On Tue, 21 Sep 2021 18:02:32 GMT, a322x1n <vo...@void.void> wrote:
>Kurt Nicklas <kurtn...@gmail.com
> wrote in
>> NEW YORK, NY•After conducting several trials, Pfizer has announced
>> that their vaccine is now almost as safe for kids as getting COVID is.
>> "We are very proud of this achievement," said a Pfizer spokesperson.
>> "We can now confidently say that there is only a very small chance
>> your child will suffer life-altering complications or death from the
>> vaccine. Chances are still a bit higher than the chances of your kid
>> dying from COVID, but hey! Give us some credit here! Not bad, huh?"
>> Experts confirmed that even though there is a statistically 0% chance
>> of kids dying from COVID, parents should still require kids to get the
>> vaccine immediately, to make up for Pfizer's financial loss from the
>> FDA not approving booster shots right away.
>> "Besides," said one expert, "kids are puny and can't even fight back
>> with their skinny little arms and legs. Just get them vaccinated•to
>> protect yourself•since your safety is the highest priority here."
>> Pfizer is hoping they can get kids fully vaccinated before their Q3
>> sales numbers come out.
>> Fine satire from:
>And now your target is school kids, "Kurt".
No, Karen, my target is people like you who mix up science and
politics and hate,hate,hate people who disagree with you.
And did I mention that, like every leftwinger I ever knew, you have
zero sense of humor when you think your precious "narrative" might be
in danger of being the butt of a joke.
>You don't know anything
>about vaccines, viruses, pandemics, or anything else.
I obviously know more about it than you do AND I know enough not to
mix up science and my political biases.
> You do know to
>get vaccinated yourself, and that's about it, "Kurt".
I certainly know when someone has surrendered and that would be you,
"Normal, decent people abort. Sick degenerates
give birth. How hard is that to understand?"
---"a322x1n" 8/12/21 So whose mother is sick and degenerate again?