--
I am Your Name. Please do not try and tell me I am not as I can read what
it said when I posted.
>I took a laxative before bed last night, woke up this morning and the urge
>was already upon me. <big brown snip> I am now incredibly turned on after writing this
>and am ready to masturbate.
You just clean that mess up, little girl, and right now, d'y'hear?! No more
nonsense.
>--
>I am Your Name. Please do not try and tell me I am not as I can read what
>it said when I posted.
No, _your_ name is _my_ name. _I_ am _Your_ _Name_.
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Snarky, God of Odd Statements and RADW ADRIC Awards Bitch of the
Year nominee, 1999-2000, 2000-01
"Yea, verily, WE say unto those who would do US honour: when any
person shouldst make an Odd Statement, scratch thy head and say
'Huh?' And lo, thou shalt be blessed by US."
>In rec.arts.drwho, Eris Kallisti Discordia spoke through My Name is Your
>Name:
>
>>I took a laxative before bed last night, woke up this morning and the urge
>>was already upon me. <big brown snip> I am now incredibly turned on after writing this
>>and am ready to masturbate.
>
>You just clean that mess up, little girl, and right now, d'y'hear?! No more
>nonsense.
WHAT a bossy bear you have become, Snarkums. Leave the poor
effluviating girl alone!
<Bi...@marineworld.dayton.com>
That's great for you! They say its the little things in life that make it
worthwhile.
BTW, are you Japanese? Because if you are I think they have a photo of you at
Rotten.com
>
>
>
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The Pestiferous but content Mr. Hole
This post reflects the spirit and historical significance of the collected
works of William Shakespeare, H.G. Wells, Charles Dickens, Mark Twain, and
Jack London, although some dramatic license has been taken.
"(I can't read Hole's posts. Everything about them is too long, with too much
whitespace and too many exclamation points.)" -Darla VladsChyk
M.I. #1981
How's your hole..............family?
impuissant Cronan
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http://www.deja.com/
if her name is your name and your name is my name then i am ..
ohhhhhhhhh fuck it
im confused now?
headkase
> --
> ================================================================
> Snarky, God of Odd Statements and RADW ADRIC Awards Bitch of the
> Year nominee, 1999-2000, 2000-01
> "Yea, verily, WE say unto those who would do US honour: when any
> person shouldst make an Odd Statement, scratch thy head and say
> 'Huh?' And lo, thou shalt be blessed by US."
>
Oh, Mister Hole. Jeemanites! Must you read this stuff? It's just wrong!
"poo-poo" humour is one thing, but this is going to mess up your mind if you
keep looking for this kind of stuff. Now why don't you go read some nice,
serene poetry and get back to us? Tell us how you feel.
Thanks!
Your brother,
E.
With all that poo in your drawers, you may want to ask Slack Rabbit Jim
about his "special" ass cream.
I CAN'T STOP MYSELF ANYMORE!! I think I have a serious problem here.
>Tell us how you feel.
I need your help WavyG, do you know of any support groups or clinical trials
that are starting up soon??
> Thanks!
> Your brother,
> E.
You're so good for me WavyG, I shall strive to be a better person!!
>
>
>
>
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Mr. Hole: an erotic aphrodisiac; sexual intensifier/enhancer amalgamated
extract for MEN and WOMYN!
This post reflects the spirit and historical significance of the collected
works of William Shakespeare, H.G. Wells, Charles Dickens, Mark Twain, and
Jack London, although some dramatic license has been taken.
"I can't read Hole's posts. Everything about them is too long, with too much
whitespace and too many exclamation points." -Darla
M.I. #1981
How's your hole.......family?
ameliorate Cronan
Well, I'm sorry, but that is just going too far. Staining all her clothes
like that -- certainly, she can't ever go out in public whilst wearing them
now! (BTW, of these five fine froups, which one did you post that from?
Just curious...) I mean, the stench alone....
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Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!! We must stick apart!!!
Lola, called Snarky, the Chocolate Snark, Queen of the Snarks of Ærisia;
Queen of Rice; TransWench; Dreamer-Minstrel of Discord; Ravenclaw; the
Discordian People's Most Powerful and Revered Being Without Portfolio;
God of Odd Statements; Scourge of the Zarbi Empire; Rocker
For Action! Adventure! Excitement! with the Callahanian Army o'
Light, go to: http://silver-gateway.com/caol/
Boomtime, Day 37 of the Season of Chaos, 3167 YOLD
Jesus Christ Hole! Some of us are reading usenet at work on our lunch
breaks while we're trying to eat! You could at least put a disclaimer on
this!!1!!1
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His name's Hole. That should've been the first clue.
--
"God is a very busy god. He may not be there when you want him, but he's
always on time."
Curtis Mayfield
1942-1999
Robin>His name's Hole. That should've been the first clue.
I want to know exactly what he expected from a thread titled
"Laxative induced mess"...
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> I want to know exactly what he expected from a thread titled
> "Laxative induced mess"...
D00D!!1! I'm posting from ARK! Usually, when someone posts a thread about
poop here it's AT LEAST DONE IN GOOD TASTE! I PITTY YOU FOOLS IN ATR-W
WHERE _ALL_ THE POOPING POSTS ARE BASE AND TASTELESS!!1!
We wouldn't know, we never tasted our poops.
LOL,
E.
One of the words in the sentence is unnecessary. Can *you* spot the
right one?
Mortis
Master of the Unknown, KPS
Nebulosis Defunctus
"This sentence is false."
-Evil Spock
"POOPING".
Where's my giant check?
In the mail.
BA-DA-BOOM!
(pretty nice "Set-up", wasn't it?)
E.
>One of the words in the sentence is unnecessary. Can *you* spot the
>right one?
I can also point out the left one, if you want.
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I think you need to read that sentence again, because the word unnecessary
isn't in that sentence at all.