seriously slack
ELE...@jane.uh.edu
for that matter, what's a xist? and who the *hell* is bob?
is he related to jim-bob jumpback, huh?
cool fnords and astro beeps to you too, toodle -u
oggie (zippy the pinhead's real twin bro)
profession : ( the redundantly oxymoronic cool nerd)
de: kelva, in the magellenic cloud B
[.sig " and to think I had substituted *intense* for *serious*
in my original request for joining " the one and only og
[.alt.sig: " what do you *mean*, rot13?"]
Jack Gjovaag
>thanks .... for the cool subgenii stuf,you all. What's a xibo?
"-ibo" is a suffix derived from Sanscrit and meaning "pink".
I wouldn't get too close to all this ibo-schmibo junk if I
were you but it's your choice.
>for that matter, what's a xist? and who the *hell* is bob?
An Xist is, well,..., I'd rather not say. Try to stay
alive until 1998 when you will get your answer. You might
want to get right with Bob in the meantime, but again, it's
your choice.
>is he related to jim-bob jumpback, huh?
Bob is related to many beings and in many ways.
If you care too much about things like this, you
are probably about as slack as Richard Nixon.
Fr. Coprolite
Dave Denson
>for that matter, what's a xist? and who the *hell* is bob?
xibo is the anti-Kibo. At least he says so. I don't believe him. Nobody
should. He is bad.
If you don't know who the xists are, it's too late.
Bob is slack.
Slack is Bob.
Forget it. You have no hope. I was the last one saved.
Go away. Ignore alt.slack. It will only depress you. It is bad. Trust me.
-?ibo
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Dave Denson (den...@prism.cs.orst.edu)
"Why is a mouse when it spins?"
Xibo
I'm a xibo. I'm the only Xibo. There is only me, unless
Krill-Man has made clones of me without my permission.
He's Not Allowed to do that.
>for that matter, what's a xist? and who the *hell* is bob?
You can find out first-hand what xists are in 1998.
As for Bob, well, he's just this guy, you know?
>is he related to jim-bob jumpback, huh?
Oh yes, that's one of his many alter egos. And Bob is in
your town, too! You can see how many businesses he
owns by looking in the Yellow Pages under "Bob".
>cool fnords and astro beeps to you too, toodle -u
beep, beep, bop-a-loo-la
>oggie (zippy the pinhead's real twin bro)
>profession : ( the redundantly oxymoronic cool nerd)
Xibo (not Kibo)
profession : making sure Kibo is Not Allowed
sean "xibo" coates \ xi...@mts.rpi.edu \ You're Not Allowed
1815 e.speedway #d104 \_______________________________\___________________
tucson, az 85719, usa \ Xibology \ Anything I say is the opinion
keep the blasted $1 \ is better! \ of myself, and not of Kibo.
Xibo
>"-ibo" is a suffix derived from Sanscrit and meaning "pink".
>I wouldn't get too close to all this ibo-schmibo junk if I
>were you but it's your choice.
Kibo IS pink, as those who remember will agree
jackg@tekirl...
^^^^ kirl... krill...
It's YOU, isn't it! I saw through your disguise, Krill-Man!
You can't hide from me!
sean "xibo" coates \ xi...@mts.rpi.edu \ You're Not Allowed
1815 e.speedway #d104 \_______________________________\___________________
tucson, az 85719, usa \ Xibology \ Anything I say is the opinion
I HATE topology \ is better! \ of myself, and not of Kibo.
Anton C Shepps
>Well, I still say you're Not Allowed to make clones of me. But
>while you're cloning people, clone Kibo! He would allow you to.
>And he once said that he was the one and only Kibo. I love it
>when he gets caught in a contradiction.
>
>sean "xibo" coates \ xi...@mts.rpi.edu \ You're Not Allowed
>1815 e.speedway #d104 \_______________________________\___________________
>tucson, az 85719, usa \ Xibology \ Anything I say is the opinion
*Still* panicky about Kibo? We haven't seen his pink ass around here for
ages, but you and your kind are continuing your reactionary furor. It
reminds one of that lesser religion where the gawd-figure appeared over
1,988 years ago, promised to be right back after a short break, and the
sheep are STILL BAA-ing about, waiting for the doorbell to ring.
SNAP OUT of it, by gum! Buy GUM! There are SERIOUS Sub-ISSUES to be
resolved, and we must STOP using the electronic gateway for trivialities!
Don't agonize over the false prophets! Follow "Bob" -- and cut out the
bulldada!
--
- Anton Shepps - ash...@telesci.uucp - "Get back to work, you!" -M.Groening -
xi...@rpi.mts.edu
> Volume 312, chapter 17, section 411, subsection 94
> Paragraph 4429:
>
> Whereas the Krill are celibate beings, their continued
Don't worry, Bob can get you SEX!! Fornicate like mad!
> survival is dependent on the adaptation of members of other
> species to the Krill pseudo gene-code (see subsection 12,
> paragraph 183) and its artificially reinforced trihelical
> topology. During the mating season of the Krill (Jan 1st -
Topology is evil. Avoid topology, it's too much work
> Dec 31), committees of more than 4.2e6 Krill are directed to
> make genetic duplicates of whatever sentient or non-sentient
> beings are in the vicinity of the quorum. Until such time
Doesn't this technobabble sound kinda pink to you? It bothers me!
> as the birth sequence of the Krill is obviated (subject to
> subsection 943, paragraph 18) genetic duplication of other
> species and insertion of Krill mutations is the primary
> means of reprodution.
Well, I still say you're Not Allowed to make clones of me. But
while you're cloning people, clone Kibo! He would allow you to.
And he once said that he was the one and only Kibo. I love it
when he gets caught in a contradiction.
sean "xibo" coates \ xi...@mts.rpi.edu \ You're Not Allowed
1815 e.speedway #d104 \_______________________________\___________________
tucson, az 85719, usa \ Xibology \ Anything I say is the opinion
you're not allowed to send money\ is better! \ of myself, and not of Kibo.
Michael E. Lee
>
> I'm a xibo. I'm the only Xibo. There is only me, unless
> Krill-Man has made clones of me without my permission.
> He's Not Allowed to do that.
Yes I am. The Krill Manifesto clearly states:
Volume 312, chapter 17, section 411, subsection 94
Paragraph 4429:
Whereas the Krill are celibate beings, their continued
survival is dependent on the adaptation of members of other
species to the Krill pseudo gene-code (see subsection 12,
paragraph 183) and its artificially reinforced trihelical
topology. During the mating season of the Krill (Jan 1st -
Dec 31), committees of more than 4.2e6 Krill are directed to
make genetic duplicates of whatever sentient or non-sentient
beings are in the vicinity of the quorum. Until such time
as the birth sequence of the Krill is obviated (subject to
subsection 943, paragraph 18) genetic duplication of other
species and insertion of Krill mutations is the primary
means of reprodution.
Clearly, I am allowed to do this.
The Krill are pleased with themselves.
_ K_ r_ i_ l_ l-_ M_ a_ n (tm)
mi...@ontek.com
Jack Gjovaag
> ^^^^ kirl... krill...
>It's YOU, isn't it! I saw through your disguise, Krill-Man!
>You can't hide from me!
Sorry to get you all excited but you can turn off your
pacemaker and pop a valium because despite arcane
clues in my path name, placed there to deceive, I am
not Krill-Man, but his arch-enemy (gasp) Baleen Whale-Man!
At last my true identity can be known. For years, through
superb muscular control I have made myself appear to
be older, shorter and fatter than I really am, awaiting
the appointed moment to spring on the world and
conquer the Krill menace and make the world safe for
photo-plankton.
Food-chains of the world, unite!
BWM
Michael E. Lee
> >jackg@tekirl...
> > ^^^^ kirl... krill...
> >It's YOU, isn't it! I saw through your disguise, Krill-Man!
> >You can't hide from me!
>
> photo-plankton.
That's phytoplankton, you, you, pink whale-like person being!!!
> Food-chains of the world, unite!
Please note how nicely this paragraph is adjusted:
The Krill are the basis of all antarctic life. Without Krill, life itself
would be impossible. Destroy Me and you destroy yourselves. The Krill
are the foundation of consciousness, the very essence of multicellular
organisms. Tread softly on your beds of algae, Mr. Baleen Whale-Man, (if
that is your real name) for if you step on even a single holy Krill, your
soul will be sent to the eternal damnation of Kibological heck-like land!!
The Krill want to know what kind of grout to use between percentiles.