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Nov 5, 2018, 11:24:12 AM11/5/18
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On Mon, 5 Nov 2018 03:41:31 +0000 (UTC), LO AND BEHOLD; "Cujo
DeSockpuppet <cu...@petitmorte.net>" determined that the following was
of great importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us
in <XnsA990E6D446605s...@208.90.168.18>:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡FNVW Emeritus <fn...@example.invalid> wrote in
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✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡Greetings, fellow kookologists of AUK, if any real kookologists are
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡still reading AUK! This post from Cujo (one of the few remaining real
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡kookologists) has reminded me that it was decided a few months ago,
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡with the consent of most of the few remaining real kookologists, that I
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡have the power, as FNVW Emeritus, to reward outstanding kookological
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡merit with executive awards without balloting the pondlife who
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡currently infest AUK. Here's Cujo's post. Read it, and then continue
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡reading my authoritative comments, which I know will fascinate and
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡frighten the AUK pondlife. In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Mon, 5 Nov
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡2018 02:35:37 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid> wrote in
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡news:slrnptvak...@pjr.example.invalid:
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✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡wrote:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡PJR, has will always had this obsession with you?
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡No. Until he started to spew his drivel in AAPC about fifteen years ago,
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡he'd never heard of me. And he used to alternate his obsession with me
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡with similar obsessions directed at Gary Gamble, Rob Evans and (above
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡all) Michael Cook.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡Maybe that's why he's always claiming everyone is obsessed with him. He
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡needs someone to feel the same thing for him, that he feels for you.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡As long as I'm the object of his sexual fantasies, at least the little
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡children of Columbus GA are comparatively safe.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡It appears there's an unrequited love object in the form of Benders.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡Dreckster is still under the impression that Benders never trolled him,
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡let alone in such a world class fashion. ALL HAIL BENDERS - DRECKSTER
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✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡Yes, I agree that Martijn Benders is the one of the greatest of all
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✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡once-in-a-generation PLATINUM-PLATED PIERRE SALIGER HOOK, LINE AND
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡SINKER AWARD for his magnificently destructive and never ending troll
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡of KotM Will Dockery, which has been working on Will Dockery for more
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡than a decade with undiminished success. But Martijn Benders isn't the
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡only troll who has got inside Will Dockery's head so completely as to
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡set up camp inside and start dining every night on delicious steak
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡dinners at the expense of Dockery's few feeble brain cells. Michael
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡"Creepy Mike" Pendragon has also been trolling Dockery with hilarious
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡results for many years, and is therefore also worthy of the
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡PLATINUM-PLATED PIERRE SALINGER HOOK, LINE AND SINKER AWARD
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡Congratulations to Martijn and Creepy Mike!
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✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡Congrats to Benders the Great for the Zaw-roooooooooooooow! troll and
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡Pendragon for the invention of the Dreckery Google Groups Phantom
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡Killfile for Douchebags!
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✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡If you disagree with these awards.... boo hoo. Get over it.
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✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡THIJS POAST IS APP0RV3D!!!!
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DeSockpuppet <cu...@petitmorte.net>" determined that the following was
of great importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us
in <XnsA990E6D446605s...@208.90.168.18>:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡FNVW Emeritus <fn...@example.invalid> wrote in
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✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡Greetings, fellow kookologists of AUK, if any real kookologists are
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡still reading AUK! This post from Cujo (one of the few remaining real
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡kookologists) has reminded me that it was decided a few months ago,
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡with the consent of most of the few remaining real kookologists, that I
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡have the power, as FNVW Emeritus, to reward outstanding kookological
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡merit with executive awards without balloting the pondlife who
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡currently infest AUK. Here's Cujo's post. Read it, and then continue
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡reading my authoritative comments, which I know will fascinate and
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡frighten the AUK pondlife. In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Mon, 5 Nov
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡2018 02:35:37 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid> wrote in
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡news:slrnptvak...@pjr.example.invalid:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sun, 4 Nov 2018 18:12:36 -0800 (PST), ME
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡wrote:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡PJR, has will always had this obsession with you?
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡No. Until he started to spew his drivel in AAPC about fifteen years ago,
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡he'd never heard of me. And he used to alternate his obsession with me
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡with similar obsessions directed at Gary Gamble, Rob Evans and (above
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡all) Michael Cook.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡Maybe that's why he's always claiming everyone is obsessed with him. He
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡needs someone to feel the same thing for him, that he feels for you.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡As long as I'm the object of his sexual fantasies, at least the little
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡children of Columbus GA are comparatively safe.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡It appears there's an unrequited love object in the form of Benders.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡Dreckster is still under the impression that Benders never trolled him,
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡let alone in such a world class fashion. ALL HAIL BENDERS - DRECKSTER
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡TROLLER SUPREME!
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡Yes, I agree that Martijn Benders is the one of the greatest of all
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡trolls. I therefore award him, by executive decision, the
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡once-in-a-generation PLATINUM-PLATED PIERRE SALIGER HOOK, LINE AND
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡SINKER AWARD for his magnificently destructive and never ending troll
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡of KotM Will Dockery, which has been working on Will Dockery for more
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡than a decade with undiminished success. But Martijn Benders isn't the
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡only troll who has got inside Will Dockery's head so completely as to
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡set up camp inside and start dining every night on delicious steak
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡dinners at the expense of Dockery's few feeble brain cells. Michael
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡"Creepy Mike" Pendragon has also been trolling Dockery with hilarious
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡results for many years, and is therefore also worthy of the
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡PLATINUM-PLATED PIERRE SALINGER HOOK, LINE AND SINKER AWARD
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡Congratulations to Martijn and Creepy Mike!
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✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡Congrats to Benders the Great for the Zaw-roooooooooooooow! troll and
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡Pendragon for the invention of the Dreckery Google Groups Phantom
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡Killfile for Douchebags!
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✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡If you disagree with these awards.... boo hoo. Get over it.
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✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡THIJS POAST IS APP0RV3D!!!!
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✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ALL H43L FULFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!11!!!!
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ALL H43L FULFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2!!!!2!!!22!!!!
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oh, it's you two k0oks again?
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"Thanks to muzzies and their apologist-enablers like puppy whistle, this
seems to be the new norm in the world. It's spreading like a cancer,
and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil. We need to put an
end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell
everywhere. We need to get these people out of every civilized
country, and there's only one way to do it. IOW, we have to become
like them, with an emphasis on expediency over cruelty." - Checkmate (of alt.checkmate)
"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously
unenforced immigration policies is working. We'll deal with the domestic
terrorists as needed, but we don't need to be letting the muzzie
terrorists get a foothold in our country too. One need only look at what
they're doing in Europe right now to know we're doing the right thing by
keeping them out, which is our right and our duty. - Checkmate (#1 pussy willow fan)
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"You just made puppy whistle's sig line longer." - Janithor
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"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode
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"I think we should destroy every last fucking mosque in America." - "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic...@The.Edge> proves for us that white males are violent in Message-ID: <MPG.32c5bfef...@news.altopia.com>
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KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
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Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
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