caramba.
Doc Martian
entire hierarchy. yes. using the backwards entropic field where your mom
spanked you for today and yesterday when you were drunk and cried a lot. you
see. just as the words of a subgenius can instantly be incorporated into the
church hierarchy. so can his actions. i am hereby pointing out that my prior
statements about church thought were influenced by my psychic commentary to
my pre-ordained self. yes. i influenced that pinkboy i was so that the
thoughts of nurturing guidance into the church instead of a stone sharp
reality shock. the slow and gentle waves of slack that have lapped up
against my feet resulting in the infinite slack that overwhelmed me a few
days ago. even my statement that slack has a gradient. do you have as much
slack as "Bob"? of COURSE you don't. BUT! you do have an infinite amount of
slack. "Bob" has an infinite amount of slack factorialed. By the Critical
Paranoic Follies Evaluation in which "any inanity spouted by a Subgenius, at
any time, automatically becomes part of orthodox, sanctified SubGenius
Church Liturgy."... not only are my past statements part of the church
doctrine. BUT! IN THE FUTURE *I, AND I ALONE* AM THE ONLY ENTITY ALLOWED TO
CREATE CHURCH DOCTRINE. NO MORE HALF-ASS LAMER ATTEMPTS BY FOLKS LIKE NENSLO
(ALSO KNOWN AS SUCKBOY) to define church doctrine. Yes. I am now the only
SubGenius allowed to define church doctrine. I'll repeat it for those that
didn't get it "I am the ONLY entity allowed to create Church Doctrine. No
More shall we be tossed and turned in the fates of the wind by people who
have not my infinite attainment of Slacktography. Even Dobbs knows that I
have more slack then him, and also a greater connection to the luckplane.
you all know that this is not blasphemy. nor is it the end of the church.
You are all hereby 'strongly suggested' to recruit one new member to the
church in the next few days. before x-day. I AM THE NEW HIGH EPOPT OF THE
CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS. YOU MAY CALL ME "BOB". Makes things easier doesn't
it. Any Previous incarnation of "Bob" should be promptly shown the door and
given the Heave-Ho! I am the last and only incarnation of "Bob" or Epopt
Leader of your faith/church/cult/fastfoodconsumptionconsortium. I HAVE
INFARTERATED YOU ALL! I AM THE SCION. THE CHURCH IS MINE. STANG SHALL
FORTHWITH SEND ME THE KEYS TO THE CHURCH AND A FAT ENVELOPE FILLED WITH
CASH. YIP YIP YEEEEEEEEEE! INDEED!
cheers!
Doc aka "Bob"
High Epopt
Rev. Chain Smerker
Doc Martian
cheers!
Doc
"Rev. Chain Smerker" <miiiiiiiiii...@subgenius.com> wrote in message
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Rev. Chain Smerker
> smerker. shut up and go recruit a member.
You are a MEMBER arnt you?
heathen
you know by the tubes?
Rev. Fuck You
I am the Scion, the hybrid epopt!
Get it? GET IT?!
Doc Martian
go fetch beer smerker! make sure its cold too!
cheers!
Doc
"Rev. Chain Smerker" <miiiiiiiiii...@subgenius.com> wrote in message
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Doc Martian
cheers!
Doc
"Rev. Fuck You" <Conver...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Kevan?
Is that you, Kevan?
BP
HellPope Huey
> IN THE FUTURE *I, AND I ALONE* AM THE ONLY ENTITY ALLOWED TO
> CREATE CHURCH DOCTRINE.
Boy, we're gonna laugh ourselves pee-less watching you thrash around
in the thorny thicket of THAT one.
--
HellPope Huey
Some people have sweat
that makes komodo dragon adrenochrome
seem like a light misting of White Diamonds.
"It was very good of God
to let Carlyle and Mrs. Carlyle marry one another
and so make only two people miserable
instead of four."
~ Samuel Butler
Durian fruit tastes like soggy onions,
farts and musty dead relatives.
~ Popess Pantiara Evokovitch
saint bubba, archbishop of the maritimes
<docma...@verizon.net> wrote:
>smerker. shut up and go recruit a member.
>
>cheers!
>Doc
>
i "recruited" my member for a whole hour today, and all i got to show
for it was chapped hands and FRICTION BURNS.
st bubba
Doc Martian
cheers!
Doc
"saint bubba, archbishop of the maritimes" <abvh...@ns.sympatico.ca> wrote
in message >
HellPope Huey
> On Mon, 26 Jun 2006 08:50:03 GMT, "Doc Martian"
> <docma...@verizon.net> wrote:
> >
>>smerker. shut up and go recruit a member.
> i "recruited" my member for a whole hour today, and all i got to show
> for it was chapped hands and FRICTION BURNS.
Many years ago, Keith Emerson had some pyrotechnics on a ribbon
controller for synth go awry and blow off a thumbnail in concert.
If you could do a similar bit by making smoke pour from your dick
onstage, you could open for Rockbitch in Amsterdam. Never make the cover
of Rolling Stone without Bubba Jr. getting the black bar treatment. Too
bad; that'll cut into t-shirt sales.
--
HellPope Huey
You'll think 12 sumo wrestlers
slammed together at once
with you in the middle.
"My background is in marketing and advertising
and one day I was sitting in church
and all of a sudden it dawned on me
that the target audience
of almost everything about church culture
was a 50- to 55-year-old woman"
~ David Murrow,
a Presbyterian elder and author of
"Why Men Hate Going to Church."
PS: Is it true Rush Limbaugh's first job as a kid
was sucking farts from car seats at a car wash?
~ Hopalong Howie