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It's NAKED DAY!!!

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SusietheFloozie

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Sep 27, 2009, 2:19:53 PM9/27/09
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I worked my ass off all week, and even had to go down to the statio at
midnight to play the shows. Which meant leaving my house. Which meant
putting on CLOTHES.

What kind of idiocy is that? Now I have a shitload of laundry to do!
But I figured fuck the laundry, fuck leaving the house--today is NAKED
DAY!

The Mahar and I shall endeavor to wear nothing all day, in honor of
our honest, natural nakidity. This will ensure that I spend some much-
needed time whipping the next HURRICANE SPECTACULAR into shape. Right
now, George is getting pounded into mush in the shit and litter of the
SuperDome, I believe. It would have drawn to a close if alt.slack
didn't provide me with hours of distraction every day.

DAMN YOU, alt.slack!!!!

But at least you never make me wear fucking CLOTHES.

Tater Gumfries

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Sep 27, 2009, 2:41:50 PM9/27/09
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Tater supports you! He was naked this morning, but had to put some
clothes on to go out in back and turn off the chipper.

You keep that naked up, gal.

Tater

SusietheFloozie

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Sep 27, 2009, 3:03:50 PM9/27/09
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Yep, it's always advisable to wear some sort of cocksack to deal with
anything with moving parts, I guess. If I had dangly bits, I might not
be so cavalier about my nudity.

Rev.Logan 714

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Sep 27, 2009, 3:30:35 PM9/27/09
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On Sep 27, 12:19 pm, SusietheFloozie <susieflo...@gmail.com> wrote:

here we do laundry naked We haft to find you a stackable washer and
dryer so you can do laundry naked too

logan

SusietheFloozie

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Sep 27, 2009, 3:39:05 PM9/27/09
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On Sep 27, 3:30 pm, "Rev.Logan 714" <logan...@gmail.com> wrote:

> here we do laundry naked We haft to find you a stackable washer and
> dryer so you can do  laundry naked too

There's a beautiful feeling of REALLY getting ahead when you're doing
naked laundry.

Rev. Susie the Floozie

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Sep 27, 2009, 6:02:36 PM9/27/09
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Damn! Ruined my streak! (Literally.) I had to put on something to
stroll down to the MexiMart to pick up a bag of briquets--tonight's
fare will be New York strip steaks, charcoal-baked potato, and sweet
yellow corn on the cob with Caesar salad.

Worth getting dressed for, in my book. But fuck the neighbors--I'm
grilling out in my green satin robe.

Extreme right wing Chain Smerker

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Sep 27, 2009, 6:28:10 PM9/27/09
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hi a/s/L? im nkd 2 wanna c2c?

Paul Jamison

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Sep 27, 2009, 6:51:04 PM9/27/09
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This is probably why you never see a machine shop in those old 60's nudist
camp movies.

Paul


Rev. Susie the Floozie

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Sep 27, 2009, 7:26:55 PM9/27/09
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On Sep 27, 6:51 pm, "Paul Jamison" <pjamis...@cox.net> wrote:

> This is probably why you never see a machine shop in those old 60's nudist
> camp movies.

Ooh, yeah, yer right about that. No viseclamps, no punch press, no
table saw--

Hey! Where'd everybody's DICKS go???

Paul Jamison

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Sep 27, 2009, 7:49:10 PM9/27/09
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"Rev. Susie the Floozie" <revsusiet...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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For that matter, were there ever any barbecues in those old nudie flicks?
Volleyball, archery, Ralph Young playing accordian, but any barbecues?


Rev. Susie the Floozie

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Sep 27, 2009, 7:49:53 PM9/27/09
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On Sep 27, 7:49 pm, "Paul Jamison" <pjamis...@cox.net> wrote:

> For that matter, were there ever any barbecues in those old nudie flicks?
> Volleyball, archery, Ralph Young playing accordian, but any barbecues?

Weiners were grilled.

Oh, the humanity...!

Zapanaz

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Sep 27, 2009, 8:03:24 PM9/27/09
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http://fukung.net/v/16288/1243256191-hahaha_8a9ab3ee39384bf481ec125d52eba5390b702c16m.gif

http://bob-kinney.com/BigCheesyGrin.jpg

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Zapanaz

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Sep 27, 2009, 8:18:59 PM9/27/09
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On Sun, 27 Sep 2009 17:03:24 -0700, Zapanaz
<http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl?foo=@mindspring.com> wrote:

>On Sun, 27 Sep 2009 16:26:55 -0700 (PDT), "Rev. Susie the Floozie"
><revsusiet...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>On Sep 27, 6:51�pm, "Paul Jamison" <pjamis...@cox.net> wrote:
>>
>>> This is probably why you never see a machine shop in those old 60's nudist
>>> camp movies.
>>
>>Ooh, yeah, yer right about that. No viseclamps, no punch press, no
>>table saw--
>>
>>Hey! Where'd everybody's DICKS go???
>
>http://fukung.net/v/16288/1243256191-hahaha_8a9ab3ee39384bf481ec125d52eba5390b702c16m.gif
>
>http://bob-kinney.com/BigCheesyGrin.jpg

the really sad thing is, she has a nicer cock than I do.


I just had a really bad fantasy.

I think I just got made gay again.


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Men don't fall in love with girls like that!
Capt. Yossarian:
They always fall in love with girls like that.
Capt. Dobbs:
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