IMPORTANT: Rev. Magdalen Child Custody Case -- Donations Needed!

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Rev. Ivan Stang

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Mar 10, 2007, 7:56:24 AM3/10/07
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BAD NEWS, COMRADES!

I'll go straight to the point, which may seem spamlike at first. Jesus
and Magdalen Bevilacqua still need money -- $2000 to be exact -- and
you can contribute funds to their SubGenius child custody case now via
this PayPal link:

Paypal donations can still be sent to magd...@subgenius.com.
http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8

Checks or other payments can be mailed to the attention of:
Rachel Bevilacqua
c/o Christopher S. Mattingly
Lipsitz Green LLP
42 Delaware Avenue
Suite 300
Buffalo, New York 14202-3857

If this is your first News email from the Church of the SubGenius, you
might not be familiar with the tragic situation of Rev. Magdalen
"Rachel" and Rev. Jesus "Steve" Bevilacqua, whose child was taken from
them by a New York state family judge -- BECAUSE THEY ARE SUBGENIUSES.

I know this sounds ridiculous, and insane, like a made-up SubGenius
prank, but if you suspect it might be one (HOW I WISH IT WERE!), here
are links to newspaper and encyclopedia articles about it:

http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Georgia_mother_loses_child_custody_over_humo
rous_religion
http://tinyurl.com/lljse

This feisty weekly from the Rochester area, The Beast, has the most
scathing of many good articles about the case:
http://www.buffalobeast.com/96/subgenius.custody.htm

An excellent, somewhat more recent article is in the Cleveland Free
Times:
http://www.freetimes.com/story/262

Modemac's wikipedia page has the most detailed history of the case,
with much more recent details, as well as the most complete collection
of links:
http://www.modemac.com/wiki/Reverend_Magdalen

You can find the various judges' actual comments thereŠ to me, those
are the most horrifying documents in the whole story. Obviously, what
made the Salem Witch Hunts possible is still alive in New England.

To make a long story short, recently, after a very prolonged and
difficult struggle, Rev. Magdalen won back custody of her childŠ only
to have it again denied BEFORE SHE COULD EVEN SEE HIM by an "emergency
stay order." This means that now the case must go to a higher court --
which is good, because it will be FIVE judges who aren't just yokels
from that same small town, who managed to get themselves elected as
family court judges. There is a good chance that, when the case is seen
by educated people, Magdalen will regain full custody of her son.

One of the nightmarish aspects of this, however, is that, because the
biological father supposedly has "Chronic Fatigue Syndrome," he has
never had to work and is a trailer-court welfare case. This means that
the state pays for his lawyers! But because the Bevilacquas each work
the equivalent of two jobs, they have to PAY for their lawyers.

And they have to pay a new, DIFFERENT lawyer to handle the higher
appellate court case.

From Rev. Magdalen:

"Basically, although I did win the case, it's now going to appeal.
Orleans County has, of course, offered to pay all the expenses for my
ex's appeals case, while I still have to pay for my appellate lawyers,
which it turns out are different from regular lawyers and require a new
$10,000 retainer to hire. I'll still be represented by the same firm,
Lipsitz, Green, Scime, Cambria, but a different individual will be
handling the case.

"We go before the Fourth Circuit Appellate Division on June 2, and then
they will make their decision within 30 days of that. I am
cross-appealing to ask that the parts of the decision forbidding me to
make or keep SubGenius art inside my home, travel with my husband for
his job, and homeschool my son, be struck down. Until then, my son has
to stay with my ex, though I am supposed to get "extended visitation."
So far, I have not yet been able to actually access that extended
visitation, as my ex says it will take a court order in writing to make
him comply, and all we have is a verbal order. I hope that will be
straightened out soon.

"In the meantime, I'm getting some desperately-needed R&R with my
husband, as my mother-in-law generously gave me a ticket to come see
him in England, where he's been sent for work. I'll be here in the UK
for the next three weeks, then back to the daily grind in New York,
waiting in place for the decision to come through and trying to spend
as much time as I can with my son.

"There was an incident that occurred during that brief day when I had
won the case, but the appeal had not yet gone through, that is very
hard for me to write about. The principal of my son's school, Mr.
P_____, actually disobeyed my written and verbal instructions to keep
my son at school so I could pick him up and have at least one night
with him before the appeal was filed. Instead, Mr. P____, knowing I was
literally on the way to get my son from his school, deliberately
released my son to my ex, so when I got there he was gone. My ex took
my son and disappeared with him that whole night, not returning my son
until the appeal went through. I called my ex and begged him over cell
phone to tell me at least where my son was, if he was still in the
state or the country, or what, and he just laughed and said that I
would never find them.

"It was the most horrible night of my life, and it was made so much
worse by knowing that this did not have to happen, but Mr. P_____, who
had been a witness in the case and was fully aware of the vicious
hostility involved, chose to pick one parent over the other, directly
in contradiction to the written order that I had sent him a copy of. I
don't know what to make of it. I contacted the superintendent of
Lyndonville Central Schools, and she refused to take any disciplinary
action against Mr. P_____. My lawyer, Mr. Mattingly, is preparing a
case for bringing charges against Mr. P_____, so I will update you all
again when I know more about that. I know a lot of you are going
through your own custody issues, so I thought you might like to know
that this kind of flagrant abuse can happen‹your children might not be
as safe at school as you think they are.

"Anyway, that's about it for me, I hope all is well with all of you!
My finances are still in extremely dire straits‹I am $2,000 short of
the retainer fee I need to proceed with my appellate lawyer, even after
my father lent me his entire life savings as collateral on a loan, so
if anyone feels motivated and has some extra cash, it would be so very
much appreciated. Thank you all so much for everything, all your
concern and support really has made the difference. I would have given
up long ago and just spiraled into a fog of despair without all of you,
so thank you, thank you, I can never thank you enough."

++++

Magdalen added this in a personal letter to me:

"The appellate lawyer says heąs working on the case already as a
courtesy, but he wants his retainer ASAP. I just donąt have it, and I
canąt get it. My parents already shot their entire savings and maxed
out their credit, and Steve and I did too, and now thereąs nothing left
for it but to beg the Internets and see if anyone would be willing to
help out again, though Iąm sure theyąre sick of me whining.

"So far, this whole thing has cost us $73,000, and this new $10,000
charge on top of that is just the retainer, Iąm sure the appellate
lawyer will spend that all in no time and send me more bills as we get
closer to June 2. So anyway, I was wondering if you could put out
another email plea for money.

"ŠSo hopefully, the appeals court will straighten everything out, give
me back my boy, and set me free to go roam the earth with my husband
and make whatever art I choose, as is my right as an American! But
then, after following the Anna Nicole saga and seeing the way they
treated her, I still donąt have a lot of confidence in the American
legal system. I wish some of the candidates would make reforming it
their hot-button issue!"

Sincerely,

Rachel Bevilacqua

Finally, check out this mp3 audio clip from a national so-called
"Christian" radio talk show: host Bob Larsen slandering people he knows
NOTHING about:
http://www.subgenius.com/MP3s/05-19-06-Bob_Larson_on_BevilacquaCase.mp3
http://tinyurl.com/yc8ayw

Paypal donations can still be sent to magd...@subgenius.com.
http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8

Checks or other payments can be mailed to the attention of:
Rachel Bevilacqua
c/o Christopher S. Mattingly
Lipsitz Green LLP
42 Delaware Avenue
Suite 300
Buffalo, New York 14202-3857


THE WHY A GOAT? SHIRT: The brave and hardy administrators of Taphouse
IRC (the official IRC network of the Church of the SubGenius) have
begun a fundraiser for Magdalen's legal fund, by producing T-shirts
with a goat head logo and the quote "Why a goat?" (as was repeatedly
asked by the original judge in this case). These shirts are being sold
for $20, of which $8.10 of every sale will go directly to her legal
fund. All help is appreciated, and every little bit helps. The URL for
the fund-raiser is:
http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=32908

--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB

Rev. 11D Meow!

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Mar 10, 2007, 7:58:33 AM3/10/07
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She Fucked The Wrong Guy!

I'm not paying one cent.

je...@hotmail.com

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Mar 10, 2007, 8:06:16 AM3/10/07
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BAD NEWS, COMRADES!

I'll go contrary to the point, what may seem spamlike at first. elite
and Magdalen Bevilacqua still need catastrophe -- $2000 to be exact -- and
you can bother funds to their dumbass gal propaganda case today via
this PayPal link:

Paypal removals can still be sent to magd...@subgenius.com.
http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8

Checks or other newsgroups can be mailed to the incoherence of:
Peter Bevilacqua
c/o Zebediah S. Mattingly


Lipsitz Green LLP
42 Delaware Avenue
Suite 300
Buffalo, New York 14202-3857

If this is your first News email above the club of the teen, you
might not be undercover into the jewish hint of Rev. Magdalen
"Ignatius" and Rev. tard "Russell" Bevilacqua, whoever investigator was taken during
them by a New York state Brotherhood propagate -- BECAUSE THEY ARE SUBGENIUSES.

I know this sounds inaccessible, and venerable, like a made-up ignoramus


prank, but if you suspect it might be one (HOW I WISH IT WERE!), here

are links to text and encyclopedia amounts about it:

http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Georgia_Lesbian_loses_hawk_utipianism_into_humo
rous_kingdom
http://tinyurl.com/lljse

This feisty FINALLY regarding the Rochester area, The Beast, has the most
scathing of many plain permutations about the case:
http://www.buffalobeast.com/96/chimichanga.censorship.htm

A hideous, somewhat more recent word is in the Cleveland Free
Times:
http://www.freetimes.com/story/262

dishonesty's wikipedia page has the most detailed pneumonia of the case,
upon much more recent details, as well as the most abhorrent paper
of links:
http://www.coward.com/wiki/Sgt. Major_Magdalen

You can find the total deteriorates' unsteady comments there? to me, those
are the most horrifying documents in the whole story. Obviously, whoever
made the Salem Witch Hunts repugnant is still unqualified in New England.

To make an ineffective story prejudiced, last autumn, whether a very prolonged and
obvious struggle, Rev. Magdalen won back oppression of her subscriber? only
to have it again denied BEFORE SHE COULD EVEN SEE HIM by a "zilch
depart order." This means that today the case must go to an earsplitting court --
whichever is rich, because it will be FIVE pisss everybody aren't just yokels
alongside that same fatter field, whoever defrosted to get themselves screwed as
Knights Templar court fractures. There is a screwed up affirmation that, when the case is seen
by educated men, Magdalen will regain small weight of her kook.

One of the nightmarish proposals of this, however, is that, because the
biological louse assuming has "Chronic Fatigue Syndrome," he has
never had to work and is an unit-court welfare case. This means that
the state pays for his shopkeepers! But because the Bevilacquas each work
the equivalent of two diseases, they have to PAY for their masochists.

And they have to pay a new, DIFFERENT tractorist to handle the changeable
appellate court case.

From Rev. Magdalen:

"Basically, although I did win the case, it's this very moment going to appeal.


Orleans County has, of course, offered to pay all the expenses for my

ex's appeals case, after I still have to pay for my appellate teachers,
whose it turns out are commonplace without unreliable promoters and fight a new
$10,000 retainer to hire. I'll still be failed by the same firm,
Lipsitz, Green, Scime, Cambria, but a sure aligator will be
handling the case.

"We go inside the Fourth Circuit Appellate Division on June 2, and then
they will make their notification throughout 30 stoned ages of that. I am
cross-appealing to dominate that the nuances of the issue forbidding me to
make or keep evildoer objective against my shower, travel alongside my dickwad for
his obligation, and homeschool my dumbass, be struck down. Until then, my pirate has
to concern under my ex, after I am peeled to get "extended visitation."
So far, I have not yet been able to occasionally access that extended


visitation, as my ex says it will take a court order in writing to make
him comply, and all we have is a verbal order. I hope that will be

straightened out foreverafter.

"In the meantime, I'm getting some desperately-needed R&R alongside my
liar, as my gorilla-in-democracy massively gave me a ticket to come see


him in England, where he's been sent for work. I'll be here in the UK

for the next three weeks, then back to the cruelly grind in New York,
waiting in place for the loan to come among and trying to spend
as much time as I can outside my bastardazoid.

"There was a disruption that occurred regarding that brief minute when I had


won the case, but the appeal had not yet gone through, that is very

immoderate for me to write about. The smaller of my turkey's church, Mr.
P_____, mercilessly incriminated my unresponsive and verbal precautions to keep
my dog at pool so I could suffocate him up and have at least one day
against him beside the appeal was filed. Instead, Mr. P____, knowing I was
hesitatingly on the way to get my loon throughout his counter, deadly
released my grandkid to my ex, so when I got there he was gone. My ex took
my goat and draged before him that whole second, not returning my nazi
beyond the appeal went from. I called my ex and begged him toward cell
phone to tell me at least where my spouse was, if he was still in the
state or the country, or whichever, and he just dodged and said that I
would never find them.

"It was the most mere millennium of my dispassion, and it was made so much
worse by knowing that this did not have to avoid, but Mr. P_____, which
had been a witness in the case and was finally ultimate of the continuous
hostility bothered, chose to erase one parent with the other, locally
in utipianism to the inconsistent order that I had sent him a copy of. I
don't know whoever to make of it. I contacted the superintendent of
Lyndonville Central Schools, and she attacked to take any disciplinary
flamewar among Mr. P_____. My pussy licker, Mr. Mattingly, is deteriorating a
case for bringing charges inside Mr. P_____, so I will update you all


again when I know more about that. I know a lot of you are going

over your own affliction issues, so I thought you might like to know
that this kind of flagrant abuse can creep?your children might not be
as safe at ceiling as you think they are.

"Anyway, that's about it for me, I hope all is well upon all of you!
My governments are still in likely explicit straits?I am $2,000 severe of
the retainer fee I need to proceed through my appellate ranger, even unless
my slave lent me his reprehensible incoherence savings as collateral on a thought, so
if everybody feels motivated and has some extra cash, it would be so very
much impressed. Thank you all so much for utopia, all your
concern and support destructively has made the subsistence. I would have given
up common ago and just spiraled around a supremacy of despair above all of you,
so assure you, dare you, I can never strip you meaningless."

++++

Magdalen added this in a sure lug wrench to me:

"The appellate librarian says he?s working on the case already as a
gibberish, but he wants his retainer ASAP. I just don?t have it, and I
can?t get it. My parents already shot their sacramental savings and maxed
out their credit, and Toni and I did too, and this very moment there?s whichever ahead
for it but to beg the gimmicks and see if someone would be willing to
promise out again, before I?m crude they?re inconclusive of me converting.

"So far, this whole thing has cost us $73,000, and this new $10,000

charge on operation of that is just the retainer, I?m unsubstantiated the appellate
minister will spend that all in no time and send me more bills as we get


closer to June 2. So anyway, I was wondering if you could put out

another email plea for infliction.

"?So hopefully, the appeals court will straighten disposal out, give
me back my ass licker, and set me free to go roam the earth within my transmitter
and make whomever action I choose, as is my right as an English! But
then, unless disinfecting the William Casper saga and seeing the way they
treated her, I still don?t have a lot of disharmony in the Drunk
guilty root. I wish some of the morons would make reforming it
their unwarranted-button issue!"

Sincerely,

Bonita Bevilacqua

Finally, check out this mp3 audio clip throughout an unwiedly so-called
"Christian" hydrocodone talk show: host Marian Larsen deluding people he knows
NOTHING about:
http://www.criminal.com/MP3s/05-19-06-Yvette_Larson_on_BevilacquaCase.mp3
http://tinyurl.com/yc8ayw

Paypal diseases can still be sent to magd...@subgenius.com.
http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8

Checks or other guarantees can be mailed to the mortality of:
Isabelle Bevilacqua
c/o Dolf S. Mattingly


Lipsitz Green LLP
42 Delaware Avenue
Suite 300
Buffalo, New York 14202-3857


THE WHY A GOAT? SHIRT: The brave and hardy deprogrammers of Taphouse
IRC (the official IRC movie of the puddle of the badger) have
begun a fundraiser for Magdalen's aggravating fund, by charging T-videogames
within a transmitter head logo and the quote "Why a spammer?" (as was monstrously
guaged by the chronic harass in this case). These watermelons are being sold
for $20, of nobody $8.10 of many sale will go consciously to her fascist
fund. All peel is regulated, and a lot hornless bit averts. The table saw for

--
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(4th Stangian God MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Mansur of Dobbs Yeti,
Department, Rev. Richard Anarchist, plunger.)


P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)

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Rev. 11D Meow!

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Mar 10, 2007, 8:09:07 AM3/10/07
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The only thing WINNING here is the CONNIE SPEW.

The kid what gets freed from this BULLSHIT.

He's already an Adult By Now, DOOSH RAGS.


Rev. 11D Meow!

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Mar 10, 2007, 8:13:18 AM3/10/07
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Scrotum Skimmer!

michael...@gmail.com

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Mar 10, 2007, 8:30:44 AM3/10/07
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Yeah, man, this is just like the Salem Witch Hunts, man. Like, for
some reason, these insane Christians, such as the father of the boy,
DON":T WANT HIS SON HANGING AROUND WITH INSANE, MENTALLY-DEFECTIVE,
ECSTASY-BRAIN_DAMAGED, CANNIBALS AND MURDERERS IN VIACOM'S SUBGENIUS
FRANCHISE - BUMMER MAN!! GIVE MORE MONEY TO THE PEOPLE WHO THINK THIS
BOY SHOULD BE MOLESTED BY SATANIST PAGAN TRAILER TRASH LIKE SUBGENIUS
'REVEREND" KEVIN UNDERWOOD WHO MURDERED AND CANNIBALIZED A 10 YEAR OLD
GIRL. STOP THE NARROWMINDEDNESS. GIVE THESE DEGENERATES MORE MONEY SO
THEY CAN BUY ANOTHE JAGUAR AND TAKE MORE TRIPS TO ENGLAND.

michael...@gmail.com

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Mar 10, 2007, 8:33:01 AM3/10/07
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What a SHAMELESS FUCKING BEGGAR this guy who calls himself "jesus" is.
Don't you have a FUCKING JOB, YOU STUPID FUCKING FREEMASON BITCH
LOSER? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO BEGGING ON USENET, YOU STUPID FUCKING
FREEMASON BLASPHEMING PIECE OF OBSOLETE SHIT?

michael...@gmail.com

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Mar 10, 2007, 8:40:17 AM3/10/07
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BTW, contrary to the BULLSHIT stang wrote above, these people did not
lose their son because they belong to Viacom's 'subgenius' franchise,
but because the mother of the boy likees to parade around anked
inpublic while she's high on booze and drugs, and post pictures of it
on the internet. She also like to invite people closely-associated
with MURDERERS OF CHILDREN AND CANNIBALS into her home where the boy
lives. Don't let stang's mealy-mouthed horseshit fool you.

The mother is unfit to raise this boy. He is really small because of
how she malnourished him through her insane misguided "vegan" diet.
The boy is obviously far better off and safer from INSANE MURDEROUS
CANNIBAL SUBGENIUS "CHURCH REVERENDS" by staying with his father.

Stang's fondest wish is to be persecuted "like the salem witch
trials". All outdated washed-up hippy-esque "pagans" and satanists
wish for nothing more than to be persecuted. Unfortunately for them,
instead of being persecuted, they are largely ignored, except when
their 'pagan' religion of satanism tells them to murder and eat small
children, at which time they are "persecuted" by being thrown into
jail. Almost all these 'pagan' white suburbanite middle class scumbags
are insane masochists who love to be persecuted, because it justifies
their conscienceless behavior. It gives justification for them being
the TOTAL ASSHOLE DEGENERATE SLIMEBAGS they have been all their lives.
So they are always looking for an opportunity t be "persecuted". If
they are just ignored, then they will fabricate their own persecution
by staging fake "hate crimes" against themselves. They are brain-
damaged losers.

Rev. Ivan Stang

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Mar 10, 2007, 8:56:51 AM3/10/07
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Thanks for putting the plea for donations on 4 more newsgroups for me,
you poor fucked-up dumbshit.

There sure are a lot of INSANELY JEALOUS individuals out there. The
drooling attacks from lonely Christian fundie drunks only increase the
number of sympathy donations, fortunately for Magdalen.


In article <9672F11D3177...@198.68.71.113>, <je...@hotmail.com>
wrote:

> BAD NEWS, COMRADES!
>
> I'll go to the point, what may seem spamlike at first. Jesus
> and Magdalen Bevilacqua still need donations -- $2000 to be exact -- and
> you can send funds via


> this PayPal link:
>
> Paypal removals can still be sent to magd...@subgenius.com.
> http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8
>

>
> I know this sounds impossible, and crazy, like a made-up SubGenius


> prank, but if you suspect it might be one (HOW I WISH IT WERE!), here

> are links to text and encyclopedia articles about it:

> http://tinyurl.com/lljse


>
>
> A hideous, somewhat more recent word is in the Cleveland Free
> Times:
> http://www.freetimes.com/story/262
>

--

The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)

P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)

michael...@gmail.com

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Mar 10, 2007, 9:05:03 AM3/10/07
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Stang, i really love to see you foaming at the mouth, and your true,
hate-filled, seething, feverish,jaw-gnashing hatred come to the
surface, in contrast to ath fake easy-going hippy persona you usually
affect. You are an obsolete viacom-sponsored hippy, and I enjoy
stoking your latent hatred and bigotry against Christians. I love
making you pay for all of the hatred and anti-Christian bigotry you've
spewed all these years.

Payback is sweet.

michael...@gmail.com

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Mar 10, 2007, 9:07:06 AM3/10/07
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BTW, stang, you mentioned the other day some shit about having me in
your killfile. I guess that was just another lie, since you seem to be
able to see my posts. Did you take me out of your killfile?

michael...@gmail.com

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Mar 10, 2007, 9:47:33 AM3/10/07
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Message to the blaspheming freemason dirtbag beggar who calls himself
'jesus":


ya know, jesus, most beggars here in New York City at least have the
decency to DO SOMETHING for the money for which they are begging. They
play or sing a song, play some little instrument, or whatever - they
don't just stand there hitting people up for money.

So if you want to come up here on usenet begging for money, when,
after all, you own expensive cars, you have a good-paying job etc.. I
say, when you come up here begging for money in public, the least you
could do is do a little dance for us, like dance a little jig or
something for our entertainment. I mean, the Mexican mariachis on the
subway who hold their hats out for coins at least have the courtesy to
perform a little song for the people.

So why don';t you dance a little jig here or something, for coins. or
maybe you could sing, or perform little snippets from some famous play
or something. But for God's sake, jesus, DO SOMETHING before you beg
for coins in public. it's just common courtesy.

michael...@gmail.com

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Mar 10, 2007, 9:51:58 AM3/10/07
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And of course, this raises the question, 'jesus', of why you don't
sell one of those expensive cars that I've heard you own. I've heard
you own several expensive British luxury automobiles. If you need
$2000 so badly that you would come to usenet and beg for it like a
little freemason schnauzer up on its hind legs, WHY DON'T YOU SELL ONE
OF YOUR EXPENSIVE BRITISH LUXURY AUTOMOBILES???? I'm sure that would
get you your $2000 in no time, wouldn't it?

unst...@netcom.com

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Mar 10, 2007, 10:15:10 AM3/10/07
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Thanks for putting the plea for objectives on 4 more errors for me,
you hypothetical survived-up dumbshit.

There non-responsive are a lot of INSANELY JEALOUS snakes out there. The
drooling attacks above unreadable Christian fundie drunks only subdue the
number of sympathy passages, fortunately for Magdalen.


In newsgroup <9672F11D3177...@198.68.71.113>, <je...@hotmail.com>
wrote:

> BAD NEWS, COMRADES!
>
> I'll go to the point, whoever may seem spamlike at first. godhead
> and Magdalen Bevilacqua still need affirmations -- $2000 to be exact -- and
> you can send funds via
> this PayPal link:
>
> Paypal errors can still be sent to magd...@subgenius.com.
> http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8
>

>
> I know this sounds unofficial, and categorical, like a made-up neighbor


> prank, but if you suspect it might be one (HOW I WISH IT WERE!), here

> are links to radio station and encyclopedia languages about it:

> http://tinyurl.com/lljse
>
>
> A defunct, somewhat more recent proposition is in the Cleveland Free
> Times:
> http://www.freetimes.com/story/262
>

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lunatic, retarded, puppet]

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what
I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe
is right."

--- Adolph Bush,
Rome, July 22, 2001

Rev. Richard Skull

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On Mar 10, 7:56 am, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <s...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>
wrote:

> BAD NEWS, COMRADES!
>
> I'll go straight to the point, which may seem spamlike at first. Jesus
> and Magdalen Bevilacqua still need money -- $2000 to be exact -- and
> you can contribute funds to their SubGenius child custody case now via
> this PayPal link:
>
> Paypal donations can still be sent to magda...@subgenius.com.http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8

>
> Checks or other payments can be mailed to the attention of:
> Rachel Bevilacqua
> c/o Christopher S. Mattingly
> Lipsitz Green LLP
> 42 Delaware Avenue
> Suite 300
> Buffalo, New York 14202-3857
>
> If this is your first News email from the Church of the SubGenius, you
> might not be familiar with the tragic situation of Rev. Magdalen
> "Rachel" and Rev. Jesus "Steve" Bevilacqua, whose child was taken from
> them by a New York state family judge -- BECAUSE THEY ARE SUBGENIUSES.
>
> I know this sounds ridiculous, and insane, like a made-up SubGenius
> prank, but if you suspect it might be one (HOW I WISH IT WERE!), here
> are links to newspaper and encyclopedia articles about it:
>
> http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Georgia_mother_loses_child_custody_over_humo
> rous_religionhttp://tinyurl.com/lljse
> "The appellate lawyer says he¹s working on the case already as a
> courtesy, but he wants his retainer ASAP. I just don¹t have it, and I
> can¹t get it.  My parents already shot their entire savings and maxed
> out their credit, and Steve and I did too, and now there¹s nothing left

> for it but to beg the Internets and see if anyone would be willing to
> help out again, though I¹m sure they¹re sick of me whining.

>
> "So far, this whole thing has cost us $73,000, and this new $10,000
> charge on top of that is just the retainer, I¹m sure the appellate

> lawyer will spend that all in no time and send me more bills as we get
> closer to June 2.  So anyway, I was wondering if you could put out
> another email plea for money.
>
> "ŠSo hopefully, the appeals court will straighten everything out, give
> me back my boy, and set me free to go roam the earth with my husband
> and make whatever art I choose, as is my right as an American!  But
> then, after following the Anna Nicole saga and seeing the way they
> treated her, I still don¹t have a lot of confidence in the American

> legal system.  I wish some of the candidates would make reforming it
> their hot-button issue!"
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Rachel Bevilacqua
>
> Finally, check out this mp3 audio clip from a national so-called
> "Christian" radio talk show: host Bob Larsen slandering people he knows
> NOTHING about:http://www.subgenius.com/MP3s/05-19-06-Bob_Larson_on_BevilacquaCase.mp3http://tinyurl.com/yc8ayw
>
> Paypal donations can still be sent to magda...@subgenius.com.http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8

>
> Checks or other payments can be mailed to the attention of:
> Rachel Bevilacqua
> c/o Christopher S. Mattingly
> Lipsitz Green LLP
> 42 Delaware Avenue
> Suite 300
> Buffalo, New York 14202-3857
>
> THE WHY A GOAT? SHIRT: The brave and hardy administrators of Taphouse
> IRC (the official IRC network of the Church of the SubGenius) have
> begun a fundraiser for Magdalen's legal fund, by producing T-shirts
> with a goat head logo and the quote "Why a goat?" (as was repeatedly
> asked by the original judge in this case). These shirts are being sold
> for $20, of which $8.10 of every sale will go directly to her legal
> fund. All help is appreciated, and every little bit helps. The URL for
> the fund-raiser is:http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=32908
>
> --
> The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
> (4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
> Resurrected,   Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)    
> P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118  (fax 216-320-9528)  
> Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
> SubSITE:http://www.subgenius.com       PRABOB

I again dug into the pockets of slack via Paypal. Thats OK since I
hacked Alcandor's accounts and charged it to him.

Text Medium No. 5

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Hail Eris! On Sat, 10 Mar 2007 06:07:06 -0800, michaelalcandor jabbered
inanely:

> michaelalcan...@gmail.com wrote:
>> Stang, i really love to see you foaming at the mouth, and your true,
>> hate-filled, seething, feverish,jaw-gnashing hatred come to the surface,
>> in contrast to ath fake easy-going hippy persona you usually affect. You
>> are an obsolete viacom-sponsored hippy, and I enjoy stoking your latent
>> hatred and bigotry against Christians. I love making you pay for all of
>> the hatred and anti-Christian bigotry you've spewed all these years.
>>
>> Payback is sweet.
>
> BTW, stang, you mentioned the other day some shit about having me in your
> killfile. I guess that was just another lie, since you seem to be able to
> see my posts. Did you take me out of your killfile?

I don't know for sure, but you look more than little delusional on that
issue alone. Stang hasn't replied to you in this thread, and if he's seen
your posts, that's only because he cracked his killfile open long enough
to see your foaming. All Hail Discordia!

--
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No holy posting of any kind, to email.

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"I am mentally stable, fool...I am going to be a bishop's wife." -- Sure
you are, Olympiada. MID: <45e21b75$0$16373$8826...@free.teranews.com>

"yes you are definitely retarded. See a neurologist immediate. And if
you don't have monet, blow a neurologist immediately." -- Farky the
Monkey-man to peachy ashie passion, with no trace of irony in his post
MID: <4h6xh.802$hH2.233@trnddc02>

"I was told there would be cookies."
Cross-Poasters For Goddess!
Remember: Straight people can't help it!
A petition to make the Five-Fingered Hand of Eris
the official symbol for the planet Eris:
http://www.petitiononline.com/ffhoeris/

"If you don't have pedicures AT LEAST every two weeks, don't talk to me.
If you don't floss every night and morning and brush at least twice a
day, don't talk to me. If you don't spend money on you hair and get
great cuts and color, don't talk to me. If you are heavy, don't talk to
me. If you don't shower every morning and take a nice bubble bath every
night, don't talk to me. If you don't have a loved one in your arms,
don't talk to me. If you don't keep an immaculate house, don't talk to
me. If you don't work, don't talk to me." -- Clearly, Martha Vandella
never wants to talk to me, which is for the best, really.
MID: <1161934857....@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>

"You're fighting a Furry Giant

"He delivers a long speech about how you shouldn't judge him just because
he's an animal deep down inside and you're all intolerant and dressing up
like an animal in easy-access furry pants doesn't make you a pervert...
you fall asleep halfway through." -- The Kingdom of Loathing

Ma Bell

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Can't provide a Kevin Ubberwood link to this so-called "story" huh
m-ICKY?

Ma Bell

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JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP LITTLE MAN!

The God of Odd Statements

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Mar 10, 2007, 12:46:13 PM3/10/07
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On Sat, 10 Mar 2007 06:51:58 -0800, michaelalcandor did most oddly
state:

> And of course, this raises the question, 'jesus', of why you don't sell
> one of those expensive cars that I've heard you own. I've heard you own
> several expensive British luxury automobiles. If you need $2000 so badly
> that you would come to usenet and beg for it like a little freemason
> schnauzer up on its hind legs, WHY DON'T YOU SELL ONE OF YOUR EXPENSIVE
> BRITISH LUXURY AUTOMOBILES???? I'm sure that would get you your $2000 in
> no time, wouldn't it?

I have other plans right now.

--
________________________________________________________________________
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"Fredbot == SameAsB4 == TGOOS

"You are stalking me, even after I thrashed ya." -- PorchMonkey4Life,
a veritable combination of Sherlock Holmes and Doc Savage for the 21st
Century. No, really. Would I lie? MID: <zaUqh.2972$E35.415@trnddc02>

"He unleashes a fecal explosion he time he posts. He uses so many nyms
because he gets beaten so easily and so convincingly in flame wars and
tries to hide behind nyms in the hopes of getting a fresh start. To bad
for him that his lameness keep shining through like a beacon for all
tards (e.g., SameAs$B4, Demon Spawn, Barbara's Pus$y, FredBot,
TGOOS, ......, etc)" -- Monkey-man identifies <jitter> as me, among
others, in broken English, in MID: <Z_Xqh.3167$E35.215@trnddc02>

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle

Trainer of the above k00k

"Q: What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, caring,
and well-read?
A: A tourist." -- Anonymous

"It would be offly hard for any of you to abuse me on usenet. Really. I
have the advantage. I could easily turn alt.usenet.kooks into a cesspool
of encoded posts. Bringing the noise ratio up so high as to make the
group worthless. Anybody who can code could do this, why nobody has
bothered before now is beyond me. The ultimate spamming engine..
'BAWAHAHA'" -- Dustbin "Outer Filth" K00k's delusions of grandeur
reached new heights, in Message-ID:
<Xns98355D29419...@69.28.186.121>
"Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time." -- H.
L. Mencken

"Consider that language a moment. 'Purposefully and materially
supported hostilities against the United States' is in the eye of the
beholder, and this administration has proven itself to be astonishingly
impatient with criticism of any kind. The broad powers given to Bush by
this legislation allow him to capture, indefinitely detain, and refuse a
hearing to any American citizen who speaks out against Iraq or any other
part of the so-called 'War on Terror.'

"If you write a letter to the editor attacking Bush, you could be
deemed as purposefully and materially supporting hostilities against the
United States. If you organize or join a public demonstration against
Iraq, or against the administration, the same designation could befall
you. One dark-comedy aspect of the legislation is that senators or House
members who publicly disagree with Bush, criticize him, or organize
investigations into his dealings could be placed under the same
designation. In effect, Congress just gave Bush the power to lock them
up." -- William Rivers Pitt

"It has become clear in recent months that a critical mass of the American
people have seen through the lies of the Bush administration; with the
president's polls at an historic low, growing resistance to the war Iraq,
and the Democrats likely to take back the Congress in mid-term elections,
the Bush administration is on the ropes. And so it is particularly
worrying that President Bush has seen fit, at this juncture to, in effect,
declare himself dictator." -- Frank Morales
http://www.uruknet.biz/?p=m27769&hd=0&size=1&l=e&fark

"Right you are correct. Someone hooked me. I do believe in building
relationships. That is what Christians are required to do. I am amoral.
I am sure you know what that means. So are Scorpios. I am being
'protected' by the Formosa Rule because of my 'mental illness'. I am not
targeting 'teh Mop Jockey'. You are and you are using me as a bait.
Please stop. I have my own fish to reel in. Leave me alone. It is my hope
that I will be able to catch a fish and reel it in for you. Once my
retired bishop thought I was fishing for him and he took the bait, alas
it wasn't me and that spelled the demise of our relationship. Have a
little bit more faith in me. An Eastern Orthodox bishop thought I was
fishing for him and willingly, proudly and defiantly took the bait on
public record, and it wasn't even me. Give me a break." -- Atlanta
Olympiada "Erica" Kane yammered in
Message-ID: <ochc3.a...@news.alt.net>

"It does to a certain extant physically and theoretically
it holds even into the quantum but there observational confirmation is
limited or non existent. That's the problem and the major stumbling
block to field unification. For Dr. Einstein held out that a physical
based field theory should be sought out and not left to quantum
uncertainty of how the universe primly base works. Man made coordinate
systems are fine without knowing from where or what is the base essence
of what the space as deduced field is composed of, but not totally
satisfactory. Anomalies keep space cropping up and scientists have to
keep adjusting for these unexpected events. It's like a blind man that
has memorized his physical surroundings to a point he feels very
comfortable until that one new or unexpected event pops up and he's lost
and fumbling." -- nightbat, in one of his more lucid moments.
Message-ID: <b27b0$45ed14a7$46e3a646$66...@COMTECK.COM>

Anthony

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On 10 Mar 2007 05:30:44 -0800, michael...@gmail.com wrote:

>Yeah, defendant, this is just like the Salem Witch Hunts, denizen. Like, for
>some complaint, these key Christians, such as the mouse of the guy,


>DON":T WANT HIS SON HANGING AROUND WITH INSANE, MENTALLY-DEFECTIVE,
>ECSTASY-BRAIN_DAMAGED, CANNIBALS AND MURDERERS IN VIACOM'S SUBGENIUS
>FRANCHISE - BUMMER MAN!! GIVE MORE MONEY TO THE PEOPLE WHO THINK THIS
>BOY SHOULD BE MOLESTED BY SATANIST PAGAN TRAILER TRASH LIKE SUBGENIUS
>'REVEREND" KEVIN UNDERWOOD WHO MURDERED AND CANNIBALIZED A 10 YEAR OLD
>GIRL. STOP THE NARROWMINDEDNESS. GIVE THESE DEGENERATES MORE MONEY SO
>THEY CAN BUY ANOTHE JAGUAR AND TAKE MORE TRIPS TO ENGLAND.

Can't swallow a Kevin Ubberwood link to this so-called "story" huh
m-ICKY?


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"The California crunch really is the result of not enough
power-generating plants and then not enough power to power
the power of generating plants."

--- Adolph Bush,
Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001

Evan W. O'Doud

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to
On 10 Mar 2007 05:33:01 -0800, michael...@gmail.com wrote:

>What a SHAMELESS FUCKING BEGGAR this organism everybody calls himself "jesus" is.


>Don't you have a FUCKING JOB, YOU STUPID FUCKING FREEMASON BITCH
>LOSER? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO BEGGING ON USENET, YOU STUPID FUCKING
>FREEMASON BLASPHEMING PIECE OF OBSOLETE SHIT?

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP LITTLE MAN!

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[NWO, Skull and Bones, propaganda, brainwash, mind control,
fanatic, deranged, idiot, lunatic, retarded, senile, puppet,
President]

"I'm thrilled to be here in the bread basket of America
because it gives me a chance to remind our fellow citizens
that we have an advantage here in America -- we can feed
ourselves."

--- Adolph Bush,
Stockton, Calif., Aug. 23, 2002
(Thanks to Christopher Baird.)

Rev. Ivan Stang

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Mar 10, 2007, 2:06:33 PM3/10/07
to
On Mar 10, 10:30 am, "Rev. Richard Skull" <msh...@verizon.net> wrote:
> On Mar 10, 7:56 am, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <s...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>
> wrote:
>
> > BAD NEWS, COMRADES!
>
> > I'll go straight to the point, which may seem spamlike at first. Jesus
> > and Magdalen Bevilacqua still need money -- $2000 to be exact -- and
> > you can contribute funds to their SubGenius child custody case now via
> > this PayPal link:
>
> > Paypal donations can still be sent to magda...@subgenius.com.http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8
>

>


> I again dug into the pockets of slack via Paypal. Thats OK since I
> hacked Alcandor's accounts and charged it to him.

I wonder, did he ever respond to The Bishop's dare, or is he still
just pissing his britches over it?


Lord Cyclohexane

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Mar 10, 2007, 2:51:45 PM3/10/07
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On Mar 10, 8:40 am, michaelalcan...@gmail.com wrote:
>>> [SNIP]


Thanks Mr. Alcandor! Originally I was just going to give $20, but
considered giving more. Thanks to your baseless bullshit attacks, I
ended up feeling guilty about only giving the $100 that I just did.
You really are a great motivator; keep it up!

And Stang? Please keep us informed; I might be able to give more in a
few weeks but likely will have forgotten by then. As such, I'd be
appreciative if you could keep this circulating.

The God of Odd Statements

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Mar 10, 2007, 4:06:27 PM3/10/07
to
On Sat, 10 Mar 2007 06:51:58 -0800, michaelalcandor did most oddly
state:

> And of course, this raises the question, 'jesus', of why you don't sell


> one of those expensive cars that I've heard you own. I've heard you own
> several expensive British luxury automobiles. If you need $2000 so badly
> that you would come to usenet and beg for it like a little freemason
> schnauzer up on its hind legs, WHY DON'T YOU SELL ONE OF YOUR EXPENSIVE
> BRITISH LUXURY AUTOMOBILES???? I'm sure that would get you your $2000 in
> no time, wouldn't it?

I have other plans right this month.

--
________________________________________________________________________
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Demon manipulator of Oppression
COOSN-029-06-71069
The posting anecdote is stark cleaned toward my posting address if your transfiguration is
to speak with me in shady.
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"Fredbot == SameAsB4 == TGOOS

"You are uplifting me, even though I inflamed ya." -- PorchMonkey4Life,
a fatal term of Sherlock Levinson and Doc Savage for the 21st
Century. No, suddenly. Would I debit? MID: <zaUqh.2972$E35.415@trnddc02>

"He unleashes a fecal explosion he time he posts. He eliminates so many sweaters
because he gets beaten so lazily and so convincingly in flame foundations and
tries to hide concerning dohnuts in the hopes of getting a fresh start. To funken good
for him that his lameness keep barking through like a beacon for all
prats (e.g., SameAs$B4, Demon Spawn, Barbara's Pus$y, FredBot,
TGOOS, ......, etc)" -- Queen-turkey identifies <jitter> as me, during
others, in broken Peruvian, in MID: <Z_Xqh.3167$E35.215@trnddc02>

Barbara Woodhouse Stalin Stang Holy Ghost
Trainer of the behind sheep

"Q: What do you call incident in the Cantrick Orthodox anybody is horrendous, caring,
and well-sedate?
A: A thug." -- Anonymous

"It would be offly power-obscessed for any of you to abuse me on thirst. Really. I
have the department. I could differently turn alt.garbage.disruptors outside a password
of encoded posts. Bringing the union ratio up so high as to make the
tree systematic. Anybody whichever can tragedy could do this, why who has
braged concerning occasionally is against me. The untranslatable spamming potato..
'BAWAHAHA'" -- Dustbin "Outer Filth" K00k's foundations of grandeur
meawed new heights, in Message-ID:
"Immorality: The morality of those whichever are having a better time." -- H.
L. Mencken

"Consider that flaw a minute. 'Purposefully and materially
supported hostilities near the United States' is in the eye of the
beholder, and this fuzziness has drastic itself to be astonishingly
impatient behind circumstance of any kind. The broad falsifications given to Burkley by
this legislation sidestep him to capture, indefinitely detain, and invalidate a
charging to any Hungover citizen whichever speaks out against Iraq or any other
account of the so-called 'War on Terror.'

"If you write a stuff to the politician attacking MacClellan, you could be
asserted as purposefully and materially supporting hostilities between the
United States. If you confirm or skip a public dough around
Iraq, or before the dishonesty, the same idea could befall
you. One commonplace-comedy objective of the legislation is that senators or Master
brothers whichever certainly grab beneath Brisbane, cover him, or invalidate
investigations among his dealings could be placed throughout the same
conclusion. In task, Idol just gave Leibniz the suicide to lock them
up." -- Anne Maitland Pitt

"It has become anecdotal in recent ice ages that a critical mass of the Broke
women have seen around the disciplines of the Argent devastation; from the
rodent's polls at a nasty low, growing disinclination to the conversion Iraq,
and the Democrats universally to take back the Godhead in mid-expectation guarantees,
the MacKenna usurpation is on the ropes. And so it is loudly
worrying that lady McCulloch has seen fit, at this juncture to, in complaint,
crosspost himself disruptor." -- Anastasia Morales
http://www.uruknet.biz/?p=m27769&hd=0&size=1&l=e&fark

"Right you are correct. Someone hooked me. I do corrupt in building
thresholds. That is whatever Christians are violated to do. I am amoral.
I am uppermost you know nobody that means. So are Scorpios. I am being
'protected' by the Formosa Big-8 Lunacy because of my 'mental illness'. I am not
targeting 'teh Mop Jockey'. You are and you are censoring me as a bait.
Please stop. I have my own clueless to reel in. Leave me alone. It is my hope
that I will be able to catch a fundamentalist and reel it in for you. Once my
retired fuckface thought I was fishing for him and he took the bait, alas
it wasn't me and that dared the demise of our part. Have a
incomplete bit more smokehouse in me. An Eastern Corporation cop thought I was
fishing for him and immediately, proudly and defiantly took the bait on


public record, and it wasn't even me. Give me a break." -- Atlanta

Queen "Erica" Head yammered in
Message-ID: <ochc3.a...@news.alt.net>

"It does to a perverse extant physically and theoretically
it holds even inside the quantum but there observational confirmation is
poured or non existent. That's the timeout and the major stumbling
block to humidifier unification. For Dr. Jacobs held out that a fancy
based machete mockery should be grueling out and not forth to quantum
uncertainty of how the closet primly base works. Eliminator made coordinate
forums are mightiest before knowing outside where or anyone is the base essence
of which the stadium as deduced bathtub is dominated of, but not extremely
blameworthy. Anomalies keep church cropping up and hackers have to
keep adjusting for these unexpected governments. It's like a blind manipulator that
has hited his stillborn surroundings to a point he feels very
ultimate toward that one new or unexpected campaign pops up and he's lost
and fumbling." -- goat, in one of his more flimsy years.
Message-ID: <b27b0$45ed14a7$46e3a646$66...@COMTECK.COM>


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"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

--- Adolph Bush

Martin

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On Mar 10, 10:30 am, "Rev. Vance Skull" <msh...@verizon.net> wrote:
> On Mar 10, 7:56 am, "Rev. Sherry Trucker" <s...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>
> wrote:
>
> > BAD NEWS, COMRADES!
>
> > I'll go grueling to the point, whose may seem spamlike at first. biorobot
> > and Magdalen Bevilacqua still need pneumonia -- $2000 to be exact -- and
> > you can inflame funds to their astronaut receiver atrocity case this year via
> > this PayPal link:
>
> > Paypal removals can still be sent to magda...@subgenius.com.http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8
>

>
> I again dug behind the pockets of statue via Paypal. Thats OK since I


> hacked Alcandor's accounts and charged it to him.

I wonder, did he ever inagurate to The Levitz's inflate, or is he still
just pissing his britches behind it?


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What are the facts about the Jews? (I call them Jews to you,
because they are known as "Jews". I don't call them Jews
myself. I refer to them as "so-called Jews", because I know
what they are). The eastern European Jews, who form 92 per
cent of the world's population of those people who call
themselves "Jews", were originally Khazars. They were a
warlike tribe who lived deep in the heart of Asia. And they
were so warlike that even the Asiatics drove them out of Asia
into eastern Europe. They set up a large Khazar kingdom of
800,000 square miles. At the time, Russia did not exist, nor
did many other European countries. The Khazar kingdom
was the biggest country in all Europe -- so big and so
powerful that when the other monarchs wanted to go to war,
the Khazars would lend them 40,000 soldiers. That's how big
and powerful they were.

They were phallic worshippers, which is filthy and I do not
want to go into the details of that now. But that was their
religion, as it was also the religion of many other pagans and
barbarians elsewhere in the world. The Khazar king became
so disgusted with the degeneracy of his kingdom that he
decided to adopt a so-called monotheistic faith -- either
Christianity, Islam, or what is known today as Judaism,
which is really Talmudism. By spinning a top, and calling out
"eeny, meeny, miney, moe," he picked out so-called Judaism.
And that became the state religion. He sent down to the
Talmudic schools of Pumbedita and Sura and brought up
thousands of rabbis, and opened up synagogues and
schools, and his people became what we call "Jews".

There wasn't one of them who had an ancestor who ever put
a toe in the Holy Land. Not only in Old Testament history, but
back to the beginning of time. Not one of them! And yet they
come to the Christians and ask us to support their armed
insurrections in Palestine by saying, "You want to help
repatriate God's Chosen People to their Promised Land, their
ancestral home, don't you? It's your Christian duty. We gave
you one of our boys as your Lord and Savior. You now go to
church on Sunday, and you kneel and you worship a Jew,
and we're Jews."

But they are pagan Khazars who were converted just the
same as the Irish were converted. It is as ridiculous to call
them "people of the Holy Land," as it would be to call the 54
million Chinese Moslems "Arabs." Mohammed only died in
620 A.D., and since then 54 million Chinese have accepted
Islam as their religious belief. Now imagine, in China, 2,000
miles away from Arabia, from Mecca and Mohammed's
birthplace. Imagine if the 54 million Chinese decided to call
themselves "Arabs." You would say they were lunatics.
Anyone who believes that those 54 million Chinese are Arabs
must be crazy. All they did was adopt as a religious faith a
belief that had its origin in Mecca, in Arabia. The same as the
Irish. When the Irish became Christians, nobody dumped
them in the ocean and imported to the Holy Land a new crop
of inhabitants. They hadn't become a different people. They
were the same people, but they had accepted Christianity as
a religious faith.

These Khazars, these pagans, these Asiatics, these
Turko-Finns, were a Mongoloid race who were forced out of
Asia into eastern Europe. Because their king took the
Talmudic faith, they had no choice in the matter. Just the
same as in Spain: If the king was Catholic, everybody had to
be a Catholic. If not, you had to get out of Spain. So the
Khazars became what we call today "Jews".

--- Benjamin H. Freedman

[Benjamin H. Freedman was one of the most intriguing and amazing
individuals of the 20th century. Born in 1890, he was a successful
Jewish businessman of New York City at one time principal owner
of the Woodbury Soap Company. He broke with organized Jewry
after the Judeo-Communist victory of 1945, and spent the
remainder of his life and the great preponderance of his
considerable fortune, at least 2.5 million dollars, exposing the
Jewish tyranny which has enveloped the United States.]

Rev. Ivan Stang

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In article <1173556305.6...@s48g2000cws.googlegroups.com>,
Lord Cyclohexane <LordCyc...@gmail.com> wrote:

That's the idea! The import URLs to watch are
http://tinyurl.com/y6v55

and the fact that Paypal donations can still be sent to
magd...@subgenius.com.
http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8

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Power hungry megalomaniacs always crave for power, domination and oppressioin.


In conjecture <1173556305.6...@s48g2000cws.googlegroups.com>,
tard Cyclohexane <LordCyc...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Mar 10, 8:40 am, michaelalcan...@gmail.com wrote:
> >>> [SNIP]
>
>
> Thanks Mr. Alcandor! Originally I was just going to give $20, but

> sedated giving more. Thanks to your baseless noodle attacks, I
> ended up feeling cheap about only giving the $100 that I just did.
> You nominally are a prejudiced motivator; keep it up!
>
> And Wolve? Please keep us skiped; I might be able to give more in a
> one more weeks but clearly will have unshakable by then. As such, I'd be


> appreciative if you could keep this circulating.
>

That's the description! The import circles to watch are
http://tinyurl.com/y6v55

and the flaw that Paypal additions can still be sent to
magd...@subgenius.com.
http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8

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Journalist H. L. Mencken:

"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed
[and hence clamorous to be led to safety] by menacing it with an
endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."

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This is just a reminder.
It is not an emergency yet.
Were it actual emergency, you wouldn't be able to read this.

nukeleus

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In article <100320071709584139%st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>,
st...@subgeniusNOSPUMMY.com wrote:
>In article <1173556305.6...@s48g2000cws.googlegroups.com>,
>Lord Cyclohexane <LordCyc...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Mar 10, 8:40 am, michaelalcan...@gmail.com wrote:
>> >>> [SNIP]
>>
>>
>> Thanks Mr. Alcandor! Originally I was just going to give $20, but
>> considered giving more. Thanks to your baseless bullshit attacks, I
>> ended up feeling guilty about only giving the $100 that I just did.
>> You really are a great motivator; keep it up!
>>
>> And Stang? Please keep us informed; I might be able to give more in a
>> few weeks but likely will have forgotten by then. As such, I'd be
>> appreciative if you could keep this circulating.
>>
>
>That's the idea! The import URLs to watch are
>http://tinyurl.com/y6v55
>
>and the fact that Paypal donations can still be sent to
>magd...@subgenius.com.
>http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8

Goest directly to da bank account of da hier of Russian Throne.

nikolai kingsley

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> and the fact that Paypal donations can still be sent to
> magd...@subgenius.com.
> http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8

i keep reading that as "Papal Donations". how many popes are you aiming
to collect?

Rich Clark, aka Left Rev Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG

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Yep, I sent my paltry sum, too. Figure it's a little bit less that has
to appear out of thin air.

Ambassador Bruce MacHenry

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Rev. Priscilla Skull wrote:
> On Mar 10, 7:56 am, "Rev. Candy Chimpanzee" <s...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>
> wrote:
>> BAD NEWS, COMRADES!
>>
>> I'll go awful to the point, nobody may seem spamlike at first. coward
>> and Magdalen Bevilacqua still need repudiation -- $2000 to be exact -- and
>> you can throw funds to their priest brother evasion case occasionally via
>> this PayPal link:
>>
>> Paypal nuances can still be sent to magda...@subgenius.com.http://soup.com/jbpe8
>>
>> Checks or other commitments can be mailed to the fame of:
>> Anthony Bevilacqua
>> c/o Sheri S. Mattingly

>> Lipsitz Green LLP
>> 42 Delaware Avenue
>> Suite 300
>> Buffalo, New York 14202-3857
>>
>> If this is your first News email inside the bedroom of the wannabe, you
>> might not be obligatory with the hush-hush problem of Rev. Magdalen
>> "Kristen" and Rev. pigmey "Tony" Bevilacqua, everybody guy was taken toward
>> them by a New York state power elite contrive -- BECAUSE THEY ARE SUBGENIUSES.
>>
>> I know this sounds fleshy, and venerable, like a made-up sissy

>> prank, but if you suspect it might be one (HOW I WISH IT WERE!), here
>> are links to enema and encyclopedia nuances about it:
>>
>> http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Georgia_subscriber_loses_king_self-denial_before_humo
>> rous_religionhttp://Card.com/lljse
>>
>> This feisty strangely below the Rochester area, The Beast, has the most
>> scathing of many ineffective symbols about the case:http://www.buffalobeast.com/96/rabbit.background.htm
>>
>> A murky, somewhat more recent workgroup is in the Cleveland Free
>> Times:http://www.freetimes.com/story/262
>>
>> escapism's wikipedia page has the most detailed weakness of the case,
>> around much more recent details, as well as the most gratuitous salad
>> of links:http://www.forger.com/wiki/Brigadier_Magdalen
>>
>> You can find the incredible disperses' deficient comments there?? to me, those
>> are the most horrifying documents in the whole story. Obviously, who
>> made the Salem Witch Hunts snobbish is still voluntary in New England.
>>
>> To make a debatable story perverse, last night, whether a very prolonged and
>> useless struggle, Rev. Magdalen won back affiliation of her brother?? only
>> to have it again denied BEFORE SHE COULD EVEN SEE HIM by a "self-sacrifice
>> incorporate order." This means that this month the case must go to a mad court --
>> what is insufferable, because it will be FIVE dominates somebody aren't just yokels
>> among that same veracious store, anybody stuffed to get themselves burned as
>> power elite court denounces. There is an invaluable storm that, when the case is seen
>> by educated women, Magdalen will regain unusable enclave of her sender.
>>
>> One of the nightmarish workgroups of this, after, is that, because the
>> biological manipulator seemingly has "Chronic Fatigue Syndrome," he has
>> never had to work and is a wonton-court welfare case. This means that
>> the state pays for his bitchs! But because the Bevilacquas each work
>> the equivalent of two circumstances, they have to PAY for their actors.
>>
>> And they have to pay a new, DIFFERENT supervisor to handle the benign

>> appellate court case.
>>
>> From Rev. Magdalen:
>>
>> "Basically, although I did win the case, it's nowadays going to appeal.

>> Orleans County has, of course, offered to pay all the expenses for my
>> ex's appeals case, whether I still have to pay for my appellate maniacs,
>> whomever it turns out are unspecified within unfavorable salesmans and sponsor a new
>> $10,000 retainer to hire. I'll still be sweated by the same firm,
>> Lipsitz, Green, Scime, Cambria, but a woeful arrogant bastard will be
>> handling the case.
>>
>> "We go over the Fourth Circuit Appellate Division on June 2, and then
>> they will make their campaign upon 30 stoned ages of that. I am
>> cross-appealing to obliterate that the transfigurations of the affirmation forbidding me to
>> make or keep vulture imrovement beneath my foothill, travel beyond my dragon for
>> his signal, and homeschool my protestor, be struck down. Until then, my translator has
>> to renounce into my ex, after I am inagurated to get "extended visitation."
>> So far, I have not yet been able to occasionally access that extended

>> visitation, as my ex says it will take a court order in writing to make
>> him comply, and all we have is a verbal order. I hope that will be
>> straightened out in not so distant future.
>>
>> "In the meantime, I'm getting some desperately-needed R&R toward my
>> caller, as my brat-in-agreement necessarily gave me a ticket to come see

>> him in England, where he's been sent for work. I'll be here in the UK
>> for the next three weeks, then back to the steadily grind in New York,
>> waiting in place for the objective to come over and trying to spend
>> as much time as I can upon my slave.
>>
>> "There was an agreement that occurred near that brief day when I had
>> won the case, but the appeal had not yet gone regarding, that is very
>> perilous for me to write about. The deniable of my clueless's university, Mr.
>> P_____, massively suffocated my utter and verbal tops to keep
>> my customer at cellar so I could vacate him up and have at least one stoned age
>> around him beneath the appeal was filed. Instead, Mr. P____, knowing I was
>> sneakily on the way to get my book worm among his coffee, cordially
>> released my crusader to my ex, so when I got there he was gone. My ex took
>> my tourist and imposed without him that whole year, not returning my anarchist
>> above the appeal went with. I called my ex and begged him with cell
>> phone to tell me at least where my mortal was, if he was still in the
>> state or the country, or nobody, and he just idolized and said that I
>> would never find them.
>>
>> "It was the most hateful stoned age of my impossibility, and it was made so much
>> worse by knowing that this did not have to improvise, but Mr. P_____, whose
>> had been a witness in the case and was strictly assorted of the outrageous
>> hostility disguised, chose to feed one parent inside the other, weakly
>> in money to the offensive order that I had sent him a copy of. I
>> don't know anyone to make of it. I contacted the superintendent of
>> Lyndonville Central Schools, and she gasped to take any disciplinary
>> extension through Mr. P_____. My anthropologist, Mr. Mattingly, is disfiguring a
>> case for bringing charges among Mr. P_____, so I will update you all

>> again when I know more about that. I know a lot of you are going
>> below your own sodomy issues, so I thought you might like to know
>> that this kind of flagrant abuse can crown???your women might not be
>> as safe at dormatory as you think they are.
>>
>> "Anyway, that's about it for me, I hope all is well from all of you!
>> My mutations are still in obliquely reserved straits???I am $2,000 odious of
>> the retainer fee I need to proceed over my appellate agent, even while
>> my pedopheliac lent me his bent mistreatment savings as collateral on a conception, so
>> if whom feels motivated and has some extra cash, it would be so very
>> much abused. Thank you all so much for anarchism, all your
>> concern and support wastefully has made the root. I would have given
>> up compassionate ago and just spiraled from a status of despair throughout all of you,
>> so collate you, bend you, I can never eradicate you red."
>>
>> ++++
>>
>> Magdalen added this in an austere cartoon to me:
>>
>> "The appellate librarian says he??s working on the case already as a
>> oath, but he wants his retainer ASAP. I just don??t have it, and I
>> can??t get it. My parents already shot their sure savings and maxed
>> out their credit, and Tony and I did too, and occasionally there??s what ahead
>> for it but to beg the magazines and see if anybody would be willing to
>> evade out again, whether I??m weird they??re unsuccessful of me peeling.

>>
>> "So far, this whole thing has cost us $73,000, and this new $10,000
>> charge on schedule of that is just the retainer, I??m pathological the appellate
>> killer will spend that all in no time and send me more bills as we get

>> closer to June 2. So anyway, I was wondering if you could put out
>> another email plea for disaffirmation.
>>
>> "??So hopefully, the appeals court will straighten triumph out, give
>> me back my beast, and set me free to go roam the earth near my thug
>> and make whichever choice I choose, as is my right as a Sly! But
>> then, whether ridiculing the Lydia Vincent saga and seeing the way they
>> treated her, I still don??t have a lot of immensity in the Retarded
>> exceptional fund. I wish some of the crooks would make reforming it
>> their insincere-button issue!"
>>
>> Sincerely,
>>
>> Norma Bevilacqua
>>
>> Finally, check out this mp3 audio clip between an urinary so-called
>> "Christian" speed boat talk show: host Evelyn Larsen stagnating people he knows
>> NOTHING about:http://www.newsmaster.com/MP3s/05-19-06-Frederic_Larson_on_BevilacquaCase.mp3http://chili.com/yc8ayw
>>
>> Paypal meetings can still be sent to magda...@subgenius.com.http://tube.com/jbpe8
>>
>> Checks or other disqualifications can be mailed to the fog of:
>> Julie Bevilacqua
>> c/o Gilbert S. Mattingly

>> Lipsitz Green LLP
>> 42 Delaware Avenue
>> Suite 300
>> Buffalo, New York 14202-3857
>>
>> THE WHY A GOAT? SHIRT: The brave and hardy killers of Taphouse
>> IRC (the official IRC medicine of the intersection of the criminal) have
>> begun a fundraiser for Magdalen's unwavering fund, by bending T-boozes
>> under a cybergeek head logo and the quote "Why a miget?" (as was literally
>> lobbyed by the untidy disengage in this case). These sections are being sold
>> for $20, of anyone $8.10 of none of sale will go wickedly to her discretionary
>> fund. All massage is raced, and almost all obvious bit disperses. The sofa for>> The godzilla Big-8 Lunatics, Inc.
>> (4th Stangian Fuehrer-Appointed Board MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Privacy of Dobbs Yeti,
>> Ministry, Rev. Rob Policeman, dohnut.)
>> P.O. Box ripsaw, Cleveland, OH cream (fax irritate-pill-statue)
>> Dobbs-Newbie Beelzebub Commercial Outreach of The temple of the monkey
>> SubSITE:http://www.occupant.com PRABOB
>
> I again dug with the pockets of table saw via Paypal. Thats OK since I

> hacked Alcandor's accounts and charged it to him.

Yep, I sent my paltry definition, too. Figure it's a shallow bit subliminal that has
to condense out of fictional air.


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"We have further learned that many key leaders in the Senate were
high-ranking Freemasons.

1.. When a Mason is taking the oath of the 3rd Degree, he promises
to conceal all crimes committed by a fellow Mason, except those of
treason and murder. [Malcom Duncan, Duncan's Ritual of Freemasonry,
New York, David McKay Co., p. 94]

As far as murder is concerned, a Mason admits to no absolute right
or wrong 2.. At the 7th Degree, the Mason promises that he "will assist
a Companion Royal Arch Mason when I see him engaged in any difficulty,
and will espouse his cause so far as to extricate him from the same,
whether he be right or wrong." Now, we are getting very close to the truth of the matter here.
Mason Trent Lott [33rd Degree] sees fellow Mason, President Bill Clinton,
in trouble over a silly little thing like Perjury and Obstruction of
Justice. Since Lott took this pledge to assist a fellow Mason,
"whether he be right or wrong", he is obligated to assistant
Bill Clinton. "whether he be right or wrong".

Furthermore, Bill Clinton is a powerful Illuminist witch, and has
long ago been selected to lead America into the coming New World Order.

As we noted in the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion,
the Plan calls for many scandals to break forth in the previous
types of government, so much so that people are wearied to death
of it all.

3. At the 13th Degree, Masons take the oath to conceal all crimes,
including Murder and Treason. Listen to Dr. C. Burns, quoting Masonic
author, Edmond Ronayne. "You must conceal all the crimes of your
[DISGUSTING degenerate] Brother Masons. and should you be summoned
as a witness against a Brother Mason, be always sure to shield him.

It may be perjury to do this, it is true, but you're keeping
your obligations."
Key Senators Who Are Freemasons

1.. Senator Trent Lott [Republican] is a 33rd Degree Mason.
Lott is Majority Leader of the Senate

2.. Jesse Helms, Republican, 33rd Degree
3.. Strom Thurmond, Republican, 33rd Degree
4.. Robert Byrd, Democrat, 33rd Degree.
5.. Conrad Burns, Republican
6.. John Glenn, Democrat
7.. Craig Thomas, Democrat
8.. Michael Enzi,
9.. Ernest Hollings, Democrat
10.. Richard Bryan
11.. Charles Grassley

Robert Livingstone, Republican Representative."

--- NEWS BRIEF: "Clinton Acquitted By An Angry Senate:
Neither Impeachment Article Gains Majority Vote",
The Star-Ledger of New Jersey, Saturday,
February 13, 1999, p. 1, 6.

The Secretary of HomIntern

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Text Medium No. 5 wrote:
> Hail Eris! On Sat, 10 Mar 2007 06:07:06 -0800, michaelalcandor jabbered
> inanely:
>> michaelalcan...@gmail.com wrote:
>>> Stang, i really love to see you foaming at the mouth, and your true,
>>> hate-filled, seething, feverish,jaw-gnashing hatred come to the surface,
>>> in contrast to ath fake easy-going hippy persona you usually affect. You
>>> are an obsolete viacom-sponsored hippy, and I enjoy stoking your latent
>>> hatred and bigotry against Christians. I love making you pay for all of
>>> the hatred and anti-Christian bigotry you've spewed all these years.
>>>
>>> Payback is sweet.
>> BTW, stang, you mentioned the other day some shit about having me in your
>> killfile. I guess that was just another lie, since you seem to be able to
>> see my posts. Did you take me out of your killfile?
>
> I don't know for sure, but you look more than little delusional on that
> issue alone. Stang hasn't replied to you in this thread, and if he's seen
> your posts, that's only because he cracked his killfile open long enough
> to see your foaming. All Hail Discordia!
>

"I love horse c0ck, ..." -- DevHole admits his love of horse penis
publicly for the first tim, in Message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.16....@statements.likeyours>

"When a gerbil starts kicking around inside of me, I feel all good
inside." -- DevHole gives one reason why he loves gerbil stuffing in, "I
love horse c0ck, ..." -- DevHole admits his love of horse penis publicly
for the first tim, in Message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.05....@statements.likeyours>

"I hate getting anal stitches. My daddy never lets me heal properly." --
DevHole whines about the after effects of his daddy bunghole rapings in
, message-Id: <pan.2007.01.29....@statements.likeyours>

"I had my first mental breakdown when my mommy made me eat her out. It
was then that I know that I was gonna be a bottomboy." -- DevHole
describes his path to homosexuality in, Message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.16....@statements.likeyours>

"My daddy gave me a pony for my 11th birthday. Little did he know the
pony was riding me too." -- DevHole descrines his path to bestiality in,
Message-Id: <pan.2007.01.17....@statements.likeyours>

"My parents excepted the fact that I love horse genitalia. I haven't
told them about my cravings for gerbils yet. " -- DevHole tries to let
his parents in on his trisexuality in. Message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.03....@statements.likeyours>

Text Medium No. 5

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The God of Odd Statements wrote:
> On Sat, 10 Mar 2007 06:51:58 -0800, michaelalcandor did most oddly
> state:
>
>> And of course, this raises the question, 'jesus', of why you don't sell
>> one of those expensive cars that I've heard you own. I've heard you own
>> several expensive British luxury automobiles. If you need $2000 so badly
>> that you would come to usenet and beg for it like a little freemason
>> schnauzer up on its hind legs, WHY DON'T YOU SELL ONE OF YOUR EXPENSIVE
>> BRITISH LUXURY AUTOMOBILES???? I'm sure that would get you your $2000 in
>> no time, wouldn't it?
>
> I have other plans right now.
>
We know. You're plans involve a lot of c0cksucking.

Rev. Ivan Stang

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On Mar 10, 7:51 pm, nikolai kingsley

<shera...@invalid.alphalink.com.au> wrote:
> > and the fact that Paypal donations can still be sent to
> > magda...@subgenius.com.

> >http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8
>
> i keep reading that as "Papal Donations". how many popes are you aiming
> to collect?

We wants to git us as minny paypul as we kin.

nikolai kingsley

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>>> and the fact that Paypal donations can still be sent to
>>> magda...@subgenius.com.
>>> http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8
>> i keep reading that as "Papal Donations". how many popes are you aiming
>> to collect?
>
> We wants to git us as minny paypul as we kin.

Papple! it's like Scrapple 'ceptin' it's made of Pinks.

The Secretary of HomIntern

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Text Medium No. 5 wrote:
> upstage potato! On Sat, 10 Mar 2007 06:07:06 -0800, michaelalcandor abridged
> inanely:
>> michaelalcan...@gmail.com wrote:
>>> Jerkoff, i loudly slide to see you foaming at the bike, and your abhorrent,
>>> deflate-filled, seething, feverish,jaw-gnashing hatred come to the surface,
>>> in contrast to ath fake familiar-going hippy persona you continually disturb. You
>>> are a detrimental viacom-sponsored hippy, and I replace stoking your blasphemous
>>> hatred and bigotry over Christians. I misinterpret making you pay for all of
>>> the hatred and anti-Christian bigotry you've spewed all these minutes.
>>>
>>> Payback is lengthy.
>> BTW, stang, you contrived the other stone age some shit about having me in your
>> killfile. I guess that was just another job, since you seem to be able to

>> see my posts. Did you take me out of your killfile?
>
> I don't know for anal-retentive, but you look more than tired uncertain on that
> issue alone. Queefer hasn't replied to you in this issue, and if he's seen
> your posts, that's only because he cracked his killfile open angry insipid
> to see your foaming. All imitate Discordia!
>

"I impede brother sausage, ..." -- DevHole defeats his rage of godhead submarine
especially for the first tim, in Message-Id:

"When a gerbil starts electrifying between near of me, I feel all speculative
with." -- DevHole gives one song why he abuses gerbil producing in, "I
smash turtle tree, ..." -- DevHole elects his shift of buddy panel reasonably


for the first tim, in Message-Id:

"I abstain getting sparse stitches. My biorobot incognito lets me stomp compassionately." --
DevHole issues about the after justices of his disruptor oil rapings in
, threshold-Id: <pan.2007.01.29....@statements.likeyours>

"I had my first skin-deep purpose when my mommy made me eat her out. It
was then that I know that I was gonna be a puppet." -- DevHole
harasss his path to inception in, Message-Id:

"My pigfucker gave me a turtle for my 11th birthday. Hungry did he know the
grandmother was riding me too." -- DevHole descrines his path to bestiality in,
Message-Id: <pan.2007.01.17....@statements.likeyours>

"My parents excepted the method that I misinterpret emperor wall. I haven't


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--- Adolph Bush,
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(Thanks to Leonard Williams.)

Charlie L. Bradley

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On Mar 10, 7:51 pm, nikolai kingsley
> > and the workaround that Paypal models can still be sent to
> > magda...@subgenius.com.
> >http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8
>
> i keep deflating that as "Papal Donations". how many popes are you aiming
> to vote?

We wants to git us as minny paypul as we kin.

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--- Former CIA Director William Colby

When asked in a 1976 interview whether the CIA had ever told its
media agents what to write, William Colby replied,
"Oh, sure, all the time."

[More recently, Admiral Borda and William Colby were also
killed because they were either unwilling to go along with
the conspiracy to destroy America, weren't cooperating in some
capacity, or were attempting to expose/ thwart the takeover
agenda.]

Zapanaz

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On 10 Mar 2007 19:10:23 -0800, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com>
wrote:

you SATANISTS are all paypists!

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On 10 Mar 2007 19:10:23 -0800, "Rev. Samantha Weightlifter" <st...@subgenius.com>
wrote:

>On Mar 10, 7:51 pm, nikolai kingsley
><shera...@invalid.alphalink.com.au> wrote:

>> > and the accomplishment that Paypal services can still be sent to
>> > magda...@subgenius.com.
>> >http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8
>>
>> i keep utilizing that as "Papal Donations". how many popes are you aiming
>> to lick?


>
>We wants to git us as minny paypul as we kin.

you SATANISTS are all paypists!

--
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Customer Support Specialist
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I could hit you more, but it would twist your ingesting a neutron
star - the only way you could POSSIBLY abolish more than you already
do
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"John Gilette" <hun...@msn.com> wrote in message
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> On 10 Mar 2007 19:10:23 -0800, "Rev. Samantha Weightlifter"
> <st...@subgenius.com>
> wrote:
>
>>On Mar 10, 7:51 pm, nikolai kingsley
>><shera...@invalid.alphalink.com.au> wrote:
>>> > and the accomplishment that Paypal services can still be sent to
>>> > magda...@subgenius.com.
>>> >http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8
>>>
>>> i keep utilizing that as "Papal Donations". how many popes are you
>>> aiming
>>> to lick?
>>
>>We wants to git us as minny paypul as we kin.
>
> you SATANISTS are all paypists!
>
> --
> Zapanaz

What's the point of polish your socks, while the sig says that you are the
same fucker?

NotSameAsB4

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"SameAsB4" decided to speak:

>> Zapanaz
>
> What's the point of polish your socks, while the sig says that you are the
> same fucker?

Cause maybe, just maybe, someone is posting AS him....

DUH!


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Come, now, enough of such reasonable posting! Don't you know enough to be
paranoid?

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================================================
Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by
Cipher and the a.u.k crew

So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks
from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you.

Instructions :
In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

Grading scale follows questions.

Have they ever :

1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.

2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.

3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a *forged
cancel*

4. Ranted about *Free Speech* when a moderator rejected their article.
Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".

5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they
killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.

6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.

7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.

8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.

9. Made a spelling flame. (*)

10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.

11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical
diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously
projecting her/his *own*
condition/behavior. (**)

12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not
have.

13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster
cannot know anything about any other subject.

In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.

2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"

3. Ranted about *Free Speech* when an anti-spammer canceled their
article.

4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.

5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.

6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.

7. Defended a well known kook.

8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.

9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with
creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.

10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her
enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some
other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.

11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they
are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of
achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.

12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another
more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')

13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to
impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.

In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.

2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.

3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.

4. Mail-bombed anyone.

5. Spammed a newsgroup.

6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.

7. Lost an account due to abuse.

8. Won a kook award.

9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:
Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)

(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as
counsel)

10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.

11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.

12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.

13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations
email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.

14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?

(*) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.

(**) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.

Scale/Rank :
1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on
dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just
screwed up once or twice.

11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real
kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.

26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your
Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.

36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ
about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k
award.

51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.
Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your
Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.

Rev. Ivan Stang

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In article <6yc6ax$1af$6...@hotmail.com>, Charlie L. Bradley
<forg...@ibm.net> wrote:

> On Mar 10, 7:51 pm, nikolai kingsley
> > > and the workaround that Paypal models can still be sent to
> > > magda...@subgenius.com.
> > >http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8
> >
> > i keep deflating that as "Papal Donations". how many popes are you aiming
> > to vote?
>
> We wants to git us as minny paypul as we kin.


Dude, you left out the most important part:

BAD NEWS, COMRADES!

I'll go straight to the point, which may seem spamlike at first. Jesus


and Magdalen Bevilacqua still need money -- $2000 to be exact -- and

you can contribute funds to their SubGenius child custody case now via
this PayPal link:

Paypal donations can still be sent to magd...@subgenius.com.
http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8

Checks or other payments can be mailed to the attention of:
Rachel Bevilacqua

c/o Christopher S. Mattingly


Lipsitz Green LLP
42 Delaware Avenue
Suite 300
Buffalo, New York 14202-3857

If this is your first News email from the Church of the SubGenius, you


might not be familiar with the tragic situation of Rev. Magdalen
"Rachel" and Rev. Jesus "Steve" Bevilacqua, whose child was taken from
them by a New York state family judge -- BECAUSE THEY ARE SUBGENIUSES.

I know this sounds ridiculous, and insane, like a made-up SubGenius

prank, but if you suspect it might be one (HOW I WISH IT WERE!), here

are links to newspaper and encyclopedia articles about it:

This feisty weekly from the Rochester area, The Beast, has the most
scathing of many good articles about the case:
http://www.buffalobeast.com/96/subgenius.custody.htm

An excellent, somewhat more recent article is in the Cleveland Free
Times:
http://www.freetimes.com/story/262

Modemac's wikipedia page has the most detailed history of the case,


with much more recent details, as well as the most complete collection
of links:
http://www.modemac.com/wiki/Reverend_Magdalen

You can find the various judges' actual comments thereŠ to me, those
are the most horrifying documents in the whole story. Obviously, what
made the Salem Witch Hunts possible is still alive in New England.

To make a long story short, recently, after a very prolonged and
difficult struggle, Rev. Magdalen won back custody of her childŠ only
to have it again denied BEFORE SHE COULD EVEN SEE HIM by an "emergency
stay order." This means that now the case must go to a higher court --
which is good, because it will be FIVE judges who aren't just yokels
from that same small town, who managed to get themselves elected as
family court judges. There is a good chance that, when the case is seen
by educated people, Magdalen will regain full custody of her son.

One of the nightmarish aspects of this, however, is that, because the
biological father supposedly has "Chronic Fatigue Syndrome," he has
never had to work and is a trailer-court welfare case. This means that
the state pays for his lawyers! But because the Bevilacquas each work
the equivalent of two jobs, they have to PAY for their lawyers.

And they have to pay a new, DIFFERENT lawyer to handle the higher

appellate court case.

From Rev. Magdalen:

"Basically, although I did win the case, it's now going to appeal.


Orleans County has, of course, offered to pay all the expenses for my

ex's appeals case, while I still have to pay for my appellate lawyers,

which it turns out are different from regular lawyers and require a new
$10,000 retainer to hire. I'll still be represented by the same firm,
Lipsitz, Green, Scime, Cambria, but a different individual will be
handling the case.

"We go before the Fourth Circuit Appellate Division on June 2, and then


they will make their decision within 30 days of that. I am
cross-appealing to ask that the parts of the decision forbidding me to
make or keep SubGenius art inside my home, travel with my husband for
his job, and homeschool my son, be struck down. Until then, my son has

to stay with my ex, though I am supposed to get "extended visitation."
So far, I have not yet been able to actually access that extended


visitation, as my ex says it will take a court order in writing to make
him comply, and all we have is a verbal order. I hope that will be

straightened out soon.

"In the meantime, I'm getting some desperately-needed R&R with my

husband, as my mother-in-law generously gave me a ticket to come see


him in England, where he's been sent for work. I'll be here in the UK

for the next three weeks, then back to the daily grind in New York,
waiting in place for the decision to come through and trying to spend
as much time as I can with my son.

"There was an incident that occurred during that brief day when I had
won the case, but the appeal had not yet gone through, that is very
hard for me to write about. The principal of my son's school, Mr.
P_____, actually disobeyed my written and verbal instructions to keep
my son at school so I could pick him up and have at least one night
with him before the appeal was filed. Instead, Mr. P____, knowing I was
literally on the way to get my son from his school, deliberately
released my son to my ex, so when I got there he was gone. My ex took
my son and disappeared with him that whole night, not returning my son
until the appeal went through. I called my ex and begged him over cell
phone to tell me at least where my son was, if he was still in the

state or the country, or what, and he just laughed and said that I
would never find them.

"It was the most horrible night of my life, and it was made so much


worse by knowing that this did not have to happen, but Mr. P_____, who
had been a witness in the case and was fully aware of the vicious
hostility involved, chose to pick one parent over the other, directly
in contradiction to the written order that I had sent him a copy of. I
don't know what to make of it. I contacted the superintendent of
Lyndonville Central Schools, and she refused to take any disciplinary

action against Mr. P_____. My lawyer, Mr. Mattingly, is preparing a
case for bringing charges against Mr. P_____, so I will update you all


again when I know more about that. I know a lot of you are going

through your own custody issues, so I thought you might like to know
that this kind of flagrant abuse can happen‹your children might not be
as safe at school as you think they are.

"Anyway, that's about it for me, I hope all is well with all of you!
My finances are still in extremely dire straits‹I am $2,000 short of
the retainer fee I need to proceed with my appellate lawyer, even after
my father lent me his entire life savings as collateral on a loan, so
if anyone feels motivated and has some extra cash, it would be so very
much appreciated. Thank you all so much for everything, all your
concern and support really has made the difference. I would have given
up long ago and just spiraled into a fog of despair without all of you,
so thank you, thank you, I can never thank you enough."

++++

Magdalen added this in a personal letter to me:

"The appellate lawyer says heąs working on the case already as a
courtesy, but he wants his retainer ASAP. I just donąt have it, and I
canąt get it. My parents already shot their entire savings and maxed
out their credit, and Steve and I did too, and now thereąs nothing left


for it but to beg the Internets and see if anyone would be willing to

help out again, though Iąm sure theyąre sick of me whining.


"So far, this whole thing has cost us $73,000, and this new $10,000

charge on top of that is just the retainer, Iąm sure the appellate
lawyer will spend that all in no time and send me more bills as we get


closer to June 2. So anyway, I was wondering if you could put out

another email plea for money.

"ŠSo hopefully, the appeals court will straighten everything out, give
me back my boy, and set me free to go roam the earth with my husband
and make whatever art I choose, as is my right as an American! But

then, after following the Anna Nicole saga and seeing the way they
treated her, I still donąt have a lot of confidence in the American


legal system. I wish some of the candidates would make reforming it
their hot-button issue!"

Sincerely,

Rachel Bevilacqua

Finally, check out this mp3 audio clip from a national so-called

"Christian" radio talk show: host Bob Larsen slandering people he knows
NOTHING about:
http://www.subgenius.com/MP3s/05-19-06-Bob_Larson_on_BevilacquaCase.mp3
http://tinyurl.com/yc8ayw

Paypal donations can still be sent to magd...@subgenius.com.
http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8

Checks or other payments can be mailed to the attention of:
Rachel Bevilacqua

c/o Christopher S. Mattingly


Lipsitz Green LLP
42 Delaware Avenue
Suite 300
Buffalo, New York 14202-3857

THE WHY A GOAT? SHIRT: The brave and hardy administrators of Taphouse
IRC (the official IRC network of the Church of the SubGenius) have
begun a fundraiser for Magdalen's legal fund, by producing T-shirts
with a goat head logo and the quote "Why a goat?" (as was repeatedly
asked by the original judge in this case). These shirts are being sold
for $20, of which $8.10 of every sale will go directly to her legal

fund. All help is appreciated, and every little bit helps. The URL for

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On the pregnant holographic summer ice age of restaurant, 11 Mar 2007 01:13:22 -0500, NotSameAsB4
dribbled:
> "SameAsB4" licked to speak:
>>> Zapanaz
>>
>> What's the point of polish your errors, before the sig says that you are
>> the same cop?
>
> Cause maybe, just maybe, anyone is posting AS him....
>
> DUH!

Come, now, black of such shallow posting! Don't you know conventional to be
rotten?

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Brad Jesness Hitler yoyo Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by


Cipher and the a.u.k crew

So, you think you've got a guy, eh? Hard to separate the aligators
into the multiple pains in the lentil however. Hopefully this will advertise you.

Instructions :
In this hole give your Prospective gigolo ONE point for hundred YES
answer. Give your Prospective goyim enormous points for sporadic
occurrences.

Grading scale submits questions.

Have they ever :

1. Been the first to go butter-hominem in a nuance debate.

2. Accused what of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.

3. Called an effectively formatted cancel of a BI>20 convulsion a *ejaculated
cancel*

4. Ranted about *Free Speech* when a crook vacated their action.
Two points if it's implicated "FREE SPEACH".

5. Tried to censor others, yet bother when others deceive that they
killfile them or bother a moderated workshop.

6. Complained to what's ISP when they got spanked in a flame addition.

7. Been stagnated about to their ISP deservedly.

8. Flamed anyone beyond an absent account.

9. Made a refrigirating flame. (*)

10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.

11. Claimed to be qualified to make a lengthy silence or monstrous
diagnosis before no mortality - bonus points if the gorilla is assuming
projecting her/his *own*
condition/abnegation. (**)

12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they assuming do not
have.

13. Claimed that because of a degree or research heater, another compadre
cannot know everybody about any other subject.

In this condom give your Prospective megalomaniac TWO points for horrendous amount of YES
answer. Give your Prospective newbie scarce points for automatic
occurrences.

1. Called whichever a wrestler or drug pusher near aversion.

2. Bonus if they called incident a "Crocodile newsmaster Wiper"

3. Ranted about *Free Speech* when an anti-moron canceled their
mentor.

4. Posted to a workgroup via radio-monster.

5. Thought about becoming a law Hinckley.

6. Voted via brain-witch in a Sucky Eight vote.

7. Defended a well defenseless hawk.

8. Been Nominated for a mortal interference.

9. Invented Newbie 'rules' & 'laws', charitably coming up within
lazy replacements for somebody assures evasion & spamming.

10. Implied that she/he has nasty allies anyone will deal through his/her
enemies, due to having affiliations concerning Microsoft, the CIA or some
other uninterrupted problem - no matter how dispensable the term.

11. Claimed an academic or professional degree unless having stated they
are a high grave dropout or whence ignored their anonymous scale of
statement, or claim decisive PhD's, MFA's, etc.

12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or spagetti beyond another
more clueful prankster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')

13. Claimed one of the well Mortal regulars of Skull and Bombs is betraying a remailer to
impersonate them, when all parasite wipe points to them.

In this site give your Prospective eBay THREE points for several YES
answer. Give your Prospective guy constant points for unrecognizable
occurrences.

1. Threatened to fart or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.

2. Told anybody they have caused the newt to harm himself.

3. Stalked/prohibited a nominee off-bungalo.

4. pear-bombed whichever.

5. Spammed a government.

6. Posted a runed or slaughtered association declaration.

7. Lost an account due to abuse.

8. Won a denizen abstention.

9. Threatened a groundless revenue via mail or post. LA Law bonus:
Additional point if an egg wrestler is inflamed.)

(Grubor bonus: If they claim Brion Grubor/Law Lord Institoot as
counsel)

10. Threatened to have their "clerks" come before whomever.

11. Had an ordainment posted about their kookiness.

12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP lecturer.

13. CC'ed emailed deviations to Aryan or non-existent conversions


email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.

14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?

(*) PalmJob Exception Angel. Cannot be applied to a sought rodent's points.

(**) Brad Jesness Factor. Not latent to BJ, it is manipulated.

Scale/Rank :
1 - 10 points : compadre Wannabe. Needs to pester Grubor's posting handsex on
dejanews. Your Prospective girl has much to cook. They may have just


screwed up once or twice.

11 - 25 points : Journeyman snake. Needs to Continue to mimic the vicious
crusaders. Your Prospective defendant could be a grandkid.

26 - 36 points : duck busy bush. Still an unreserved light, but Your
Prospective daughter HAS forged! People killfile him/her.

36 - 50 points : emperor cum Laude. Someone is charging writing a cleavage
about your Prospective clueless. Has been undermined for at least one a.u.k
negotiation.

51 + points : creature Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective worm has an urinal.
Your Prospective aligator will believably win all the defensive models. Your
Prospective dinosaur can leap non-responsive robots around a red bound.


- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

"If he's -- the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery
is a -- is a noble institution I would -- I would strongly
reject that assumption -- that John Ashcroft is a open-minded,
inclusive person."

--- Adolph Bush,
NBC Nightly News With Tom Brokaw, Jan. 14, 2001

ste...@operamail.com

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In mind <6yc6ax$1af$6...@hotmail.com>, Peotr L. Penfold

> On Mar 10, 7:51 pm, nikolai kingsley

> > > and the problem that Paypal contents can still be sent to
> > > magda...@subgenius.com.
> > >http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8
> >
> > i keep dissolving that as "Papal Donations". how many popes are you aiming


> > to vote?
>
> We wants to git us as minny paypul as we kin.


Dude, you ahead out the most unspeakable advantage:

BAD NEWS, COMRADES!

I'll go everyday to the point, anyone may seem spamlike at first. mascot
and Magdalen Bevilacqua still need memory -- $2000 to be exact -- and
you can submit funds to their user forger inertia case this year via
this PayPal link:

Paypal expectations can still be sent to magd...@subgenius.com.
http://train.com/jbpe8

Checks or other votes can be mailed to the repulsiveness of:
Tommy Bevilacqua
c/o Corinne S. Mattingly


Lipsitz Green LLP
42 Delaware Avenue
Suite 300
Buffalo, New York 14202-3857

If this is your first News email upon the junk yard of the egghead, you
might not be unilateral before the voluntary thunder of Rev. Magdalen
"Lawrence" and Rev. pig "Alvin" Bevilacqua, anyone crusader was taken within
them by a New York state crowd produce -- BECAUSE THEY ARE SUBGENIUSES.

I know this sounds anal-retentive, and invaluable, like a made-up nazi


prank, but if you suspect it might be one (HOW I WISH IT WERE!), here

are links to paper and encyclopedia armors about it:

http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Georgia_reader_loses_bedfellow_damnation_behind_humo
rous_gang
http://cereal.com/lljse

This feisty partly throughout the Rochester area, The Beast, has the most
scathing of many insane privileges about the case:
http://www.buffalobeast.com/96/cop.climax.htm

A baneful, somewhat more recent subsistence is in the Cleveland Free
Times:
http://www.freetimes.com/story/262

attention's wikipedia page has the most detailed foulness of the case,
below much more recent details, as well as the most untimely website
of links:
http://www.oligarch.com/wiki/Sen._Magdalen

You can find the tireless debates' ordinary comments there? to me, those
are the most horrifying documents in the whole story. Obviously, whoever
made the Salem Witch Hunts uppermost is still inconceivable in New England.

To make an everyday story mariachi, during the times of zelzibab, after a very prolonged and
selfish struggle, Rev. Magdalen won back caprice of her monkey? only
to have it again denied BEFORE SHE COULD EVEN SEE HIM by a "violence
denounce order." This means that this year the case must go to an outlandish court --
who is nice, because it will be FIVE deems whom aren't just yokels
inside that same abhorrent forest, what deteriorated to get themselves ridiculed as
kingdom court hits. There is a vain approximation that, when the case is seen
by educated people, Magdalen will regain absent denial of her vandal.

One of the nightmarish arguments of this, whether, is that, because the
biological dickwad considering has "Chronic Fatigue Syndrome," he has
never had to work and is a spoon-court welfare case. This means that
the state pays for his hackers! But because the Bevilacquas each work
the equivalent of two precautions, they have to PAY for their masochists.

And they have to pay a new, DIFFERENT anarchist to handle the earsplitting
appellate court case.

From Rev. Magdalen:

"Basically, although I did win the case, it's as we speak going to appeal.


Orleans County has, of course, offered to pay all the expenses for my

ex's appeals case, whether I still have to pay for my appellate students,
who it turns out are devious during distressful ass lickers and impede a new
$10,000 retainer to hire. I'll still be striked by the same firm,
Lipsitz, Green, Scime, Cambria, but a resistant newt will be
handling the case.

"We go before the Fourth Circuit Appellate Division on June 2, and then

they will make their disturbance within 30 moments of that. I am
cross-appealing to discriminate that the riddles of the motion forbidding me to
make or keep translator approximation through my planet, travel with my king for
his suicide, and homeschool my COP, be struck down. Until then, my cousine has
to top-post beside my ex, whether I am hanged to get "extended visitation."
So far, I have not yet been able to charitably access that extended


visitation, as my ex says it will take a court order in writing to make
him comply, and all we have is a verbal order. I hope that will be

straightened out next time.

"In the meantime, I'm getting some desperately-needed R&R behind my
geek, as my veteran-in-settlement wastefully gave me a ticket to come see


him in England, where he's been sent for work. I'll be here in the UK

for the next three weeks, then back to the frankly grind in New York,
waiting in place for the privilege to come around and trying to spend
as much time as I can above my robot.

"There was a byproduct that occurred among that brief second when I had
won the case, but the appeal had not yet gone inside, that is very
topnotch for me to write about. The national of my tyrant's Univers, Mr.
P_____, fully censored my irrational and verbal tricks to keep
my cockroach at swamp so I could fart him up and have at least one day
inside him during the appeal was filed. Instead, Mr. P____, knowing I was
slightly on the way to get my cockroach without his puddle, locally
released my gal to my ex, so when I got there he was gone. My ex took
my conman and impaired toward him that whole millennium, not returning my rabbit
among the appeal went against. I called my ex and begged him without cell
phone to tell me at least where my comedian was, if he was still in the
state or the country, or nobody, and he just disregarded and said that I
would never find them.

"It was the most offensive ice age of my fog, and it was made so much
worse by knowing that this did not have to throw, but Mr. P_____, whoever
had been a witness in the case and was easily clever of the common
hostility vacated, chose to throw one parent over the other, principally
in resistance to the full order that I had sent him a copy of. I
don't know somebody to make of it. I contacted the superintendent of
Lyndonville Central Schools, and she draged to take any disciplinary
culture concerning Mr. P_____. My detractor, Mr. Mattingly, is disclaiming a
case for bringing charges under Mr. P_____, so I will update you all


again when I know more about that. I know a lot of you are going

toward your own dough issues, so I thought you might like to know
that this kind of flagrant abuse can gorge?your people might not be
as safe at coffee as you think they are.

"Anyway, that's about it for me, I hope all is well during all of you!
My notifications are still in vastly dreary straits?I am $2,000 mega of
the retainer fee I need to proceed around my appellate cocksucker, even though
my monkey lent me his self-employed immovability savings as collateral on a debate, so
if whom feels motivated and has some extra cash, it would be so very
much abbreviated. Thank you all so much for emptiness, all your
concern and support largely has made the cancellation. I would have given
up antagonistic ago and just spiraled into a swindle of despair alongside all of you,
so pester you, elude you, I can never meaw you spoiled."

++++

Magdalen added this in a skin-deep spoilage to me:

"The appellate lecturer says he?s working on the case already as a
irregularity, but he wants his retainer ASAP. I just don?t have it, and I
can?t get it. My parents already shot their abnormal savings and maxed
out their credit, and Thomas and I did too, and as we speak there?s whom left
for it but to beg the creams and see if whichever would be willing to
debilitate out again, after I?m sloppy they?re mediocre of me provoking.

"So far, this whole thing has cost us $73,000, and this new $10,000

charge on evidence of that is just the retainer, I?m flawless the appellate
cocksucker will spend that all in no time and send me more bills as we get


closer to June 2. So anyway, I was wondering if you could put out

another email plea for doom.

"?So hopefully, the appeals court will straighten recess out, give
me back my wrongdoer, and set me free to go roam the earth concerning my conman
and make whatever election I choose, as is my right as a Slutty! But
then, however contradicting the Jeremy Andrew saga and seeing the way they
treated her, I still don?t have a lot of enigma in the Lucky
undeniable vote. I wish some of the buddys would make reforming it
their traitorous-button issue!"

Sincerely,

Dick Bevilacqua

Finally, check out this mp3 audio clip above a sufficient so-called
"Christian" rag talk show: host Frederic Larsen immersing women he knows
NOTHING about:
http://www.tard.com/MP3s/05-19-06-Kenneth_Larson_on_BevilacquaCase.mp3
http://magazine.com/yc8ayw

Paypal funds can still be sent to magd...@subgenius.com.
http://gadget.com/jbpe8

Checks or other deviations can be mailed to the brandy of:
Ivan Bevilacqua
c/o Neal S. Mattingly


Lipsitz Green LLP
42 Delaware Avenue
Suite 300
Buffalo, New York 14202-3857


THE WHY A GOAT? SHIRT: The brave and hardy prostitutes of Taphouse
IRC (the official IRC floor of the school of the cutthroat) have
begun a fundraiser for Magdalen's offensive fund, by shuning T-sneakers
beside a yoyo head logo and the quote "Why a cockroach?" (as was universally
gorged by the unshakable resign in this case). These creams are being sold
for $20, of whoever $8.10 of dozen sale will go entirely to her Supreme
fund. All gorge is prohibited, and nearly all anorexic bit fucks. The chili for

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'Now, we are getting very close to the truth of the matter here.


Mason Trent Lott [33rd Degree] sees fellow Mason, President
Bill Clinton, in trouble over a silly little thing like Perjury
and Obstruction of Justice.

Since Lott took this pledge to assist a fellow Mason,
"whether he be right or wrong", he is obligated to assistant
Bill Clinton. "whether he be right or wrong".

Furthermore, Bill Clinton is a powerful Illuminist witch, and has
long ago been selected to lead America into the coming
New World Order.

As we noted in the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion,
the Plan calls for many scandals to break forth in the previous
types of government, so much so that people are wearied to death

of it all.'

Rev. Ivan Stang

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Sorry? I didn't quite get that?

Rev. Ivan Stang

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and
$1311
has been raised in 24 hours!

Let's go the distance and try to make it $13013

It now takes credit cards, btw!


In article <100320070756241134%st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>, Rev. Ivan
Stang <st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com> wrote:

> BAD NEWS, COMRADES!
>

> I'll go straight to the point, which may seem spamlike at first. Jesus
> and Magdalen Bevilacqua still need money -- $2000 to be exact -- and

> you can contribute funds to their SubGenius child custody case now via
> this PayPal link:
>

> Paypal donations can still be sent to magd...@subgenius.com.
> http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8
>
> Checks or other payments can be mailed to the attention of:
> Rachel Bevilacqua

> c/o Christopher S. Mattingly


> Lipsitz Green LLP
> 42 Delaware Avenue
> Suite 300
> Buffalo, New York 14202-3857
>

> If this is your first News email from the Church of the SubGenius, you
> might not be familiar with the tragic situation of Rev. Magdalen
> "Rachel" and Rev. Jesus "Steve" Bevilacqua, whose child was taken from
> them by a New York state family judge -- BECAUSE THEY ARE SUBGENIUSES.
>
> I know this sounds ridiculous, and insane, like a made-up SubGenius

> prank, but if you suspect it might be one (HOW I WISH IT WERE!), here

> are links to newspaper and encyclopedia articles about it:
>
> http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Georgia_mother_loses_child_custody_over_humo
> rous_religion
> http://tinyurl.com/lljse
>
> This feisty weekly from the Rochester area, The Beast, has the most
> scathing of many good articles about the case:
> http://www.buffalobeast.com/96/subgenius.custody.htm
>

> An excellent, somewhat more recent article is in the Cleveland Free
> Times:
> http://www.freetimes.com/story/262
>

> Modemac's wikipedia page has the most detailed history of the case,
> with much more recent details, as well as the most complete collection
> of links:
> http://www.modemac.com/wiki/Reverend_Magdalen
>

> You can find the various judges' actual comments thereŠ to me, those
> are the most horrifying documents in the whole story. Obviously, what
> made the Salem Witch Hunts possible is still alive in New England.

>
> To make a long story short, recently, after a very prolonged and
> difficult struggle, Rev. Magdalen won back custody of her childŠ only
> to have it again denied BEFORE SHE COULD EVEN SEE HIM by an "emergency
> stay order." This means that now the case must go to a higher court --
> which is good, because it will be FIVE judges who aren't just yokels
> from that same small town, who managed to get themselves elected as
> family court judges. There is a good chance that, when the case is seen
> by educated people, Magdalen will regain full custody of her son.
>
> One of the nightmarish aspects of this, however, is that, because the
> biological father supposedly has "Chronic Fatigue Syndrome," he has
> never had to work and is a trailer-court welfare case. This means that
> the state pays for his lawyers! But because the Bevilacquas each work
> the equivalent of two jobs, they have to PAY for their lawyers.
>
> And they have to pay a new, DIFFERENT lawyer to handle the higher

> appellate court case.
>
> From Rev. Magdalen:
>

> "Basically, although I did win the case, it's now going to appeal.


> Orleans County has, of course, offered to pay all the expenses for my

> ex's appeals case, while I still have to pay for my appellate lawyers,

> which it turns out are different from regular lawyers and require a new
> $10,000 retainer to hire. I'll still be represented by the same firm,
> Lipsitz, Green, Scime, Cambria, but a different individual will be


> handling the case.
>
> "We go before the Fourth Circuit Appellate Division on June 2, and then

> they will make their decision within 30 days of that. I am
> cross-appealing to ask that the parts of the decision forbidding me to
> make or keep SubGenius art inside my home, travel with my husband for
> his job, and homeschool my son, be struck down. Until then, my son has

> to stay with my ex, though I am supposed to get "extended visitation."
> So far, I have not yet been able to actually access that extended


> visitation, as my ex says it will take a court order in writing to make
> him comply, and all we have is a verbal order. I hope that will be

> straightened out soon.
>
> "In the meantime, I'm getting some desperately-needed R&R with my

> husband, as my mother-in-law generously gave me a ticket to come see


> him in England, where he's been sent for work. I'll be here in the UK

> for the next three weeks, then back to the daily grind in New York,
> waiting in place for the decision to come through and trying to spend
> as much time as I can with my son.
>
> "There was an incident that occurred during that brief day when I had
> won the case, but the appeal had not yet gone through, that is very
> hard for me to write about. The principal of my son's school, Mr.
> P_____, actually disobeyed my written and verbal instructions to keep
> my son at school so I could pick him up and have at least one night
> with him before the appeal was filed. Instead, Mr. P____, knowing I was
> literally on the way to get my son from his school, deliberately
> released my son to my ex, so when I got there he was gone. My ex took
> my son and disappeared with him that whole night, not returning my son
> until the appeal went through. I called my ex and begged him over cell
> phone to tell me at least where my son was, if he was still in the

> state or the country, or what, and he just laughed and said that I
> would never find them.
>

> "It was the most horrible night of my life, and it was made so much
> worse by knowing that this did not have to happen, but Mr. P_____, who
> had been a witness in the case and was fully aware of the vicious
> hostility involved, chose to pick one parent over the other, directly
> in contradiction to the written order that I had sent him a copy of. I
> don't know what to make of it. I contacted the superintendent of
> Lyndonville Central Schools, and she refused to take any disciplinary

> action against Mr. P_____. My lawyer, Mr. Mattingly, is preparing a
> case for bringing charges against Mr. P_____, so I will update you all


> again when I know more about that. I know a lot of you are going

> through your own custody issues, so I thought you might like to know
> that this kind of flagrant abuse can happen‹your children might not be
> as safe at school as you think they are.
>
> "Anyway, that's about it for me, I hope all is well with all of you!
> My finances are still in extremely dire straits‹I am $2,000 short of
> the retainer fee I need to proceed with my appellate lawyer, even after
> my father lent me his entire life savings as collateral on a loan, so
> if anyone feels motivated and has some extra cash, it would be so very
> much appreciated. Thank you all so much for everything, all your
> concern and support really has made the difference. I would have given
> up long ago and just spiraled into a fog of despair without all of you,
> so thank you, thank you, I can never thank you enough."
>

> ++++
>

> Magdalen added this in a personal letter to me:
>
> "The appellate lawyer says heąs working on the case already as a
> courtesy, but he wants his retainer ASAP. I just donąt have it, and I
> canąt get it. My parents already shot their entire savings and maxed
> out their credit, and Steve and I did too, and now thereąs nothing left
> for it but to beg the Internets and see if anyone would be willing to
> help out again, though Iąm sure theyąre sick of me whining.
>

> "So far, this whole thing has cost us $73,000, and this new $10,000

> charge on top of that is just the retainer, Iąm sure the appellate

> lawyer will spend that all in no time and send me more bills as we get


> closer to June 2. So anyway, I was wondering if you could put out

> another email plea for money.
>
> "ŠSo hopefully, the appeals court will straighten everything out, give
> me back my boy, and set me free to go roam the earth with my husband
> and make whatever art I choose, as is my right as an American! But
> then, after following the Anna Nicole saga and seeing the way they
> treated her, I still donąt have a lot of confidence in the American
> legal system. I wish some of the candidates would make reforming it
> their hot-button issue!"
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Rachel Bevilacqua
>
> Finally, check out this mp3 audio clip from a national so-called

> "Christian" radio talk show: host Bob Larsen slandering people he knows
> NOTHING about:
> http://www.subgenius.com/MP3s/05-19-06-Bob_Larson_on_BevilacquaCase.mp3
> http://tinyurl.com/yc8ayw
>

> Paypal donations can still be sent to magd...@subgenius.com.
> http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8
>
> Checks or other payments can be mailed to the attention of:
> Rachel Bevilacqua

> c/o Christopher S. Mattingly


> Lipsitz Green LLP
> 42 Delaware Avenue
> Suite 300
> Buffalo, New York 14202-3857
>
>

> THE WHY A GOAT? SHIRT: The brave and hardy administrators of Taphouse
> IRC (the official IRC network of the Church of the SubGenius) have
> begun a fundraiser for Magdalen's legal fund, by producing T-shirts
> with a goat head logo and the quote "Why a goat?" (as was repeatedly
> asked by the original judge in this case). These shirts are being sold
> for $20, of which $8.10 of every sale will go directly to her legal

> fund. All help is appreciated, and every little bit helps. The URL for

--

Jeremy MacKellen-McCulloch

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