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Oct 12, 2004, 6:09:58 PM10/12/04
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Eighties' TV show The A-Team is being remade
for the big screen...


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Oct 12, 2004, 9:27:43 PM10/12/04
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Anachron wrote:
> "nu-monet v7.0" <not...@succeeds.com> wrote in message
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> Lets see, Charlie's Angels, Brady Bunch, Beverly Hillbillies, now A-hole
> Team. Can Hollywood scrape any lower from the bottom of the TV barrel? I
> see splinters up on the screen already. Ohhh if only Family Affair would be
> remade. Please "Bob," let them find a way.
>
Two words.
HEE HAW.

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Zapanaz

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Oct 12, 2004, 8:59:39 PM10/12/04
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On Tue, 12 Oct 2004 20:44:13 -0400, "Dick Hertz (Hey, who's Dick
Hertz?)" <m...@example.com> wrote:

>x-no-archive: yes


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>Anachron wrote:
>> "nu-monet v7.0" <not...@succeeds.com> wrote in message
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>> Lets see, Charlie's Angels, Brady Bunch, Beverly Hillbillies, now A-hole
>> Team. Can Hollywood scrape any lower from the bottom of the TV barrel? I
>

> After the "Scooby Doo" movie, you have to ask?


>
>> see splinters up on the screen already. Ohhh if only Family Affair would be
>> remade. Please "Bob," let them find a way.

I want a high-budget R to X rated version of Gillian's Island.

"Discipline is pretty tight on this ship!" etc etc etc etc

Lots of sex then they declare war on the monkeys.


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nu-monet v7.0

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Oct 12, 2004, 9:53:53 PM10/12/04
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Zapanaz wrote:
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> I want a high-budget R to X rated version
> of Gillian's Island.

Storyboards on a.b.s.

pdf format.

Paul E. Jamison

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Oct 13, 2004, 6:52:12 AM10/13/04
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"ArWeGod" <ArWeGod?@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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> "nu-monet v7.0" <not...@succeeds.com> wrote in message
> news:416C56...@succeeds.com...
> > http://tinyurl.com/68bds
> >
> > Eighties' TV show The A-Team is being remade
> > for the big screen...
>
> It plays every night on the PBS station where I live. I never saw the
> original series, and I caught about 3 episodes in the last year, but was
> underwhelmed.
>
And here I thought PBS was getting desperate when they started plating
football games on Saturday afternoon. This beats that all around.

Paul


HellPopeHuey

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Oct 13, 2004, 12:12:24 PM10/13/04
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"Anachron" <Anachro...@neo.rr.com> wrote in message news:<uI_ad.62377$V06....@fe2.columbus.rr.com>...

> Lets see, Charlie's Angels, Brady Bunch, Beverly Hillbillies, now A-hole
> Team. Can Hollywood scrape any lower from the bottom of the TV barrel? I

> see splinters up on the screen already. Ohhh if only Family Affair would be
> remade. Please "Bob," let them find a way.

"Mr. French draws Sissy's bath water and then hides behind the
curtain, fortified by a lizard-skin thong and a Mr. French Tickler."
Yeah, with a little modernization, it could be SO HOT. Oh, and
naturally, Mrs. Beasely will vibrate in that SPECIAL WAY, so Buffy and
Sissy are always fighting for possession of the doll for VERY
DIFFERENT REASONS. Christ, I either need fewer pills or MORE or a
staff writer slot with a sitcom. 90% of my filthy psycho-blather would
never leave the bullpen, eieieieiei. Discuss.

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ArWeGod

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Oct 13, 2004, 8:18:04 AM10/13/04
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"Paul E. Jamison" <pjam...@cox.net> wrote in message
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They are threatening to play "Airwolf" soon! I'm not sure if it is a
ploy to get more money (so they DON'T play it), or what...
Next it will be David Hasslehoff!

--
ArWeDesperate


paco

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Oct 13, 2004, 7:34:27 AM10/13/04
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I'm thinking "Charles in Charge" using the characters from the 3 "Happy
Days" Spin-offs "Laverne and Shirley", "Mork and Mindy", and everybodys
favourite "Joanie loves Chachi".
Look for it in theaters next summer.


wbarwell

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Oct 14, 2004, 10:17:00 AM10/14/04
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HellPopeHuey wrote:

> "Anachron" <Anachro...@neo.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:<uI_ad.62377$V06....@fe2.columbus.rr.com>...
>
>> Lets see, Charlie's Angels, Brady Bunch, Beverly Hillbillies, now A-hole
>> Team. Can Hollywood scrape any lower from the bottom of the TV barrel?
>> I
>> see splinters up on the screen already. Ohhh if only Family Affair would
>> be
>> remade. Please "Bob," let them find a way.
>
> "Mr. French draws Sissy's bath water and then hides behind the
> curtain, fortified by a lizard-skin thong and a Mr. French Tickler."
> Yeah, with a little modernization, it could be SO HOT. Oh, and
> naturally, Mrs. Beasely will vibrate in that SPECIAL WAY, so Buffy and
> Sissy are always fighting for possession of the doll for VERY
> DIFFERENT REASONS. Christ, I either need fewer pills or MORE or a
> staff writer slot with a sitcom. 90% of my filthy psycho-blather would
> never leave the bullpen, eieieieiei. Discuss.


Billy O'Reilly needs you more than you can imagine.

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Rev DJ Epoch

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Oct 13, 2004, 1:36:44 PM10/13/04
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> "Anachron" <Anachro...@neo.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:<uI_ad.62377$V06....@fe2.columbus.rr.com>...
>
>> Lets see, Charlie's Angels, Brady Bunch, Beverly Hillbillies, now
>> A-hole Team. Can Hollywood scrape any lower from the bottom of the TV
>> barrel? I see splinters up on the screen already. Ohhh if only Family
>> Affair would be remade. Please "Bob," let them find a way.
>
> "Mr. French draws Sissy's bath water and then hides behind the
> curtain, fortified by a lizard-skin thong and a Mr. French Tickler."
> Yeah, with a little modernization, it could be SO HOT. Oh, and
> naturally, Mrs. Beasely will vibrate in that SPECIAL WAY, so Buffy and
> Sissy are always fighting for possession of the doll for VERY
> DIFFERENT REASONS. Christ, I either need fewer pills or MORE or a
> staff writer slot with a sitcom. 90% of my filthy psycho-blather would
> never leave the bullpen, eieieieiei. Discuss.
>

The FCC called. They're fining you $2M just for THINKING of writing for a
sitcom. Seems they're getting a bit premature proactive.

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Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
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An A-Team movie??? Gawd... what's next? "Mr. Ed Bangs The Love Boat"?

Rev. Richard Skull

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Oct 13, 2004, 8:07:20 PM10/13/04
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>Lets see, Charlie's Angels, Brady Bunch, Beverly Hillbillies, now A-hole
>Team. Can Hollywood scrape any lower from the bottom of the TV barrel? I
>see splinters up on the screen already. Ohhh if only Family Affair would be
>remade. Please "Bob," let them find a way.
>

And they STILL won't bring back the Gong Show!


MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"

Charles E. Montague

nenslo

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Oct 13, 2004, 10:05:13 PM10/13/04
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Anachron wrote:
> Ohhh if only Family Affair would be
> remade. Please "Bob," let them find a way.
>

I can't believe you missed its one season return to television.
With Tim Curry as Mr. French.
No I'm not kidding.

http://tinyurl.com/5ffal

Rev Doktor Feit C. Taj

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Oct 13, 2004, 7:01:26 PM10/13/04
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polar bear <be...@pole.com> wrote in alt.slack:

> In article <uI_ad.62377$V06....@fe2.columbus.rr.com>, "Anachron"


> <Anachro...@neo.rr.com> wrote:
>
>>Can Hollywood scrape any lower from the bottom of the TV barrel?
>

> You had to ask, didn't you?
>
> My Mother The Car (she's a 1982 DeLorean that travels backwards in
time)
> Mr. Ed (the horse gives racing tips - the mob puts out a contract)
> Green Acres (the pig talks with an english accent but only Eddie Arnold
> can hear him)
> Petticoat Junction (a hot new reality show - water tower cam!)
> My Favorite Martian (grey alien comedy - the only thing abducted is
> your sense of humor)

They did this one already. Gak.

> The Munsters (ex-governor AHnold in the leading role)
> Clarence The Talking Mule (updated to Vietnam)
> Three's Company (another red hot reality show - make the "rent" bitch,
> or get evicted from the apartment)
> That Girl (does anyone even remember this one?)
> I Dream of Genie (EVERYBODY remembers this one - slather, drool)
> The Bowery Boys (hilarious hip-hop comedy featuring Dr Dre as "Slip"
> Mahoney and Marshal Mathers as "Whitey.")

>
> Had enough, punk? Because there's LOTS MORE where that came from.
>
> pb
>

Don't forget the upcoming "Fat Albert" movie. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeg.....

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Rev DJ Epoch

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Oct 14, 2004, 8:04:18 AM10/14/04
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> Rev DJ Epoch <nuny...@noway.com> wrote in message
> news:<Xns95818A9EDFFDA...@129.250.170.91>...

>>>>>. Christ, I either need fewer pills or MORE or a
>> > staff writer slot with a sitcom. 90% of my filthy psycho-blather
>> > would never leave the bullpen, eieieieiei. Discuss.
>
>> > The FCC called. They're fining you $2M just for THINKING of writing
>> > for a
>> sitcom. Seems they're getting a bit premature proactive.
>

> Big bleep. They'll have to take the fine out of my back wages as a
> HellPope or accept payment in the form of plasma and old books. Nope,
> no $2M there unless they suck REALLY REALLY HARD.
>
> Feh, send the bill to Stang. He never paid me in anything but rubber
> checks drawn on the Bank of Lemuria and "Bob" stickers, so it must all
> be in his ledgers somewhere. The money is probably in the Caymans, but
> there's a trail. Its not called the Church of the Book-Cooking Genius
> for nothing, right? How else do you think the main office bought
> Magdalen that Jag? THE FISH ROTS FROM THE HEAD DOWN!!! SHOW ME THE
> SCUMMY!!! JIHAD!!! ALLAH CRACK BAR!! KREEGAH!!!! I'LL STOP WRITING
> THAT SITCOM IN MY HEAD WHEN THEY PRY MY COLD DEAD BRAIN FROM MY SKULL
> AND IMPLANT IT IN A ROBOT BODY!!!!
>
> You know that game where you tie someone to a chair and stab BETWEEN
> their EYES with a knife, trying to miss them? That's a bad game.
>

Not if the stab-ee is Dick Cheney.

... but you didn't hear that from me, the walls have ears and the toilet
bowl has eyes. Just like Homeless Insecurity always looking for some new
shit.

BTW, when WILL that new Huey 2.0 chassis be completed? I would think the
ball joints on the old one about about shot (ball JOINTS ya fucks...
believe me, if your balls had bad joints YOU'D want them fixed!) and you'll
never pass emissions tests with THAT much smoke pouring out of your ass.
Better tell Stang to cough up that cash before the factory witholds
delivery... hell, maybe you could sic the EPA on HIM for delaying your
upgrades to clean-burning pink souls.

I'd sic nader on him, except nader is too busy writing his name in Crayon
on the screens of all the votng machierns he can get his tentacles on.

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Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
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Edsel.

AssCo Assc

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Oct 13, 2004, 10:13:05 PM10/13/04
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<< My Mother The Car she's a 1982
DeLorean that travels backwards in time>>

But this time the WIFE is the CAR.
Hilarity ensues as they attempt to continue
a sexual relationship. ("But honey -- I just
greased your rear end yesterday!")

<<Mr. Ed >> and <<Clarence The Talking Mule>>
team up on a British reality TV shoe and get masturbated by rich white-gloved
English matrons.
Possibly co-starring in the remake of <<Three's Company>>.

<<Green Acres>> -- Now a fetish-swinger
country retreat featuring a 24'' TV playing
porno VHS *and* DVDs, a bungee swing and
free hot-dogs on Fridays.

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