"Is Paris Hilton Going to Have to Choke a Bitch?"
Shelton Bumgarner
Ahssa! Staff Writer
http://www.migukin.com
http://iaefr.blogspot.com
Despite wanting to just sit in my apartment and moan (and not in a good
way) I am being forced by my evil editor to write about the "sociable
media" literary stylings of one Paris Hilton.
As you may know, Paris wrote this in her Sidekick II:
And what conversation might that be bitch?
What do you think kristen
Did she learn her lesson?
Welsome back to gamma?
I think gamsy wants a little kiss
Its a gamma tradition Gamsy is waiting
That first line is one of the best lines I've read in a long,long time.
"And what conversation might that be bitch?" is the shirt I want now.
To go with my "South Korea has Seoul" T-shirt. Yes, I have it. In fact,
I'm wearing it right now. So there.
Given that Paris' other contribution to the English language is the
sublime "That's hot," her latest pithy comment is a significant
increase in quality. That phrase is right up there with "Is Wayne Brady
going to have to choke a bitch?"
And then this bit of quirky, existential piece of prose:
Welsome back to gamma?
I think gamsy wants a little kiss
Its a gamma tradition Gamsy is waiting
Who or what is "gamma?" Is it some "little sister at the frat house"
thing that I wouldn't understand? And is she being literal or
figurative when she says "little kiss?"
The mind boggles.
David DeLaney
>By BOBBY "SOJU" TUTTLE
>Ahssa! Staff Writer
>http://www.migukin.com
>http://iaefr.blogspot.com
>
>Despite wanting to just sit in my apartment and moan (and not in a good
>way) I am being forced by my evil editor to write about the "sociable
>media" literary stylings of one Paris Hilton.
Depression: seeing the above (and some more), thinking "Lee's baaaaaack!",
then checking the date and finding VIC has again burped up some three-year-old
posts. Wah.
Dave "maybe the crosspost will SHOCK HIM BACK TO LIFE e-LECTRICALLY" DeLaney
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