From the Art War Battle Front: "For those Christians like me that are not willing to take it any more."
Legume
From Renderosity.com:
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Hello all:
Too bad the complain and Discussion forum has been removed and due the lack
to where express our feelings about some subject matters I don't know where
I can post a complain.
It seems that some of the members of this community who has powerful admin
frinds delights making profane pictures about our belives. I want to ask
what could be happen if some member with lack of knowledge starts to make
profane pcitures about Mahomed or Budah, even agains Jews? I bet there will
be a massive blamming against that person, I know that a lot of us
(Christians) don't want to do something about it because you are afraid to
be catalogued as a fanatic, to defend your belives against someone who are
making a mock of them is not a fanatism act, it is an act of courage. I
want to let very clear that I'm not against freespeach, but I do belive
that freespeach has its own border, that border starts where other people
could be feel offended by a dumb picture who has the only purpose to ufend
a big human group as the Christians. I'm just tired of this abusive person
who has the support of Renderosity's admins to bother other people belives.
I sent an e-mail message to the admins about this abusive behave and got
not answer about this constant and anoying behave. I will not ask you to
protest and send massive e-mails to the admins of this site, why? because
they will not listen to you, I will just ask you to boicot the store for
one week, don't buy anything from the Renderosity's store just for one week
to let them know that you are not willing to take it anymore direct insults
against your relgious belives. I know that we are a majory, don't be afraid
to express your disapoint against this abusive character we acting as a
United community could make the things to change over this place in a
respectfull manner. Any hating campaign against any religion first starts
as a mock of it, then the things turns more seriously, at least is what
human History has tought us, we as a Christian community are under attack
by a hatting campaing from some one who don't respect the must elementary
human rights (as the right to belive in any religion you want).
My requests is to have removed the offensive pictures from this forum and
get a satisfaction from the character or Renderosity's admins about why
they let the pictures over here.
Just a final personal statement, I'm not doing this for fanatism, but
because any human religion deserves a minimum of respect, so you don't need
to be Christian to be agreed with this message, when someone makes a mock
of any serious belive he is attemting againsts the most elementals
personality rights. Why do we have to be tolerant to one person who has not
the will to be tolerant with our belivies?
One Final note for those who are proffesional pisser keep away of this
threath please.
Best Regardings
Benigno "Virus" Fernandez
--
Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume
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"I don't need to vote for Legume's work to submit that he's handed guys
like you your asses. He's Tarzan on a big red scooter and you'll never
catch him". ---Februus
nu-monet v4.0
>
> This is definitely one I'm saving for my "War On Art" archive.
> From Renderosity.com:
>
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> Hello all:
By george, I think that this letter is art in itself. A small
version would be a good background for a picture, and if put
through that ancient program "babble", the run through a text-
to-voice synthesizer, one could produce hours of mumbling
inanities!
--
"The guarding of freedom that God grants is
the noble charge of the Department of Justice."
--Attorney General John Ashcroft
Joe Cosby
thunder crashed, Legume <no...@yerbiz.com> laughed madly, then wrote:
>This is definitely one I'm saving for my "War On Art" archive.
>From Renderosity.com:
>
>--------------
>Hello all:
>Too bad the complain and Discussion forum has been removed and due the lack
>to where express our feelings about some subject matters I don't know where
>I can post a complain.
>It seems that some of the members of this community who has powerful admin
>frinds delights making profane pictures about our belives. I want to ask
>what could be happen if some member with lack of knowledge starts to make
>profane pcitures about Mahomed or Budah, even agains Jews?
I would post this
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com/pic/bha.jpg
and ask
"OK, you happy NOW bitch?"
But that's just me.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
Getting in Touch with the Universe: Sell Your Worldly Possessions
and Lead a Life of Austerity in the Woods, or Just Smoke a Doobie?
- Philosophy for Dummies, Chapter 13
Sig by Kookie Jar 5.98d http://go.to/generalfrenetics/
John Starrett
>
> This is definitely one I'm saving for my "War On Art" archive.
> From Renderosity.com:
>
> --------------
> Hello all:
> Too bad the complain and Discussion forum has been removed and due the lack
> to where express our feelings about some subject matters I don't know where
> I can post a complain.
Hell, I'm saving it too. That feller sounds close to the
edge. I wonder what percentage of Christians share his
views. His speling says "home scoold in a crischin
envirment". Oops.... I believe I was mocking his beliefs...
John Starrett
John Starrett
For a cheap thrill, use the Bell Labs web based text to
speech synthesizer:
http://www.bell-labs.com/project/tts/voices.html
I like the raspy option.
John Starrett
Legume
> Hell, I'm saving it too. That feller sounds close to the
> edge. I wonder what percentage of Christians share his
> views. His speling says "home scoold in a crischin
> envirment". Oops.... I believe I was mocking his beliefs...
The guy's a Maexican lawyer. I shit you not.
Joe Cosby
thunder crashed, Legume <no...@yerbiz.com> laughed madly, then wrote:
>John Starrett wrote:
>
>> Hell, I'm saving it too. That feller sounds close to the
>> edge. I wonder what percentage of Christians share his
>> views. His speling says "home scoold in a crischin
>> envirment". Oops.... I believe I was mocking his beliefs...
>
>The guy's a Maexican lawyer. I shit you not.
>
I'm married in mexico. If I ever change my name to "Monty Casino" it
could even stick, technically.
>--
>Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume
>-----------------------------
>"I don't need to vote for Legume's work to submit that he's handed guys
>like you your asses. He's Tarzan on a big red scooter and you'll never
>catch him". ---Februus
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
In the democracy of the blind, only the blind are eligible for the job.
John Starrett
I'd love to read his briefs..... oh, wait.....
Col. Sphinx Drummond
> Legume wrote:
> >
> > This is definitely one I'm saving for my "War On Art" archive.
> > From Renderosity.com:
> >
> > --------------
> > Hello all:
>
> By george, I think that this letter is art in itself. A small
> version would be a good background for a picture, and if put
> through that ancient program "babble", the run through a text-
> to-voice synthesizer, one could produce hours of mumbling
> inanities!
I wish someone would make a diaramma or a doll house with Jesus,
Marx (Groucho), Buddha, Marlon Brando, Mohammed, Elvis, and Davy
Crockett, as the figurines. Then have the the audio portion come
from the synthesized mumblings.
Or paint a picture of them sitting around a table playing poker,
like that guy with the dogs. Or maybe carve a totem pole to look
like their heads are stacked upon another, instead.
I could sell stuff like that.
-Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR
The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel
> "nu-monet v4.0" wrote:
> >
> > Legume wrote:
> > >
> > > This is definitely one I'm saving for my "War On Art" archive.
> > > From Renderosity.com:
> > >
> > > --------------
> > > Hello all:
> >
> > By george, I think that this letter is art in itself. A small
> > version would be a good background for a picture, and if put
> > through that ancient program "babble", the run through a text-
> > to-voice synthesizer, one could produce hours of mumbling
> > inanities!
>
>
> speech synthesizer:
> http://www.bell-labs.com/project/tts/voices.html
>
"[ ]If you plan to enter text which our system might consider to be
obscene, check here to certify that you are old enough to hear the
resulting output."
Shall we blame the lawyers, or just general stupidity?
--
Chaos.
The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel
>
> Hell, I'm saving it too. That feller sounds close to the
> edge. I wonder what percentage of Christians share his
> views. His speling says "home scoold in a crischin
> envirment". Oops.... I believe I was mocking his beliefs...
No, you was mokin his edumakashun.
--
C.
Rev. Underwood
>obscene, check here to certify that you are old enough to hear the
>resulting output."
>
>Shall we blame the lawyers, or just general stupidity?
>
I saw that the other day and was boggling at it myself. What the hell? The
kid can type in the dirty words, but he can't hear them said? Also, I didnt
realize there was a legal age at which you could hear profanity. What age is
that exactly? Does that mean my parents are gonna go to jail for cussing
around me when I was a kid, or will I go to jail for hearing it when I was too
young to hear it?
Fucking idiots.
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You'll be wracked with self-loathing...
or your money back!
"He who dislikes animals and small children can't be all bad!" - W. C. Fields
Rev. Ivan Stang
<sph...@subgenius.com> wrote:
>
> I wish someone would make a diaramma or a doll house with Jesus,
> Marx (Groucho), Buddha, Marlon Brando, Mohammed, Elvis, and Davy
> Crockett, as the figurines. Then have the the audio portion come
> from the synthesized mumblings.
>
> Or paint a picture of them sitting around a table playing poker,
> like that guy with the dogs. Or maybe carve a totem pole to look
> like their heads are stacked upon another, instead.
>
> I could sell stuff like that.
>
Sphinx, you evidently haven't been reading your Performance Art and
Fine Art News. I am pretty sure that all THREE of the things you
suggest have been done. I don't know that they were SOLD, though. And I
don't believe that you could sell stuff like that, because I don't
think you could keep a straight face that long. Not right in front of
somebody. alt.fan.keanu-reeves, that's different.
--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Bobdiddley
>the will to be tolerant with our belivies?
Because, all your belivies are belong to us! Mr. Fluffers rules! May his mighty
sword smite the unclean from the Earth!
Bobdiddley
>Marx (Groucho), Buddha, Marlon Brando, Mohammed, Elvis, and Davy
>Crockett, as the figurines. Then have the the audio portion come
>from the synthesized mumblings.
>
>Or paint a picture of them sitting around a table playing poker,
>like that guy with the dogs.
>
Bobdiddley
>> envirment". Oops.... I believe I was mocking his beliefs...
>
>The guy's a Maexican lawyer. I shit you not.
Mock him for what he says, not for his spelling or grammar. Or at least
spell-check yourself first. Then run any of your own posts through a translator
and back, to see how you might read if you could write in another language.
Remember the invisible idiot.
Kat Suit Model
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
nu-monet v4.0
(Here's the first chunk of the Gettysburg Address xlated
English->Spanish->English->French->English->German->
English->Italian->English. I cleaned it up a little bit,
but this should explain *a lot* about the EU.)
ORIGINAL
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought
forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in
liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all
men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a
great civil war, testing whether that nation or
any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long
endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that
war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that
field as a final resting-place for those who here
gave their lives that that nation might live.
POST BABELFISH
Four customers and seven years our crude matters
have obtained in the front part inserted in this
continent one new nation, understood in liberty
and the subject that all sends the same men
manufactured. Hour bloccarlo contracted large we
one civil war and control, if this nation or any
nation put to arrestarsi understood cos and in a
such begun way it from the length. They complete
them in a large one battleground with this war.
We have come to use a part of this field like the
blocking of the pause space for which they have
given the relative life that hard here, in a
position to living this nation.
Kat Suit Model
Normally I am against spelling and grammar flames, but the point here
is that he's displaying a brutal level of ignorance in both his
beliefs and his communication. The former is rather sad; the latter
came out quite funny.
The truly sad thing is, such deficiencies go hand in hand. He's too
whacked out to make sense, and he's too whacked out to read well
enough to LEARN sense - doesn't matter if he's from Mexico or Alabama,
Sweden or Utah, Mozambique or Indiana - hicks is hicks.
Joe Cosby
feverishly;
thunder crashed, "nu-monet v4.0" <not...@succeeds.com> laughed madly,
then wrote:
You forgot chinese korean and japanese.
With us in your place in new country.... generally it is inserted
inside name of 7 years which grasp, there is a customer and an
internal free state to be, the same man whom writing entirely you give
birth namely production following that you understand control S. The
country of some type as for this country or the same in the arrestarsi
is you put and when that method and length and width inside you
understand, vandana war of the north of lithium one of growth of
contraction of the bloccarlo of time beginning from the cos, if you
control just. Those battleground 1 the inside that perfection those
are very in war. When, our they come and the empty 10 planting ? ?,
being related here, use finishing part space that these range we make
that go to bed together that is discovered because of this national
whole life, in, you have lived.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
Actual dialogue between Ronald Reagan and
Nancy Reagan (nee Davis), in the movie,
"Hellcats of the Navy":
(standing in front of a stack of naval mines)
Nancy: What are you going to do after the war?
Ronald: I told you a hundred times.
Nancy: I want to hear it once more.
Ronald: I'm going into the surplus business.
I'm gonna buy up all the old mines
and sell them to the man in the moon.
Nancy: But there's no water on the moon!
Ronald: How do you know so much about the moon?
Nancy: I know a lot about it. I spend all my
time looking at it when you're away.
That's how it still is with me.
Ronald: It's time for me to go now.
Rev. Underwood
>Sweden or Utah, Mozambique or Indiana - hicks is hicks.
.SIG
Ummm, what name should I put for the source? Kat Suit Model?
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"Doesn't matter if he's from Mexico or Alabama, Sweeden or Utah, Mozambique or
Geo
"Legume" <no...@yerbiz.com> wrote in message
news:Xns91C0EF85FE8B2Co...@24.12.106.199...
> This is definitely one I'm saving for my "War On Art" archive.
> From Renderosity.com:
>
> --------------
> Hello all:
This would be more effective if the idiot that complains about content could
SPELL!!
sheesh,
Fed up with stupd Christians,
Rev.Geo
Geo
> John Starrett wrote:
>
> > Hell, I'm saving it too. That feller sounds close to the
> > edge. I wonder what percentage of Christians share his
> > views. His speling says "home scoold in a crischin
> > envirment". Oops.... I believe I was mocking his beliefs...
>
> The guy's a Maexican lawyer. I shit you not.
Thank you, now I hate him WORSE than I did before,
Getting into crehateivity,
Rev.Geo
The Stinking Bishop Prostata Cantata MP
that was definitely a fine example of why it's a good idea to
*learn* the language you are using to write letters of complaint and/or
persuasion.
Nice.
--
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I have burped, farted, and sneezed at the same time, and I am still
alive. --Dan Povenmire, Los Angeles
Rev. Underwood
Uh oh Geo, you shouldnt have said that. Now Kevan will attack you for hating
Mexican Lawyers, and we'll all have to listen to him whine some more.
Dammit, now I keep thinking "Uh oh, Chongo."
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You'll be wracked with self-loathing...
or your money back!
"Doesn't matter if he's from Mexico or Alabama, Sweeden or Utah, Mozambique or
Chas. 'Mark' Bee
Hey, anybody with the the words "I was home schooled" in the same
sentence as an egregious misspelling is fair game in my book, netiquette
or no.
Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench
<joec...@mindspring.com> wrote:
> I would post this
>
> http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com/pic/bha.jpg
>
> and ask
>
> "OK, you happy NOW bitch?"
>
> But that's just me.
Ah, so nice to see the swastika back where it belongs--draping the
Enlightened One as he meditates on the vagina of an animal that can
roll up and shove its snout in there at will.
*gong*
Her Ladyship Lilith
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Legume
> Ah, so nice to see the swastika back where it belongs--draping the
> Enlightened One as he meditates on the vagina of an animal that can
> roll up and shove its snout in there at will.
You disgusting perverted tramp. It's not about sex, it's about LOVE.
--
Legume
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Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench
Legume <no...@yerbiz.com> wrote:
> Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
>
> > Ah, so nice to see the swastika back where it belongs--draping the
> > Enlightened One as he meditates on the vagina of an animal that can
> > roll up and shove its snout in there at will.
>
> You disgusting perverted tramp.
You called?
> It's not about sex, it's about LOVE.
Yes, and Siddharta's love was so pure that he could contemplate the
vagina of an armadillo and not feel desire, only serenity. I mean, in
the picture there he *is* soft.