The Book online?
jack_nutting
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Brent Burton
>Is the Book of the Subgenius available online anywhere?
YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA! You bet it is!
Here's some free advice for only $20: You sure aint gonna get a lot from just
this small excerpt of The Book. I suggest, and it'd be in your slack-gaining
ways' best interest, to spend ANOTHER $$ on the dead tree edition. It's
slightly more verbose. Now send me $20....OR KILL ME!
The Book of the Subgenius
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(In Condensed Form)
How to Prosper in the Coming Weird Times
T b y n h i y h c c a n i - a s-p f s t w l t t e o h - o i c b t f-s
o t p k o p a h. W w i b?
"IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE?"
W, i y t t C w a j, t y b G N 'G' T P. O, w t f t a t w d f m l a y p $
t S, t U C, o a o r g, e p t S B. B t a f braindeath. W a a braindeath.
T w p a d b o o h e t w t t t t o t j j e n t h b c k o b. M G, l
w t d t a o o p t k s f.
N, t i N j, N p. O t f o y p k y f b w h t o m, n r, r s, a s o. B w d. ...
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P S, o "S" i T. T t S a i h h, a h o p s, a o a w w h h t b i a t m. S c f h
t h, f w t w. I c b t h o a m y j s, t a o a b, a b o T, a g p, a d, a s o.
N p g y a l i b, b t o a t t n o T N. T c s f t i n g e; y a i t p t
o o d o w w l l a y; y k t e w w o i m-- a t v i i u w u t I.
O n n m t a a -- a s T, s o i s d a f h a p, u S: s c b P S a F P a t s t.
As said before, SLACK is a trickster.
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Brent P. Burton, N5VMG Computer Sci/Physics
bre...@cs.tamu.edu Texas A&M University
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Chris Herborth
Better not be, I paid "Bob" >= $10 for mine...
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Chris Herborth cjher...@rose.waterloo.edu
3B Hons English RPW cjher...@lotus.waterloo.edu
Disclaimer: I was under the influence of Earl Grey tea when I said that...
Brent Burton
>In article <1991Sep19.0...@milton.u.washington.edu> nutt...@carleton.edu writes:
>}Is the Book of the Subgenius available online anywhere?
>
Geez, that sucks. Mine came in a package deal. Some Men In Black visited
my apartment and said that if I just try The Church Of the SubGenius they'd
give me three issues of The Watchtower for free.
Needless to say, the Watchtower went to line my birdcage and now my
birds have never been happier...
Chris Herborth
}In article <1991Sep19.1...@watdragon.waterloo.edu> cjher...@rose.waterloo.edu (Chris Herborth) writes:
}>In article <1991Sep19.0...@milton.u.washington.edu> nutt...@carleton.edu writes:
}>}Is the Book of the Subgenius available online anywhere?
}>
}>Better not be, I paid "Bob" >= $10 for mine...
}
}Geez, that sucks. Mine came in a package deal. Some Men In Black visited
}my apartment and said that if I just try The Church Of the SubGenius they'd
}give me three issues of The Watchtower for free.
}
}Needless to say, the Watchtower went to line my birdcage and now my
}birds have never been happier...
I _did_ get ripped off... A batch of door-to-door-religious-salespeople (I'll
be nice and leave out their actual flavour) came to my house at some gawdawful
hour on Saturday morning... I answered the door, and THEY ASKED FOR MY
ROOMMATE!
Then again, since I _had_ just woken up (after a horribly unsuccessful
evening at a local bar, I might add, but won't) I probably looked like
a very thin Overman... Or maybe it was the Satanic Morning Scowl (tm)...
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Chris Herborth cjher...@rose.waterloo.edu
3B Hons English RPW cjher...@lotus.waterloo.edu
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