I've Got My Slack Cut Out for Me!
Rev. Ivan Stang
We're finally home at the Cleveland Heights MegaFisTemple Lodge
Slackermansion, and I have 8 hours of various radio shows plus 3 entire
devivals to edit, 40 phone messages to hear, and I don't even know yet
how many Xmas orders to fill -- but FILLED THEY SHALL BE before we
vamoose again for the holy days! As for the 477 emailsŠ I would just
pretend they don't exist, but they include more precious orders from
our beloved customers.
I uploaded the Hour of Slack Xistlessnessmess re-run before I left, so
all I had to do is link that to SubSITE to catch HoSlack up:
http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=286901 or
http://tinyurl.com/2reptc for direct download
ButŠ I left my heart in San Francisco! -- or more accurately in
Martinez. I'm in love, folks. I met Another Woman. I remain faithful to
Wei, but my longing for my new sweetie is very strong. She is 17 months
old and her name is (CENSORED) or "The UberSquirt." Of course I am
refering to the toddler daughter of Dr. Philo Drummond and Rev. Kaosmic
Bobcat. I had a lot of fun in SF hanging out and doing shows with my
old pardners Philo and Kaosmic Bobcat and Puzzling Evidence and Dr. Hal
and LIES & Mimi and Gary G'Broagfran and Rev. John Shirley and Michael
Peppe and Bishop Joey... and with my newer pals KROB and Mongoloid and
KRK Ryden and John Hell and Jaina Davis and John Law and Scott Beale
and SHE-VO and Bug Girl and Leslie and Hempstress and Tom Sane and then
some. (See Below.) But my mostest fun was playing with my new buddy the
UberSquirt while staying with the Drummonds. She is possibly the
PERFECT toddler. I don't have grandchildren yet, but this will
certainly do for nowŠ a sweet child that I get to jounce on my knee and
read comic books to, but whose diapers somebody else has to change!
The UberSquirt has mastered speaking only a few hundred words yet, but
she can perform the "EYIYIYI" sacred Salute PERFECTLY -- yet WITHOUT
TOUCHING HER THROAT! Only the second-generation SubGenius Hierarchy
Females are able to do that. She still has to use her fingers to
achieve Bluh-Yah Lip Flappage, but who doesn't?
Mongoloidapalooza, the DEVO-vival, was just that -- half DEVOtional and
half SubGenius Devival. The stage backdrop was hung with huge Hallish
and Bevilacquian Dobbsheads but the music was all Mongoloid and
Mongolounge, Mongoloid being perhaps the most spot-on DEVO "cover" band
I've ever seen, and Mongolounge being just what the name would suggest.
Hal sermonized and I sermonized, him from his flawless memory and me
off the top of my half-clawed-open head. Mighty KROB provided video
projections, a krobbian admixture of SubAnimation, Arise! cuts, DEVO
videos and other puzzling evidence.
Here is a report on the devival in video and photos by Scott Beale of
Laughing Squid:
http://laughingsquid.com/mongoloid-ivan-stang-of-the-church-of-the-subge
nius/
Here is Scott's video of my whole 15-minute rant:
http://laughingsquid.blip.tv/file/530835/
It's SubG 101 mixed with gossip about The Devos.
Download/hear the 3-hour Puzzling Evidence show from Dec. 7 on KPFA
Berkeley:
http://www.hesiod.org/show/PE120707.mp3
Yappers include Dr. Gary G'broagfran! Dr. Hal! Dr. Philo Drummond,
OverMan First Degree! Puzzling Evidence! Bishop Joey of Church of the
Last Laugh! KROB! And Rev(s). Many More!
Praise Dobbs, the devivals are done for a while, until February anyway.
I am ready to hole up in my office for a change. The main reason I
consent to devival preaching these days is because it means a free
visit to my far-flung, poo-flinging friends. I couldn't care less about
saving souls -- if they ain't saved by now, TOUGH LUCK, "BUB." By some
insane fluke, however, the last three shows ALSO made good money in
$wag $ales for the Foundation. We completely sold out everything I
hauled with me for the San Francisco DEVO-vival at 12 Galaxies. 3 souls
were saved right on the spot. It was also gratifying to see so many
young Beautant Girrrls at the devival AND the KPFA show. We're well
stocked up on young mutant boys, but more mutant GIRLS mean more
mutants IN GENERAL, you see.
Slippy and Astrobabe (of X-Day and Burning Man fame) attended!
Astrobabe is now the writer of a graphic novel called SMOKE AND GUNS,
albeit writing under her slave name. The two of them run a comic book
lounge called ISOTOPE at 326 Fell St. in SF.
I missed seeing Phineas Narco and some other old friends, but by sheer
chance (?) I did see JANOR!
I was strolling down Valencia with Puzzling Evidence on Monday night
when a familiar voice hollered "Hey Doug!" We both turned around but
the hollerer was addressing only the other Doug. We stopped and Janor
told Puzzling he wasn't doing Mr. TV tonight, but was on his way to get
paid for petition gathering. Puzzling said he had to meet somebody, and
we walked on. We don't think Janor ever recognized me at all. In fact I
don't think he even looked in my direction. I was pondering whether to
say, "Hey Janor, it's me STANG and I just sold the option for THE JANOR
DEVICE movie to a French film producer for half a million bucks!" For
all I know Janor was pondering something to say to me too, but I doubt
it. I was looking right at him, waiting for him to pull a knife and
jump on me screaming "WHERE'S MY HALF MILLION DOLLARS, STANG?" but, I
swear, he appeared never to so much as notice that Puzzling had a
companion with him.
Philo and Puzzling videotaped like crazy so we'll probably eventually
see some more on YouTube.
Philo's Amazing YouTube Stash: http://youtube.com/user/philodrummond
Puzzling Evidence TV: http://youtube.com/user/puzzlingevidencetv
Puzzling hasn't posted any of his own videos yet and I can't figure out
how to "subscribe" to his channel. If you want to subscribe to the
SubScribe, I'm at:
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=revstang
For a good time, see all the clips of Rev. Bruce Howard on Philo's
site, starting with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-5G-fltPEQ
True Puzzling Evidence:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2QQnAjmJSqA
False Puzzling Evidence (but a tribute to the real one):
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RinF8BiDNaU
Download/hear the 3-hour Puzzling Evidence show from Dec. 7:
http://www.hesiod.org/show/PE120707.mp3
We broadcast a 4-hour show on "A Season in Hell," John Hell's show on
Pirate Cat Radio, on Dec. 10, but their site seems to be down right now
and I haven't been able to download a copy for myself. Sooner or later
the epic show will probably appear at one of these Pirate Cat Radio
sites:
http://www.myspace.com/piratecatradio
http://www.piratecatradio.com/
http://johnhell.podomatic.com/
Visit KRK Ryden's beautiful KRK-Land: http://krkland.com
Everything OverMan is at http://quiveringbrain.com
Upchucking Devivals:
WINTERSTAR in Delroy, Ohio at the Atwood Lake Resort, Feb 28 - March 2
More Mongoloidapalooza in Portland and Seattle? In the airŠ watch the
subgenius.com events page or sign up for our email list (on the News
page)
We/I'll be in San Francisco again around Feb. 20 no matter what, but on
SECRET BUSINESS!
Also coming up: Harold and Maude and Kumar Go To Dobbstown
I will post some of my photos to alt.binaries.slack and I guess
eventually on SubSITE. However, most of these are close-ups of the
incredible toys, masks, skulls, mummies and geegaws displayed at the
homes of the Drummonds, Dr. Hal, LIES, as well as Jaina Davis's
Pencil-Vania ( http://www.artyoueat.com/grannyweb/ or
http://www.sfweekly.com/2003-02-12/news/bean-there-candied-that/ and
http://www.artyoueat.com/grannyweb/AboutGranny/about_granny.htm). I
won't post photos of The UberSquirt because she is our treasure to
bird-dog and hide from the jealous greedy eyes of The Others.
P.S. Behind Whiz Burger in the Mission district we spotted a hand-made
poster for a lost cat named "Bob." WITH the quotes. It included a
drawing of a cat, WINKING.
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
anarchi...@gmail.com
wrote:
> We're finally home at the Cleveland Heights MegaFisTemple Lodge
> Slackermansion, and I have 8 hours of various radio shows plus 3 entire
> devivals to edit, 40 phone messages to hear, and I don't even know yet
> how many Xmas orders to fill -- but FILLED THEY SHALL BE before we
> vamoose again for the holy days! As for the 477 emailsŠ I would just
> pretend they don't exist, but they include more precious orders from
> our beloved customers.
>
> I uploaded the Hour of Slack Xistlessnessmess re-run before I left, so
>
> True Puzzling Evidence:http://youtube.com/watch?v=2QQnAjmJSqA
>
> False Puzzling Evidence (but a tribute to the real one):http://youtube.com/watch?v=RinF8BiDNaU
>
> Download/hear the 3-hour Puzzling Evidence show from Dec. 7:http://www.hesiod.org/show/PE120707.mp3
>
> We broadcast a 4-hour show on "A Season in Hell," John Hell's show on
> Pirate Cat Radio, on Dec. 10, but their site seems to be down right now
> and I haven't been able to download a copy for myself. Sooner or later
> the epic show will probably appear at one of these Pirate Cat Radio
>
> Upchucking Devivals:
>
> WINTERSTAR in Delroy, Ohio at the Atwood Lake Resort, Feb 28 - March 2
>
> More Mongoloidapalooza in Portland and Seattle? In the airŠ watch the
> subgenius.com events page or sign up for our email list (on the News
> page)
>
> We/I'll be in San Francisco again around Feb. 20 no matter what, but on
> SECRET BUSINESS!
>
> Also coming up: Harold and Maude and Kumar Go To Dobbstown
>
> I will post some of my photos to alt.binaries.slack and I guess
> eventually on SubSITE. However, most of these are close-ups of the
> incredible toys, masks, skulls, mummies and geegaws displayed at the
> homes of the Drummonds, Dr. Hal, LIES, as well as Jaina Davis's
> won't post photos of The UberSquirt because she is our treasure to
> bird-dog and hide from the jealous greedy eyes of The Others.
>
> P.S. Behind Whiz Burger in the Mission district we spotted a hand-made
> poster for a lost cat named "Bob." WITH the quotes. It included a
> drawing of a cat, WINKING.
>
> --
> The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
> (4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
> Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
> P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
> Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
> SubSITE:http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
What exactly are the "holy days" you refer to? Going to "winterstar
2008" and attending seminars and rituals for "the horned god"?
that is such a pathetic substitute for a real spiritual life!
Rev. Ivan Stang
"Holy days" = "holidays" in general -- Xmas and the like.
Please, more about me and the horned god! I appreciate being advised
about my life by an informed person with a real spiritual life, as
opposed to just another ignorant asshole with one of those phony
spiritual lives.
anarchi...@gmail.com
lol
anarchi...@gmail.com
>Xmas and the like.
That's good - "xmas and the like" - that's funny.
You know, "holy days", like XMAS, and Kwanzaa, and hannukah, and maybe
a little YULETIDE celebration, maybe a little SOLSTICE CELEBRATION
with my pagan friends, you know, a little human sacrifice or whatever
- they're all equal. All religions are equal. If we could all just put
aside our differences, and think about THE BROTHERHOOD OF MAN, and
gather together, and unite, and come together in peace, around the
giant burning man icon, and have a one-world global religion of
PEACE.
"xmas and the like" - that's rich.
Rev. Ivan Stang
Almost all religions are equally dumb. The Church of the SubGenius
stands out as the dumbest and hence most religious.
anarchi...@gmail.com
>
> Almost all religions are equally dumb. The Church of the SubGenius
> stands out as the dumbest and hence most religious.
What about "paganism" - is that equally dumb? I think it's a lot
dumber than other religions.
anarchi...@gmail.com
What about all that shit about "the horned god' at those events that
you go to at 'starwood"? Is that equally dumb?
Pisces
>
> Almost all religions are equally dumb. The Church of the SubGenius
> stands out as the dumbest and hence most religious.
Shhh! Mikey might learn your secret, that you aren't really a dirty
old wiccan!
BTW! Speaking of religions, the Freer Museum here in DC has a
wonderful collection of Indian, Thai, Chinese and Japanese Buddhas as
well as a really nice Hindu exhibit. They even give outta a little
pamphlet for kids (or perhaps adults who like pictures) with
explanations of the mudras.
Best part of all is at the end of each side of the main hall (the
place is like a maze) there are two larger than life and really pissed
off looking wood statures of chinese warriors.
Rev. Ivan Stang
wrote:
>
>http://www.myspace.com/piratecatradio
>http://www.piratecatradio.com/
>http://johnhell.podomatic.com/
>
The 4-hour mp3 of the John Hell show can be downloaded here:
http://www.nerdnetworks.org/pcr/JohnHell-20071210.mp3
John Hell's guests are Loid Mongoloid, K-ROB, Dr. Hal, Puzzling
Evidence, yours truly. Talk talk talk talk talk talk talk with
uncannily apt KROBiated audio clippage in the background and sometimes
the foreground. It went on so late that several SubGenius History
secrets were revealed. Jet-lag and body-clock-wise, I was on East
Coast time, so for me the show took place from 11 pm to 3 am. If you
hear me start to fall asleep, please wake me up.
anarchi...@gmail.com
Of course, no answer to my question, because that would reveal your
blatant anti-Christian bigotry and hypocrisy.
anarchi...@gmail.com
Oh! that's so multicultural of you! Buddhism is so much better than
Christianity, with all their rules, and their "thou shalt nots". You
are so enlightened and liberated. you are really a bodhisatva here to
help others achieve your level of enlightenment. You should definitely
shave your head and go around wearing robes to show everyone how holy
and spiritual you are.
You know, I'm VERY spiritual, but I'm not religious.
Giles
And his Kill File.
Zapanaz
>On Dec 12, 8:12 pm, anarchicalmo...@gmail.com wrote:
>> That's good - "xmas and the like" - that's funny.
>>
>> You know, "holy days", like XMAS, and Kwanzaa, and hannukah, and maybe
>> a little YULETIDE celebration, maybe a little SOLSTICE CELEBRATION
>> with my pagan friends, you know, a little human sacrifice or whatever
>> - they're all equal. All religions are equal. If we could all just put
>> aside our differences, and think about THE BROTHERHOOD OF MAN, and
>> gather together, and unite, and come together in peace, around the
>> giant burning man icon, and have a one-world global religion of
>> PEACE.
>>
>> "xmas and the like" - that's rich.
declare NUCLEAR WAR on them windmills, Mikey.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Life isn t divided into genres. It s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky.
- Alan Moore
:: Currently listening to Fassett Farmer In The Dell, by Unknown Artist, from "{Unknown}"
Rev. James Slaughter
> >On Dec 12, 8:12 pm, anarchicalmo...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> That's good - "xmas and the like" - that's funny.
>
> >> You know, "holy days", like XMAS, and Kwanzaa, and hannukah, and maybe
> >> a little YULETIDE celebration, maybe a little SOLSTICE CELEBRATION
> >> with my pagan friends, you know, a little human sacrifice or whatever
> >> - they're all equal. All religions are equal. If we could all just put
> >> aside our differences, and think about THE BROTHERHOOD OF MAN, and
> >> gather together, and unite, and come together in peace, around the
> >> giant burning man icon, and have a one-world global religion of
> >> PEACE.
>
> >> "xmas and the like" - that's rich.
>
> declare NUCLEAR WAR on them windmills, Mikey.
>
> --
> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy
> Life isn t divided into genres. It s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky.
>
> - Alan Moore
>
> :: Currently listening to Fassett Farmer In The Dell, by Unknown Artist, from "{Unknown}"
Cut down some of those papyrus reeds! Conquer Britain!!
iDRMRSR
Might try the PIE place that night evan! I might be up and about by 1 PM
tamarrow, which is when I'll see your reply.
I'm ripping my LP records. This includes running digital filtars to clean
up the POPS, and taking photographs of the albums and titling evarything.
Plus they are like classical so the titals are LONG and in strange foreign
languages and this takes FOREVAR but it's an ideal thing to do to pass the
time in wintar for an old retired fart such as I.
[*]
-----
Rev. Scotch Whisky
Wouldn't it stand to reason that the most religious religion would
also have the most holidays? It seems to me like it would be a good
PR move to co-opt (read hijack) each of the other religion's holiday
and offer it to Bob.
When the christians plopped jesus right in the middle of the pagan
winter holiday, it was no accident. And they did it again for the
spring equinox (why we have cross buns (roman), rabbits, eggs, and
jesus).
And it would suit one of my "projects" nicely if there were as many
holidays as possible recognized the CotSG. Which would afford a bit
more "freedom" under local ordinance.
phy
49fa-8014-b...@d27g2000prf.googlegroups.com:
> When the christians plopped jesus right in the middle of the pagan
> winter holiday, it was no accident. And they did it again for the
> spring equinox (why we have cross buns (roman), rabbits, eggs, and
> jesus).
>
My sister told us her daughter's sunday school taught the children that the
shell, white and yolk of an easter egg was a representation of the holy
trinity. My mom got really pissed off at me when I started laughing.
-phy
ima
> "Rev. Scotch Whisky" <sche...@defcode.com> wrote in news:3017c880-d4cc-
> 49fa-8014-bae1d9e33...@d27g2000prf.googlegroups.com:
>
> > When the christians plopped jesus right in the middle of the pagan
> > winter holiday, it was no accident. And they did it again for the
> > spring equinox (why we have cross buns (roman), rabbits, eggs, and
> > jesus).
>
> My sister told us her daughter's sunday school taught the children that the
> shell, white and yolk of an easter egg was a representation of the holy
> trinity. My mom got really pissed off at me when I started laughing.
>
> -phy
egg 'em if they can't take a yolk
Kamerat Fwap
anarchi...@gmail.com wrote:
...
>You know, I'm VERY spiritual, but I'm not religious.
Ah. The mating cry of the intellectual coward.
...
Morose, aka Doktor Holocaust
wrote:
>
> she can perform the "EYIYIYI" sacred Salute PERFECTLY -- yet WITHOUT
> TOUCHING HER THROAT! Only the second-generation SubGenius Hierarchy
> Females are able to do that. She still has to use her fingers to
> achieve Bluh-Yah Lip Flappage, but who doesn't?
i've got no SubG Hierarchy ancestors, yet I learned to the EYIYIYI
thing without touching my throat many years ago, as a wee podling of
5, watching old Warner Brothers cartoons, by sying EYE EYE EYE and
shaking my head very very fast.
maybe it had something to do with all the coffee.
bodily-noise-making techniques aside: HOORAY! i find such tales of
happiness and successful mutant-spawning amongst the older SubGenii
heartening.
Pisces
> Oh! that's so multicultural of you! Buddhism is so much better than
> Christianity, with all their rules, and their "thou shalt nots". You
> are so enlightened and liberated. you are really a bodhisatva here to
> help others achieve your level of enlightenment. You should definitely
> shave your head and go around wearing robes to show everyone how holy
> and spiritual you are.
>
> You know, I'm VERY spiritual, but I'm not religious.
Or ....
It could be I just like eastern statuary and sculpture.
I got no issues with Christianity. I got issues with fake christians,
such as yourself, who forget that jesus taught a message of love and
peace. You, Mikey, have a message of hatred and violence. Very un-
Christian of you.
(BTW, thanks for biting that troll bait! I can always count on you)
Rev. Ivan Stang
> Stang, is your stomach slacking off for some BURGARS this Friday?
Ya, burgars, ya, ya!
In SF I ate at a place called BURGER WHIZ -- they had some nerve
naming it that, since they have NO RESTROOM!
>
> Might try the PIE place that night evan! I might be up and about by 1 PM
> tamarrow, which is when I'll see your reply.
Damn you retired slackers! If I really bust ass I'll have the swag
orders from last week processed by then! Umpteen jillion Xmas-season
gift-ordainments and gift-books.
>
> I'm ripping my LP records. This includes running digital filtars to clean
> up the POPS, and taking photographs of the albums and titling evarything.
> Plus they are like classical so the titals are LONG and in strange foreign
> languages and this takes FOREVAR but it's an ideal thing to do to pass the
> time in wintar for an old retired fart such as I.
As long as you are aware that those vinyl records and their pops and
grandpops will last about 400 years longer than any electronic media
you dub them to.
Hey, speaking of which, does anybody near Cleveland and reading this
have access to a 3/4-inch videocassette player? The huge clunky
machines from the 1980s, from before VHS and Beta? That I could use to
transfer stuff to DV tape for about 2 days? 200 days at the most.
Puzzling Evidence got to reminding me of the boxes of 3/4" that I have
in the vault. There's some good crazy signifying on those olden tapes,
IF I REMEMBAR CORRECTLY!
Rev. Ivan Stang
Older is right... Philo will be about 70 when the UberSquirt is 16.
Truly a Patriarch! It helps that the OverMom, Rev. Kaosmic Bobcat, is
not that far past teething age herself. Her DAD is younger than Philo
and me.
Personally, I switched from inseminating to cloning as soon as hair
started growing on my son's armpits. However, I'm expecting a sudden
huge crop, several litters of grandkids, any year now as my offspring,
plus my nieces and nephews, are all at prime reproduction age. Our
breeding program is in excellent shape. Eventually, even if it takes
many generations, we will stamp out the pesky Pink gene entirely, and
there will be nothing human left -- only Yeti.
FUCK HUMANS! -- BUT DON'T FERTILIZE THEM
Pisces
If you have a group up there, you should check out Freecycle. They are
little yahoo groups of folks giving and taking STUFF. The one here
always has postings for old electronic equipment that get snagged up
right away, like old vocoders and phasers and orgasmatrons, and
teletranducors and such.
Rev. Ivan Stang
I wouldn't killfile Alcandor! He's major Inadvertent Comedy Relief
around here! I answered his question, but like so many posts, it went
right under his head.
He's too ignorant of SubGenius and all other religions to recognize
when we're making more mockery of (and stealing naughty bits from) New
Age goofballs, conspiracy nuts, Space Brothers and Ancient Mystery
Schools. Fundie Christians are generally too old and lame a target,
except when the occasional well-placed one gets caught fucking
children, sucking cocks in airport restrooms or embezzling from the
Poor Box. Hell, EVERYBODY makes fun of the CHRISTIANS. We strive to
unmask ALL False Prophets, starting in our own bedrooms. Here, I'll
whip open my robe and expose mine -- take a big LOOONG gander at MY
False Prophets, Mikey! Mark ye well the angle of the dangle.
Ouroboros_Rex
"Kamerat Fwap" <berg...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:qs92m3p7s44sq3not...@4ax.com...
Or the shrewd customer.
Rev. Scotch Whisky
> "Rev. Scotch Whisky" <sche...@defcode.com> wrote in news:3017c880-d4cc-
> 49fa-8014-bae1d9e33...@d27g2000prf.googlegroups.com:
>
> > winter holiday, it was no accident. And they did it again for the
> > spring equinox (why we have cross buns (roman), rabbits, eggs, and
> > jesus).
>
> My sister told us her daughter's sunday school taught the children that the
> shell, white and yolk of an easter egg was a representation of the holy
> trinity. My mom got really pissed off at me when I started laughing.
>
> -phy
That's genius Orwellian revisionist propaganda. They'll also tell you
the crosses on hot cross buns represent the "crucifixion" even though
they existed in pagan Rome long before Jesus.
I claim all holidays in the name of Bob. I'll work on my propaganda
on-the-fly.
EssOhDeeDeeEye
"Rev. Scotch Whisky" <sch...@defcode.com> wrote:
> I claim all holidays in the name of Bob.
That's "Bob", oh ye of little faith.
Rev. Ivan Stang
> "Rev. Scotch Whisky" <sche...@defcode.com> wrote:
>
> > I claim all holidays in the name of Bob.
>
> That's "Bob", oh ye of little faith.
"Bob" has had so many past lives that every day is his birthday many
times over. There is never a time when you should not be celebrating
"Bob's" birthday AT FULL TILT.
Rich Clark, aka Left Rev Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG
Y'know, I'm very SHUT UP, but I'm not FUCK YOU.
Rev. Richard Skull
>
> - Show quoted text -
Y'know, I'm very EAT SHIT, but I'm not AND DIE.
Rev. Richard Skull
If I remember correctly, Dr. Dark is the Leader of a secret society of
Militant Audio/Visual Clubs, who just might have a 3/4 Inch (or 19mm)
player in their stockpiles.
Rev. Richard Skull
> "Rev. Scotch Whisky" <sche...@defcode.com> wrote in news:3017c880-d4cc-
> 49fa-8014-bae1d9e33...@d27g2000prf.googlegroups.com:
>
> > When the christians plopped jesus right in the middle of the pagan
> > winter holiday, it was no accident. And they did it again for the
> > spring equinox (why we have cross buns (roman), rabbits, eggs, and
> > jesus).
>
> My sister told us her daughter's sunday school taught the children that the
> shell, white and yolk of an easter egg was a representation of the holy
> trinity. My mom got really pissed off at me when I started laughing.
>
> -phy
That must Mean Scrapple is the representaion of JHVH-1, "Bob", and
pork by products
Rev. Richard Skull
>
> - Show quoted text -
Now Mikey has to take a cold shower.
anarchi...@gmail.com
>
> I answered his question,
You are a pathetic "pagan" liar.
H.P. Huey
"Two politicians are talking. One says to the other 'You're lying!'
The first one says 'Yes, I am, but hear me out.'"
~ "The West Wing"
--
HellPope Huey
Glazing it with jellied duck's web
gives it a zing that makes your toenails
glow in the night.
Now there's a pass-phrase with some clout.
First, you learn that there is no Santa Claus;
then that there is no God;
and then that there are no grownups.
~ Joe Fineman
"I'm fed up with church.
My old one wouldn't pay any attention to me
and my new one won't leave me alone."
~ "King of the Hill"
Rev. Ivan Stang
How about a 9mm film projector? 9mm had the sprocket hole in the
MIDDLE. Not that I've ever seen any actual 9mm film in real life. But
I understand it was a short-lived British format for home movies.
Morose, aka Doktor Holocaust
> FUCK HUMANS! -- BUT DON'T FERTILIZE THEM
I am a bit leery of fucking humans, for fear that humanity might be
contagious. I have a better suggestion:
DON'T FUCK HUMANS - FUCK YOURSELVES! with each batch of clone-
offspring, we can weed out the ones with any lingering traces of human
genetics and eugenically refine each generation of clones so the
delightful world full of yetis may come to pass!
Once i figure out how to grow some ovaries, I'll be all set.
Zapanaz
>"Bob" has had so many past lives that every day is his birthday many
>times over. There is never a time when you should not be celebrating
>"Bob's" birthday AT FULL TILT.
well I am good at the AT FULL TILT part, I do everything like that.
the more tilted you are, the WIDER things get. And I call that
something for nothing.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
eternal hellfire is a pretty good argument-winner
- Reverend Zapanaz
:: Currently listening to In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, 1968, by Iron Butterfly, from "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida"
Rev. Ivan Stang
> On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:43:19 -0800 (PST), "Rev. Ivan Stang"
>
> <st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
> >"Bob" has had so many past lives that every day is his birthday many
> >times over. There is never a time when you should not be celebrating
> >"Bob's" birthday AT FULL TILT.
>
> well I am good at the AT FULL TILT part, I do everything like that.
>
> the more tilted you are, the WIDER things get. And I call that
> something for nothing.
Don't just tilt that windmill -- tilt the HELL out of it!
Morose, aka Doktor Holocaust
>
> Don't just tilt that windmill -- tilt the HELL out of it!
when SubGenii rule the earth, windmill tilting will be an olympic
event, alongside Conspiracy Theorizing and Door-to-door Jenkem
Salesmanship ("It's the good shit!").
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Pisces
> The poster replied to is considered to be an alt.slack troll.
well Chris Punches?
i think all that U.P. cold has gone to your head, you should move to
California or something.