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What if THE ROCK can't be stopped?

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Rev. Panik EVlynn Bedlam

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Nov 24, 2009, 2:46:33 PM11/24/09

as i was driving out for lunch i was flipping though the stations and
a message in musical and lyrical form infomed me that i "can't stop,
can't stop the rock." ...i am now terrified.

to my previous knowledge the rock, aka. the rock and roll music, was a
previously benvolent if mischevious force. though opposed by some
factions of the culturally stagnat "folks", it has been allowed to
roam free since the middle of last century to develope and grow into
various sub genre. however, it's power has apparenlty grown to become
an unstoppable juggernaugt of cultural force. if turned to more
dubious means it could be used to sunder goverments and move
mountains! this is much more serious than the terror of the GODS!

not only that, in doing some various internet searches i have come to
realize that Albert Einstein learned a way to let Rock get drunk and
create nuclear weapons... this apparently has something to do with
being Austrailian and the vicious Yahoos spoken of by Jon Swift. and
you know once Swift is involved the eating of babies isn't that far
behind!

By all that is slackful we need to quake pointlessly in fear instead
of doing something! and fast!