It's Funny How Incredibly Insecure They All Are
Rev. Ivan Stang
Think there's a connection? I sure do.
Pisces
> The ones with delusions of grandeur, I mean.
>
> Think there's a connection? I sure do.
I feel bad, I love to push on them so, to watch them squirm and spit.
I love to poke them and prod on them while they scream out
affirmations in an effort to provide bouyancy to their ever sinking
spirits. I love to let the air right out of their pretty little
balloons.
Thank goodness for the divine excuse so I don't feel too bad.
Rev.Dr. LoBotomy
> The ones with delusions of grandeur, I mean.
>
> Think there's a connection? I sure do.
"Bob"'s like kook flypaper.
Rev. Susie the Floozie
>
> Think there's a connection? I sure do.
Especially the one who's having delusions of GLANDeur.
Rev.Dr. LoBotomy
I only feel bad when under the influence of my other Shordurpersav who
requires unreasonably high ethical standards.
Rev. Exo-Skeletal ScalPlan
wrote:
Lets grandiosely blow the balloon of your overblown requirements so
you feel good!
Rev. Back It On Up 13
wrote:
> On Nov 12, 5:14 pm, "Rev.Dr. LoBotomy" <e...@NOSEPAMdrlobotomy.net>
> wrote:
>
> > On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:09:22 -0800, Pisces wrote:
> > > On Nov 12, 5:02 pm, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
> > >> The ones with delusions of grandeur, I mean.
>
> > >> Think there's a connection? I sure do.
>
> > > I feel bad, I love to push on them so, to watch them squirm and spit. I
> > > love to poke them and prod on them while they scream out affirmations in
> > > an effort to provide bouyancy to their ever sinking spirits. I love to
> > > let the air right out of their pretty little balloons.
>
> > > Thank goodness for the divine excuse so I don't feel too bad.
>
> > I only feel bad when under the influence of my other Shordurpersav who
> > requires unreasonably high ethical standards.
>
> Lets grandiosely blow the balloon of your overblown requirements so
> you feel good!
Surprisingly, horses are excellent swimmers!
Pisces
Thats how they make it to Assateague Island
RastaBillyBob
And elephants, too!
Rev.Dr. LoBotomy
But surprisingly *not* Hippos, at least that's what I hear...
Pisces
Except there are pachydermata on Assateague Island, but not
pachydermata like the Elephant.
PaterNostril
>
> Think there's a connection? I sure do.
I think it's the drugs.
Jonathon Barbera
I am reminded of the Wizard from the Wizard of Oz having to hide
behind a curtain while projecting a false face to the visiting public.
Rev. Ivan Stang
wrote:
I wonder what drew you to this thread.
Zapanaz
If you put a squirrel in a blender with some vodka and daquiri mix,
you can have a tasty drink!
--
Zapanaz
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the last security patch for the buffer overflow apparently overflew the buffer
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Zapanaz
I trolled alt.religion.scientology and called barbara schwarz a
hideous fag-hag.
I thought more of them would come and Teach Us a Lesson.
--
Zapanaz
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My definition of a true subgenius is a salmon who realizes that all
the pussy is actually DOWN stream.
- ME
Zapanaz
Because he didn't want people to know that, in reality, he was a
fucking dumbass.
Perfect analogy, Jonathon, thank you.
Jonathon Barbera
<st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
>On Nov 12, 6:09�pm, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net>
>wrote:
>> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:02:37 -0800 (PST), "Rev. Ivan Stang"
>>
>> <st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
>> >The ones with delusions of grandeur, I mean.
>>
>> >Think there's a connection? I sure do.
>>
>> I am reminded of the Wizard from the Wizard of Oz having to hide
>> behind a curtain while projecting a false face to the visiting public.
>
>I wonder what drew you to this thread.
I assumed you were going to finally reveal your own insecurity.
"Rev. Ivan Stang" is the Wizard whereas Doug is the scared little man
hiding behind the curtain.
It is okay to be yourself.
Jonathon Barbera
<http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
>Rev. Ivan Stang hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
>Thunder crashed, Rev. Ivan Stang laughed madly, then wrote:
>
>>On Nov 12, 6:09�pm, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net>
>>wrote:
>>> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:02:37 -0800 (PST), "Rev. Ivan Stang"
>>>
>>> <st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
>>> >The ones with delusions of grandeur, I mean.
>>>
>>> >Think there's a connection? I sure do.
>>>
>>> I am reminded of the Wizard from the Wizard of Oz having to hide
>>> behind a curtain while projecting a false face to the visiting public.
>>
>>I wonder what drew you to this thread.
>
>I trolled alt.religion.scientology and called barbara schwarz a
>hideous fag-hag.
>
>I thought more of them would come and Teach Us a Lesson.
Your remark is illogical.
The majority of ars posters are enemies of Barbara Schwarz and defame
her regularly.
If going into someone else's yard and kicking the "underdog" of the
group is entertainment to you, then I pity you a bit.
Doc Martian took the other approach. He went into your yard and began
kicking around the top dogs. Now everyone is yelping and whining.
Jonathon Barbera
<http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
>Jonathon Barbera hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
>Thunder crashed, Jonathon Barbera laughed madly, then wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:02:37 -0800 (PST), "Rev. Ivan Stang"
>><st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
>>
>>>The ones with delusions of grandeur, I mean.
>>>
>>>Think there's a connection? I sure do.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>>I am reminded of the Wizard from the Wizard of Oz having to hide
>>behind a curtain while projecting a false face to the visiting public.
>
>Because he didn't want people to know that, in reality, he was a
>fucking dumbass.
>
>
>Perfect analogy, Jonathon, thank you.
You duplicated my communication exactly.
Zapanaz
Then why did you come here recently?
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Zapanaz
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I've got a pair of balls so huge, it's got a
pair of smaller balls orbiting around it like moons.
- Rev. Back It On Up 13
:: Currently listening to Guhyasamaja Tantra. Chapter II, 1474, by The Gyuto Monks, from "Tibetan Tantric Choir"
Zapanaz
Because Ivan Stang is a fictional persona, and the Wizard of Oz is a
fictional persona, they must be exactly the same in all ways.
--
Zapanaz
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It is easier to yell about something happening on the other side of the planet than to do something about your own neighborhood.
- nenslo
Zapanaz
Thunder crashed, Jonathon Barbera laughed madly, then wrote:
>On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:58:08 -0800, Zapanaz
><http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
>
>>Jonathon Barbera hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
>>Thunder crashed, Jonathon Barbera laughed madly, then wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:02:37 -0800 (PST), "Rev. Ivan Stang"
>>><st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>The ones with delusions of grandeur, I mean.
>>>>
>>>>Think there's a connection? I sure do.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>I am reminded of the Wizard from the Wizard of Oz having to hide
>>>behind a curtain while projecting a false face to the visiting public.
>>
>>Because he didn't want people to know that, in reality, he was a
>>fucking dumbass.
>>
>>
>>Perfect analogy, Jonathon, thank you.
>
>
>You duplicated my communication exactly.
My point was that I think Doc Martian presents himself the way he does
because he's a fucking dumbass.
You seem to be attributing more meaning and intelligence to his
motives than I think actually is there.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
It's normal to get a little death-laughter, but Karl was laughing
hysterically, and his eyes were wide open and he could maintain a
conversation with you
Jonathon Barbera
Jonathon Barbera
<http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
>Jonathon Barbera hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
>Thunder crashed, Jonathon Barbera laughed madly, then wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:29:05 -0800 (PST), "Rev. Ivan Stang"
>><st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Nov 12, 6:09�pm, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net>
>>>wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:02:37 -0800 (PST), "Rev. Ivan Stang"
>>>>
>>>> <st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
>>>> >The ones with delusions of grandeur, I mean.
>>>>
>>>> >Think there's a connection? I sure do.
>>>>
>>>> I am reminded of the Wizard from the Wizard of Oz having to hide
>>>> behind a curtain while projecting a false face to the visiting public.
>>>
>>>I wonder what drew you to this thread.
>>
>>
>>I assumed you were going to finally reveal your own insecurity.
>>
>>"Rev. Ivan Stang" is the Wizard whereas Doug is the scared little man
>>hiding behind the curtain.
>>
>>It is okay to be yourself.
>
>Because Ivan Stang is a fictional persona, and the Wizard of Oz is a
>fictional persona, they must be exactly the same in all ways.
You took an ordinary observation and made it extraordinary. Oh wait. I
mean you made it absurd.
Rev.Dr. LoBotomy
You know, the church isn't *all* a joke. But you can't appreciate the non-
joke part until you *get* the joke. It's a very *involved* joke. Ivan
Stang as Wizard of Oz behind the curtain fits in very well with the
"joke".
Rev. Back It On Up 13
> Jonathon Barbera hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
> Thunder crashed, Jonathon Barbera laughed madly, then wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> >On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:58:08 -0800, Zapanaz
> ><http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
>
> >>Jonathon Barbera hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
> >>Thunder crashed, Jonathon Barbera laughed madly, then wrote:
>
> >>>On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:02:37 -0800 (PST), "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> >>><st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
>
> >>>>The ones with delusions of grandeur, I mean.
>
> >>>>Think there's a connection? I sure do.
>
> >>>I am reminded of the Wizard from the Wizard of Oz having to hide
> >>>behind a curtain while projecting a false face to the visiting public.
>
> >>Because he didn't want people to know that, in reality, he was a
> >>fucking dumbass.
>
> >>Perfect analogy, Jonathon, thank you.
>
> >You duplicated my communication exactly.
>
> My point was that I think Doc Martian presents himself the way he does
> because he's a fucking dumbass.
>
> You seem to be attributing more meaning and intelligence to his
> motives than I think actually is there.
>
> --
> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy
> It's normal to get a little death-laughter, but Karl was laughing
> hysterically, and his eyes were wide open and he could maintain a
> conversation with you
>
>
> - Show quoted text -
JOE!
No, honey.
"Dirka dirka."
Pisces
wrote:
> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:57:19 -0800, Zapanaz
>
>
>
>
>
> <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
> >Rev. Ivan Stang hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
> >Thunder crashed, Rev. Ivan Stang laughed madly, then wrote:
>
> >>On Nov 12, 6:09 pm, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net>
> >>wrote:
> >>> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:02:37 -0800 (PST), "Rev. Ivan Stang"
>
> >>> <st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
> >>> >The ones with delusions of grandeur, I mean.
>
> >>> >Think there's a connection? I sure do.
>
> >>> I am reminded of the Wizard from the Wizard of Oz having to hide
> >>> behind a curtain while projecting a false face to the visiting public.
>
> >>I wonder what drew you to this thread.
>
> >I trolled alt.religion.scientology and called barbara schwarz a
> >hideous fag-hag.
>
> >I thought more of them would come and Teach Us a Lesson.
>
> Your remark is illogical.
>
> The majority of ars posters are enemies of Barbara Schwarz and defame
> her regularly.
>
> If going into someone else's yard and kicking the "underdog" of the
> group is entertainment to you, then I pity you a bit.
>
> Doc Martian took the other approach. He went into your yard and began
> kicking around the top dogs. Now everyone is yelping and whining.
Shall we dig up your habits on ARS?
Jonathon Barbera
Did you cross-post to ars with the hope they would come to defend you
from me?
You seem like a confident person the rest of the time. Why do you need
others to fight your battle of wits for you?
Giles
He's a Nun?
Jonathon Barbera
<e...@NOSEPAMdrlobotomy.net> wrote:
The "soup" (to use a metaphor) is prepared with too much salt and
spice.
A book with blank pages. That's subtle.
Rev.Dr. LoBotomy
Sometimes subtlety can hide even in highly spiced foods. Of course if you
don't like the spices, then you'll never find the subtlety. It's not
necessarily an acquired taste, it's probably one your born with.
Pisces
wrote:
Because when you sci-fags fight its like watching wrestling, fake as
shit but funny as hell.
Zapanaz
I pointed out why it was absurd, if that's what you mean.
--
Zapanaz
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Suppose nothing else were "given" as real except our world of desires and passions, and we could not
get down, or up, to any other "reality" besides the reality of our drives--for thinking is merely a relation of
these drives to each other: is it not permitted to make the experiment and to ask the question whether
this "given" would not be sufficient for also understanding on the basis of this kind of thing the so-called
mechanistic (or "material") world?...
Suppose, finally, we succeeded in explaining our entire instinctive life as the development and
ramification of one basic form of the will--namely, of the will to power, as my proposition has it... then one
would have gained the right to determine all efficient force univocally as--will to power.
The world viewed from inside... it would be "will to power" and nothing else.
from Beyond Good and Evil, s.36, Walter Kaufmann transl.
:: Currently listening to Love Is Green, 1976, by Jeff Beck, from "Wired"
Rev. Ivan Stang
I second that.
Jonathon Barbera
<http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
On the contrary, you took the ordinary observation and exaggerated it
until it became absurd. Then you took the absurdity and presented it
to me as though that was what I had written in the first place.
What I find interesting is that you assume your other readers will not
judge you harshly for this dishonest tactic.
Rev.Dr. LoBotomy
I'm another reader, and I agree with Cosby. I've never known him to be
irrational.
Zapanaz
You compared Stang to The Wizard of Oz.
That was the "ordinary observation" which I dishonestly made absurd.
--
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I'm beating your ass to Joe Cosby. ASSHOLE!
:: Currently listening to Piano Sonata in C-Minor, 'Pathetique' - Adagio Cantabile, 1798, by Beethoven, from "Piano Sonatas"
Jonathon Barbera
<e...@NOSEPAMdrlobotomy.net> wrote:
I started out by examining the similarity between the Wizard of Oz and
the Rev. Ivan Stang. Zapanaz exaggerated this similarity by making it
into a complete equality when he wrote: "...they must be exactly the
same in all ways."
That is irrational.
Jonathon Barbera
<http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
Stang is a persona created by Doug to hide behind. This arrangement is
equal to the arrangement used by the Wizard of Oz. However, the
equality ends there.
They are not "exactly the same in all ways". That was absurd.
Rev.Dr. LoBotomy
Perhaps you failed to read between the lines. He was mocking you because
your metaphor was so off base. Rev. Stang doesn't manipulate anything. He
writes books produces a radio show and does other sundry things involved
in maintaining a joke religion. We are not under his authority in any
way. There are people who don't get the joke and are offended by the way
they are treated by people who do get the joke. They try to get even by
making themselves obnoxious on alt.slack and probably in other ways that
I'm not aware of. If you spent more time reading alt.slack you'd realize
this. I'm not even sure why you are here.
Zapanaz
Not according to you. According to you, Stang must be a scared little
man, like the wizard of oz, because he's like the wizard of oz in
another way.
>They are not "exactly the same in all ways". That was absurd.
But the analogy you actually drew was completely out of left field.
There is no reason to assume Stang is a "scared little man" except
because of the comparison to the wizard of oz. There is no logical
connection.
So if you are going to throw one similarity to the wizard of oz in
there with no logical reason, you might just as well throw them all
in, which was my point with "the same in all ways".
You threw the one in without any criteria at all, and so you might as
well throw them all in.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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IT'S THE DARK ANGEL OF MACARONI! COMING TO GET ME! COMING TO
FEED ME MACARONI!
:: Currently listening to Excerpts from the Gnostic Mass, 1920, by Aleister Crowley, from "The Great Beast Speaks"
Pisces
> IT'S THE DARK ANGEL OF MACARONI! COMING TO GET ME! COMING TO
> FEED ME MACARONI!
>
> :: Currently listening to Excerpts from the Gnostic Mass, 1920, by Aleister Crowley, from "The Great Beast Speaks"
I wonder which one of us is the Tin Man?
Zapanaz
Thunder crashed, Pisces laughed madly, then wrote:
>I wonder which one of us is the Tin Man?
Sometimes late when things are real
And people share the gift of gab between themselves
Some are quick to take the bait
And catch the perfect prize that waits among the shelves
But Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man
That he didn't, didn't already have
And Cause never was the reason for the evening
Or the tropic of Sir Galahad.
So please believe in me
When I say I'm spinning round, round, round, round
Smoke glass stain bright color
Image going down, down, down, down
Soapsuds green like bubbles
Oh, Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man
That he didn't, didn't already have
And Cause never was the reason for the evening
Or the tropic of Sir Galahad
So please believe in me
When I say I'm spinning round, round, round, round
Smoke glass stain bright color
Image going down, down, down, down
Soapsuds green like bubbles
No, Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man
That he didn't, didn't already have
And Cause never was the reason for the evening
Or the tropic of Sir Galahad
So please believe in me
***
but god I hate seventies music
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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Nobody killed Kennedy. You know how on the shampoo bottle it says
"lather, rinse, repeat"? For years, Kennedy lathered and rinsed, but
he didn't repeat. Then that day in Dallas, his head finally just
exploded.
:: Currently listening to Bongolia, 1973, by Incredible Bongo Band, from "Bongo Rock"
Rev. Ivan Stang
Truth be told I probably have a lot more in common with L. Frank Baum
than I do with any of his characters. That is probably true of just
about any SubGenius.
Tater Gumfries
Just like Hitler.
Tater