server.ntli.net...
> >
> > James wrote

> > > I am trying to compile a list of all cyber cafes in Nottingham at
> > > http://www.chilloutnottingham.co.uk/cyber-cafes/
> >
> > Silver Surfers cyber café
> > Edwards Lane Community Centre
> >
> > e-LEARNING CENTRE - SOUTH NOTTINGHAM
> > Summerwood Lane
> > Clifton
> >
> > Surf-Shak
> > 18 Alfreton Road
> > Canning Circus
> >
> > Dawn
>
> Judging by my mates, and various friends of Ann and their respective
> children....
>
> My House
> 3 Terminals Available
>
> Rob :-)

Christ Rob, that's bigger than James's setup.

Bet you dont supply lolly ice sticks to stir your coffee with though.
Or have attractive females around with skimpy skirts, ample cleavage,
who flash their legs around (In the kenny Everet, "all in the best
possible taste" style)

I might pop around though, even if its just to check Ann out.

Are we allowed to smoke around your pad?

www.tonez.co.uk

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Mar 15, 2003, 7:54:32 AM3/15/03
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In news:b4r21l$223$1...@venus.btinternet.com, we were sitting around the
campfire when Mr 8lobby interjected with:

We are organising a party where we will be taking the photos, so until thats
happened the site will not be finished. I am trying to get certain sections
done though in the meantime.

Surely there are some other cyber cafes in Nottingham? Do Debenhams have
one? Are there any other independently owned ones?

--
http://www.tonez.co.uk/


www.tonez.co.uk

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Mar 15, 2003, 7:52:30 AM3/15/03
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In news:VM6ca.760$Gk6....@newsfep4-glfd.server.ntli.net, we were
sitting around the campfire when Dawn interjected with:
> James wrote

>> I am trying to compile a list of all cyber cafes in Nottingham at
>> http://www.chilloutnottingham.co.uk/cyber-cafes/
>
> Silver Surfers cyber café
> Edwards Lane Community Centre
>
> e-LEARNING CENTRE - SOUTH NOTTINGHAM
> Summerwood Lane
> Clifton
>
> Surf-Shak
> 18 Alfreton Road
> Canning Circus
>
> Dawn

I really need phone numbers so I can ring them and get all the information I
need. I had a number for Surf Shak but there doesnt ever seem to be an
answer. Do you know their opening times?

--
http://www.tonez.co.uk/


Kráftéé

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Mar 15, 2003, 9:25:26 AM3/15/03
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If you are that bothered why don't you go & find out for yourself
(that means actually making an effort, which I know is very hard for
you).

Yes I do know & if you can't be bothered why should anybody else tell
you...

Dawn

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Mar 15, 2003, 4:05:05 PM3/15/03
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James wrote

> I really need phone numbers so I can ring them and get all the information
I
> need. I had a number for Surf Shak but there doesnt ever seem to be an
> answer. Do you know their opening times?

Not offhand, but I should be going that way early next week so I'll have a
look for you.

Dawn


Geoff Smith

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Mar 16, 2003, 2:04:22 PM3/16/03
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"Chill Out, Nottingham" <please.reply...@ucngrercf.tonez.co.uk>
wrote in news:3E70B9F...@ucngrercf.tonez.co.uk:

> I am trying to compile a list of all cyber cafes in Nottingham at

http://www.coffee-beans.co.uk/

www.tonez.co.uk

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Mar 17, 2003, 7:17:08 AM3/17/03
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In news:aJGca.688$ug....@newsfep4-winn.server.ntli.net, we were sitting
around the campfire when Kráftéé interjected with:

Thats up to you to decide, but as I said I was hoping to make a list of all
cyber cafes in Nottingham. Obviously that isnt for my own benefit.

--
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Kráftéé

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Mar 17, 2003, 12:09:47 PM3/17/03
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You sure???????????

For all we know you could be just trawling the opposition, let's face
it you have nothing in common with most of them & as you've already
found out some of the regulars on here have better equipped systems in
their own homes...

Trollist.Gov

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Mar 17, 2003, 6:31:02 PM3/17/03
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"Chill Out, Nottingham" <please.reply...@ucngrercf.tonez.co.uk> wrote in message news:<3E70B9F...@ucngrercf.tonez.co.uk>...
> I am trying to compile a list of all cyber cafes in Nottingham at
> http://www.chilloutnottingham.co.uk/cyber-cafes/
>
> So far I have only found the Alphanet Cafe on Queen Street, and of
> course Chill Out on Heathcoat Street.
>
> Please can anyone tell me the details of any more. I need at least:
>
> The name
> Address, preferably with postcode for the map link
> Phone number
>
> Thanks,
>
> James.

Errrrm! Emmanuel House?

#6 LAN, ADSL connected PCs, so I have been told.

Tea and coffee is still only 25p per mug.

Real spoons (No lolly ice sticks)

Dont know the Telephone #No though, or the post code.

You should be able to find that one out easy enough, as its just
around the corner from you.

I am told it is also an official UK-Online centre.

A bit out of your League I expect.

Oh! I was also told you cant smoke dope on the premises though.

www.tonez.co.uk

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In news:TuMca.849$ug....@newsfep4-winn.server.ntli.net, we were sitting

around the campfire when Dawn interjected with:

Why are you going to the competition?!

--
http://www.chilloutnottingham.co.uk


www.tonez.co.uk

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Mar 21, 2003, 10:41:00 AM3/21/03
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In news:cjnda.1710$ug....@newsfep4-winn.server.ntli.net, we were

What do you mean "trawling the competition"?

The page I am doing is a guide to internet cafes in Nottingham. I'm
confident that we offer the best service, and I am very happy for customers
to make their own minds up which one to choose.

--
http://www.chilloutnottingham.co.uk/


Dawn

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Mar 23, 2003, 3:51:44 PM3/23/03
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James wrote

> Why are you going to the competition?!

Would I do that to you, honey? I walk past it on my way to town sometimes.

Dawn :o)


Geoff Smith

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Mar 30, 2003, 5:50:31 AM3/30/03
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"www.tonez.co.uk"
<please.reply.to.n...@website.at.tonez.co.uk> wrote in
news:xkGea.1096$yF3....@stones.force9.net:

> What do you mean "trawling the competition"?
>
> The page I am doing is a guide to internet cafes in Nottingham. I'm
> confident that we offer the best service, and I am very happy for
> customers to make their own minds up which one to choose.
>

Decided not to add the Beeston one?

James

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Mar 31, 2003, 11:26:47 AM3/31/03
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In news:Xns934E78766EB9D...@80.1.224.4, we were sitting around the
campfire when Geoff Smith interjected with:

I am going to add it. Give me a chance! Are there any more to put on while I am
at it?

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Trollist.Gov

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Apr 1, 2003, 4:43:31 PM4/1/03
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>
> The page I am doing is a guide to internet cafes in Nottingham. I'm
> confident that we offer the best service, and I am very happy for customers
> to make their own minds up which one to choose.

How the freaking hell can you even *think* you offer the best
services, with only 2 computers on the premises???

Bath bombs and incense sticks, and candles and oxygen wont keep you
afloat you know.

You could always make a raft from the lolly sticks I suppose.

James

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Apr 2, 2003, 9:43:34 AM4/2/03
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In news:52afa912.03040...@posting.google.com, we were sitting around
the campfire when Trollist.Gov interjected with:

We have three computers, and given the size of our cafe its quite sufficient. We
are going to offer printing from next week too :-)

Adam

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Apr 2, 2003, 10:32:03 AM4/2/03
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"James" wrote

> We have three computers, and given the size of
> our cafe its quite sufficient. We are going to offer
> printing from next week too :-)

I saw that Epson printer in Dixons as well but decided to get it from Scan
instead as they do a three month no quibble money back guarantee even for
things that have nothing wrong with them

http://web6.scan.co.uk/Products/Info.asp?WPID=28753


James

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Apr 2, 2003, 10:43:35 AM4/2/03
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In news:b6evpi$1pg$1...@hercules.btinternet.com, we were sitting around the
campfire when Adam interjected with:

> "James" wrote
>> We have three computers, and given the size of
>> our cafe its quite sufficient. We are going to offer
>> printing from next week too :-)
>
> I saw that Epson printer in Dixons as well but decided to get it from Scan
> instead as they do a three month no quibble money back guarantee even for
> things that have nothing wrong with them
>
> http://SPAM REMOVED!

Interesting way to advertise "Scan" whoever they are, but we have a HP printer.
We did not get it from Dixons.

Kráftéé

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Apr 2, 2003, 12:04:47 PM4/2/03
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James wrote:
> In news:b6evpi$1pg$1...@hercules.btinternet.com, we were sitting
> around the campfire when Adam interjected with:
>> "James" wrote
>>> We have three computers, and given the size of
>>> our cafe its quite sufficient. We are going to offer
>>> printing from next week too :-)
>>
>> I saw that Epson printer in Dixons as well but decided to get it
>> from Scan instead as they do a three month no quibble money back
>> guarantee even for things that have nothing wrong with them
>>
>> http://SPAM REMOVED!
>
> Interesting way to advertise "Scan" whoever they are, but we have a
> HP printer. We did not get it from Dixons.

Pot calling kettle, Jimmy???

Your a fine one to talk with you posting your 'spam' sig block at
every opportunity!!!

--
B-)

Here I go again.....


Trollist.Gov

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Apr 2, 2003, 1:57:36 PM4/2/03
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"James" <please.reply.to.n...@website.at.tonez.co.uk> wrote in message news:<nFCia.3831$yF3.4...@stones.force9.net>...

> In news:52afa912.03040...@posting.google.com, we were sitting around
> the campfire when Trollist.Gov interjected with:
> >> The page I am doing is a guide to internet cafes in Nottingham. I'm
> >> confident that we offer the best service, and I am very happy for customers
> >> to make their own minds up which one to choose.
> >
> > How the freaking hell can you even *think* you offer the best
> > services, with only 2 computers on the premises???
> >
> > Bath bombs and incense sticks, and candles and oxygen wont keep you
> > afloat you know.
> >
> > You could always make a raft from the lolly sticks I suppose.
>
> We have three computers, and given the size of our cafe its quite sufficient. We
> are going to offer printing from next week too :-)

So you cant be offering the best service then can you. Not with 3 PCs.
You are in an area that is quite busy. All internet cafes I see on my
Leicester visits are crowded, Some have 30+ machines. *AND* there is
stiff competition further down the same road, and they are just as
crowded.

You would be better off providing more computers, charging for
Internet use, and giving the coffee away.

With real spoons provided...preferably.

Which...to be realistic would mean moving to larger Premises.

Adam

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Apr 3, 2003, 7:30:04 AM4/3/03
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> "James" wrote

> >> We have three computers, and given the size of
> >> our cafe its quite sufficient. We are going to offer
> >> printing from next week too :-)

> > I saw that Epson printer in Dixons as well but
> > decided to get it from Scan instead as they do
> > a three month no quibble money back guarantee
> > even for things that have nothing wrong with them
> >
> > http://SPAM REMOVED!

Why is it spam?

> Interesting way to advertise "Scan" whoever they
> are, but we have a HP printer. We did not get it
> from Dixons.

Scan do the cheapest deal on HP stuff as well

HP Deskjet 3325
http://web6.scan.co.uk/Products/Info.asp?WPID=43624

If you've bought it from Comet or PC World you'll have
paid at least a fiver more for it.

How much do you charge for an A4 colour photo?

Do you use genuine inks or those you get from third party suppliers?

The genuine ones are more expensive but the prints last longer and don't
fade.

James

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Apr 4, 2003, 9:43:56 AM4/4/03
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In news:b6h9gb$6p5$1...@sparta.btinternet.com, we were sitting around the campfire
when Adam interjected with:

>> "James" wrote
>
>>>> We have three computers, and given the size of
>>>> our cafe its quite sufficient. We are going to offer
>>>> printing from next week too :-)
>
>>> I saw that Epson printer in Dixons as well but
>>> decided to get it from Scan instead as they do
>>> a three month no quibble money back guarantee
>>> even for things that have nothing wrong with them
>>>
>>> http://SPAM REMOVED!
>
> Why is it spam?
>
>> Interesting way to advertise "Scan" whoever they
>> are, but we have a HP printer. We did not get it
>> from Dixons.
>
> Scan do the cheapest deal on HP stuff as well
>
> HP Deskjet 3325
>
> If you've bought it from Comet or PC World you'll have
> paid at least a fiver more for it.
>
> How much do you charge for an A4 colour photo?
>
> Do you use genuine inks or those you get from third party suppliers?
>
> The genuine ones are more expensive but the prints last longer and don't
> fade.

I still dont know why you are advertising Scan or whatever they are called. We
havent bought it from Comet or PC World either!

We do use genuine ink, even though they are a rip off. Come in if you want to
know our prices.

James

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Apr 4, 2003, 9:44:30 AM4/4/03
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We are going to put more computers in, but at the moment three are adequate.

Adam

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Apr 6, 2003, 1:13:43 PM4/6/03
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"James" wrote

> I still dont know why you are advertising Scan
> or whatever they are called.

I hardly think highlighting a company that I have bought things from is spam
as I don't have any other connection with the company.

> We havent bought it from Comet or PC
> World either!

OK so where did you buy it from? Was the prices as good as Scans?

> We do use genuine ink, even though
> they are a rip off.

They are a rip off but the prints are better

Do you do laser printing? Do you do photo copying?

> Come in if you want
> to know our prices.

Are the prices a secret or something? Why not just say how much you charge?

> --
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> AS SEEN ON TV! You will be amazed when you
> try Oxygen Aromatherapy at Chill Out, 33
> Heathcoat St, Nottingham. The easiest way to
> relax is also the simplest & most effective.
> Discover the amazing stress busting benefits @
> http://www.chilloutnottingham.co.uk/

If my reference to Scan is spam what's all this lot?

J Kellner

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Apr 6, 2003, 2:02:18 PM4/6/03
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"Adam" <ad...@WOOWOOrockcity.net> wrote

> > We havent bought it from Comet or PC
> > World either!

> OK so where did you buy it from? Was the prices
> as good as Scans?

Little Jimmy probably got his printer at a knock down price or should I say
knock off price from a certain ale establishment in town.

I doubt scan's price can beat that!

> > We do use genuine ink, even though
> > they are a rip off.
>
> They are a rip off but the prints are better
>
> Do you do laser printing? Do you do photo
> copying?

I'll bet a squid that little Jimmy won't be doing any printing, scanning or
photocopying. Jimmy just likes to tell everyone ad nauseum that he's doing
things. I can think of dozens of things Jimmy has claimed he's going to do
but the only follow through he ever manages is in his C&A Y-fronts.

> > Come in if you want
> > to know our prices.
>
> Are the prices a secret or something? Why not just say how much you
charge?

Jimmy can't say because he doesn't have a clue. I would take him up on his
offer just so as you can report back here that his printing idea was a load
of crap.

If you're interested in sexual appliances for homos Jimmy's your man. Wahey!
Jimmy's your man!

> > --
> > NEW WAY TO RELAX COMPLETELY -
> > AS SEEN ON TV! You will be amazed when you
> > try Oxygen Aromatherapy at Chill Out, 33
> > Heathcoat St, Nottingham. The easiest way to
> > relax is also the simplest & most effective.
> > Discover the amazing stress busting benefits @
> > http://www.chilloutnottingham.co.uk/
>
> If my reference to Scan is spam what's all this lot?

Jimmy's sig? You will notice that little Jimmy deliberately posts one liners
just so he can spam everywhere with his sig.


J Kellner

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Apr 6, 2003, 2:16:22 PM4/6/03
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"www.tonez.co.uk"
<please.reply.to.n...@website.at.tonez.co.uk> wrote

> Why are you going to the competition?!

Competition for what?

Just because you have two computers and a kettle doesn't automatically mean
thay you also have a cyber cafe.

You'll be comparing yourself to Stelios Haji-Ioannou's cyber cafes chain
next http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/883957.stm


J Kellner

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Apr 6, 2003, 6:52:47 PM4/6/03
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"www.tonez.co.uk"
<please.reply.to.n...@website.at.tonez.co.uk> wrote

> The page I am doing is a guide to internet
> cafes in Nottingham. I'm confident that we
> offer the best service, and I am very happy
> for customers to make their own minds
> up which one to choose.

A cyber cafe with loads of computers versus a pokey dump with two computers
and a kettle?

Tough choice I know but the *cyber cafe* gets my vote

BwaHaHaHa!


Trollist.Gov

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Apr 7, 2003, 1:02:03 PM4/7/03
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"J Kellner" <jkell...@SPAMbtinternet.com> wrote in message news:<b6pq3a$hq$1...@titan.btinternet.com>...

> "Adam" <ad...@WOOWOOrockcity.net> wrote
> > > We havent bought it from Comet or PC
> > > World either!
>
> > OK so where did you buy it from? Was the prices
> > as good as Scans?
>
> Little Jimmy probably got his printer at a knock down price or should I say
> knock off price from a certain ale establishment in town.

Or certain ASN contributors.

TEDFAT, BERRY....Come on in your time is up...

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