I am super-excited! I don't give a crap that it's not rated R. Some
people have been bitching about that. What the fuck ever! Sam Raimi
returns to horror?! I'm so there. Opening night. It looks like a wild
ride. I wanna dip my balls in it!
The only thing that upsets me about it is the serious lack of Ted
Raimi. WTF, Sam? Too good to put your baby brother in your new horror
flick? Boo and hiss, good sir!
For a second I forgot part of that subject is a Title from a current
film, not a request for services yet to be rendered.
And what WOULD that entail.
BTW, I fired up the Cult of your Ass Again.
I noticed, and in the meantime yall are letting the Flooze Defend the
Honor of the Blowjob all by herself.
*Mrffgh* and my mouth is full, too, ya bitches!
I'm fighting for your honor, which is more than YOU've ever done!
Either pass me some ammo, or find me some kneepads, for fuck's sake!
Having me defend the Honor of the Blow Job is like having the Fox
guard the Hen House.
>*Mrffgh* and my mouth is full, too, ya bitches!
>
>I'm fighting for your honor, which is more than YOU've ever done!
>Either pass me some ammo, or find me some kneepads, for fuck's sake!
We should organize a protest march and give everybody signs that just
say BLOWJOBS on them.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
A guy is just going to see if the corpse is fuckable first, is all I am
saying. If it is, they might not yell for help right away.
- nenslo
:: Currently listening to Flash and Gramps, 1980, by The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo, from "Forbidden Zone"
That if I didn't know that was a movie, it would be one epic way to begin a
thread.
Me too...my mind reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell'd with the
"Scene" possibilities between those two...and that I would want the
Pop Corn Concession.
If so, you forgot to say please.
Every time I read this subject line I wanna ask if I can go too!
Drag me to hell Rev. Anna!
--
Miss Binky
> Every time I read this subject line I wanna ask if I can go too!
>
> Drag me to hell Rev. Anna!
Mmmmmokay! I have terrible upper body strength, though, so it might
take a while. Maybe I can wheelbarrow you to hell?
Just grab me by the hair and yank! (...I kinda like that)
Oooh gosh, I'm still all steamy from the Josh Duhmal thread...sorry.
--
Miss Binky
Men cannot defend the honor of blowjobs. The women of the group must do
it themselves. Us guys can wank while we watch you, if you want though.
And RE: Bono Bob and I to's remark: The Irresistible Force Meets the
Immovable Object, I suspect.
--
Hyper-Potent Ultra-Honcho.
Before he did the Spider-Man movies, Sam Raimi's claim to fame was the
Evil Dead trilogy. But he also did an interesting thriller called "A
Simple Plan," which seems to have been forgotten in the wake of Spider-
Man even though it got Oscar nominations. I'm also a fan of Darkman,
mostly because it used its paper-thin plot to give us the Phantom of
the Opera as a superhero.
So yeah, I'm looking forward to being dragged to hell. And when you
come to X-Day, we'll be sure to drag you to hell, too.
> I'm also a fan of Darkman, mostly because it used its paper-thin
>plot to give us the Phantom of the Opera as a superhero.
Me too! It's one of my favorite non-comic book-based comic book
movies!
I wanna see it, but these days I am unwilling to pay theater prices
unless it is to see all the gore and nudity that earns an R rating on
the ginormous screen. everything else i just wait to rent.
I'm looking forward to Rob Zombie's Halloween 2. if anyone can save
us from this spate of PG-13 horror movies, it's him.
I was going to ask you to drag me and Miss Binky and Susie and any
other girls here into a big cuddle pile for a marathon snuggle
session..... please?
You are possessed with horror.
And Rev.Anna Dynamite loves that shit.
She is possessed with Ted.
IT'S ALL TRUE! Cuddles for everyone*!
*with a vagina
I am positively infected with a love of Ted!
OLO.
Hey, this time I saw the thing "post" prematurely without me touching
or clicking anything at all.
I too am a "A Simple Plan" fan. I had been assuming that Wei and I
were the only people who ever saw that.
Your keyboard is haunted.
You need to buy one of my Patented Keyboard Exorcisms to get rid of
it.
A bit more expensive on the Mac side of things.
It posted before you clicked anything? Now I am possessed with
horror.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
A computer lets you make more mistakes
faster than any invention in human history,
with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
- Mitch Ratcliffe
:: Currently listening to Baryton Trio No. 52 in D Major: Adagio, 1768, by Haydn, from "Haydn Divertimenti"