Facebook wants us to shave our nards!

[iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar]

Somehow I must have givan Facebook the impressian that I have hairy nards,
because it keeps showing me an advertisemant for Gillette's new "body
groomar" and implies that I should shave MOAR than just my face.

Now, Eaton Scrapple as a usar name sure doesn't sound Italian or
Middal-Eastarn, so I wondar what it is that makes their auto-ad-bot decide I
must have an especially furry penquin that needs deforestatian? Maybe it's
some lexical analysis of my status updates which made the bot go "here is a
man with hairy balls who may also be inclined to shave himself down there if
we give him the means".

I wondar how such an algorithm might work. Maybe it looks at my prior
Netf|_|x recommendatians and sees "hairy balls triggar" movies listed.

Then again I am actually MOAR troubaled by the fact that it thinks I am a
Metrosexual. I have nevar mentianed carrying a man-bag or said "facial" in
any context except spurting my goo across several actresses faces. Perhaps
it is all the mentian (complaints, actually, but how would a bot know that)
of Thai food, and the fact that just a day or so ago one of the SubG's
poasted a phoan pic of a pot of Pho he was about to dive into, and I clicked
LIKE.

Well, Mr. Ball-Analysis-bot, I have news for you. The last time there was a
blade anywhere near The Gimp, was when I was just a wee pissar and too young
to do anything about it. And there bettar not evar be a NEXT TIME.

If this means Gillette will need a bailout aftar a failed holaday sales
quartar, so be it. My short and curlies will remain right where they are,
and will be removed oanly when they get tangaled up in the seams of my
undarpnats.

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[Rev. Ivan Stang]

This poast displays a typical gross insensitivity to the uninarded.

[iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar]

>>This poast displays a typical gross insensitivity to the uninarded.

Yes, and due to that minor surgical procedure I had when I was an infant,
you can no longar say that "The boy's in the hood".

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[Rev. Logan 714]

On Nov 24, 12:30 pm, "iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar"

I always wondered what Metrosexual meant and wondered why people would
want to fuck a metro bus. But now I have the definition. They shave
their nards, carry purses and go to the day spa for facials. Sounds
like people trying to act gay so fag hags will give them some pussy.

Logan

[Toilet Pepper]

On Nov 25, 2:58 am, "iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar"

Facebook decided I want to date Catholics since I live in a Christian
populated country. The ad also shows a blond woman which is pretty
common here.