I've been reading your SubGenius propaganda...
inquiring hive-minds want to know...
pamperphlets, when I should be asleep. I thought I had worked out what
it's all about WITHOUT paying thirty of my greasy, hard-earned
dollars; but upon further KB and sleep-deprived reflection, I fail.
So here are some guesses:
1. It's a joke. About cults. But REALLY, it's a cult about jokes.
Where you pay thirty bucks for a piece of paper saying " Hardee har
har. You're stupid. Now let's get high and fuck."
2. It's a pyramid scheme for dropouts, with some Gnosticism thrown in
for shitz n' gurgles.
3. It's true.
Can one of you weirdos please explain why my 30$ is better off with
you than buying bullets?
Rev. Back It On Up 13
Do whatever you want to do with your $30. Always let your conscience
be your guide.
occupant
Are you "the chosen one"?
Unclaimed Mysteries
With enough bullets, in the right situation, anybody can be the chosen one.
--
It Came From Corry Lee Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net
In a time of deception telling the truth is a revolutionary act. -
George Orwell
RevNickie
<y.ca...@gmail.com> wrote:
> So here are some guesses:
>
> 1. It's a joke. About cults. But REALLY, it's a cult about jokes.
> Where you pay thirty bucks for a piece of paper saying " Hardee har
> har. You're stupid. Now let's get high and fuck."
>
> 2. It's a pyramid scheme for dropouts, with some Gnosticism thrown in
> for shitz n' gurgles.
>
> 3. It's true.
d. none of the above.
e. all of the above
-RevNickie
inquiring hive-minds want to know...
I'm sorry, not Gnosticism.
Dionysian-ism-jism.
inquiring hive-minds want to know...
That's a reasonable answer. Not at all what I was expecting.
inquiring hive-minds want to know...
Probably.
Ouroboros_Rex
Why, because, come that blessed day we call "X", your bullets will
collapse inward like flimsy tinfoil and melt in a roundly laughable manner
when pitted against the unstoppable cyborg dreadnoughts that are the
Pleasure Saucers of the Sex Goddesses foretold in the ineffable prophecies
of that one true sainted salesman.
And rest assured, seeker, we WILL be laughing. At YOU.
Unless, of course, you've paid your thirty bucks.
nu-monet v9.0
>
> Always let your conscience be your guide.
I disagree completely.
NEVER let your conscience be your guide.
Think about it. What has your conscience ever
done for you? All this time, it's been nagging at
you to stop having fun, don't eat that, don't sleep
with that person, don't make a fool of yourself,
control your temper, don't use bad language, not
to fart in public, change your underwear, take a
bath, stop being an utter savage, and control your
emotions.
Let's face it. You conscience is your bitter enemy.
It hates you. It wants to make you miserable and
to feel guilt for things less important than homicide.
If your conscience was a person, by now you would
have strangled them, after beating them savagely with
a coat hangar while you laughed at and despised them.
Without them pestering you, you would be a free
Yetisyny, a Doctor Hyde, a werewolf furry ball of
lust, greed and violence. Living as "Bob" intended.
--
2008 is the SubGenius YEAR OF THE ZOOB!
Be Sure To Visit the 'SubGenius Reverend' Blog:
http://slackoff.blogspot.com/
***********
"When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to
talk to one person and that's the dictator,
because he speaks for all the people."
-- Jimmy Carter
Toilet Pepper
<y.ca...@gmail.com> wrote:
> And I must say, I'm intrigued. I've been reading and re-reading your
> pamperphlets, when I should be asleep. I thought I had worked out what
> it's all about WITHOUT paying thirty of my greasy, hard-earned
> dollars; but upon further KB and sleep-deprived reflection, I fail.
>
> So here are some guesses:
>
> 1. It's a joke. About cults. But REALLY, it's a cult about jokes.
> Where you pay thirty bucks for a piece of paper saying " Hardee har
> har. You're stupid. Now let's get high and fuck."
Kinda right but you're fucked first before you get high.
>
> 2. It's a pyramid scheme for dropouts, with some Gnosticism thrown in
> for shitz n' gurgles.
I dont get it.
>
> 3. It's true.
Maybe
> Can one of you weirdos please explain why my 30$ is better off with
> you than buying bullets?
If he hasn't seen your $30, you're still "Pink" to
"Bob." Then after you send in your $30 you can buy bullets to kill
"Bob".
Mgr Dry Martini
Some say the $30 "Love Offering" is a test - if you pay, then you
can't be a true subgenius. However, you need your Ministers Card to
gain entry to Subgenius events, and to get this you must pay your $30
to Bob.
Without commenting on the Church itself, I would mention that some of
the best jokes are told with a straight face.
You do not mention the type of bullets you are thinking of. $30 would
get you a lot of .22 long, or about a third of a .700 Nitro Express.
inquiring hive-minds want to know...
Truth is, I've been interested on and off for years.
I've got a little disposable income, and nothing to lose.
" Kinda right but you're fucked first before you get high. "
A la Illuminati trilogy?
"I don't get it."
Me neither.
"NEVER let your conscience be your guide. Think about it. What has
your conscience ever
done for you?"
My conscience gives me empathy. Empathy gives me insight. Insight
gives me wisdom. Wisdom gives me... a headache.
Amos Happ
inquiring hive-minds want to know...
inquiring hive-minds want to know...
Uhhh, not if I'm the "chosen one".
Two Beans
know..." <y.c...@gmail.com> wrote:
>Can one of you weirdos please explain why my 30$ is better off with
>you than buying bullets?
How many bullets can you buy for $30? Prolly not as many as all the
death-rays we can get for $30.
-2B
"The LIAR who writes with a POISONED PEN"
Two Beans
<not...@succeeds.com> wrote:
>
>NEVER let your conscience be your guide.
>
>Think about it. What has your conscience ever
>done for you? All this time, it's been nagging at
>you to stop having fun, don't eat that, don't sleep
>with that person, don't make a fool of yourself,
>control your temper, don't use bad language, not
>to fart in public, change your underwear, take a
>bath, stop being an utter savage, and control your
>emotions.
>
>Let's face it. You conscience is your bitter enemy.
>
>It hates you. It wants to make you miserable and
>to feel guilt for things less important than homicide.
>
>If your conscience was a person, by now you would
>have strangled them, after beating them savagely with
>a coat hangar while you laughed at and despised them.
>
>Without them pestering you, you would be a free
>Yetisyny, a Doctor Hyde, a werewolf furry ball of
>lust, greed and violence. Living as "Bob" intended.
Maybe YOUR conscience tells you those lame things. Mine is always
telling me, "Be an asshole, and fuck those bitches that don't like
it."
I got a devil on one shoulder and a ninja on the other. One tells me
to do bad things, the other tells me how to do them unseen.
Rev. Richard Skull
A bullit will kill your brain all at once, like Bud Dwyer.
While "Bob" will kill your brain one cell at a time.
It actually all religions are pyramid schemes. They may not have
started out that way, but when the "Holy Men" realized they could like
like kings whle getting other suckers to pay for it, well it grew feet
and ran away!
This is a joke disguised as sa cult acting like joke about cults. All
wrpped in a chewy caramel nuggent!
Two Beans
know..." <y.c...@gmail.com> wrote:
>Which is the current address?
PO BOX 181417
CLEVELAND HTS, OH
44118-1417
Ouroboros_Rex
Point well taken. However, do be aware that you have to be shot and
killed with a snubnose revolver while coming onstage - several times -
during your ascent to that particular throne. ;)
Sri Bodhi Prana
It's a church, just like any other, in most ways. The big difference
is that it offers a money back guarantee that its doctrine is correct.
However, like other churches, the CoSG does not approve of sex or
drugs. Get that straight right now.
Sri Bodhi Prana
The Sicker Vicar
"Cause with "Bob", thirty bucks buys you MIND BULLETS.
WHOSE mind, you'll find out when you need to the most.
Rev. 11D Meow!
"inquiring hive-minds want to know..." <y.c...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:aba5c6b6-b0af-4a63...@s50g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
Odd and interesting you land in alt.slack news grope first,
then find out where to send you $30.
http://subgenius.com/
click on the eyeball
that says: Become an Ordained Minister NOW...
It's fun!
Rev. Back It On Up 13
Speak for your own conscience! Mine tells me to be an utter savage,
and not to wear ANY underwear. My conscience may be defective, but it
is my buddy for sure. MY conscience told me it would be madness not
to send in my $30.
If this person's conscience tells them, "Sending those 30 big ones
would be irresponsible and unreasonable", I know I sure don't want to
look at them on the saucers.
2cool4school
The pamphlets are a mere tease/pole dance. The Sacred Texts are the
V.I.P. room...
http://www.subgenius.com/
http://subgenius.com/scatalog/books.htm
Rev. Ivan Stang
<y.ca...@gmail.com> wrote:
> And I must say, I'm intrigued. I've been reading and re-reading your
> pamperphlets, when I should be asleep. I thought I had worked out what
> it's all about WITHOUT paying thirty of my greasy, hard-earned
> dollars; but upon further KB and sleep-deprived reflection, I fail.
>
> So here are some guesses:
>
> 1. It's a joke. About cults. But REALLY, it's a cult about jokes.
> Where you pay thirty bucks for a piece of paper saying " Hardee har
> har. You're stupid. Now let's get high and fuck."
>
> 2. It's a pyramid scheme for dropouts, with some Gnosticism thrown in
> for shitz n' gurgles.
>
> 3. It's true.
>
> Can one of you weirdos please explain why my 30$ is better off with
> you than buying bullets?
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW.
nenslo
<d86b6898-7a17-4f49...@i76g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>,
"inquiring hive-minds want to know..." <y.c...@gmail.com> wrote:
> And I must say, I'm intrigued. I've been reading and re-reading your
> pamperphlets, when I should be asleep. I thought I had worked out what
> it's all about WITHOUT paying thirty of my greasy, hard-earned
> dollars; but upon further KB and sleep-deprived reflection, I fail.
>
> So here are some guesses:
>
> 1. It's a joke. About cults. But REALLY, it's a cult about jokes.
> Where you pay thirty bucks for a piece of paper saying " Hardee har
> har. You're stupid. Now let's get high and fuck."
>
> 2. It's a pyramid scheme for dropouts, with some Gnosticism thrown in
> for shitz n' gurgles.
>
> 3. It's true.
>
> Can one of you weirdos please explain why my 30$ is better off with
> you than buying bullets?
You will never be able to kill enough people with thirty dollars worth
of bullets to make any difference.
Zapanaz
On Fri, 9 May 2008 08:55:24 -0700 (PDT), "inquiring hive-minds want to
know..." <y.c...@gmail.com> wrote:
>3. It's true.
EVERYTHING is true. But your tyrannical brain forces you to believe
that some things are true and other things aren't.
"Bob" teaches you how to turn your brain off.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
My experience has always been that when you're engaging in bizarre
rituals, involving sex, drugs and strange incantations, and minding
your own business, that's when you DON'T get much world-destroying
done.
- Rev. Ivan Stang
:: Currently listening to Snowblind Friend, 1970, by Steppenwolf, from "Steppenwolf 7"
2cool4school
know..." <y.c...@gmail.com> wrote:
>And I must say, I'm intrigued. I've been reading and re-reading your
>pamperphlets, when I should be asleep. I thought I had worked out what
>it's all about WITHOUT paying thirty of my greasy, hard-earned
>dollars; but upon further KB and sleep-deprived reflection, I fail.
>
>So here are some guesses:
>
>1. It's a joke. About cults. But REALLY, it's a cult about jokes.
>Where you pay thirty bucks for a piece of paper saying " Hardee har
>har. You're stupid. Now let's get high and fuck."
>
>2. It's a pyramid scheme for dropouts, with some Gnosticism thrown in
>for shitz n' gurgles.
>
>3. It's true.
>
>Can one of you weirdos please explain why my 30$ is better off with
>you than buying bullets?
4. An Enema for a Constipated Society
t...@homeofthegnome.net
<y.ca...@gmail.com> wrote:
> And I must say, I'm intrigued. I've been reading and re-reading your
> pamperphlets, when I should be asleep. I thought I had worked out what
> it's all about WITHOUT paying thirty of my greasy, hard-earned
> dollars; but upon further KB and sleep-deprived reflection, I fail.
>
> So here are some guesses:
>
> 1. It's a joke. About cults. But REALLY, it's a cult about jokes.
> Where you pay thirty bucks for a piece of paper saying " Hardee har
> har. You're stupid. Now let's get high and fuck."
>
> 2. It's a pyramid scheme for dropouts, with some Gnosticism thrown in
> for shitz n' gurgles.
>
> 3. It's true.
Yes on all three counts. That's my best guess anyway. Me, I gave
Stang $30 because I've downloaded over 100 episodes of his miserable
Hour of Slack and I still listen to it all the time. So I partly
wanted to be cool like everybody else (don't you?) but I'm also just
grateful for all the great listening pleasure/pain I've had, to be
blunt about it. I like to pay for my sharewares, too, so I'm probably
in a minority. I will probably throw a-infos a couple bucks
eventually, too.
And to be perfectly blunt about something else, if you start getting a
nagging feeling like this world is <i>too stupid to fucking believe</
i> and you just <i>gotta</i> get some slack somehow, you may find
yourself willing to throw $30 at St. Ang(st) just for being there.
Not that he's any help really, but you get all the cool SubG flair in
the deal too, what a bargain.
>
> Can one of you weirdos please explain why my 30$ is better off with
> you than buying bullets?
When you shoot yourself in the foot with SLACK (which you will, I
assure you) the results aren't as noticeably crippling.
Cheers, Tad
inquiring hive-minds want to know...
Nope.
Toilet Pepper
Sri Bodhi Prana
> In article
> <d86b6898-7a17-4f49-a368-336b72aa3...@i76g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>,
> "inquiring hive-minds want to know..." <y.ca...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > And I must say, I'm intrigued. I've been reading and re-reading your
> > pamperphlets, when I should be asleep. I thought I had worked out what
> > it's all about WITHOUT paying thirty of my greasy, hard-earned
> > dollars; but upon further KB and sleep-deprived reflection, I fail.
>
> > So here are some guesses:
>
> > 1. It's a joke. About cults. But REALLY, it's a cult about jokes.
> > Where you pay thirty bucks for a piece of paper saying " Hardee har
> > har. You're stupid. Now let's get high and fuck."
>
> > 2. It's a pyramid scheme for dropouts, with some Gnosticism thrown in
> > for shitz n' gurgles.
>
> > 3. It's true.
>
> > Can one of you weirdos please explain why my 30$ is better off with
> > you than buying bullets?
>
> You will never be able to kill enough people with thirty dollars worth
> of bullets to make any difference.
Tut tut. One bullet in one's own skull can make all the difference in
the world.
Sri Bodhi Prana
inquiring hive-minds want to know...
" Some say the $30 "Love Offering" is a test - if you pay, then you
can't be a true subgenius. However, you need your Ministers Card to
gain entry to Subgenius events, and to get this you must pay your $30
to Bob"
Ooh! A paradox wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a joke-cult-cult-joke!
" Without commenting on the Church itself, I would mention that some
of
the best jokes are told with a straight face."
Aren't they all?
" You do not mention the type of bullets you are thinking of. $30
would
get you a lot of .22 long, or about a third of a .700 Nitro Express."
Nine mil, 12 gauge #1, 30.06
Anyway, thanks for responding to my "pink" ass. (<--- Funny because
true)
Rev. Ivan Stang
>
>
>
> <y.ca...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > And I must say, I'm intrigued. I've been reading and re-reading your
> > pamperphlets, when I should be asleep. I thought I had worked out what
> > it's all about WITHOUT paying thirty of my greasy, hard-earned
> > dollars; but upon further KB and sleep-deprived reflection, I fail.
>
> > So here are some guesses:
>
> > 1. It's a joke. About cults. But REALLY, it's a cult about jokes.
> > Where you pay thirty bucks for a piece of paper saying " Hardee har
> > har. You're stupid. Now let's get high and fuck."
>
> > 2. It's a pyramid scheme for dropouts, with some Gnosticism thrown in
> > for shitz n' gurgles.
>
> > 3. It's true.
>
> > Can one of you weirdos please explain why my 30$ is better off with
> > you than buying bullets?
>
> Some say the $30 "Love Offering" is a test - if you pay, then you
> can't be a true subgenius.
That's a new one on me.
>However, you need your Ministers Card to
> gain entry to Subgenius events, and to get this you must pay your $30
> to Bob.
That's not true. The only event that I know of that is members Only is
X-Day at Brushwood. The best event.
It's an old saw but it's a true one: for the $30 you get Eternal
Salvation, and if you prove that you didn't, we will gladly refund
TRIPLE your money back.
Rev. Ivan Stang
"Bob" replaces sex, drugs and $30.
Rev. Back It On Up 13
considered bad form to just come right out with it like that. Don't
get Stnag too upset or he'll belittle and abuse you, even worse than
he does his own long-time followers. We live in fear. Send $30.
Rev. Ivan Stang
That Membership Ordainment Package has 26 parts, if that helps. Some
are metal, some are vinyl, most are paper. High quality paper!
Also, it is a little known fact that two of the objects are unique in
every package. No two SubGenius Ordainment Kits are exactly alike. One
item that varies slightly is the Welcome Letter, and the other is a
little slip of paper with one of about 30 different possible
disclaimers/warnings printed on it. Only one person has ever mentioned
to me having noticed that extra little slip of paper.
inquiring hive-minds want to know...
"It's an old saw but it's a true one: for the $30 you get Eternal
Salvation, and if you prove that you didn't, we will gladly refund
TRIPLE your money back."
Empirically, or can I just argue?
Rev. 11D Meow!
"Rev. Back It On Up 13" <evie...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:d145e82b-2562-4bd5...@i76g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
pssssssssssssssst, oh seeking one,
even this is simply another layer of
the mind-gouging numbness
one can clear only by
sending in the money.
it is never too late.
though, if you wait so long,
as I did, you'll find you lost
the triple your money back aspect
and end up having to pay $90.
i kept putting it off,
only to find that by the time
i'd sent in my $10
(as it was in the grand olden time of yore)
it turned-out to be $30...
damn that inflationary bubble-headed
economics course i missed in
kindergarten.
Rev. 11D Meow!
> Anyway, thanks for responding to my "pink" ass.
I hear they can fix that with Henna tats.
Rev. 11D Meow!
inquiring hive-minds want to know...
> That Membership Ordainment Package has 26 parts, if that helps. Some
> are metal, some are vinyl, most are paper. High quality paper!
>
> Also, it is a little known fact that two of the objects are unique in
> every package. No two SubGenius Ordainment Kits are exactly alike. One
> item that varies slightly is the Welcome Letter, and the other is a
> little slip of paper with one of about 30 different possible
> disclaimers/warnings printed on it. Only one person has ever mentioned
> to me having noticed that extra little slip of paper.
Well, if it includes a "Reverend "$INDIAN_NAME, count me in. Can I
pay extra for overnight shipping? I'm halfway homeless, ATM.
"P.S. You're supposed to pretend it isn't propaganda. It is
considered bad form to just come right out with it like that."
Of course. My apologies.
Rev. 11D Meow!
"inquiring hive-minds want to know..." <y.c...@gmail.com> wroted...
> Of course. My apologies.
1st Rule of SubGenius: Do NOT Kowtow To THE Man.
carrion
inquiring hive-minds want to know...
> "inquiring hive-minds want to know..." <y.ca...@gmail.com> wroted...
>
> > Of course. My apologies.
>
> 1st Rule of SubGenius: Do NOT Kowtow To THE Man.
>
> carrion
Sorry.
Rev. 11D Meow!
>> Sorry.
Now *that's* funny...
in case you haven't heard,
there's a LOT of SubGenius
art, music, rants, etc.
stuff over at
alt.binaries.subgenius
alt.binaries.multimedia.subgenius
some require a newsreader that can
decode yEnc encoded multi-part
attachments, most is UUENCODE.
inquiring hive-minds want to know...
> "inquiring hive-minds want to know..." <y.ca...@gmail.com> wrote in messagenews:21c7ed8c-f3ae-43e8...@m45g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
> On May 9, 2:58 pm, "Rev. 11D Meow!" <Ji...@Crack.corn> wrote:
>
> > "inquiring hive-minds want to know..." <y.ca...@gmail.com> wroted...
>
> > > Of course. My apologies.
>
> > 1st Rule of SubGenius: Do NOT Kowtow To THE Man.
>
> > carrion
> >> Sorry.
>
> Now *that's* funny...
>
> in case you haven't heard,
> there's a LOT of SubGenius
> art, music, rants, etc.
> stuff over at
> alt.binaries.subgenius
> alt.binaries.multimedia.subgenius
>
> some require a newsreader that can
> decode yEnc encoded multi-part
> attachments, most is UUENCODE.
I've actually been looking into usenet recently, though I'm not clear.
Do I need a usenet "provider" or can I connect directly?
just john
... especially not to that PARTICULAR man.
Which is bullshit. As far as "Bob" is concerned, you can tow your
damned cow where ever you please!
--
* Radio Free Entropy: http://just-john.com/cn/rfe.shtml
SODDI the Reformed
"nenslo" <nen...@hahoo.com> wrote:
>> Can one of you weirdos please explain why my 30$ is better off with
>> you than buying bullets?
>
> You will never be able to kill enough people with thirty dollars worth
> of bullets to make any difference.
Post of the CENTURY.
Rev. 11D Meow!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
http://www.faqs.org/faqs/usenet/news-groups-newbies/
http://www.faqs.org in general...
inquiring hive-minds want to know...
NM, does UseNeXT carry?
Rev. 11D Meow!
"SODDI the Reformed" <magic...@fairyland.com> wrote in message
news:LS1Vj.131250$Er2....@bignews6.bellsouth.net...
Well, hypothetically, if one were to ram a bullet through the head (or
something) of someone (or thing) with their finger (or tentacle) on the
DOOMSDAY DEVICE TRIGGER and the demise of said person or thing prevented
DOOMSDAY, then it wouldn't take anywhere near $30 worth of bullets to make a
humongous difference. It wouldn't need a bunch of really expensive CGI
either.
Look at Deborah Jean Palfrey!
She was armed with only a list of sex bullets
and her demise is making a whole lot of difference.
Rev. 11D Meow!
>> NM, does UseNeXT carry?
if you like ads and pop-ups...
Rev. Richard Skull
> On May 9, 12:15 pm, "nu-monet v9.0" <noth...@succeeds.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > Rev. Back It On Up 13 wrote:
>
> > > Always let your conscience be your guide.
>
> > I disagree completely.
>
> > NEVER let your conscience be your guide.
>
> > Think about it. What has your conscience ever
> > done for you? All this time, it's been nagging at
> > you to stop having fun, don't eat that, don't sleep
> > with that person, don't make a fool of yourself,
> > control your temper, don't use bad language, not
> > to fart in public, change your underwear, take a
> > bath, stop being an utter savage, and control your
> > emotions.
>
> > Let's face it. You conscience is your bitter enemy.
>
> > It hates you. It wants to make you miserable and
> > to feel guilt for things less important than homicide.
>
> > If your conscience was a person, by now you would
> > have strangled them, after beating them savagely with
> > a coat hangar while you laughed at and despised them.
>
> > Without them pestering you, you would be a free
> > Yetisyny, a Doctor Hyde, a werewolf furry ball of
> > lust, greed and violence. Living as "Bob" intended.
>
> > --
> > 2008 is the SubGenius YEAR OF THE ZOOB!
> > Be Sure To Visit the 'SubGenius Reverend' Blog:http://slackoff.blogspot.com/
> > ***********
> > "When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to
> > talk to one person and that's the dictator,
> > because he speaks for all the people."
> > -- Jimmy Carter
>
> Speak for your own conscience! Mine tells me to be an utter savage,
> and not to wear ANY underwear. My conscience may be defective, but it
> is my buddy for sure. MY conscience told me it would be madness not
> to send in my $30.
>
> If this person's conscience tells them, "Sending those 30 big ones
> would be irresponsible and unreasonable", I know I sure don't want to
> look at them on the saucers.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
My conscience tells me to wear dirty underwear then go to the hospital.
Toilet Pepper
>
> - Show quoted text -
As you can see, once you become ordained you get extra-special sales
(almost coercive) technique that most of the people.
Rev Egg Plant
> OK, I'll bite. What's the address? I'm too curious to not find out.
> Truth is, I've been interested on and off for years.
> I've got a little disposable income, and nothing to lose.
Go. See. http://www.subgenius.com.
Or, if you have a money order and an envelope and a stamp already licked
and ready go, send it all off to:
SubGenius Foundation
PO Box 181417
Cleveland Heights, OH 44118-1417
> " Kinda right but you're fucked first before you get high. "
> A la Illuminati trilogy?
No, more like violent prison sex, but you get the general idea.
> "I don't get it."
> Me neither.
Bingo!
> "NEVER let your conscience be your guide. Think about it. What has
> your conscience ever
> done for you?"
>
> My conscience gives me empathy. Empathy gives me insight. Insight
> gives me wisdom. Wisdom gives me... a headache.
"Bob" ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!!
Rev Egg Plant
> pamperphlets, when I should be asleep. I thought I had worked out what
> it's all about WITHOUT paying thirty of my greasy, hard-earned
> dollars; but upon further KB and sleep-deprived reflection, I fail.
>
> So here are some guesses:
>
> 1. It's a joke. About cults. But REALLY, it's a cult about jokes.
> Where you pay thirty bucks for a piece of paper saying " Hardee har
> har. You're stupid. Now let's get high and fuck."
>
> 2. It's a pyramid scheme for dropouts, with some Gnosticism thrown in
> for shitz n' gurgles.
>
> 3. It's true.
>
> you than buying bullets?
How about all three, all at once, but never at the same time, dipshit.
As to the dough, well, you can't make dough without breaking a few heads.
Doc Martian
> And I must say, I'm intrigued. I've been reading and re-reading your
> pamperphlets, when I should be asleep. I thought I had worked out what
> it's all about WITHOUT paying thirty of my greasy, hard-earned
> dollars; but upon further KB and sleep-deprived reflection, I fail.
>
> So here are some guesses:
>
> 1. It's a joke. About cults. But REALLY, it's a cult about jokes.
> Where you pay thirty bucks for a piece of paper saying " Hardee har
> har. You're stupid. Now let's get high and fuck."
>
> 2. It's a pyramid scheme for dropouts, with some Gnosticism thrown in
> for shitz n' gurgles.
>
> 3. It's true.
>
> Can one of you weirdos please explain why my 30$ is better off with
> you than buying bullets?
Because you might hurt yourself with bullets. Although the card can give yah
a real nasty papercut... that's why nenslo wears a beard... don't ask.
inquiring hive-minds want to know...
> "inquiring hive-minds want to know..." <y.ca...@gmail.com> wrote in messagenews:8141b41b-4923-4383...@m45g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
Adblock, NoScript, Pan, FTW.
You guys remind me of an episode of a T.V. show. Xavier Renegade
Angel. The squatters episode. And the guy was going to Burning Person,
because it had the "structure" he craved.
inquiring hive-minds want to know...
Meh. I'm an uninformed, lazy asshole.
SODDI the Reformed
"Sri Bodhi Prana" <bo...@mail2bombay.com> wrote in message
news:7aa84d48-c5c9-4d0b...@c65g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
> On May 9, 8:25 am, nenslo <nen...@hahoo.com> wrote:
>> In article
>> <d86b6898-7a17-4f49-a368-336b72aa3...@i76g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>,
>> > pamperphlets, when I should be asleep. I thought I had worked out what
>> > it's all about WITHOUT paying thirty of my greasy, hard-earned
>> > dollars; but upon further KB and sleep-deprived reflection, I fail.
>>
>> > So here are some guesses:
>>
>> > 1. It's a joke. About cults. But REALLY, it's a cult about jokes.
>> > Where you pay thirty bucks for a piece of paper saying " Hardee har
>> > har. You're stupid. Now let's get high and fuck."
>>
>> > 2. It's a pyramid scheme for dropouts, with some Gnosticism thrown in
>> > for shitz n' gurgles.
>>
>> > 3. It's true.
>>
>> > Can one of you weirdos please explain why my 30$ is better off with
>> > you than buying bullets?
>>
>> of bullets to make any difference.
>
> the world.
Didn't "Bob" say, "Think homicidal, NOT suicidal"?
phy
news:eec5889c-d6b2-41d3...@2g2000hsn.googlegroups.com:
> On May 9, 11:58 am, "Rev. Back It On Up 13" <eviel...@aol.com> wrote:
>> On May 9, 11:55 am, "inquiring hive-minds want to know..."
>>
>> Do whatever you want to do with your $30. Always let your conscience
>> be your guide.
>
> That's a reasonable answer. Not at all what I was expecting.
>
Rev BIOU is not at all what anybody was expecting.
-phy
phy
>> ÿ And rest assured, seeker, we WILL be laughing. ÿAt YOU.
>>
>> ÿ Unless, of course, you've paid your thirty bucks.
>
> Uhhh, not if I'm the "chosen one".
>
I think somehere in the sacred scriptures is a clause that states taht only
yetis can be true subgeniuses and only a subgenius would send $30 to "Bob"
Remember, if you don't send your $30, you're still Pink to "Bob"
-phy
inquiring hive-minds want to know...
My 30$ will be arriving as soon as I have a mailing address again.
Rev. Back It On Up 13
> "inquiring hive-minds want to know..." <y.ca...@gmail.com> wrote innews:eec5889c-d6b2-41d3...@2g2000hsn.googlegroups.com:
>
> > On May 9, 11:58 am, "Rev. Back It On Up 13" <eviel...@aol.com> wrote:
> >> On May 9, 11:55 am, "inquiring hive-minds want to know..."
>
> >> Do whatever you want to do with your $30. Always let your conscience
> >> be your guide.
>
> > That's a reasonable answer. Not at all what I was expecting.
>
> Rev BIOU is not at all what anybody was expecting.
>
> -phy
I don't know what you mean by that, exactly, but I feel it might be
the kind of testimonial I should keep handy. For future references.
Zapanaz
On Fri, 9 May 2008 11:25:01 -0700 (PDT), "Rev. Back It On Up 13"
<evie...@aol.com> wrote:
>We live in fear.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, CALL FOR HELP!
He hasn't fed us for a week! Apparently he's punishing us for having
an O/W, whatever the hell that is!
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
The bird sings with it's fingers
- One time
:: Currently listening to Angry Johnny, 1995, by Poe, from "Hello"
Toilet Pepper
<y.ca...@gmail.com> wrote:
> I'm convinced that The Church of the SubGenius is the one true way.
> My 30$ will be arriving as soon as I have a mailing address again.
BTW. The Church also accepts body parts as payment if you dont have
the $30.
(Disclaimer: Left feet not
Accepted)
Rev. 11D Meow!
"Toilet Pepper" <jah...@manila.alorica.net> wrote in message
news:e9a79bc0-b808-417a...@v26g2000prm.googlegroups.com...
They still need a return address for the 'goods'.
inquiring hive-minds want to know...
> On Fri, 9 May 2008 11:25:01 -0700 (PDT), "Rev. Back It On Up 13"
>
> >We live in fear.
>
> FOR GOD'S SAKE, CALL FOR HELP!
>
> He hasn't fed us for a week! Apparently he's punishing us for having
> an O/W, whatever the hell that is!
>
> --
> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy
> The bird sings with it's fingers
> - One time
>
> :: Currently listening to Angry Johnny, 1995, by Poe, from "Hello"
<a href="http://www.patentstorm.us/patents/6432439-claims.html">O/W</a>
SODDI the Reformed
"inquiring hive-minds want to know..." <y.c...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:d86b6898-7a17-4f49...@i76g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
> pamperphlets, when I should be asleep. I thought I had worked out what
> it's all about WITHOUT paying thirty of my greasy, hard-earned
> dollars; but upon further KB and sleep-deprived reflection, I fail.
>
> So here are some guesses:
>
> 1. It's a joke. About cults. But REALLY, it's a cult about jokes.
> Where you pay thirty bucks for a piece of paper saying " Hardee har
> har. You're stupid. Now let's get high and fuck."
>
> 2. It's a pyramid scheme for dropouts, with some Gnosticism thrown in
> for shitz n' gurgles.
>
> 3. It's true.
>
> Can one of you weirdos please explain why my 30$ is better off with
> you than buying bullets?
1, 2, 3, true, false...
Why so fucking LINEAR?
Rev. 11D Meow!
"SODDI the Reformed" <magic...@fairyland.com> wroted...
>
>
> 1, 2, 3, true, false...
>
> Why so fucking LINEAR?
>
Examples of not fucking linear, please?
thanks
Unclaimed Mysteries
Invisible penguins. L'Hopital's Rule. "Bob." Happiness. Boredom.
Cuticle. The Go-Gos. Paper football.
-cls
--
It Came From Corry Lee Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net
Rev. 11D Meow!
"Unclaimed Mysteries"
<theletter_k_and...@unclaimedmysteries.net> wrote in message
news:k8ednRkvwLw7xrjV...@earthlink.com...
Isn't there an invisible penguin in that
'Cannibal Holocaust' movie?
And cuticles CAN be trained to act linear.
the rest, I agree with that post.
"Fwap", King of the Gnu
<bo...@mail2bombay.com> wrote:
>On May 9, 8:25 am, nenslo <nen...@hahoo.com> wrote:
>> In article
>> <d86b6898-7a17-4f49-a368-336b72aa3...@i76g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>,
>> "inquiring hive-minds want to know..." <y.ca...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>> > And I must say, I'm intrigued. I've been reading and re-reading your
>> > pamperphlets, when I should be asleep. I thought I had worked out what
>> > it's all about WITHOUT paying thirty of my greasy, hard-earned
>> > dollars; but upon further KB and sleep-deprived reflection, I fail.
>>
>> > So here are some guesses:
>>
>> > 1. It's a joke. About cults. But REALLY, it's a cult about jokes.
>> > Where you pay thirty bucks for a piece of paper saying " Hardee har
>> > har. You're stupid. Now let's get high and fuck."
>>
>> > 2. It's a pyramid scheme for dropouts, with some Gnosticism thrown in
>> > for shitz n' gurgles.
>>
>> > 3. It's true.
>>
>> > Can one of you weirdos please explain why my 30$ is better off with
>> > you than buying bullets?
>>
>> You will never be able to kill enough people with thirty dollars worth
>> of bullets to make any difference.
>
>Tut tut. One bullet in one's own skull can make all the difference in
>the world.
Nah. They will just find some other dweeb to take your
place.
...
inquiring hive-minds want to know...
> "SODDI the Reformed" <magicha...@fairyland.com> wroted...
> 1, 2, 3, true, false...
>
> > Why so fucking LINEAR?
>
> Examples of not fucking linear, please?
>
> thanks
Yeah, I do not kowtow to the man anymore.
See how I brought that back around? Non-linear.
phy
4032-9bce-b...@2g2000hsn.googlegroups.com:
>> Rev BIOU is not at all what anybody was expecting.
>>
>> -phy
>
> I don't know what you mean by that, exactly, but I feel it might be
> the kind of testimonial I should keep handy. For future references.
Yes. Print it out and keep it in your back pocket. Always. That way, when
you finally figure out what I meant by that, you can tell me what I meant
by that. Then we will both know.
-phy
Sri Bodhi Prana
> "SODDI the Reformed" <magicha...@fairyland.com> wroted...
>
>
>
> > 1, 2, 3, true, false...
>
> > Why so fucking LINEAR?
>
> Examples of not fucking linear, please?
>
> thanks
1^2, 2^3, 3^4, sqrt(true), log(false)
Sri Bodhi Prana
Rev. 11D Meow!
"Sri Bodhi Prana" <bo...@mail2bombay.com> wrote in message
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I'm going to have to ask mikie
to explain this one to me, sorry.
I didn't make it to collage
to learn this kind of language, sorry.
And please accept my profuse apologies
for kowtowing to the man on it also.
If it weren't for the man,
I coulda been a contenda...
nenslo
<e38b0e74-b6d7-47c6...@26g2000hsk.googlegroups.com>,
"Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
> The only event that I know of that is members Only is
> X-Day at Brushwood. The best event.
>
I consider "getting it" a pretty important event.
nenslo
<7aa84d48-c5c9-4d0b...@c65g2000hsa.googlegroups.com>,
> Sri Bodhi Prana
Well that doesn't take thirty bucks worth, not even a big empty skull
like yours.
Rev. 11D Meow!
"nenslo" <nen...@hahoo.com> wrote in message
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Even a door knob will do for you, sir.
2cool4school
wrote:
>
Bent Penis? Don't Ask....
Rev. 11D Meow!
"2cool4school" <cuttle...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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I took somebody long enough,
so to speak. ::)))