Shrub finally outshines the competition, and takes his place
as first among his peers.
http://www.rollingstone.com/news/profile/story/9961300/the_worst_president_in_history
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Of course, this momentous achievement has been anticipated,
and commemorated.
http://www.news.cornell.edu/Stories/April05/slime-mold.Bush.Cheney.ssl.html
And, not unsurprisingly, our heroes of the day shares this
great honour with other famous aluminaries.
http://www.rosegeorge.com/frameworks/generic/public_users/morearticles.asp?ArticleID=58
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