Brooke Shields Really *Does* Smoke

[MoodyRiver]

We've had lots of discussion here about whether or not Brooke Shields (the
one-time absolute queen of the anti-smokers) would ever smoke a cigarette.

We've had rumors of newspaper column reports stating that she not only
smoked, but was a chain-smoker. And then we heard other reports denying
that.

And then of course there have been a few movie roles where she smoked, but
the scenes always left a lot to be desired. She seemed to be a puffer and
someone who didn't really inhale.

Brooke Shields isn't exactly my dream girl, but I do think she's hot...and
because of her widely-broadcast anti-smoking image, just the thought of her
smoking a cigarette has always been enough to make foam at the mouth...and I
know some others here feel the same way.

Well...get yourself ready and batten down the hatches...because there is no
longer any doubt about Brooke's smoking status. Not in my mind, anyway.

Last night I checked out a movie called "The Bachelor" and even though the
movie itself isn't very entertaining (in my opinion)...there are several
scenes that erase any doubt about whether or not Brooke Shields is a smoker.

First of all, let me say that in this movie, she really looks good. I
mean...she looks hot. She's playing a hot babe and she looks the part. And
any of the baby fat that she carries around sometimes isn't apparent in this
role. Very nice. But best of all, there are several scenes where she
smokes.

And I don't just mean that she smokes like a movie start who doesn't really
know how to smoke. I mean that she *SMOKES*!!!!!!! I mean...she really
fucking smmmmmmmmmmmmmmokes!!!!!!!!

Check it out for yourself and you'll see.

The first couple of scenes were a disappointment, as she took big drags and
seemed to suck in the smoke, but the camera cut away so fast that I couldn't
be sure. Did she inhale, or didn't she? My heart sank.

But a few scenes later, there she was with another cigarette, and this
time...the long drag...then...an inhale...a real inhale. Oh my god.

I've already forgotten the exact sequence of what went on...but there are
several smoking scenes and they are all fabulous. If you want to see Brooke
Shields really sucking hard on a cigarette, this is for you.

If you want to see Brooke Shields inhale a big puff of smoke very deeply and
hold it in...this is for you.

If you want to see a few excellent exhales...streaming from the lips of the
former sine qua non of the anti-smoking crowd...well...you've come to the
right place.

Some may disagree, and that's OK...but I'm a hard judge on rating someone as
a "real smoker"...but this movie convinced me. No one just playing a role
could (or would) smoke the way Brooke Shields smokes. She has *got* to be a
real life smoker.

And as final proof, I offer the following: I don't like nose
exhales...can't stand the things. But...still...in this movie, Brooke cuts
loose with a big nose exhale...and so, OK...you say...anyone can do that.
Well...yes, but not the way she did it. She didn't do it accidentally, she
did it on purpose. And it was a lot of smoke, and she did it without a
trace of a grimace. Find me a non-smoker who can do that and I'll think
about changing my opinion.

Brooke Shields is so hot in this movie...and I think she's finally answered
the important question some of us have wondered about for so long:
Yes...Brooke Shields really does smoke!!!! Oh goddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!

*MoodyRiver*
P.S. Thanks to a former ASG regular (who I think wants to remain nameless)
for turning me on to this movie.

[Jim (SG)]

Thanks for the tip Moody. I immediately went out and picked up the movie
this afternoon after seeing your post - no doubt about it - she sure does a
fine job - deep inhales, fantastic nostril exhales (*grin*) and nice long
holds. Magic!

Jim (SG)

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[zolkalf]

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There is two Brooke Shields clips there. One from the Bachelor and the
other from After sex

On Tue, 15 Aug 2000 09:02:34 -0500, MoodyRiver <moody...@aol.com>
wrote:

[K-Dee]

Where ?!?!?
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[Radar039]

Thanks for the great tip also Moodyriver.
I watched the movie this weekend and you were 100% correct. This chick really
does smoke, no doubt about it. No acting here, just some intense smoking.
Thanks again,
Radar

[MoodyRiver]

in article 20000820231738...@ng-fi1.aol.com, Radar039 at
rada...@aol.com wrote on 8/20/00 10:17 PM:

Hey, fer shur man....

*MoodyRiver*

[KndSir]

she appeared in a photo spread in hustler many years ago when she was a teen,
and there was a lovely picture of her smoking.
John