Why does "BoB" hate me?
j...@go.away
Please someone tell me why BoB hates me so much.
Joy D'Veeve
Joe Cosby
thunder crashed, j...@go.away laughed madly, then wrote:
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>Please someone tell me why BoB hates me so much.
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>Joy D'Veeve
Well my instinct would be you probably snuck up on him in the dark
when he was doing something embarassing with a troupe of girl scouts a
can of whipped cream and a Yoda costume and scared the dickens out of
the poor guy.
So now he's just sort of skittish and that could reflect on your luck
plane distortions. He doesn't -hate- you, you've just spooked him a
bit.
I would recommend that you get roaring drunk so as to be tuned in to
the "Bob" plane. Your normal discursive consciousness obscures this
from you. When you are in this oracle state, clear your mind and
stroke an image of "Bob" and in a gentle, reassuring voice say "there
there 'Bob', it's OK, everything will be OK" until you feel the
'shift'. Ideally this should be done in a state of intense
excremeditation.
Then leave a can of whipped cream on your "Bob" altar and everyfing
will be OK again.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
You have to agree that cars are readily available, and easy to conceal
in a school's parking lot.
- Fred Ziffel
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Boddhisatva Troutwaxer
> Please someone tell me why BoB hates me so much.
>
> Joy D'Veeve
It has been much too long since you have fucked "Bob." I would suggest
lying naked, or in your best lingerie, before the altar of Dobbs, and
reading some good "Bob" pornography, then doing what comes naturally
while fantasizing about "Bob" doing it to you. You can even formally
pledge yourself to become one of his wives and he will bless you.
The other possibility is that you can perform SubGenius UberMagick.
While excremeditating, imagine yourself on the luck plane. See the luck
plane stretching out before you and gently press down on the "material"
of the luck plane. See it dimpling downward around you.
The two issues here are that you be gentle and generous. If you are too
rough on the luck plane, you will tear it beneath you, and the
consequences of falling through the luck plane are two terrible to be
imagined.
You must also imagine that others are benefitting by your manipulation
of the luck plane. The three most important things you can imagine in
terms of luck plane generousity are that The Church has good luck, that
"Bob" had good luck, and that I, Boddhisatva Troutwaxer have good luck.
Lastly, when you are "dimpling" the luck plane, it is very important to
give it a nice "reach around". It likes a good time just as much as
anything else, so whisper sweet nothings in its ear, caress it, use your
tongue...
T.
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manes of horses. The only known solution to this problem is to sprinkle
baker's yeast in the mane, for, as we all know, yeast is yeast and nest
is nest, and never the mane shall tweet.
Grantland
You're also a dork, Troutwaxer. What's up with this group, eh? I've
never seen so many losers in my life!
Grantland
(I like Huey excepted)
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Rev. Prostata Cantata
Modemac <mod...@modemac.com> wrote:
>j...@go.away wrote:
>> Please someone tell me why BoB hates me so much.
>
> -- Mel Gibson in "Lethal Weapon"
Sound advice.
As I always say "When life gives you lemons shove 'em up 'Bob's ass!"
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HellPope Huey
> Boddhisatva Troutwaxer <tung...@pacbell.net> wrote:
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> >j...@go.away wrote:
> >> Please someone tell me why BoB hates me so much.
> >> Joy D'Veeve
> >
> >It has been much too long since you have fucked "Bob." I would suggest
> >lying naked, or in your best lingerie, before the altar of Dobbs, and
> >reading some good "Bob" pornography, then doing what comes naturally
> >while fantasizing about "Bob" doing it to you. You can even formally
> >pledge yourself to become one of his wives and he will bless you.
> You're also a dork, Troutwaxer. What's up with this group, eh? I've
> never seen so many losers in my life!
> Grantland
> (I like Huey excepted)
Christ, that's like waking up and finding that dickless fuck Bob Dean's
tongue in my mouth. Pleaeagh! Pleaagh!!! Will someone please hold the hose
while I steam-clean my genitals, I feel so DIRTY! Sis D has an excellent
excuse, she's a walking stroke mag of glistening beauty, but you? Next
thing you know, iceknife will be asking for a pair of my undies to sniff
while he wanks to reruns of The Mary Tyler Moore Show.
If this place sinks any lower, we'll be able to buy Amsterdam with
proceeds from the dinosaur bones we'll bring back when we dig our way OUT
of the stygian depths.
Grantland likes me. Lord, I'm gonna start puking until I can taste my own
pyloric valve. Pleaagh!!! Pleaagh!!! Pleaagh!!!
HellPope Huey, hellpo...@subgenius.com
Man is basically made of carbon obnoxide.
People who need people who have bidness brains, decency & some sort of
perspective
re the luckiest people in Sub-Creche 2763.
"America is a country that cripples it's citizens,
then arrests them for limping "
- Saint Lenny Bruce
"I'm a drunk guy wearin' a bra.
Wish me luck on the bus."
- "The Drew Carey Show"
Sister Decadence
Well, you know, you can always LEAVE if we're so abhorrent to you. I
never understood these so-called Subgeniuses who gripe about all of us
but still STICK AROUND.
> (I like Huey excepted)
Huey does rock on occasion.
"Without deviation, progress
is not possible." -F. Zappa
Sister Decadence
http://www.subgenius.com
http://www.walkingdead.net/~quijibo/sister_d
http://www.walkingdead.net/~sisd/siscam.html
shi...@hoptmasil.com
Hulk...@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey) writes:
> In article <3ac263b3....@ct-news.iafrica.com>, mit...@iafrica.com wrote:
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>> Boddhisatva Troutwaxer <tung...@pacbell.net> wrote:
>>
>> >j...@go.away wrote:
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> Christ, that's like waking up and finding that dickless fuck Bob Dean's
> tongue in my mouth. Pleaeagh! Pleaagh!!! Will someone please hold the hose
> while I steam-clean my genitals, I feel so DIRTY! Sis D has an excellent
> excuse, she's a walking stroke mag of glistening beauty, but you? Next
> thing you know, iceknife will be asking for a pair of my undies to sniff
> while he wanks to reruns of The Mary Tyler Moore Show.
I wouldnt mind finding Deans tongue in my mouth, as long as the rest of
him wasnt attached to the end of it. Heck, what goes nice with fried
Deantongue anyhow, pepper, mayo? Thousand Island?
Geoff Bronner
-G
Ouroboros Rex
Lemon Dean Tongue (from Rad's in NYC)
Cut Dean tongue in half lengthwise, parallel to 'fork' in tip (must
be "skin-on"). Broil top side down - 10-15 min. - turn once, cook thru.
Should have charred areas on exterior.
Chop into smaller pieces with cleaver or chef's knife. Place pieces
in deep pan skin side down & cover with marinade (below). Cook 3 min.
each side under broiler.
Serve with pasta lightly dressed.
Lemon Dean Tongue Marinade
For whole Dean tongue (that sucker's gotta be big):
1 cup olive oil
2 cups fresh or bottled lemon juice
1 Tbsp red wine vinegar
6-7 cloves garlic chopped/smashed
Salt, pepper and (lots of) oregano to taste
Pour over Dean tongue pieces and return to broiler 3 min. per side.
NOTE: If you haven't tracked down Dean yet, this works REALLY well
with bone-in split chicken breasts. Debone before marinade step. You
really should try this variation. =)
shzioirk
Ouroboros Rex <c-b...@staff.uiuc.edu> writes:
>
> Cut Dean tongue in half lengthwise, parallel to 'fork' in tip (must
> be "skin-on"). Broil top side down - 10-15 min. - turn once, cook thru.
> Should have charred areas on exterior.
> Chop into smaller pieces with cleaver or chef's knife. Place pieces
> in deep pan skin side down & cover with marinade (below). Cook 3 min.
> each side under broiler.
>
> Serve with pasta lightly dressed.
>
>
> Lemon Dean Tongue Marinade
>
> For whole Dean tongue (that sucker's gotta be big):
>
> 1 cup olive oil
> 2 cups fresh or bottled lemon juice
> 1 Tbsp red wine vinegar
> 6-7 cloves garlic chopped/smashed
> Salt, pepper and (lots of) oregano to taste
>
> Pour over Dean tongue pieces and return to broiler 3 min. per side.
>
>
> NOTE: If you haven't tracked down Dean yet, this works REALLY well
> with bone-in split chicken breasts. Debone before marinade step. You
> really should try this variation. =)
Will do man, next time I have chicken. Thanks
Ouroboros Rex
And hey, freeze the marinade after. I put it on all kinds of stuff.
It's great on mashed potatos.
Abbess Abyss
<j...@go.away> wrote in message news:20010328...@lump.concourse.com...
Please someone tell me why BoB hates me so much.
He may have observed you're the only one who can outsmile him.
mykal d'archangel
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>Please someone tell me why BoB hates me so much.
If "Bob" didn't hate you... how would you be able to tell when he
*loved* you?
st m d'a
Rev. Cozmo Electrolux
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> <j...@go.away> wrote in message news:20010328...@lump.concourse.com...
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> Please someone tell me why BoB hates me so much.
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> He may have observed you're the only one who can outsmile him.
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nekkid!!!