that was shit.
Popess Pantiara Evokovitch
didn't pay for dinner, I wasn't looking for a free meal. Lessee where
should I start? He was a TOTAL and complete dork. Not an acceptably
pop culture savvy dork. A dork who only knows about video games and
anime and THASSIT. That's ALL HE DOES. When we got to his place, he
grabbed my junk in the car, hadn't even gotten out yet. And the
sex..... what sex? He didn't have the slightest clue what he was
doing, which made him nervous, which made him too rough, which made me
frustrated, which made him frustrated... we both just ended up with
sore junk and an apathetic stare at each other... well I had sore
junk, at least he got to come. AND.... here's the fun part... he has a
(girl) friend who apparently stops by all the time, and is engaged to
someone else, but he says she tells him he shouldn't have sex. Our...
ugh... session... was inturrupted a few times by him freaking out
thinking she was walking up to the door.
GODDAMMIT!!! No more internet hookups!!! EVER!!! FUCK THAT SHIT!!!
SODDI the Reformed
"Popess Pantiara Evokovitch" <pant...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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So... no insult intended... why did you even bother with the "session"?
After a certain point wasn't the dork factor pretty apparent?
Ah, hell, you're young... I guess we've all had our share of bum fucks
(and/or BEEN bum fucks). Maybe that's the only way you learn when the sex is
good.
Hey, at least he was only a video game dork and not some porno dweeb. Think
of how sore you would been then.
Doc Martian
news:21c6b041-b655-4640...@34g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
ask to see their card first.
Cheers!
Doc
t...@homeofthegnome.net
wrote:
VERY PROFANE RESPONSE WARNING
Popess, if you really gotta do a loser like this on a first date you
should just use him like the piece of toilet paper he is and believe
me he will be grateful for it anyway. Pee on his face or something if
it makes you feel better. (Tell him it wasn't on purpose.) Nuff
said. Did I just get too profane? Sorry, it's the beer.
BTW, I've been with my first and only 'internet hookup' for 5 years
now. Who knows, we might even get married someday. But we're old and
not so concerned with that stuff. So 'internet hookups' aren't all
bad.
Cheers, tad
Rev Egg Plant
As if the two conditions were exclusive of each other.
Nicko
wrote:
I guess that blowjob is really out of the question, then.
Shucks.
--
YOP...
"Fwap", King of the Gnu
Evokovitch <pant...@gmail.com> wrote:
...
>GODDAMMIT!!! No more internet hookups!!! EVER!!! FUCK THAT SHIT!!!
Being spoilt, I had forgotten how hard it can be to find and
utilize a fully functional human for any purpose. Now I am
reminded, and will savour those I have found even more.
Thank you.
...
Rev. Richard Skull
wrote:
I told you NOT to have sex with Alcandor!
Rev. Richard Skull
Hummp! In MY day, we never had sex until marriage, and then only after
you bought your wife a big house, diamond ring, and a Cadillac!
And then only for Procreational purposes!
And we didn't have sex with Humans!
Rev. Ivan Stang
This brings back memories too painful for me to address at all.
phy
b655-4640-947...@34g2000hsh.googlegroups.com:
> GODDAMMIT!!! No more internet hookups!!! EVER!!! FUCK THAT SHIT!!!
I have had a few great internet hookups. Some were so-so. Most were so-so
actually, but the good ones more than made up for it.
-phy
Zapanaz
On Sat, 10 May 2008 02:20:51 -0700 (PDT), t...@homeofthegnome.net
wrote:
>> GODDAMMIT!!! No more internet hookups!!! EVER!!! FUCK THAT SHIT!!!
>
>BTW, I've been with my first and only 'internet hookup' for 5 years
>now. Who knows, we might even get married someday. But we're old and
>not so concerned with that stuff. So 'internet hookups' aren't all
>bad.
yeah ... really, based on my own life and people I know, I think
relationships in general, whether they start on the internet or not,
about four out of five of them, at least, turn into utter nightmares.
I don't want to sound like a huge cynic ... I think it's still worth
trying, but I think it can help going into it knowing that the odds
are against it, partly so it won't come as such a shock when something
ridiculously bad comes up, and partly so you won't work yourself to
death trying to make something work when it's gotten to the point that
there is a huge wave of things which aren't going to work crashing
down on you.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Homosexuals can do whatever they want and it won't affect me in the
least. Nazis on the other hand..you gotta keep close tabs on them
fuckers.
- Paul Casino
:: Currently listening to King Without A Castle (Previously Unissued), 2006, by Chris Isaak, from "best of Chris Isaak"
Zapanaz
That's why it kills me when some older woman "abuses" a younger guy by
having sex with him, and they get MAD at her.
HOW THE HELL ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO LEARN?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Some things you can depend upon.
But they do you no good.
- iDRMRSR
:: Currently listening to All That I'm Living For, 2006, by Evanescence, from "The Open Door"
Rev. 11D Meow!
"Popess Pantiara Evokovitch" <pant...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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next time get photos
post on internets
with LULZOR captions on 'em
nenslo
<21c6b041-b655-4640...@34g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
Popess Pantiara Evokovitch <pant...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Got back from a horrible date. I didn't really mind so much that he
> didn't pay for dinner, I wasn't looking for a free meal. Lessee where
> should I start? He was a TOTAL and complete dork. Not an acceptably
> pop culture savvy dork. A dork who only knows about video games and
> anime and THASSIT. That's ALL HE DOES. When we got to his place, he
> grabbed my junk in the car, hadn't even gotten out yet.
And then you fucked him? I can tell you where the shit is, kid. For
brains, that's where. Way to brag about your stupidity.
Rev. 11D Meow!
"nenslo" <nen...@hahoo.com> wrote in message
news:nenslo-7390BC....@sn-radius.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net...
When you gotta git some,
even a door knob will do.
Pot Kettle Black
Popess Pantiara Evokovitch
> In article
> <21c6b041-b655-4640-9474-a21b63dda...@34g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
> Popess Pantiara Evokovitch <panti...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Got back from a horrible date. I didn't really mind so much that he
> > didn't pay for dinner, I wasn't looking for a free meal. Lessee where
> > should I start? He was a TOTAL and complete dork. Not an acceptably
> > pop culture savvy dork. A dork who only knows about video games and
> > anime and THASSIT. That's ALL HE DOES. When we got to his place, he
> > grabbed my junk in the car, hadn't even gotten out yet.
>
> And then you fucked him? I can tell you where the shit is, kid. For
> brains, that's where. Way to brag about your stupidity.
As usual nenslo, you are correct about everything ever typed on
alt.slack ever. We were flirting all kinds of nasty over the internet,
and the date was impulsive, so I let him get away with a lot of crap I
never would have if I had met him somewhere in person and asked for a
date. From the uh... intensity... of our messages, I thought it would
be a good hookup at least. That's right, I tried to be a dirty whore
and failed. That's why I think I should stay away from internet
hookups.
Although, I met the sweetest guy a few years back over IM and had a
short date, but felt so guilty because I was with another guy at the
time (who ended up cheating on me anyway, go figure).
RevNickie
> And then you fucked him? I can tell you where the shit is, kid. For
> brains, that's where. Way to brag about your stupidity.
I am sure you acted much smarter than that when you were young. Never
made any real, real bad mistakes.
And I am sure you never have posted anything that makes you look dumb
on the internets.
-RevNickie
Rev. 11D Meow!
"RevNickie" <revn...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:16da0f06-2de5-4302...@25g2000hsx.googlegroups.com...
I'm getting a sore neck.
Somehow I managed to read that as:
"Never made any real, rectal bad mistakes."
nenslo
<16da0f06-2de5-4302...@25g2000hsx.googlegroups.com>,
RevNickie <revn...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On May 10, 1:15 pm, nenslo <nen...@hahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > And then you fucked him? I can tell you where the shit is, kid. For
> > brains, that's where. Way to brag about your stupidity.
>
> I am sure you acted much smarter than that when you were young. Never
> made any real, real bad mistakes.
I never had sex with anyone I didn't like who I just met for the first
time that day. I never had sex on the first date at all, ever. I
always got to know the women first, and I cultivated a personal
emotional relationship with them before ever having sex. Some women I
dated, I never had sex with them at all because I didn't feel a close
personal connection with them. I felt it would be unfair to simply use
them for physical gratification, and I wanted to respect them as
intelligent individuals. I know that must seem ridiculous, but it is
true.
> And I am sure you never have posted anything that makes you look dumb
> on the internets.
Which makes everything she did seem smart, good and right.
nenslo
<d6c37674-353c-4c95...@24g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
Popess Pantiara Evokovitch <pant...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On May 10, 1:15 pm, nenslo <nen...@hahoo.com> wrote:
> > In article
> > <21c6b041-b655-4640-9474-a21b63dda...@34g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
> > Popess Pantiara Evokovitch <panti...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > > Got back from a horrible date. I didn't really mind so much that he
> > > didn't pay for dinner, I wasn't looking for a free meal. Lessee where
> > > should I start? He was a TOTAL and complete dork. Not an acceptably
> > > pop culture savvy dork. A dork who only knows about video games and
> > > anime and THASSIT. That's ALL HE DOES. When we got to his place, he
> > > grabbed my junk in the car, hadn't even gotten out yet.
> >
> > And then you fucked him? I can tell you where the shit is, kid. For
> > brains, that's where. Way to brag about your stupidity.
>
> As usual nenslo, you are correct about everything ever typed on
> alt.slack ever. We were flirting all kinds of nasty over the internet,
> and the date was impulsive, so I let him get away with a lot of crap I
> never would have if I had met him somewhere in person and asked for a
> date. From the uh... intensity... of our messages, I thought it would
> be a good hookup at least. That's right, I tried to be a dirty whore
> and failed. That's why I think I should stay away from internet
> hookups.
Your sins are forgiven. Go and sin no more.
Zapanaz
nenslo hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
Thunder crashed, nenslo laughed madly, then wrote:
>
>I never had sex with anyone I didn't like who I just met for the first
>time that day. I never had sex on the first date at all, ever. I
>always got to know the women first, and I cultivated a personal
>emotional relationship with them before ever having sex. Some women I
>dated, I never had sex with them at all because I didn't feel a close
>personal connection with them. I felt it would be unfair to simply use
>them for physical gratification, and I wanted to respect them as
>intelligent individuals. I know that must seem ridiculous, but it is
>true.
Well just for the record, casual sex is not always ugly.
In fact all things considered, I have generally found the opposite to
be true. The more casual and meaningless it is, the less ugly things
tend to creep in.
But I think you make a good point generally.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Anyone can get scared. Losers STAY scared.
- Abbess Abyss
:: Currently listening to Radio-Activity, 1984, by Mahavishnu Orchestra, from "Mahavishnu"
Rev. 11D Meow!
> In article
> <16da0f06-2de5-4302...@25g2000hsx.googlegroups.com>,
> RevNickie <revn...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On May 10, 1:15 pm, nenslo <nen...@hahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> > And then you fucked him? I can tell you where the shit is, kid. For
>> > brains, that's where. Way to brag about your stupidity.
>>
>> I am sure you acted much smarter than that when you were young. Never
>> made any real, real bad mistakes.
>
> I never had sex with anyone I didn't like who I just met for the first
> time that day. I never had sex on the first date at all, ever. I
> always got to know the women first, and I cultivated a personal
> emotional relationship with them before ever having sex. Some women I
> dated, I never had sex with them at all because I didn't feel a close
> personal connection with them. I felt it would be unfair to simply use
> them for physical gratification, and I wanted to respect them as
> intelligent individuals. I know that must seem ridiculous, but it is
> true.
>
Ipso Facto - nenslo loves his door knob.
RevNickie
> I never had sex with anyone I didn't like who I just met for the first
> time that day.
Did I say you did?
>I never had sex on the first date at all, ever. I
> always got to know the women first, and I cultivated a personal
> emotional relationship with them before ever having sex. Some women I
> dated, I never had sex with them at all because I didn't feel a close
> personal connection with them.
Did I say you did?
>I felt it would be unfair to simply use
> them for physical gratification, and I wanted to respect them as
> intelligent individuals.
Did I say you didn't?
> > And I am sure you never have posted anything that makes you look dumb
> > on the internets.
>
> Which makes everything she did seem smart, good and right.
Did I say that?
I think there are far worse things than hooking up on the internets.
Far, far worse.
-RevNickie
nenslo
<58c5711c-9664-4c41...@24g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
RevNickie <revn...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On May 10, 9:02 pm, nenslo <nen...@hahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > I never had sex with anyone I didn't like who I just met for the first
> > time that day.
>
> Did I say you did?
>
> >I never had sex on the first date at all, ever. I
> > always got to know the women first, and I cultivated a personal
> > emotional relationship with them before ever having sex. Some women I
> > dated, I never had sex with them at all because I didn't feel a close
> > personal connection with them.
>
> Did I say you did?
>
> >I felt it would be unfair to simply use
> > them for physical gratification, and I wanted to respect them as
> > intelligent individuals.
>
> Did I say you didn't?
>
> > > And I am sure you never have posted anything that makes you look dumb
> > > on the internets.
> >
> > Which makes everything she did seem smart, good and right.
>
> Did I say that?
Worst technique of argumentation, EVER. You should be ashamed for even
trying to pull something as lame as that on anyone who isn't drunker
than you are.
>
> I think there are far worse things than hooking up on the internets.
> Far, far worse.
"Your honor, I admit I raped and murdered that seven year old boy, but
Stalin murdered 40 million of his own citizens!"
"Hmm... I never thought of it that way. Case dismissed!"
Far worse, yes... far stupider? Than letting someone you just met and
don't even like poke his pecker into you just because he wrote you some
nasty emails? You go ahead and do that as much as you want to then.
While you feebly defend her stupidity, she has already acknowledged it.
Feel free to stop making an idiotic spectacle of yourself any time you
like. Any Time You Like. Meanwhile amuse yourself by learning the
names of the fallacious techniques of argument you have posted here.
Zapanaz
nenslo hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
Thunder crashed, nenslo laughed madly, then wrote:
>In article
><58c5711c-9664-4c41...@24g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
> RevNickie <revn...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On May 10, 9:02 pm, nenslo <nen...@hahoo.com> wrote:
>> > Which makes everything she did seem smart, good and right.
>>
>> Did I say that?
>
>Worst technique of argumentation, EVER. You should be ashamed for even
>trying to pull something as lame as that on anyone who isn't drunker
>than you are.
>
Pointing out when somebody is putting words in your mouth seems like a
pretty valid argument to me.
In fact on the internet I have found it to be the single most
necessary form of argumentation.
>>
>> I think there are far worse things than hooking up on the internets.
>> Far, far worse.
>
>"Your honor, I admit I raped and murdered that seven year old boy, but
>Stalin murdered 40 million of his own citizens!"
>"Hmm... I never thought of it that way. Case dismissed!"
>
>Far worse, yes... far stupider? Than letting someone you just met and
>don't even like poke his pecker into you just because he wrote you some
>nasty emails? You go ahead and do that as much as you want to then.
You certainly make it sound nasty, but doesn't that nasty description
fit pretty much every possible case of two people hooking up for sex?
Besides which,
>poke his pecker into you just because he wrote you some
>nasty emails?
Did she say that?
***
I have no idea why I am arguing this. Nenslo has proudly pointed out
that he has killfiled me in the past anyway, so I am arguing with the
thin air.
I just happened to read it and thought his arguments were phony which
always hits some button of mine.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"You expect me to have sex with a LIVE Lawn Gnome?!?!? You're
crazier than I thought. Go get the Worschester Sauce!"
:: Currently listening to Oh, Pretty Woman, 1964, by Roy Orbison, from "Single"
nenslo
suddenly realize things. I was doing just that when it struck me - the
reason Nickie is getting so snarky about somebody having repulsive
unsatisfactory fornications with a complete stranger just because his
dirty emails got her all anty in the panty, is because SHE DID IT TOO.
You did, didn't you, you dirty slut. And you are still trying to fool
yourself into thinking it wasn't as filthy a thing as you know it really
was. You are SO BUSTED, Skankie.
Rev. 11D Meow!
Just SHUT UP!
You're hallucinating misspelled signs on telephone poles again...
RevNickie
> It's funny how shaving the hair off my ugly monkey-face makes me
> suddenly realize things. I was doing just that when it struck me - the
> reason Nickie is getting so snarky about somebody having repulsive
> unsatisfactory fornications with a complete stranger just because his
> dirty emails got her all anty in the panty, is because SHE DID IT TOO.
Dude, do the math! I am way too old to have been influenced by the
internet in such a way. They were just about getting around to
inventing HTML when I graduated from college.
This is fun. Keep typing!
-RevNickie
Steve Thompson
Your mothers.
Regards,
Steve
--
Rule number one when dealing with terrorists, be they wild-eyed fanatics,
uniformed thugs, or rabid academic ideologues, is to repudiate their
demands without equivocation. Those who cannot put forward their ideas and
political agenda in a civilized context desserve no consideration or
compassion from civilized people.
nenslo
<1dae75dd-2e66-4468...@27g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>,
RevNickie <revn...@gmail.com> wrote:
YOU, my dear, are not way too old for ANY appalling foolishness. I bet
you are having ugly e-sex with someone right now.
Johnny Lobster
> In article
> I never had sex with anyone I didn't like who I just met for the first
> time that day. I never had sex on the first date at all, ever. I
> always got to know the women first, and I cultivated a personal
> emotional relationship with them before ever having sex.
Sometimes casual sex can be fun. There is no need to know and
understand a person on a deep level if all you want is sex. Women like
casual sex too, Nenslo.
> Some women I
> dated, I never had sex with them at all because I didn't feel a close
> personal connection with them. I felt it would be unfair to simply use
> them for physical gratification, and I wanted to respect them as
> intelligent individuals. I know that must seem ridiculous, but it is
> true.
Good for you. I am sure that many women, especially your mom and all
the other moms in the neighborhood, find that endearing.
Johnny Lobster
Fwap
Ugly-sex: The fetish for the internet generation.
...
RevNickie
> YOU, my dear, are not way too old for ANY appalling foolishness. I bet
> you are having ugly e-sex with someone right now.
Keep fantasizing. Keep typing!
-RevNickie
Unclaimed Mysteries
My brainwave-to-text device SCOFFS at you.
--
It Came From Corry Lee Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net
Shining Path of Least Resistance
<Explodi...@barichandmail.com> wrote:
>Ugly-sex: The fetish for the internet generation.
>
"Grabbed my junk..." is that what young people are calling their
appendages these days.......
Maharan...@gmail.com
wrote:
> Got back from a horrible date. I didn't really mind so much that he
> didn't pay for dinner, I wasn't looking for a free meal. Lessee where
> should I start? He was a TOTAL and complete dork. Not an acceptably
> pop culture savvy dork. A dork who only knows about video games and
> anime and THASSIT. That's ALL HE DOES. When we got to his place, he
> sex..... what sex? He didn't have the slightest clue what he was
> doing, which made him nervous, which made him too rough, which made me
> frustrated, which made him frustrated... we both just ended up with
> sore junk and an apathetic stare at each other... well I had sore
> junk, at least he got to come. AND.... here's the fun part... he has a
> (girl) friend who apparently stops by all the time, and is engaged to
> someone else, but he says she tells him he shouldn't have sex. Our...
> ugh... session... was inturrupted a few times by him freaking out
> thinking she was walking up to the door.
>
> GODDAMMIT!!! No more internet hookups!!! EVER!!! FUCK THAT SHIT!!!
It's sad the way you give away your life force to other people like
that. Don't you realize you are selling yourself down the river like
that.
When's the ;last time you got tested for diseases. A little bit sore
might not be all you got.
Popess Pantiara Evokovitch
>
> - Show quoted text -
When's the last time YOU got tested for diseases? I sincerely
apoligize for your neonatal herpes.
Pisces
Actually Mikey wants to be like his heroes ......
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Keys: S - suspected case; † - died of syphilis
* Frederick Delius (1862-1934), composer †
* Gaetano Donizetti (1797-1848), composer
* King Edward VI (1538-1553), King of England and third Tudor
monarch S
* Heinrich Heine (1797-1856), poet †
* Adolf Hitler (1889–1945), German dictator S
* Ivan the Terrible (1530-1584), Czar of Russia
* Scott Joplin (1867/8-1917), composer †
* Vladimir Lenin (1870-1924), communist leader S
* Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (1844-1900), nineteenth-century
German philosopher S
* Franz Schubert (1797-1828), composer S
* Robert Schumann (1810-1856), composer S
* Bedřich Smetana (1824-1884), Czech composer S
* Hugo Wolf (1860-1903), composer †
* Ludwig van Beethoven, composer. S
Popess Pantiara Evokovitch
> Keys: S - suspected case; † - died of syphilis
> * Frederick Delius (1862-1934), composer †
> * Gaetano Donizetti (1797-1848), composer
> * King Edward VI (1538-1553), King of England and third Tudor
> monarch S
> * Heinrich Heine (1797-1856), poet †
> * Adolf Hitler (1889–1945), German dictator S
> * Ivan the Terrible (1530-1584), Czar of Russia
> * Scott Joplin (1867/8-1917), composer †
> * Vladimir Lenin (1870-1924), communist leader S
> * Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (1844-1900), nineteenth-century
> German philosopher S
> * Franz Schubert (1797-1828), composer S
> * Robert Schumann (1810-1856), composer S
> * Bedřich Smetana (1824-1884), Czech composer S
> * Hugo Wolf (1860-1903), composer †
>
> - Show quoted text -
I thought Hitler was suffering from Parkinsons? There is some rare
footage near the end of his life of Hitlers hands shaking as he makes
the Nazi salute.
nikolai kingsley
> I thought Hitler was suffering from Parkinsons? There is some rare
> footage near the end of his life of Hitlers hands shaking as he makes
> the Nazi salute.
that's just that animated gif!
Rev Egg Plant
Again, as syphilis hits its latent third stage of development, it's
attacking internal organs and the brain and nervous system. As those
systems slowly break down, syphilis symptoms can present similarly to
many other diseases, sometimes leading to misdiagnosis. A good doc knows
to always check for this common STD when assessing an imbalanced patient.
Rev Egg Plant
Overheard by flies on the walls last night at Chez Aubergine:
To K-Ren: "Goddamned cat, gotta come up here to sit, and first target
she picks to start massaging is my junk."
Y'know how a cat will come up and sit on your lap and start acting like
a nursing kitten? She climbed up and lay down between my legs, as I was
laying back on my recliner with my feet slightly spread. First thing,
she starts kneading my sack! OWW! Fucking cat, that's your claws through
my bag, asshole!
Rev Egg Plant
One common symptom of latent-stage syphilis infection is dementia.
Mikey's outbursts could be early signs of the disease.
Rev. Richard Skull
>
> - Show quoted text -
He suffered severe head injury during Von Stauffenberg's Bomb attempt
in July 1944.
After that his arm and hands shook.