.Re: Instant Purple!!!
Linus Minimax
>> "Chas. 'Mark' Bee" wrote:
>> http://www.logopoeia.com/crackpot/
Exactly.
Bob Dobbs
---------
A few hours later, I met him at the Central Park Reservoir to
resuscitate the heart of the eart..................
BOB: Okay, so lets go into the... do you want to do the dreams?
LM: Yeah, sure, let's go into dreams.
BOB: Okay, you remember them, right? What was the one with Bush?
Where you go into his house, and he sleeps on your head?
LM: Oh yeah, I forgot, I put that one on the website, I forgot about
that. I was going to..... In the dream I was at Burning Man,
actually, and I've been to Burning Man the last two years. So in the
dream.....
BOB: So you were at Burning Ham when you had the dream?
LM: No, no.....
BOB: Oh yeah, in the dream you're at Burning Man.
LM: It was shortly after I'd actually been to Burning Man. So I had
this dream, and I was at Burning Man but it was taking place
somewhere.... it seemed like it must have been in Texas, it wasn't in
the desert anyway, but for some reason it was taking place on a vast
property that included George W. Bush's house. And, I didn't really
remember this part, but earlier I had bumped into George Bush, and
he'd given me a newspaper, but I had to return it to him later. And I
was looking at it, and it had the most bizarre stories and I was
reading it to my friends, and I was saying 'Isn't this amazing? Look
at this weird paper that George Bush gave me!' But then one of my
friends pointed out to me that it was The Onion, you know that paper?
BOB: Yep, right.
LM: Except it was The Underwater Onion, was the title of the paper.
The Underwater Onion. So what I remember of the dream was that I was
going to return the paper to him, and I got into his house, just on
the lobby area, going to go up the stairs, and then some security
guard comes up to me, he's like 'Okay, where do you think you're going
buddy?', right? And I'm like 'Well, George Bush gave me this
newspaper and he said I should come back later and return it to him.'
And, then he kinda looked exasperated, as if George Bush did this all
the time and it posed a big security risk, right? But he's like
'Okay, fine, I'll take you upstairs'. And then I got up there, I got
upstairs, and George Bush was sleeping, on a couch, and his family was
all there, his daughters and his wife, although I don't really know
what they look like, but they looked slightly deformed, and rather
manic, they were just like [gesture and sound].....
BOB: Robots or something.
LM: Just doing things very... just manically, I don't know, but it
was quite disturbing. But so I didn't wake him up, I think the
security guard woke George Bush up, like I figured I could just leave
it, right? So then I was like 'oh, sorry for disturbing you, but
here's your newspaper', right? And by this point I was sitting on a
chair or another couch near him, and he didn't say anything, he just
took the newspaper from me, he just took his pillow and moved it onto
my lap, and then went back to sleep with his head on my lap! [Bob
laughs] And then that was the end of the dream.
BOB: Okay, now I say that the autonomy that humans are given at least
the illusion of-- because the Android Meme miniaturizes and makes
media very user-friendly, and not an intrusion particularly, not an
obvious intrusion; where, you know, I have a cell phone and I can
phone anybody or get anybody, anybody I want....
LM: Or turn it off.
BOB: ....turn it on and off, it's all user-friendly --the Android
Meme has created this situation by disappearing and removing itself
from its obvious disservices. So I call the autonomy-- as the
beginning of the human being and the old body that the media came out
of (that we're extended from), now coming back and sort of being the
ground again, and you have your body, and whatever that means to you
--I call that the Anthropomorphic Physical. So the last stage of the
Android Meme is to withdraw as technology, partly by living its own
life, and being less of an interference on you. So the human body
comes back as an important dynamic that it didn't have for thousands
of years because it was always stuck in media, beginning with speech.
So that AP, that indifference to the older media, the centralized
media, or even the decentralized media, still media.... the AP
surfaces as the Android Meme gets rid of media, miniaturizes and
implodes them, and decentralizes. So the whole history of media that
McLuhan wrote about, we call that the Android Meme, and the AP is
getting more and more independent of that. I say that Bush came in…
because every new situation creates preferences in the consumers or
the community that uses the media that they aren't fully aware of, but
they're responding to it instinctively. So the autonomy and freedom
from the old centralized and decentralized media, the freedom from
that, that the Android Meme is creating, is reflected in politics by a
politician who comes in and campaigns and he can't talk, he can't
communicate, the media makes fun of him, but he totally ignores it and
says 'I'm going to win anyways, because I'm meeting the need of the
people', that the new AP environment is creating, where they want
someone who's not affected by media. So Bush, in his crudity, was the
perfect artistic resonance to what was being a felt need. One
preliminary to that was the Jerry Springer kind of shows where people
would come on and just spit in the media, in the sense of some space
out there that's a community, that they're supposed to be
communicating to, and just act like idiots in front of it, indifferent
to what the community thought. So the media got bizarre and
individualistic, and expressive anarchy in general, even in the
mainstream. That was the phase before we have indifference to the
media. So Bush rides in expressing an image that doesn't care what
the media thinks of him, he's not going to try to speak well, he's
just going to hardly speak. So then you have more evidence of the AP
because he wins the election not through media surveillance, or media
polls, they actually cancel the media, the election, and it's quote
"rigged", "altered".... the human beings take over the process and a
court decides what's going to happen, it's beyond the normal polling
thing. So the company that normally polled the exit polls during
elections the last thirty years, they made big mistakes because they
didn't know that the audience was going to vote for someone who didn't
care about opinions. And then so this election, the big thing about
this election the other day [Nov. '02] was that that company would not
release its polls, they don't want to be embarrassed. So the media,
since 2000, has not been allowed to be involved. So that's an
expression, in politics, which is one part of our lives, of a larger
trend of the AP being over the media, beyond it, like a satellite.
But it's...... the satellite is a medium, but it prefigures the
autonomy of the human from the media matrix that's on the planet. As
the media then becomes the Android Meme and replays this and
disappears, then the real meaning of you having a cell phone and all
these small media is that you're a satellite floating around all the
media, you know what I mean? But you're still walking around on the
ground, so you've re-established contact with your Anthropomorphic
Physical. So you can look at the culture patterns over the last two
or three years, I say since X-Day '98, that the AP has been rising as
a hidden effect of the Android Meme trying to remove itself and not
interfere. .... Now, what's, uh.... so.....
LM: You're still talking about the dream... the newspaper?
BOB: Oh yes, the dream, right. Okay, so the meaning to me when I read
about the dream, 'cause I read that first on the forum.... Bush gives
you a newspaper, and the Onion obviously is a joke newspaper which is
popular now, but it alters the media, it alters the nature of the
story, that's the expression of a bunch of guys in Chicago or wherever
they are, taking headlines and mutating them, indifferent to the
content, and the audience responds to it, 'hey, this is a good paper!'
It communicates to them how nobody takes the general media seriously
anymore. So he says: 'here, read this newspaper.' He then
communicates to you in the dream that he knows that all communication
is irrelevant from his point of view, by saying its the Onion. And
its underwater..... see, the AP is walking on the land, all media
during the age of Pisces was an extension of water, so we get this
fish thing. And now we get out of the bowl! So it's the Underwater
Onion, your dream creates even more meaning than the Onion can tell
you, you see? So then you go to his AP, what is the most AP thing in
our history? It's a family. That's what humans have always been,
families, right? We're on the point now with new technologies, where
we're not sure the family can survive that, you know, we just go off
into different mutated sexual preferences and all kinds of consumption
ways.... that's a new kind of AP that is implied, but we don't know
what will happen to people. They won't be comfortable with it unless
they get cold fusion, as long as you don't have cold fusion in a
friction-based society, everyone will still be fighting over things
and demanding the cohesion of the food-distribution be organized
around family stereotypes. So Bush represents the old AP, the last
family, taking advantage of this new pro-AP family tradition that has
been retrieved under the new effect of the disappearing Android Meme.
So you go and you see his family. Now, they're mutated. Okay, the
mutation means, they're either... that could be either an
indication.... most people wouldn't be too respectful of the Bush
family, because they're very cynical about that family, and so they
would be mutated because they represented the old AP. Or, lets say
they're more than we realize, and they represent the new AP, which
would be this mutated, a bit different family. You see what I mean,
so it's ambiguous what your image of the..... but it's very
appropriate that they're deformed, you see what I mean?
LM: Okay, but Bush himself was asleep.
BOB: Ah, now, he was asleep, and the interesting thing about the
dream is the security guy knew that Bush always has to respond to the
media. He has to respond, he just doesn't respond the way they want
him to. So this guy goes, 'okay, here's a media effect that's come
into his world', you with the newspaper, and Bush leaves these
droppings of shit on people when he's on the media, and its inevitable
'cause the AM has not totally disappeared, so the security guard had
to respond, Bush does have to have a press conference, right? So he
has to respond, so you give it to him, Bush sees it, it doesn't mean
nothing to him, it was him just telling you that 'if I'm going to
communicate to you, I'm gonna show you how silly it is, whatever you
think I'm saying, don't trust me, secondary sources or the media
secondary sources, and that's your issue, nothing to do with me'. He
wakes up, you give it to him, he puts it away, and he falls asleep,
back in your lap, because it represents that you are still not in the
AP yet, the giants that I talk about on the show, walking around this
little marble of digital implosion that we're all inside of -- unless
you're outside of it, only a few people are outside of it -- you're in
there, he can sleep and be unconscious in relation to you. Now you're
an extension of the media, you come in, present back the medium, he
doesn't have to ignore you, and he has no respect for you or anything,
he doesn't give a damn about you, and he just falls asleep in your
lap, he just uses you. So it's totally a metaphor, when I read it, of
the AP over the AM. You're just an extension of the AM from his point
of view, 'cause you came, you wanted to say something to him, then he
gives a paper, then the paper has a lot more meaning about what he's
really about than you realize, then you return it, he doesn't want to
talk to you about it, and it's all irrelevant!
LM: He just wants to go back to sleep.
BOB: He wanted to stop the show. Like I did, he just stopped the
show, and go back to sleep. And also that's AP indifference, that's a
basic body function. All of our media historically has been putting
collectivities to sleep in different ways, and so that could be
another satirical move by the image of Bush in your dream, is that
he's falling asleep on you because all media have always put us to
sleep, but he's indifferent to that. But, what he's asleep about is
that he's riding on the invisible effects of the AP, taking advantage
of it. He may not... I would not give him credit to be as intelligent
about the situation as I am, else we wouldn't be having all this
paranoia going around. He's only taking advantage of the AP effect.
Alright? And that's not good, I mean that's not a way to communicate
to people what's going on. If I was president, I would be explaining
this stuff constantly in press conferences. That's all I'd do, is
explain the situation, so people realize: 'Well, we're in a real trap
here, we're going to have to be more ecological in how we deal with
not just Nature but with second Nature technologies.' That's all he
should talk about, like Castro, when he came in in the late 50s he
would constantly educate the people as he began to spread literature,
he just was a teacher, a professor, a politician and an assassin all
at once. That's what you have to be if you're responding to the whole
thing. But Bush is not responding to the whole thing, he just
represents a certain 19th century industrial technology called oil,
and all that that establishment, which is a particular media
conglomerate, had built up since the 19th century, which is the first
Larouche quadrant on my chart. That is still here, and he's just
making sure that that estate keeps going. That's his job, but he is
not as powerful as the other four estates. So that's the meaning of
that dream, now there was another dream.........
****
........to be continued? anyone want to hear the next one? there's
midgets and magic spheres...........
Karl Marx
[snipped paragraph after paragraph of unbelievably boring horseshit
that personally i read about a quarter of and then quit.]
> ........to be continued? anyone want to hear the next one? there's
> midgets and magic spheres...........
no. go away. you suck.
purple
fc9c4691.04041...@posting.google.com, "Linus Minimax"
<aleup...@canada.com> wrote:
> http://www.logopoeia.com/crackpot/
Don't scare them, LM. They shouldn't be exposed to my powers. But thanks
anyway.
Who gives a fuck!!
Send more.
Bob Dobbs
purple
e747f714.04041...@posting.google.com, "Karl Marx"
<smellyp...@fastmail.fm> wrote:
Wrong.
Bob Dobbs
Karl Marx
> Don't scare them, LM. They shouldn't be exposed to my powers. But thanks
> anyway.
>
> Who gives a fuck!!
>
> Send more.
send them........don't send them, nobody cares, because no one reads
any more than a few lines of them except you and your boyfriends.
that's always been one of your most amusing traits, you actually
believe that you even annoy people by posting this crap, and the truth
is people stopped reading it here a long time ago. they're reacting to
you, bob dean, asshole, not the stuff you and your buddies post.
that's right......bob dean is the message and the message is BORING.
so now go ahead deany, post "who gives a fuck" or "wrong" or nine
paragraphs of crap or whatever you or your 'fans' little pinheaded
heart(s) desire is, and then sit back and enjoy the fruits of your
labor. what a sad clown you are.
purple
I don't THINK so.
Bob Dobbs
Joe Cosby
>
>Bob Dean
INSTANT PURPLE!!! JUST ADD SHIT!!!
>Exactly.
>
>Bob Dean
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
Oh, the lazily modern canyon of it ALL!
- "A beam from the spirit"
Linus Minimax
Eat my sweepsteaks, little tablet.
Linus Minimax
> >Exactly.
> >
> >Bob Dean
>
> INSTANT PURPLE!!! JUST ADD SHIT!!!
>
> >Exactly.
> >
> >Bob Dean
This morning I dreamed I was watching a baseball game on TV..........
The pitcher was setting up, then turned to pick off the runner at
third, and he threw the ball so hard that when the third basemen
caught it he was torn in half at the waist, his upper body flew a few
feet back from the base while his lower body collapsed where it
stood........... the whole thing was replayed in slow motion, and that
purple
I'd say I was at bat but "Bob Dean" was the runner at third and when Legume
forgot me at the plate and went after "Dean", he sliced Doug in half.
Unfortunately this happened a long time ago so you get no cigar, Linus, as a
prophet.
But the flaw doesn't tarnish the fantastic dreams.
Bob Dobbs
Linus Minimax
> > news:<51fl70182d8flh7lc...@4ax.com>...
> >>> Exactly.
> >>>
> >>> Bob Dean
> >>
> >> INSTANT PURPLE!!! JUST ADD SHIT!!!
> >>
> >>> Exactly.
> >>>
> >>> Bob Dean
> >
> > This morning I dreamed I was watching a baseball game on TV..........
> > The pitcher was setting up, then turned to pick off the runner at
> > third, and he threw the ball so hard that when the third basemen
> > caught it he was torn in half at the waist, his upper body flew a few
> > feet back from the base while his lower body collapsed where it
> > stood........... the whole thing was replayed in slow motion, and that
> > was the end of the dream.
>
> I'd say I was at bat but "Bob Dean" was the runner at third and when Legume
> forgot me at the plate and went after "Dean", he sliced Doug in half.
>
> Unfortunately this happened a long time ago so you get no cigar, Linus, as a
> prophet.
>
> But the flaw doesn't tarnish the fantastic dreams.
>
>
> Bob Dobbs
Legume???
I had the impression that the runner at third would have been caught
out if not for the 'mishape'.
It was a disturbing sight. This was merely the latest episode of a
recurring connection between professional baseball and horrible
violence in my dreams.
Joe Cosby
> I'd say I was at bat but "Bob Dean" was the runner at third and when Legume
> forgot me at the plate and went after "Dean", he sliced Doug in half.
>
You would, and in the process would, as usual, be telling more about
yourself than you will ever see or anybody else would ever want to.
Yes, "Bob Dean" died, but 'PURPLE' lives on!
You're BORN AGAIN IN BOB!
It's true, you aren't kidding; I know, it's sunk in.
You're a RELIGIOUS FANATIC, and a sincere one.
The joke which is your life is, you can't see why that doesn't make
everybody LOVE YOU, and nobody else can see why YOU DON'T GET that's
exactly why everybody HATES YOU.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.
Joe Cosby
wrote:
lol
that dream really made me laugh my tits off.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
Sometimes an eldritch book procrastinates, but soon I was to find that an
exceedingly strange wedge always reached an understanding with an accidentally
makeshift egg!
- From "A Horror From a Mushroom" by P Love Technology of H
Linus Minimax
> >> >Exactly.
> >> >
> >> >Bob Dean
> >>
> >> INSTANT PURPLE!!! JUST ADD SHIT!!!
> >>
> >> >Exactly.
> >> >
> >> >Bob Dean
> >
> >This morning I dreamed I was watching a baseball game on TV..........
> >The pitcher was setting up, then turned to pick off the runner at
> >third, and he threw the ball so hard that when the third basemen
> >caught it he was torn in half at the waist, his upper body flew a few
> >feet back from the base while his lower body collapsed where it
> >stood........... the whole thing was replayed in slow motion, and that
> >was the end of the dream.
>
> lol
>
> that dream really made me laugh my tits off.
This morning I dreamed that I was looking at maps of Ireland, close-up
maps of the south coast of Ireland, and it was apparent that there
were very large beaches (which there aren't really, that I've been to,
not huge ones like this). Then I was on one of these beaches with a
few people, it was very dark, and there was some kind of large,
totally black badger-shaped mammal on the beach, I noticed it at about
the time it decided I was a threat, so it came at me trying to bite
me. I had some kind of flat hard thing that I was using as a
deflector-shield and I wasn't too concerned but it wasn't leaving me
alone so I was suggesting to my people that we start to leave........
Then, I was with my friend N in a kind of ocean scavenger hunt, he had
followed a cryptic clue that had something to do with Georges Bataille
and was at the correct spot on the water to dive. He dove and on the
bottom was a configuration very much like a base, a diamond with
little segments of baseline running away from it, I vaguley understood
that it was 'second base'. On it was a tiny key: this was the item
for the scavenger hunt, N grabbed it and was heading for the surface
when I saw a miniature (maybe a foot long) hammerhead shark swim up to
him and bite his leg. At this point I was watching from above the
water and this tiny shark was somehow thrashing N around like in a
cheesy shark movie, he was screaming but the situation didn't really
seem serious, although the organizers of the scavenger hunt, standing
on the nearby shore or pier, were aghast and exclaimed (referring to
the minishark): "That's not Bataille!!!!!!"
That was the end of the dream.
I wonder who's on first.
purple
Legume was a biker who found "Bob" in 1988 and subsequently got mad at Doug
and created another interpretation of my work, leading to the formation of
the anti-Doug sect called the "Holocaustals".
Very simple stuff, unfortunately.
Actually, he just posted on Friday at 6:56pm. He usually is not around here.
Bob Dobbs
Rev. Ivan Stang
<pur...@tellurian.com> wrote:
Pardon me?
"Holocaustal" versus "Ivangelical" was a satirical concept that
gradually developed from routines by Papa Joe Mama, Dr. K'taden Legume
and myself. The point was basically to lampoon the propensity of kooks
to get angrier at their fellow kooks over silly doctrinal minutia than
at the "normals" against whom they are ostensibly allied. (The petty
sniping between you and Nelson Thall being a good example.) You may not
have noticed that Legume has since drifted from "bloodthirsty
Holocaustal leader" to "Connietite Priest in Zen Slack." Furthermore,
to complete the little unspoken metaphorical parable, after I "got sick
of the Ivangelical wimps" I "took over the Holocaustal movement"
myself.
You are probably the only reader of this newsgroup to whom stuff like
that has to be EXPLAINED. I put some of the phrases above in quotes to
help show you which parts are facetious japes or sarcastic commentaries
on the inability of humorless, inflexible kooks to get a clue.
READ THAT LAST SENTENCE AGAIN.
It is quite true that Dr. Legume has better things to do than poke
kooks on alt.slack most of the time. I talked to him on the phone for
about an hour just two days ago, and he was in his HOT TUB for the
ENTIRE CONVERSATION. In the middle of the work week. If I didn't have
to work for my monthly paycheck I'd probably be in a hot tub too
instead of out kook-bashing. But, in an indirect way, I am PAID to piss
off spazzes like you and then thrub their empty noggins when they get
all bent out of shape, to the appreciative laughter of my fellow
SubGenii.
The presumption that ANY of this is "an interpretation of your work" is
the basic kook fallacy that, judging from your statements, you have
milked and obsessed over to the point that it has wrecked your life and
what little mental balance you might ever have enjoyed. You are far
from the only psycho to think that The Book of the SubGenius is really
all about him; you're just the only one needy enough to CLING to that
notion.
You are one fantastically dense and Slackless motherfucker, Dean. If
you take the Holocaustal thing seriously -- an OBVIOUS JOKE within a
group known for rather OBVIOUS JOKES -- what ELSE out there in the
world of ideas might you be swallowing at face value, hook line and
sinker?
*******************************************
BLUE-LIGHT KOOK-WATCHER SPECIAL IN AISLE MCLUHAN
Note: this "Robert Dean bio" is NOT from the actual WBAI website, but
from a "boycott WBAI" website. First web-google on Dean's email addy
turns it up.
The end result:
(Note that this IS from the actual WBAI website.)
Damn, it's almost like there's a conspiracy to keep people from knowing
of your VAST ACHIEVEMENTS. Either that, or you come off as such a
spaced-out jerk that they just kind of chuckle and go, "Well...
WHATEVER...."
--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin, TX 78720-4206
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For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: je...@subgenius.com
PRABOB
Bobdiddley
>BLUE-LIGHT KOOK-WATCHER SPECIAL IN AISLE MCLUHAN
>
>http://tinyurl.com/2l4ge
>
>Note: this "Robert Dean bio" is NOT from the actual WBAI website, but
>from a "boycott WBAI" website. First web-google on Dean's email addy
>turns it up.
Damn it, Stang, I blithely thought that since you pointed this out, there might
be some reason I'd want to read it. This is my first session of the day, and I
just had two cups of coffee - I nodded out before finishing the first
paragraph! That pinkuman is THE DULLEST substance on this planet! How glad I
am, that even the lame-o AOL twit filter successfully blocks him out of my
perception. Bash away, Yeti Warriors, to the amusement of those of us too lazy
to bother.
======================================================
"Verily, shall They be fucked, if offered the Joke, and They take it not." -
Dobbs Goblin
purple
170420041143012628%st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
<st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com> wrote:
> In article <BCA63556.5C29%pur...@tellurian.com>, purple
> <pur...@tellurian.com> wrote:
>
>> On 4/13/04 1:09 AM, in article
>> fc9c4691.04041...@posting.google.com, "Linus Minimax"
>> <aleup...@canada.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> Legume???
>>
>> Legume was a biker who found "Bob" in 1988 and subsequently got mad at Doug
>> and created another interpretation of my work, leading to the formation of
>> the anti-Doug sect called the "Holocaustals".
>>
>> Very simple stuff, unfortunately.
>>
>> Actually, he just posted on Friday at 6:56pm. He usually is not around here.
>>
>>
>> Bob Dobbs
>>
>
> Pardon me?
Hehehehehe... You fell for it again. Though not in the way you would defend.
As McLuhan told his biographer Don Theall: "You take me far too seriously".
>
> "Holocaustal" versus "Ivangelical" was a satirical concept that
> gradually developed from routines by Papa Joe Mama, Dr. K'taden Legume
> and myself. The point was basically to lampoon the propensity of kooks
> to get angrier at their fellow kooks over silly doctrinal minutia than
> at the "normals" against whom they are ostensibly allied. (The petty
> sniping between you and Nelson Thall being a good example.)
Nelson Thall has always claimed his show is "satire". But his fate has shown
that satirists are a highly vulnerable lot. Slack does not lie therein,
Doug.
You may not
> have noticed that Legume has since drifted from "bloodthirsty
> Holocaustal leader" to "Connietite Priest in Zen Slack." Furthermore,
> to complete the little unspoken metaphorical parable, after I "got sick
> of the Ivangelical wimps" I "took over the Holocaustal movement"
> myself.
>
> You are probably the only reader of this newsgroup to whom stuff like
> that has to be EXPLAINED. I put some of the phrases above in quotes to
> help show you which parts are facetious japes or sarcastic commentaries
> on the inability of humorless, inflexible kooks to get a clue.
>
> READ THAT LAST SENTENCE AGAIN.
Remember, I'm the Meta-Menippean. I massage Menippeans like the posters
here. Very conventional people. I would advise you to figure out how to get
a perspective on the plateau I operate from. As Zeus said to Narcissus:
"Watch yourself."
>
> It is quite true that Dr. Legume has better things to do than poke
> kooks on alt.slack most of the time. I talked to him on the phone for
> about an hour just two days ago, and he was in his HOT TUB for the
> ENTIRE CONVERSATION. In the middle of the work week. If I didn't have
> to work for my monthly paycheck I'd probably be in a hot tub too
> instead of out kook-bashing. But, in an indirect way, I am PAID to piss
> off spazzes like you and then thrub their empty noggins when they get
> all bent out of shape, to the appreciative laughter of my fellow
> SubGenii.
Again, remember I'm not really here, I just hang around for my friends. Just
by reading my posts, you are duped.
>
> The presumption that ANY of this is "an interpretation of your work" is
> the basic kook fallacy that, judging from your statements, you have
> milked and obsessed over to the point that it has wrecked your life and
> what little mental balance you might ever have enjoyed. You are far
> from the only psycho to think that The Book of the SubGenius is really
> all about him; you're just the only one needy enough to CLING to that
> notion.
The Book of the SubGenius is about me but you have failed to grok how this
could be. "Kooks" need not apply.
>
> You are one fantastically dense and Slackless motherfucker, Dean. If
> you take the Holocaustal thing seriously -- an OBVIOUS JOKE within a
> group known for rather OBVIOUS JOKES -- what ELSE out there in the
> world of ideas might you be swallowing at face value, hook line and
> sinker?
I x-ray "OBVIOUS JOKES". Remember the universe started from an extremely
"dense" point.
> *******************************************
>
> BLUE-LIGHT KOOK-WATCHER SPECIAL IN AISLE MCLUHAN
>
> http://tinyurl.com/2l4ge
>
> Note: this "Robert Dean bio" is NOT from the actual WBAI website, but
> from a "boycott WBAI" website. First web-google on Dean's email addy
> turns it up.
>
> The end result:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/2uuvs
>
> (Note that this IS from the actual WBAI website.)
>
> Damn, it's almost like there's a conspiracy to keep people from knowing
> of your VAST ACHIEVEMENTS.
No, I lead and encourage that front to maintain an invisible edge. I am a
long-distance runner, occasionally.
Either that, or you come off as such a
> spaced-out jerk that they just kind of chuckle and go, "Well...
> WHATEVER...."
That campaign was a clever joke on the New Yorkers involved. "Dean's" radio
broadcasts are now legendary. But I digress...
I am sorry you have fallen for me to the extent you are now obsessed. I
really would rather you do your homework using my considerable catalogue.
Therein lies your salvation.
Or at least stop distracting Princess Wei and let her have at it. Women love
my slack. You unfortunately are a male and don't have a prayer when it comes
to getting out of this world alive.
Bob Dobbs
purple
"Bobdiddley" <bobdi...@aol.com> wrote:
That pinkuman is THE DULLEST substance on this planet!
Study this truism very carefully.
Bob Dobbs
Den Mu
to getting out of this world alive.
- Bob Dobbs
Well BOB if I add some gayness or bi-ness can this help me run from that mortality.
Or should I just let some guy's girlfriend to continue flirting with me.
Adultery can't be that bad. I mean at leat I am not racist
or anti-multi gender or sadistic (well just a little sadistic).
I will find a squat somewhere
Any subgenii know where I can live in a squat?
In New York, Philadelphia,Montreal or D.C.?
I need music
purple
426f26af.0404...@posting.google.com, "Den Mu"
<hexa...@techemail.com> wrote:
> You unfortunately are a male and don't have a prayer when it comes
> to getting out of this world alive.
>
>
> - Bob Dobbs
> Well BOB if I add some gayness or bi-ness can this help me run from that
> mortality.
Biology has nothing to do with being "male". The antidote is the "feminine"
which again has nothing to do with biology, or First Nature. The "feminine"
is a kind of Second Nature, as is "maleness".
Bob Dobbs
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
"purple" <pur...@tellurian.com> wrote in message
news:BCA7339F.5CCF%pur...@tellurian.com...
--
The above post has been presented for entertainment purposes only.
Reader's discretion is advised.
Karl Marx
> Hehehehehe... You fell for it again. Though not in the way you would defend.
> As McLuhan told his biographer Don Theall: "You take me far too seriously".
the only one who takes you seriously is *you* mr. bob 'i don't take
myself seriously........seriously' dean. do you know WHY you're even a
little bit entertaining? not because of the dull material you spew on
a regular basis i can assure you, it's because you continue to offer
yourself up as a smug little textual punching bag. for my money
there's nothing funnier than watching a pretentious prick like you
getting laughed AT every time he posts, for reasons that he dosen't
even understand.
take the past few weeks for instance, the only actual humor resulting
from your posts for a lot of us folks out here in the cheap seats has
been in watching people like smith and cosby tag team you with
statements about how much of "*real* religious fanatic" you are. are
you too retarded to have *ANY* inkling at all that they're setting you
up, encouraging you to laugh at them, while all the time they're
smirking their asses off at you when you respond with that stupid shit
you post? OH, LOOK AT ME I REALLY AM A KOOK. no, not a kook, just a
tedious predictable asshole that's fun to fuck with. yeah dean you
sure nuff fished them good. dumbass. smith did it you again today, and
you even took the time to make sure he had a final *good* laugh at you
by posting your normal fourteen year old "me so smart you so dumb you
fell for it again" response right on schedule. check the archives
numbnuts. how many times have you said that in the past few years? now
look at THE CONTEXT you posted it in.
c'mon confess, you actually *actually* believed that they believed
that you literally believe the shit that you spew? right?
what a fucking moron you are, truly.
c'mon now deano, show us all once again what a language genius you
are.
purple
My sentiments exactly.
Bob Dobbs
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
"purple" <pur...@tellurian.com> wrote in message
news:BCA8022A.5F5E%pur...@tellurian.com...
> On 4/18/04 2:22 AM, in article
>
> My sentiments exactly.
>
>
> Bob Dobbs
purple
OZvgc.9513$JG6....@newssvr31.news.prodigy.com, "HdMrs. Salacia the
Overseer" <Sevent...@SlowOnTheUptake.edu> wrote:
I wrote this yesterday when a colleague mentioned the Hosers as me and Doug:
[Can't stop that xenochrony. In his novel (SELF-CONDEMNED - 1954) about his
WW2 life in Toronto, Wyndham Lewis has a major character based on McLuhan -
Professor McKenzie (portrayal starts on p.313, Black Sparrow edition).
And, of course, if you know my diary excerpts in Android Meme's Xenochrony,
I have my first intuition of xenochrony in 1954 when I meet McLuhan and find
out my father's old friend, Mr. Lewis, gave McLuhan the first clues about
tetrad-management in 1944.]
Meanwhile:
http://www.ctheory.net/default.asp
Bob Dobbs
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
purple
"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <Sevent...@SlowOnTheUptake.edu> wrote:
Bob Dobbs
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
>
> >>> http://tinyurl.com/34tsp
> >>
> >> http://www.ctheory.net/default.asp
> >>
> >
> > http://www.icefishingworld.com/
>
>
> http://www.trentu.ca/jjoyce/
>
~Salacia
purple
"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <Sevent...@SlowOnTheUptake.edu> wrote:
http://reluctant-messenger.com/HWA/
Bob Dobbs
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
> >>>>> http://tinyurl.com/34tsp
> >>>>
> >>>> http://www.ctheory.net/default.asp
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>> http://www.icefishingworld.com/
> >>
> >>
> >> http://www.trentu.ca/jjoyce/
> >>
> >
> > http://tinyurl.com/2v5jw
> >
> > ~Salacia
>
> http://reluctant-messenger.com/HWA/
~Salacia
nenslo
I like how he can just make up one little paragraph of bullshit and then
have you all "explaining" the "TRUTH" about it all for line after line.
Reminds me of me. Talk about being dense and slackless, I believe your
petard is set on HOIST, Mister Stang.
Rev. Ivan Stang
wrote:
>
>
> I like how he can just make up one little paragraph of bullshit and then
> have you all "explaining" the "TRUTH" about it all for line after line.
> Reminds me of me. Talk about being dense and slackless, I believe your
> petard is set on HOIST, Mister Stang.
Poot off, Principal Nenslo! If I want to let go and FART once or twice
for every 300 or so of his diarrheas, then let fly I shall! I don't
care whether DEAN gets off on it or NOT.
And don't call me MISTER Stang!
And that god damn Jeff Long motherfucker BETTER be good, because on
your PROBABLY SARCASTIC recommendation, I went out and bought not only
his "The Descent" but also his new "Year Zero" -- which appears to be
about cloning Jesus! In fact, to quote something people are always
saying to me, "YOU OUGHTA SUE THAT GUY!! -- you've been ripped off!"
You wrote a short story involving JUST THAT SELFSAME HOLY CLONING, back
when you went to such trouble on such things. In case you don't
remember. I barely do.
http://subgenius.com/bigfist/classic/classictales/Pilgrimage.html
Oh that's right, it was Hitler, not Jesus. Oh well, same difference.
Beautiful, and corny.
(And Jesus.)
purple
"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <Sevent...@SlowOnTheUptake.edu> wrote:
Bob Dobbs
purple
<nen...@yahoox.com> wrote:
Now YOU'RE thinking a little more clearly.
> Reminds me of me. Talk about being dense and slackless, I believe your
> petard is set on HOIST, Mister Stang.
Always already.
Bob Dobbs
purple
"Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com> wrote:
>I don't care whether DEAN gets off on it or NOT.
Big mistake.
Bob Dobbs
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
> >>>>>>> http://tinyurl.com/34tsp
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> http://www.ctheory.net/default.asp
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> http://www.icefishingworld.com/
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> http://www.trentu.ca/jjoyce/
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>> http://tinyurl.com/2v5jw
> >>>
> >>
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
> > "Rev. Ivan Stang" abridged:
""EXPLAINED.
> >> ...on the inability of humorless, inflexible kooks to get a clue."
"...Dr. Legume has better things to do than poke
> >> kooks on alt.slack most of the time...."
"HOT TUB"
>> "instead of out kook-bashing. ....spazzes like you ....laughter of my
fellow
> >> SubGenii."
> >>
(rant rant etc. etc.)
> >
Then Nenslo:
> > I like how he can just make up one little paragraph of bullshit and then
> > have you all "explaining" the "TRUTH" about it all for line after line.
purple:
>
> Now YOU'RE thinking a little more clearly.
>
Nenslo:
"(Obscure but witty Shakespearean scatalogical reference), Mister Stang."
>
(Purple has added a new ambiguous phrase to his magic 8 ball of stock
answers meant to bore alt.slack)
> Always already.
>
http://conceptlab.com/simulator/
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
"purple" <pur...@tellurian.com> wrote in message
news:BCAA2474.612D%pur...@tellurian.com...
>
> Big mistake.
>
nenslo
>
> In article <40845A09...@yahoox.com>, nenslo <nen...@yahoox.com>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> > I like how he can just make up one little paragraph of bullshit and then
> > have you all "explaining" the "TRUTH" about it all for line after line.
> > Reminds me of me. Talk about being dense and slackless, I believe your
> > petard is set on HOIST, Mister Stang.
>
> Poot off, Principal Nenslo! If I want to let go and FART once or twice
> for every 300 or so of his diarrheas, then let fly I shall! I don't
> care whether DEAN gets off on it or NOT.
That's what they always say. "If I want to make a jackass out of myself
jumping through somebody else's hoop while proclaiming their inability
to affect me in any way I will, and I don't care what they think about
it either, but I sure will read their followup to see what they say!"
>
> And don't call me MISTER Stang!
>
Mister mister mister mister mister.
> And that god damn Jeff Long motherfucker BETTER be good, because on
> your PROBABLY SARCASTIC recommendation, I went out and bought not only
> his "The Descent" but also his new "Year Zero" -- which appears to be
> about cloning Jesus!
Yeah, that's the one I didn't like as much although it also has a
Neanderthal clone, but The Descent was good and sick and weird. I can't
believe people actually go out and buy books when they have a library in town.
In fact, to quote something people are always
> saying to me, "YOU OUGHTA SUE THAT GUY!! -- you've been ripped off!"
> You wrote a short story involving JUST THAT SELFSAME HOLY CLONING, back
> when you went to such trouble on such things. In case you don't
> remember. I barely do.
>
> http://subgenius.com/bigfist/classic/classictales/Pilgrimage.html
>
> Oh that's right, it was Hitler, not Jesus. Oh well, same difference.
>
It was people thinking they had cloned Hitler and not knowing they had
actually cloned Jesus.
Joe Cosby
>Mister mister mister mister mister.
NOW we're gonna see a fight.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
"Do these balloons come in funny shapes?"
"No... unless round is funny."
Ad Absurdum
> have you all "explaining" the "TRUTH" about it all for line after line.
> Reminds me of me. Talk about being dense and slackless, I believe your
> petard is set on HOIST, Mister Stang.
I never saw such massive explanations of the minutiae of Bob's illness
before I started 'listening'.
If you like this, check out what a great 'word-for-word' deal I got in
'the Anti-Unorthodox' thread.
Ad Absurdum
> answers meant to bore alt.slack)
>
> > Always already.
I think he got it from me.
Rev. Ivan Stang
wrote:
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> >
> > In article <40845A09...@yahoox.com>, nenslo <nen...@yahoox.com>
> > wrote:
> >
> > >
> > >
> > > I like how he can just make up one little paragraph of bullshit and then
> > > have you all "explaining" the "TRUTH" about it all for line after line.
> > > Reminds me of me. Talk about being dense and slackless, I believe your
> > > petard is set on HOIST, Mister Stang.
> >
> > Poot off, Principal Nenslo! If I want to let go and FART once or twice
> > for every 300 or so of his diarrheas, then let fly I shall! I don't
> > care whether DEAN gets off on it or NOT.
>
> That's what they always say. "If I want to make a jackass out of myself
> jumping through somebody else's hoop while proclaiming their inability
> to affect me in any way I will, and I don't care what they think about
> it either, but I sure will read their followup to see what they say!"
Give me a break. That's a silly way to describe what's going on here. I
have always made it quite plain that Bob Dean disgusts me and pisses me
off. I DON'T care what he thinks, and I don't expect him to even
understand what I say "to" him. You know as well as I do that I'm not
talking to him; I'm putting on a show. (God damn it, now you've got me
"explaining" stuff to YOU, and YOU KNOW BETTER!) Look, you're going
back and forth with J'lahn on another thread, even though you know
perfectly well he doesn't really have the capacity to "get" what you're
saying. It's not that you're really trying to engage the kook in a
conversation. That can't be done.It's like me thinking I'm gonna have a
heart-to-heart talk with Acid Burnout Man. You are expressing your
thoughts about J'lahn's fucked-uppedness, and it's real entertaining to
me to read them. But I sure don't think you're trying to "one-up" him
or "get through to him" or anything like that.
It's like when some asshole is tailgating you on the highway. Sometimes
you just ignore them and drive along like you would if they weren't
there riding your tail. Other times you SLOW DOWN just to piss them
off. Just depends on how ornery you're feeling that day and your
thoughts about handguns.
(If it's on a country road, you veer over to the shoulder and let them
pass -- different protocols entirely out there.)
Anyway, there are new people lurking in this newsgroup all the time.
Mostly I ignore Dean, as you know. Every now and then I express my
disgust, partly to entertain myself and hopefully some readers, and
also to make my position clear to anyone new who might have been
WONDERING. I've been pretty FUNNY about it, if you ask ME, and *I* am
the only one who is going to BE RIGHT about THAT, if you DO ask ANYONE
AT ALL!
Plus, that interview with him was just too choice to let GO RIGHT BY.
How the fuck am I supposed to resist something like that? By NOT BEING
A DUMBASS?? Sorry, WRONG CHURCH!
> >
> > And don't call me MISTER Stang!
> >
>
> Mister mister mister mister mister.
I telepathically commanded you to type that so many times.
>
>
> > And that god damn Jeff Long motherfucker BETTER be good, because on
> > your PROBABLY SARCASTIC recommendation, I went out and bought not only
> > his "The Descent" but also his new "Year Zero" -- which appears to be
> > about cloning Jesus!
>
> Yeah, that's the one I didn't like as much although it also has a
> Neanderthal clone, but The Descent was good and sick and weird. I can't
> believe people actually go out and buy books when they have a library in town.
I couldn't download it!
And Mac's Backs is within walking distance, whereas the library is way
the hell over almost in Fuckhurst. And if the book is any good, I'm
GONNA end up getting a lot of the pages all stuck together. I prefer to
own cheap paperback copies of books because the library doesn't let me
keep books long enough, that being FOREVER. I use them so thoroughly
that by the time I'm done with them no one else would want them anyway.
I started reading The Descent last night, and already I'm about 100
pages in. It's almost SCARED me into putting it down. I must've taken 3
extra dumps just as excuses to go back into that book between my "day
job" activities.
It already smells weird, too. You want the copy after I'm done reading
it?
>
> In fact, to quote something people are always
> > saying to me, "YOU OUGHTA SUE THAT GUY!! -- you've been ripped off!"
> > You wrote a short story involving JUST THAT SELFSAME HOLY CLONING, back
> > when you went to such trouble on such things. In case you don't
> > remember. I barely do.
> >
> > http://subgenius.com/bigfist/classic/classictales/Pilgrimage.html
> >
> > Oh that's right, it was Hitler, not Jesus. Oh well, same difference.
> >
>
> It was people thinking they had cloned Hitler and not knowing they had
> actually cloned Jesus.
CHEATER. You cut off the ending of my letter which QUOTED THE LAST LINE
of the story and added, "(AND JESUS!)" -- but unlike you I was trying
not to SPOIL the SURPRISE ENDING for anybody who happened to go ahead
and click on that link and read the little story. I wanted to INTRIGUE
folks into reading your FUNNY STORY. Also I really wanted to say "same
difference" just then.
Joe Cosby
wrote:
He got his whole magic 8 ball from various people on alt.slack. I
know he never used "exactly" until he saw me use it in a particularly
snarky way once.
He has the brains of cottage cheese.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
"Maybe some day, if I struggle, and read the right books, and eat right
and not watch moving picture shows, and learn to think rightly, I'll
KNOW all about INTELLIGENCE."
-- Rev. Ivan Stang
Karl Marx
> I think he got it from me.
coupla shots of penicillin, he'll be okay.
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
"Karl Marx" <smellyp...@fastmail.fm> wrote in message
news:e747f714.04042...@posting.google.com...
> Ad Absurdumb wrote:
>
> > I think he got it from me.
>
>
> coupla shots of penicillin, he'll be okay.
(CLAPPING!!!!!)
salacia
nenslo
> (God damn it, now you've got me
> "explaining" stuff to YOU, and YOU KNOW BETTER!)
Do I really.
> I started reading The Descent last night, and already I'm about 100
> pages in. It's almost SCARED me into putting it down. I must've taken 3
> extra dumps just as excuses to go back into that book between my "day
> job" activities.
Oh ye of moderately sized faith.
purple
"Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com> wrote:
> In article <4084BA68...@yahoox.com>, nenslo <nen...@yahoox.com>
> wrote:
>
>> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>>>
>>> In article <40845A09...@yahoox.com>, nenslo <nen...@yahoox.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I like how he can just make up one little paragraph of bullshit and then
>>>> have you all "explaining" the "TRUTH" about it all for line after line.
>>>> Reminds me of me. Talk about being dense and slackless, I believe your
>>>> petard is set on HOIST, Mister Stang.
>>>
>>> Poot off, Principal Nenslo! If I want to let go and FART once or twice
>>> for every 300 or so of his diarrheas, then let fly I shall! I don't
>>> care whether DEAN gets off on it or NOT.
>>
>> That's what they always say. "If I want to make a jackass out of myself
>> jumping through somebody else's hoop while proclaiming their inability
>> to affect me in any way I will, and I don't care what they think about
>> it either, but I sure will read their followup to see what they say!"
>
> Give me a break. That's a silly way to describe what's going on here. I
> have always made it quite plain that Bob Dean disgusts me and pisses me
> off.
YAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DON'T care what he thinks,
Prediction: YOU WILL.
and I don't expect him to even
> understand what I say "to" him.
Oh but I do. I would not want to have your fingers.
You know as well as I do that I'm not
> talking to him; I'm putting on a show.
Not as good or clever as mine.
(God damn it, now you've got me
> "explaining" stuff to YOU, and YOU KNOW BETTER!)
You have an allergy. Connie (Carolyn) could fix it.
Look, you're going
> back and forth with J'lahn on another thread, even though you know
> perfectly well he doesn't really have the capacity to "get" what you're
> saying. It's not that you're really trying to engage the kook in a
> conversation.
No kook here.
That can't be done.It's like me thinking I'm gonna have a
> heart-to-heart talk with Acid Burnout Man. You are expressing your
> thoughts about J'lahn's fucked-uppedness, and it's real entertaining to
> me to read them. But I sure don't think you're trying to "one-up" him
> or "get through to him" or anything like that.
Oh yes he is.
>
> It's like when some asshole is tailgating you on the highway. Sometimes
> you just ignore them and drive along like you would if they weren't
> there riding your tail. Other times you SLOW DOWN just to piss them
> off. Just depends on how ornery you're feeling that day and your
> thoughts about handguns.
>
> (If it's on a country road, you veer over to the shoulder and let them
> pass -- different protocols entirely out there.)
Yes, rudimentary figure/ground awareness.
>
> Anyway, there are new people lurking in this newsgroup all the time.
> Mostly I ignore Dean, as you know.
But you just can't ignore me no matter how hard you strive. I am King (and
Queen) plus.
Every now and then I express my
> disgust, partly to entertain myself and hopefully some readers, and
> also to make my position clear to anyone new who might have been
> WONDERING. I've been pretty FUNNY about it, if you ask ME, and *I* am
> the only one who is going to BE RIGHT about THAT, if you DO ask ANYONE
> AT ALL!
Wrong.
>
> Plus, that interview with him was just too choice to let GO RIGHT BY.
That interview was tame - conventional mere humes find it like "WOW" (Rev.
Error and yourself). More amazing stuff coming. Right up Princess Wei's
alley!!
> How the fuck am I supposed to resist something like that? By NOT BEING
> A DUMBASS?? Sorry, WRONG CHURCH!
You could never stoop lower than me.
Again, I rule (as predicted on my Tiny Note chart).
Bob Dobbs
purple
mx2hc.10008$8J3....@newssvr31.news.prodigy.com, "HdMrs. Salacia the
Overseer" <Sevent...@SlowOnTheUptake.edu> wrote:
Bukowski.
Bob Dobbs
purple
CL2hc.10011$LV3....@newssvr31.news.prodigy.com, "HdMrs. Salacia the
Overseer" <Sevent...@SlowOnTheUptake.edu> wrote:
Dr. Beter.
Bob Dobbs
purple
bN2hc.10012$oW3....@newssvr31.news.prodigy.com, "HdMrs. Salacia the
Overseer" <Sevent...@SlowOnTheUptake.edu> wrote:
Mae Brussell.
Bob Dobbs
purple
"Joe Cosby" <joec...@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 22:51:37 -0700, nenslo <nen...@yahoox.com> wrote:
>
>> Mister mister mister mister mister.
>
> NOW we're gonna see a fight.
Only with me. They're only chickenhawks to each other.
I'm in love.
Bob Dobbs
purple
"Joe Cosby" <joec...@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com> wrote:
> On 20 Apr 2004 11:48:23 -0700, haec...@canada.com (Ad Absurdum)
> wrote:
>
>>> (Purple has added a new ambiguous phrase to his magic 8 ball of stock
>>> answers meant to bore alt.slack)
>>>
>>>> Always already.
>>
>> I think he got it from me.
>
> He got his whole magic 8 ball from various people on alt.slack. I
> know he never used "exactly" until he saw me use it in a particularly
> snarky way once.
You're a little off the beam there.
>
> He has the brains of cottage cheese.
Yes.
Bob Dobbs
purple
d65e36c.04042...@posting.google.com, "Ad Absurdum"
<haec...@canada.com> wrote:
No, Derrida. In the eighties.
Bob Dobbs
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
"purple" <pur...@tellurian.com> wrote in message
news:BCAB5DEF.61C9%pur...@tellurian.com...
> On 4/20/04 4:10 PM, in article 200420041610185816%>
> Again, I rule (as predicted on my Tiny Note chart).
>
purple
<nen...@yahoox.com> wrote:
Fuck you, asshole!!!
Bob Dobbs
purple
fHlhc.10337$Ex4....@newssvr31.news.prodigy.com, "HdMrs. Salacia the
Overseer" <Sevent...@SlowOnTheUptake.edu> wrote:
James Joyce.
Bob Dobbs
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
> >>>>>>>>> http://tinyurl.com/34tsp
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> http://www.ctheory.net/default.asp
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> http://www.icefishingworld.com/
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> http://www.trentu.ca/jjoyce/
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> http://tinyurl.com/2v5jw
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> http://reluctant-messenger.com/HWA/
> >>>
> >>> http://tinyurl.com/2a265
> >>
> >>
> >> http://www.kfa.org/
> >>
> >
> > http://www.curling.com/
>
>
> Bukowski.
(I'm a 37 year old with a B.F.A. and loads of free time. I've read all of
these authors you're throwing at me.)
~Salacia
ghost
"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <Sevent...@SlowOnTheUptake.edu> wrote in
message news:2Plhc.10344$LR4....@newssvr31.news.prodigy.com...
See if you can find a boring old Roosevelt Island history.
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
That's a REPEAT!
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
--
The above post has been presented for entertainment purposes only.
Reader's discretion is advised.
"purple" <pur...@tellurian.com> wrote in message
news:BCAB5F7E.61D0%pur...@tellurian.com...
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
> >>> (Purple has added a new ambiguous phrase to his magic 8 ball of stock
> >>> answers meant to bore alt.slack)
> >>>
> >>>> Always already.
> >>
> >> I think he got it from me.
> >
> > He got his whole magic 8 ball from various people on alt.slack. I
> > know he never used "exactly" until he saw me use it in a particularly
> > snarky way once.
>
>
> You're a little off the beam there.
> >
> > He has the brains of cottage cheese.
>
> Yes.
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
> >>
> >
> > http://www.eunuch.org/
>
> James Joyce.
>
nikolai kingsley
> > > And don't call me MISTER Stang!
> >
> > Mister mister mister mister mister.
>
> I telepathically commanded you to type that so many times.
please telepathically command him to write some vomit porn and post it to
alt.tasteless, marked to the attention of Ace Lightning. i wrote her some,
but i don't think it really rang her bell, so to speak. ;/
nikolai
--
Lou don't worry 'cuz it's figured in,
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou)
And he's got sharp teeth like Rin Tin Tin,
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano!)
purple
Overseer" <Sevent...@SlowOnTheUptake.edu> wrote:
Herbert W. Armstrong
Bob Dobbs
purple
2Plhc.10344$LR4....@newssvr31.news.prodigy.com, "HdMrs. Salacia the
Overseer" <Sevent...@SlowOnTheUptake.edu> wrote:
Every notion in the sentence above is a serious liability in dealing with me
and Connie.
Bob Dobbs
purple
N4mhc.5135$_o3.1...@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net, "ghost"
<gh...@ghost.net> wrote:
Dr. Beter
Bob Dobbs
purple
m6mhc.10374$RA5....@newssvr31.news.prodigy.com, "HdMrs. Salacia the
Overseer" <Sevent...@SlowOnTheUptake.edu> wrote:
>>>> Always already.
>>>>
>>> http://conceptlab.com/simulator/
>>
>> Dr. Beter.
>>
>
> That's a REPEAT!
>
No it's a cycle. More coming.
Bob Dobbs
purple
ramhc.10380$MH5....@newssvr31.news.prodigy.com, "HdMrs. Salacia the
Overseer" <Sevent...@SlowOnTheUptake.edu> wrote:
>
>
>>>> Big mistake.
>>>>
>>>
>>> http://tinyurl.com/38z7l
>>
>> Mae Brussell.
>
> Eternal Return shite.
Sometimes. Don't forget the role of simultaneity.
Bob Dobbs
purple
pbmhc.10383$jE5....@newssvr31.news.prodigy.com, "HdMrs. Salacia the
Overseer" <Sevent...@SlowOnTheUptake.edu> wrote:
>
Finnegans Wake
Bob Dobbs
purple
ocmhc.10386$zi5....@newssvr31.news.prodigy.com, "HdMrs. Salacia the
Overseer" <Sevent...@SlowOnTheUptake.edu> wrote:
Krishnamurti
Bob Dobbs
purple
2emhc.10388$0P5....@newssvr31.news.prodigy.com, "HdMrs. Salacia the
Overseer" <Sevent...@SlowOnTheUptake.edu> wrote:
McLuhan
Bob Dobbs
HellPopeHuey
with hot water until they turn into a slurry. Instant purple.
--
HellPope Huey
Administrator of rec.boner.hello-kitty
"I am an elitist,
but I have respect for people
who don't measure up."
- "The West Wing"
"Well let me ask you this: shut up."
- Chief Wiggum
purple
8cc8cffc.04042...@posting.google.com, "HellPopeHuey"
<hellpo...@subgenius.com> wrote:
> Get a big ol' washtub, dump a bunch of cow pies in it and spray 'em
> with hot water until they turn into a slurry. Instant purple.
So.
Bob Dobbs
KD et al
>gradually developed from routines by Papa Joe Mama, Dr. K'taden Legume
>and myself. The point was basically to lampoon the propensity of kooks
>to get angrier at their fellow kooks over silly doctrinal minutia than
>at the "normals" against whom they are ostensibly allied.
Damn. What brilliant, scathing minds. I must know more.
KD et al
>when you went to such trouble on such things. In case you don't
>remember. I barely do.
>
>http://subgenius.com/bigfist/classic/classictales/Pilgrimage.html
I loved this. (But then I'm easy). This was Nenslo? Nice.
KD et al
>jumping through somebody else's hoop while proclaiming their inability
>to affect me in any way I will, and I don't care what they think about
>it either, but I sure will read their followup to see what they say!"
This is where I get confused.
If you play your own game, its bound to fall in with other peoples at some
point, so are you really jumping through their hoops or are you just doing your
thing? If you see their hoops and avoid what you would normally do in order
*not* to jump through their hoops, aren't you then *really* jumping through
their hoops, hoops they didn't even know they had? If you continue along your
own course the plot of which allows a case to be made that you jumped through a
hoop, was it really a hoop or did the vector of two paths coincide?
If I jump through ten hoops because I choose to, are you absolutely, positively
sure that you can count on THAT 11TH HOOP?
Things like this keep me up at night. This and undercooked chicken.
Den Mu
purple <pur...@tellurian.com> wrote in message news:<BCA838E8.5FAB%
pur...@tellurian.com>...
> On 4/18/04 10:08 AM, in article
> OZvgc.9513$JG6....@newssvr31.news.prodigy.com, "HdMrs. Salacia the
> Overseer" <Sevent...@SlowOnTheUptake.edu> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> > "purple" <pur...@tellurian.com> wrote in message
> > news:BCA8022A.5F5E%pur...@tellurian.com...
> >> On 4/18/04 2:22 AM, in article
> >>
> >> My sentiments exactly.
> >>
> >>
> >> Bob Dobbs
> >
> > http://tinyurl.com/34tsp
>
> I wrote this yesterday when a colleague mentioned the Hosers as me and Doug:
>
> [Can't stop that xenochrony. In his novel (SELF-CONDEMNED - 1954) about his
> WW2 life in Toronto, Wyndham Lewis has a major character based on McLuhan -
> Professor McKenzie (portrayal starts on p.313, Black Sparrow edition).
> And, of course, if you know my diary excerpts in Android Meme's Xenochrony,
> I have my first intuition of xenochrony in 1954 when I meet McLuhan and find
> out my father's old friend, Mr. Lewis, gave McLuhan the first clues about
> tetrad-management in 1944.]
>
>
> Meanwhile:
>
> http://www.ctheory.net/default.asp
>
>
> Bob Dobbs