Hey STANG
Pope Chain Smerker
never been a member of Sien Fein, are you on drugs?
Regards,
Me
nikolai kingsley
> I don't the point of that 20 year old newspaper article you sent me, I have
> never been a member of Sien Fein, are you on drugs?
Smerker - most Americans think that Australia is part of Britain, like
Wales and Scotland. many think Australia is somewhere near Afghanistan.
ps if they knew the truth they'd all be over here, so keep it schtumm, ok?
Rev. Ivan Stang
I guess I need to EXPLAIN AGAIN an ancient SubGenius tradition or two.
One SubGenius tradition is to send to the Sacred Scribe a whole lot of
random newspaper clippings, magazine photo cut-outs, small plastic
toys, and sensely office detritus like check stubs. Often this is sent
along with a one dollar bill and a request for something we sold ten
years ago.
Another SubGenius tradition is for the Sacred Scribe, unimpressed with
this all too common expression of home-made surrealism, to throw all
this trash into a little box next to the mail-out facility area.
Yet another SubGenius tradition is for the Scribe, while filling
orders, to fish crap at random out of this box, and throw it into the
outgoing bubble-packs along with the ordered swag, so as to maintain an
even inflow-outflow of senseless bulldada and MYSTERY TRASH.
This began with PUZZLING EVIDENCE -- THUS HIS NAME.
In other words you have been BLESSED and also have been reading way too
much into packing materials.
This month the box is full of ANCIENT trash, because while I was
digging through old boxes of Dogma for this book project, I unearthed
quite a lot of unanswered mail, particularly from May 1999, September
1999, and May 2000, all times when I was moving the entire archive,
Church HQ and major chunks of my life from one location to another.
Yes I am on drugs. Caffeine, One-A-Day Multiple Vitamins and caffeine.
Only half-strength, though! And that reminds me, it's time for my
Monster Energy Drink of the day. I would prefer Lost Energy Drink but
I'll make do.
Or is that "make due."
Well I completely replaced the Connie diary with a Susie the Floozy
porn novella excerpt, and greatly improved the Connie layout, so aside
from the art credits that's DONE. The Conspiracy Chapter is also DONE.
I figured out a way to do the art credits almost automatically. There's
a SECOND "Con Chapter" (all by other people) that needs Sacred Tweaking
today, which will bring it up to 150 finished pages. I *WILL* make that
insane deadline. Even if I keeled over tomorrow, I have set up enough
full-page reprints and comics for a zombie to come along later and fill
out the remaining pages IF NEED BE. Ass-covering was the FIRST thing I
did. I'll have you know I also took care of all the swag orders and
mailed out HoS 1045, and roughed in #1046. And I let Wei mow the yard.
There are some graphics that reference Hello Kitty quite a bit, those
have me a little worried. The whiskers are moved around and she has a
Hitler mustache and so on but still.
Thanks for the order, though!
Oh fuck I think it's a local voting day today. Damn it. Phooey.Oh well,
the old ladies that run the voting booths always have excellent oniony
hot dogs for sale there too.
Rev. James Slaughter
I too liked the last article you sent me, even if it was by accident.
Pope Chain Smerker
"Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:1146586322.5...@j33g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Whats really funny is that some snoop from work opened my package and left
it in the mail room with the CD title "Lay around and get high for 15 years"
and that article sticking out, silly pinks..