eX Cheerleader Tells All
Darcy Van Patten
>
> Mark Kirby <mk...@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>
> > I am surprised by this "ex geek" thread. Everyone seems so hip and
> >intelligent on this account (well almost everyone). I guess I was one
> >of the few popular ones on this account. You see I was a cheerleader.
>
>
> Er...you were a cheerleader and named "Mark?" Lemme guess: Your
> brother was named Sue, right?? One thing you gotta remember, Mark,
> is that with many "edu" accounts, your real name is shown in
> your header. Bad net-blunder. Your story woulda been cool if
> it was real, but I feel vaguely cheated now that I think it was
> just an attempt to make me think you were a woman. Bleh.
>
> --3M
Perhaps she is writing on a borrowed account. Maybe Mark is her
housemate, and she's using his account.
This is definitely a possibility.
Darcy Van Patten
>
> In article <3ideq0$c...@news.u.washington.edu>, Darcy Van Patten
> <vpa...@ocean.washington.edu> wrote:
>
> ->three...@delphi.com wrote:
> ->>
> ->> Mark Kirby <mk...@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
> ->>
> ->> > I am surprised by this "ex geek" thread. Everyone seems so hip and
> ->> >intelligent on this account (well almost everyone). I guess I was one
> ->> >of the few popular ones on this account. You see I was a cheerleader.
> ->>
> ->>
> ->> Er...you were a cheerleader and named "Mark?" Lemme guess: Your
> ->> brother was named Sue, right?? One thing you gotta remember, Mark,
> ->> is that with many "edu" accounts, your real name is shown in
> ->> your header. Bad net-blunder. Your story woulda been cool if
> ->> it was real, but I feel vaguely cheated now that I think it was
> ->> just an attempt to make me think you were a woman. Bleh.
> ->>
> ->> --3M
> ->
> ->
> ->Perhaps she is writing on a borrowed account. Maybe Mark is her
> ->housemate, and she's using his account.
> ->
> ->This is definitely a possibility.
Or, perhaps my newbieness is showing through vividly. Oh well,it
made Alex laugh--makes me happy just to be spreading joy and
laughter--makes my heart soar like a hawk.
> You know...
>
> I have never laughed so hard in my life. And I think I'm not the only one
> who thinks this is funny.
>
> Alex
>
> --
> "What would I do with a soul? Cheapen it like you mortal monstrosities that consider yourselves human? Barter it away like the cheap whores you have made of your own? Or should I set it on the coffee table, a small but interesting gem to spark the conversations of a dull afternoon, but hiding a deeper and much more painful legacy?" -Alexander Darke
Jennifer Wise
> Mark Kirby <mk...@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>
> > I am surprised by this "ex geek" thread. Everyone seems so hip and
>
>
:)
Jenny
(hello Mark, Babycakes!)
Dave Mooney
> Your story woulda been cool if
> it was real, but I feel vaguely cheated now that I think it was
> just an attempt to make me think you were a woman.
Oh be nice. Mark is just trying to get in touch with his inner lesbian.
In fact, if more men would free themselves of the shackles of our
patriarchal oppressive society and grew past semantic quibbles like
"only women can be lesbians", we could all truly live in peace and harmony.
I know that I, for one, will refuse to shave my legs today and will have
lustful thoughts about beautiful women. In fact, I think Mark and I will
go out to howl at the moon for a bit, then go off to start an organic
farming collective.
dave
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Mark Kirby
Cheerleader Tells All by Jennifer Wise@Virginia.E
I'm getting out my gee'tar (imaginary of course) and putting on my
cowperson hat and strummin' a lil' country tune inspired by Miss Barbara
Mandrell.
"yeah I was a gender-blender, before gender-blenders were cool"
I got such a chuckle out of the responses, which were slow in coming. I
was curious if anyone read this. But I must say that if I had a
computer, I certainly would share it with any womyn friends I have, so
Darcy did make a logical point.
Have a groovy day!
Mark
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Ming C.Fong
: In article <3ideq0$c...@news.u.washington.edu>, Darcy Van Patten
: <vpa...@ocean.washington.edu> wrote:
: ->three...@delphi.com wrote:
: ->>
: ->> Mark Kirby <mk...@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
: ->>
: ->> > I am surprised by this "ex geek" thread. Everyone seems so hip and
: ->> >intelligent on this account (well almost everyone). I guess I was one
: ->> >of the few popular ones on this account. You see I was a cheerleader.
Well, has anyone ever seen a male cheerleader. I think I have. Not in a
dream either. I mean you dont have to be a man to be a doctor or
laywer. Hey not male cheerleaders or babysitters even. Any househusbands
out there? (anyone looking for a househusband out there?.:-))
: ->>
: ->>
: ->> Er...you were a cheerleader and named "Mark?" Lemme guess: Your
: ->> brother was named Sue, right?? One thing you gotta remember, Mark,
: ->> is that with many "edu" accounts, your real name is shown in
: ->> your header. Bad net-blunder. Your story woulda been cool if
: ->> it was real, but I feel vaguely cheated now that I think it was
: ->> just an attempt to make me think you were a woman. Bleh.
: ->>
: ->> --3M
: ->
: ->
: ->Perhaps she is writing on a borrowed account. Maybe Mark is her
: ->housemate, and she's using his account.
: ->
: ->This is definitely a possibility.
: You know...
Stanton J Wonn
: 3M <three...@delphi.com> wrote:
: > Your story woulda been cool if
: > it was real, but I feel vaguely cheated now that I think it was
: > just an attempt to make me think you were a woman.
: Oh be nice. Mark is just trying to get in touch with his inner lesbian.
: In fact, if more men would free themselves of the shackles of our
: patriarchal oppressive society and grew past semantic quibbles like
: "only women can be lesbians", we could all truly live in peace and harmony.
: I know that I, for one, will refuse to shave my legs today and will have
: lustful thoughts about beautiful women. In fact, I think Mark and I will
BZZT! Sorry, but *true* lesbian feminists would *never* "have lustful
thoughts about beautiful women." That would be objectifying them, of
course...
Maybe that's your inner straight guy still hanging around? :)
: go out to howl at the moon for a bit, then go off to start an organic
: farming collective.
: dave
: --
: Dave Mooney d...@vnet.ibm.com | "Future EVENTS such as THESE will
: IBM C/C++ compiler development | affect YOU in the FUTURE!"
Cheers to all,
Stan
a moose who *often* has lustful thoughts...
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"Life in Lubbock, Texas taught me two things:
One is that God loves you and you're going to
burn in hell. The other is that sex is the
most awful, filthy thing on earth. And you
should save it for someone you love."
--Butch Hancock
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Darcy Van Patten
>
> Alexander Darke (da...@ins.infonet.net) wrote:
> : In article <3ideq0$c...@news.u.washington.edu>, Darcy Van Patten
> : <vpa...@ocean.washington.edu> wrote:
>
> : ->three...@delphi.com wrote:
> : ->>
> : ->> Mark Kirby <mk...@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
> : ->>
> : ->> > I am surprised by this "ex geek" thread. Everyone seems so hip and
> : ->> >intelligent on this account (well almost everyone). I guess I was one
> : ->> >of the few popular ones on this account. You see I was a cheerleader.
>
> Well, has anyone ever seen a male cheerleader. I think I have. Not in a
> dream either. I mean you dont have to be a man to be a doctor or
> laywer. Hey not male cheerleaders or babysitters even. Any househusbands
> out there? (anyone looking for a househusband out there?.:-))
>
They called em "Yell Kings" at out high school. Some people made
fun of them and called em mooses, but I knew they just wanted to
have a legitimate reason to stick their hand up the cheerleaders
skirt.
Jason Kodish
>
>Dave Mooney (d...@neutron.torolab.ibm.com) wrote:
> "Life in Lubbock, Texas taught me two things:
> One is that God loves you and you're going to
> burn in hell. The other is that sex is the
> most awful, filthy thing on earth. And you
> should save it for someone you love."
This mean you should have sex with God?
<Running,ducking, getting away from all those I've offended>
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Dave Mooney
> Dave Mooney (d...@neutron.torolab.ibm.com) wrote:
>> I know that I, for one, will refuse to shave my legs today and will have
>> lustful thoughts about beautiful women.
> thoughts about beautiful women." That would be objectifying them, of
> course...
If it's good enough for Camille Paglia, it's good enough for me.
> "Life in Lubbock, Texas taught me two things:
> One is that God loves you and you're going to
> burn in hell. The other is that sex is the
> most awful, filthy thing on earth. And you
> should save it for someone you love."
> --Butch Hancock
:-) But Lubbock gave the world Buddy Holly, so in the cosmic scale, it's
a wash.
Dave Mooney
> Is this what writing C++ Compilers does to people GD&R
No, it's best if you're already this way before you ever start writing
C++ compilers.
Stanton J Wonn
: Stanton J Wonn <wo...@aruba.ccit.arizona.edu> wrote:
: > Dave Mooney (d...@neutron.torolab.ibm.com) wrote:
: >> I know that I, for one, will refuse to shave my legs today and will have
: >> lustful thoughts about beautiful women.
: > BZZT! Sorry, but *true* lesbian feminists would *never* "have lustful
: > thoughts about beautiful women." That would be objectifying them, of
: > course...
: If it's good enough for Camille Paglia, it's good enough for me.
Some would argue that Paglia wasn't a feminist, much less a true lesbian
(whatever THAT is), but I take your point.
: > "Life in Lubbock, Texas taught me two things:
: > One is that God loves you and you're going to
: > burn in hell. The other is that sex is the
: > most awful, filthy thing on earth. And you
: > should save it for someone you love."
: > --Butch Hancock
: :-) But Lubbock gave the world Buddy Holly, so in the cosmic scale, it's
: a wash.
True, every place does have its good points. But I think Hancock's quote
is a good characterization of Lubbock in general and fundamentalist
Christianity in particular.
: dave
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: IBM C/C++ compiler development | affect YOU in the FUTURE!"
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"Life in Lubbock, Texas taught me two things: One is that God loves you
and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most
awful, filthy thing on earth. And you should save it for someone
you love." --Butch Hancock
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Micky DuPree
>In article <3iku9f$8...@news.CCIT.Arizona.EDU> wo...@aruba.ccit.arizona.edu writes:
>>
>> "Life in Lubbock, Texas taught me two things:
>> One is that God loves you and you're going to
>> burn in hell. The other is that sex is the
>> most awful, filthy thing on earth. And you
>> should save it for someone you love."
>
>This mean you should have sex with God?
Ooh, I'm kicking myself for not having caught that one.
-Micky,
still working on "All men are Socrates."
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>MDu...@world.std.com (Micky DuPree) wrote:
>>
>> jko...@thwap.ve6mgs.ampr.ab.ca (Jason Kodish) writes:
>>
>> >In article <3iku9f$8...@news.CCIT.Arizona.EDU> wo...@aruba.ccit.arizona.edu
>writes:
>> >> "Life in Lubbock, Texas taught me two things:
>> >> One is that God loves you and you're going to
>> >> burn in hell. The other is that sex is the
>> >> most awful, filthy thing on earth. And you
>> >> should save it for someone you love."
>> >This mean you should have sex with God?
>
>> Ooh, I'm kicking myself for not having caught that one.
>> -Micky,
>> still working on "All men are Socrates."
>"Jesse Garon" stands up and says, "I am Socrates!"
This is an interesting thread, but I'm still waiting for it to provide me with
a flash of metaphysical insight equal to that of "Death = Zurich = Jupiter."
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Jesse Garon
>
> In article <3j2l37$q...@news.primenet.com> 'Jesse Garon' <gri...@primenet.com> writes:
>
> >MDu...@world.std.com (Micky DuPree) wrote:
> >>
> >> jko...@thwap.ve6mgs.ampr.ab.ca (Jason Kodish) writes:
> >>
> >> >In article <3iku9f$8...@news.CCIT.Arizona.EDU> wo...@aruba.ccit.arizona.edu
> >writes:
> >> >> "Life in Lubbock, Texas taught me two things:
> >> >> One is that God loves you and you're going to
> >> >> burn in hell. The other is that sex is the
> >> >> most awful, filthy thing on earth. And you
> >> >> should save it for someone you love."
>
> >> >This mean you should have sex with God?
> >
> >> Ooh, I'm kicking myself for not having caught that one.
> >> -Micky,
> >> still working on "All men are Socrates."
>
> >"Jesse Garon" stands up and says, "I am Socrates!"
>
> This is an interesting thread, but I'm still waiting for it to provide me with
> a flash of metaphysical insight equal to that of "Death = Zurich = Jupiter."
Either SOMEBODY needs to see SPARTACUS again, or SOMEBODY is a partypooper.
Besides, all the metaphysical insights are on that post from the guy
that read THE CELLOPHANE PRODIGY.
Brian Upton
|>
|> "Jesse Garon" stands up and says, "I am Socrates!"
|>
Shut yer piehole, you. *I'm* Socrates. I'm Socrates *and* Ayn Rand
served up side by side like suckling pigs on a big silver platter.
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|>
|> Either SOMEBODY needs to see SPARTACUS again, or SOMEBODY is a partypooper.
|>
"Airborne? You jumped out of planes?"
Oh.
*Partypooper*.
Nirvana.
Jesse Garon
>
> In article <3j3o5o$r...@news.primenet.com>,
> 'Jesse Garon' <gri...@primenet.com> writes:
> |>
> |> Either SOMEBODY needs to see SPARTACUS again, or SOMEBODY is a partypooper.
> "Airborne? You jumped out of planes?"
> Oh.
> *Partypooper*.
> Nirvana.
I like them. They play that song I love so much, makes me want
to fuck shit up.
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