Children's Anatomy Restoration Projekt
High Holy Hekkador
in amazement, I beheld barrett john erickson
<bar...@MagneticFields.org> write in alt.surrealism:
[ ... ]
"we charge 10 year olds with murder, while denying 15 year olds sexual
"autonomy
I read this as "... denying 15 year olds sexual anatomy".
who here will join me in demanding that 15-year-olds should have
their anatomy restored? BOYS SHOULD HAVE DICKS, GIRLS SHOULD HAVE
PUSSIES!
[ note that I wrote much more in the alt.surrealism follow-up,
but it is boring stuff about liberating child pornographers
and needed to be snipped. but I think there are many SubGenii
here who will support me in demanding clits and penii for
~
little kids. we could distribute them in pinatas! ]
--
"Your thirteen clitorises strongly suggest
your amorality."
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Popess Lilith von Fraumench
<d9+F2UMJ...@softhome.net>, taly...@softhome.net bellowed forth across
the wasteland:
>
>while following-up a thread in alt.surrealism, I came across this:
>their anatomy restored? BOYS SHOULD HAVE DICKS, GIRLS SHOULD HAVE
>PUSSIES!
...Or vice versa, if that's what they want.
>we could distribute them in pinatas!
You're talking sense again. Stop it.
P.Lil
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His Most Feathered Eminence
write in alt.slack:
"On the eve of Sun, 04 Oct 1998 15:57:49 -0600, in the Temple of
"<d9+F2UMJ...@softhome.net>, taly...@softhome.net bellowed
"forth across the wasteland:
">who here will join me in demanding that 15-year-olds should have
">their anatomy restored? BOYS SHOULD HAVE DICKS, GIRLS SHOULD HAVE
">PUSSIES!
"...Or vice versa, if that's what they want.
">we could distribute them in pinatas!
"You're talking sense again. Stop it.
no, I'm talking LARGE FUCKING DOLLARS, fornicating in our wallets!
~
the good thing about distributing penii and pusii in pinatas
is that boys and girls can grab whichever snap-ons they prefer...
or even snag as many of either one, or BOTH, whatever they can
grab!
of course, in predominately Pink neighborhoods, we would create
an artificial PENIS AND VAGINA SHORTAGE so that the little rats
will have to KILL EACH OTHER in their LUST FOR ORGANS.
you see, my plans always sound better when examined under a
microscope. and they look cute when listened to through a
stethescope, too.
--
"Hear the only sound of axe cutting air.
It has much say to you!" --- GYMKATA
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that guy with the hair
xister
His Most Feathered Eminence wrote:
> in amazement, I beheld p-...@ZubJenius.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
> write in alt.slack:
>
> "On the eve of Sun, 04 Oct 1998 15:57:49 -0600, in the Temple of
> "<d9+F2UMJ...@softhome.net>, taly...@softhome.net bellowed
> "forth across the wasteland:
>
> ">who here will join me in demanding that 15-year-olds should have
> ">their anatomy restored? BOYS SHOULD HAVE DICKS, GIRLS SHOULD HAVE
> ">PUSSIES!
>
> "...Or vice versa, if that's what they want.
>
> ">we could distribute them in pinatas!
>
> "You're talking sense again. Stop it.
It's true Talsyman, yer making too much sense- I had enuff of that in
alt.surrealism.
STOP MAKING SENSE!
>
>
> no, I'm talking LARGE FUCKING DOLLARS, fornicating in our wallets!
>
> ~
> the good thing about distributing penii and pusii in pinatas
> is that boys and girls can grab whichever snap-ons they prefer...
> or even snag as many of either one, or BOTH, whatever they can
> grab!
Why not just make ONE BIG ORGAN that's interchangeable? It would cut down on
production costs...
>
>
> of course, in predominately Pink neighborhoods, we would create
> an artificial PENIS AND VAGINA SHORTAGE so that the little rats
> will have to KILL EACH OTHER in their LUST FOR ORGANS.
Hammond Organ..... (*snicker*) that always makes me laugh.... (sorry, no
relevant statement here)
>
>
> you see, my plans always sound better when examined under a
> microscope. and they look cute when listened to through a
> stethescope, too.
>
I looked at this idea thru the wrong end of a telescope, and it seemed small
and a bit shrunken.... I dunno...
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Won't be nothin' you can measure anymore
The Blizzard of the world has crossed the threshold
and it's overturned the order of the soul...
When they said, "Repent!" I wondered what they meant.
I've seen the future brother, it is murder...
-LEONARD COHEN-
His Most Feathered Eminence
in alt.slack:
"His Most Feathered Eminence wrote:
"> ~
"> the good thing about distributing penii and pusii in pinatas
hell, I don't remember inventing the word "pusii". that made
me laugh. WHO WAS LIVING IN MY SKULL THAT DAY?
"> is that boys and girls can grab whichever snap-ons they prefer...
"> or even snag as many of either one, or BOTH, whatever they can
"> grab!
"Why not just make ONE BIG ORGAN that's interchangeable? It would cut down on
"production costs...
Great "Bob" a-mighty, NO!
that's what the Conspiracy wants!
everyone with the same organ, mass produced, one to a customer.
don't like your ONE WORLD ORGAN? shut up, no complaints. just drink
the fucking kool-aid. put on the green jumpsuit that looks *exactly*
like everyone else's green jumpsuit.
no, what "Bob" wants, and what *we* want, is EXCITING NEW sexual organs.
we want organs that mutate to show our current moods. hell, we want
to be able to COMMUNICATE by *voluntarily* changing the shape, size,
and color of our genitalia! telepenithy will be the *new* language
in a SubGenius-dominated world.
"> you see, my plans always sound better when examined under a
"> microscope. and they look cute when listened to through a
"> stethescope, too.
"I looked at this idea thru the wrong end of a telescope, and it seemed small
"and a bit shrunken.... I dunno...
oh no! you're looking at my penwas!
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(1995 Dallas NonCon MiSTing of GYMKATA)
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High Holy Hekkador of alt.slack