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just john

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Sep 23, 2008, 11:42:57 AM9/23/08
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"AIG was replaced in the Dow Jones Industrial Average by Kraft, the
makers of Cheez Whiz."


http://harpers.org/archive/2008/09/WeeklyReview2008-09-23

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Rev. Ivan Stang

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Sep 23, 2008, 11:59:28 AM9/23/08
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Bookmarked. I like that Sam Stark guy's dry style. No ham-fisted
editorializing for old Stark. Stark's fist is nearly hamless.

Rev. Back It On Up 13

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Sep 23, 2008, 12:02:00 PM9/23/08
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Please explain to me why hamless is good.

Everything I can think of is improved by ham. Including fists. An
extended fist is an invitation to fight, but an extended fistful of
ham is an invitation to make love.

Rev. Ivan Stang

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Sep 23, 2008, 12:09:13 PM9/23/08
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On Sep 23, 12:02 pm, "Rev. Back It On Up 13" <eviel...@aol.com> wrote:
> On Sep 23, 11:59 am, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
>
> > On Sep 23, 11:42 am, just john <teuy13...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
> > > "AIG was replaced in the Dow Jones Industrial Average by Kraft, the
> > > makers of Cheez Whiz."
>
> > >http://harpers.org/archive/2008/09/WeeklyReview2008-09-23
>
> > > --
> > > * Radio Free Entropy:http://just-john.com/cn/rfe.shtml
>
> > Bookmarked. I like that Sam Stark guy's dry style. No ham-fisted
> > editorializing for old Stark. Stark's fist is nearly hamless.
>
> Please explain to me why hamless is good.
>
> Everything I can think of is improved by ham.

What about acting?

> Including fists.  An
> extended fist is an invitation to fight, but an extended fistful of
> ham is an invitation to make love.

GOD DAMN IT! Is THAT what she meant? Boy, did I blow it.

Otto Bahn

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Sep 23, 2008, 12:35:07 PM9/23/08
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote

> > > "AIG was replaced in the Dow Jones Industrial Average by Kraft, the


> > > makers of Cheez Whiz."
>
> > >http://harpers.org/archive/2008/09/WeeklyReview2008-09-23
>
> > > --
> > > * Radio Free Entropy:http://just-john.com/cn/rfe.shtml
>
> > Bookmarked. I like that Sam Stark guy's dry style. No ham-fisted
> > editorializing for old Stark. Stark's fist is nearly hamless.
>
> Please explain to me why hamless is good.
>
> Everything I can think of is improved by ham.
<
<What about acting?

Yeah, that's balogne.

> Including fists. An
> extended fist is an invitation to fight, but an extended fistful of
> ham is an invitation to make love.
<
>GOD DAMN IT! Is THAT what she meant? Boy, did I blow it.

Apparently you never watched the movie A Fistful Of Ham.

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just john

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Sep 23, 2008, 12:45:33 PM9/23/08
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Otto Bahn wrote:
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote

>> Including fists. An


>> extended fist is an invitation to fight, but an extended fistful of
>> ham is an invitation to make love.
> <
>> GOD DAMN IT! Is THAT what she meant? Boy, did I blow it.
>
> Apparently you never watched the movie A Fistful Of Ham.


One of the most successful of the Prosciutto Western genre!

SODDI

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Sep 23, 2008, 12:35:14 PM9/23/08
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"just john" <teuy...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:atydnSyDVcA6kETV...@giganews.com...

> "AIG was replaced in the Dow Jones Industrial Average by Kraft, the makers
> of Cheez Whiz."

This is as it always should have been.


Otto Bahn

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Sep 23, 2008, 12:51:20 PM9/23/08
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"just john" <teuy...@sneakemail.com> wrote

>>> Including fists. An
>>> extended fist is an invitation to fight, but an extended fistful of
>>> ham is an invitation to make love.
>> <
>>> GOD DAMN IT! Is THAT what she meant? Boy, did I blow it.
>>
>> Apparently you never watched the movie A Fistful Of Ham.
>
>
> One of the most successful of the Prosciutto Western genre!

I always thought Clint should change his name to Westwood.

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just john

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Sep 23, 2008, 1:35:06 PM9/23/08
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And if/when Kraft has to bailed out by the Feds, we'll have what's
coincidentally playing on my speakers, "Government Cheese" (from HoS #1170.)

Rev Egg Plant

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Sep 23, 2008, 6:52:43 PM9/23/08
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just john wrote:
> SODDI wrote:
>> "just john" <teuy...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>> news:atydnSyDVcA6kETV...@giganews.com...
>>
>>> "AIG was replaced in the Dow Jones Industrial Average by Kraft, the
>>> makers of Cheez Whiz."
>>
>> This is as it always should have been.
>>
>
>
> And if/when Kraft has to bailed out by the Feds, we'll have what's
> coincidentally playing on my speakers, "Government Cheese" (from HoS
> #1170.)
>

I dunno, I thought immediately of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3RCCwKUf3Q

Brought to you by Carl's Junior!!

Rev Egg Plant

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Sep 23, 2008, 6:48:50 PM9/23/08
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I love you from afar. It is an unrequited love, a love that can never
come true, but I love you nonetheless.

Got ham? LET'S FUCK!!

Rev. Back It On Up 13

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Sep 23, 2008, 7:33:07 PM9/23/08
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> Got ham? LET'S FUCK!!- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

I love you, too Egg Plant.

Ham n' Egg Plant 4 EVA!

Pisces

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Sep 23, 2008, 10:44:44 PM9/23/08
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great now i am thinking eggplant Parmesan with prosciutto.

David DeLaney

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Sep 23, 2008, 7:38:14 PM9/23/08
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Pisces <KVan...@gmail.com> wrote:

>"Rev. Back It On Up 13" <eviel...@aol.com> wrote:
>> Rev Egg Plant <spammers_...@rrclark.net> wrote:
>> > I love you from afar. It is an unrequited love, a love that can never
>> > come true, but I love you nonetheless.
>>
>> > Got ham? LET'S FUCK!!- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> I love you, too Egg Plant.
>> Ham n' Egg Plant 4 EVA!
>
>great now i am thinking eggplant Parmesan with prosciutto.

our work here is done

Dave "So ... when is XX-Day? We have to get that out of the way before we get
to XXX-Day, right?" DeLaney
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It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
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Zapanaz

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Sep 23, 2008, 10:58:55 PM9/23/08
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Pisces hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;

Please, this is a family newsgroup.


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Rev Egg Plant

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Sep 23, 2008, 11:25:57 PM9/23/08
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YAY!!!

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