what's so funny about a goat?
Assco
won't you tell me,
cause I just don't get the joke
what's so funny about a goat?
some goats are does and nannies
with fluffy little fannys
others are bucks and billies
but why is that so silly?
I love my goat, my goat loves me
I have at home three billy-goats, three
and four fair does that I've come to know
to them alone my love doth show
I stroke their horns, I feed them corn
I inseminate them so that baby goats are born
Yes, they're horny, yes, they're shorn
Jesus was a Capricorn!
there are nubians and pygmies
Rove and Sable Saanen
laughter they don't give me
so that's why I'm complainin'
what's so funny about a goat?
won't you tell me,
cause I just don't get the joke
what's so funny about a goat?
Cashmere and angora
are the kind that I adora
Cretan kri-kri are so musky
the make me feel so husky
with eyes of limpid pools
and lips that are so divine
why make them out as fools?
dare you mock a goat of mine?
a goat is a goat of course, of course
but you'll mock no goats within my courts
I like to pet my Nigerian Dwarf
and ride it like a little horse
My goat at home keeps on fainting,
if it would hold still to model for a painting
I would paint it's portrait in a serious way
not eating tin cans or chewing on hay
what's so funny about a goat?
won't you tell me,
cause I just don't get the joke
what's so funny about a goat?
Make fun of my goat, will you?
That makes me want to kill you.
Mutton doin, I'm going on the lam
I can't let you get my goat no more, mam.
what's so funny about a goat?
won't you tell me,
cause I just don't get the joke
what's so funny about a goat?
Rev. 11D Meow!
"Assco" <assc...@aol.com> wrote in message
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clap clap clap :)
GoDrex
There was a SubGenius
(There was a SubGenius)
Now grab your scrote
(Now grab your scrote)
There was a SubGenius
(There was a SubGenius)
Who made a goat
(Who made a goat)
She loved that goat
(She loved that goat)
Indeed She did
(Indeed She did)
She loved that goat
(She loved that goat)
Just like a kid
(Just like a kid)
One day that goat
(One day that goat)
Felt frisk and fine
(Felt frisk and fine)
Ate three dobbs head shirts
(Ate three dobbs head shirts)
Right off The line
(Right off The line)
The SubGenius, She grabbed
(The SubGenius, She grabbed)
Him by The back
(Him by The back)
And tied him to
(And tied him to)
A railroad track
(A railroad track)
Now, when that train
(Now, when that train)
Hove into sight
(Hove into sight)
That goat grew pale
(That goat grew pale)
And green with fright
(And green with fright)
he Sheaved a sigh
(he Sheaved a sigh)
As if in pain
(As if in pain)
Coughed up those shirts
(Coughed up those shirts)
And flagged The train!
(And flagged The train!)
HellPope Huey
I think you just gave me ass-cancer, ye bastard.
Assco
He's the only one qualified to handle such material.
Rev. 11D Meow!
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Not to worry your brown eye, Huey.
Tha's just road rash.
SODDI the Obeah Man
Rev. 11D Meow!
Oh, wait, that was a poor little defenseless lambie pie kins.
BLOOD OVER THE DOOR!!!
Step Lively!!!
The Romans Wear Sheets...
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Assco
Now that's a band I want to hear.
My grandfather just used his teeth.
scooter
I'm copying and pasting that to the inside of my left skull.
Like all great art, it produces imagery in the reader.
When i read, "what's so funny about a goat", it resurrected an ancient
image, i believe it was the early 70's, when San Francisco was railroading
some Black Militants, and they said, fuck this shit, and they went right
into the courthouse with guns, and they liberated the prisoners and took the
judge hostage and made their escape.
The classic image was that fat ass pink judge with a sawed off shotgun duct
taped, muzzle inward to his fucking head.
Great photo.
Anyway, as I read this poem, somehow that image came back to mind.
Judge Punch with that shotgun taped to his face, and the cast of southpark,
in menacing body paint, dancing around a fire, with Cartman the pagan
priest, conducting the satanic ritual, all reciting....
what's so funny about a goat?
won't you tell me,
cause I just don't get the joke
what's so funny about a goat?...
If you're familiar with the famous story , to which I refer, you know what
happened to the judge. if you're not familiar with the story, well, it was
a a very pinkSpray aerosol conclusion.
Thanks Asso.
that's the best goddam fantasy I've had this year that did not involve
getting nekkid with Chloe from 24.