Is Explosive Diarrhea Associated With Viagra?

dr. Baf

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Oct 1, 2009, 11:50:48 PM10/1/09

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I am 61, disabled and tried Viagra for the first time. I took the
recommended dose and after a few hours my testicles and vision started
to turn blue along with the hardest wood I have produced in years. I
laid down on the bed and my 37 year old lady friend crawled between my
legs for
a little oral pleasure. As she took it in her mouth, my penis started
throbbing and shaking enough to rattle her teeth. Then out of nowhere,
I let a high pitched fart and Niagara
Falls spewed out of my ass. It covered my lady friend and she retched
and gagged. My scrotum was royal blue by this time and my testicles
were bouncing like jumping beans! She got up, screamed and ran out of
the house. And she won't talk to me anymore. I think these side
effects should be reported to the manufacturer.

Six String Stu

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Oct 1, 2009, 11:55:34 PM10/1/09

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"dr. Baf" <slaz...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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rofl Very funny.
But this isn't the place. Please take our newsgroup out of your sendto. :)

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Earle Jones

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Oct 2, 2009, 6:32:06 PM10/2/09

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In article
<44f83ae9-8035-46d7...@d9g2000prh.googlegroups.com>,
"dr. Baf" <slaz...@yahoo.com> wrote:

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The molecular weight of Viagra is 666.

earle
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Wes

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Oct 2, 2009, 10:07:06 PM10/2/09

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"dr. Baf" <slaz...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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I think you got so excited you pooped your pants... or in this case, the
sheets!!! LOL

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dr. Baf

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Oct 3, 2009, 6:33:10 PM10/3/09

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Why are you making fun of me?
I am serious!

dr. Baf

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Oct 9, 2009, 8:30:48 PM10/9/09

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Usenet Legends bobandcarole ----- > ♫♫♫♫ wrote:
> x-no-archive:
> On Oct 2, 10:07 pm, "Wes" <w...@prodigy.net> wrote:
> > "dr. Baf" <slaza...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

> Can you blame her?

I think she's a gold-digger. She's just after my assets and I'm just
after her ass.

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Earle Jones

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Dec 21, 2010, 1:26:19 AM12/21/10

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In article
<44f83ae9-8035-46d7...@d9g2000prh.googlegroups.com>,
"dr. Baf" <slaz...@yahoo.com> wrote:

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I suspect that you bought your Viagra from some Canadian company and not
from a true red-blooded American producer. Canadian companies that
produce medications sometime include powerful laxatives to cause us to
shit all over the bed. It is their way of getting even with our success
in ice hockey.

I read about this in the Journal of the American Medical Association,
July, 2011 issue.

earle
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Usenet Legends ªºªandca®ole ----->♫♫♫♫

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Dec 21, 2010, 1:32:21 PM12/21/10

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I think baf might have a lawsuit. If he can get his gonads to stop
doing the cha-cha he should contact a lawyer.

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Dec 21, 2010, 10:00:41 PM12/21/10

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On Dec 20, 10:26 pm, Earle Jones <earle.jo...@comcast.net> wrote:
> In article
> <44f83ae9-8035-46d7-b5aa-e811ea957...@d9g2000prh.googlegroups.com>,

Hey, I couldn't care less about the politics, and I don't have problem
with the explosive diarrhea because the alt.social-security-disability
cesspool in which I reside is already diarrhea full. Just tell me
where to get this stuff because I haven't had hard wood in
decades.