Doug, Have some self-respect...
Dr. Phineas J. Martian
http://www.chubbyheaven.com/Images/2007/05/sexy-bbw-lingerie-1.jpg
when you could have this...
http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2008/07/BS_JLoLingerie_366.jpg
Rev. Anna Dynamite
Why don't you ask your 'girlfriend' the same thing?
Rev. Back It On Up 13
wrote:
> after all... why would you want this...http://www.chubbyheaven.com/Images/2007/05/sexy-bbw-lingerie-1.jpg
>
> when you could have this...http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2008/07/BS_JLoLingeri...
YOU ARE FAT.
You have the opposite of anorexia, amigo. You look in the mirror and
DON'T see a disgusting whale.
Dr. Phineas J. Martian
And you're stupid, I lost 15 lbs. in 3 weeks by {insert her name here}
cizing, lets see YOU gain 15 iq points.
Rev. Back It On Up 13
wrote:
> On Nov 24, 1:54 pm, "Rev. Back It On Up 13" <eviel...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > On Nov 24, 4:44 pm, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian" <doc.mart...@gmail.com>
> > wrote:
>
> > > after all... why would you want this...http://www.chubbyheaven.com/Images/2007/05/sexy-bbw-lingerie-1.jpg
>
> > > when you could have this...http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2008/07/BS_JLoLingeri...
>
> > YOU ARE FAT.
>
> > You have the opposite of anorexia, amigo. You look in the mirror and
> > DON'T see a disgusting whale.
>
> And you're stupid, I lost 15 lbs. in 3 weeks by {insert her name here}
> cizing, lets see YOU gain 15 iq points.
There is nothing wrong with your weight, as long as you are relatively
healthy. A full figure is often to be preferred. I want you to
understand that I don't judge you for being fat.
I judge you for being a gruesome hypocrite and a douchebag.
Rev. Ivan Stang
>
> when you could have this...http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2008/07/BS_JLoLingeri...
The standard Authorized SubGenius answer would of course be "Why not
both?"
But the actual real life true answer is that -- and I don't expect you
to understand this -- I am already very happily married to the perfect
Space Princess, and not especially interested in either of your Pink
pin-up ladies.
If it's a rhetorical question, then all I can say is that I find the
lady in the first link a bit more attractive than the one in the
second link because she looks less plastic. Maybe, for some really
horrible and perverted reason, I don't have any hang-ups about weight
one way or another. But they both look pretty plastic.
Why do you ask, obsessed but unloved neurotic morbidly obese
misogynist? Did I hit a nerve somehow? Are you having trouble not
thinking about me day and night?
just john
> Why do you ask, obsessed but unloved neurotic morbidly obese
> misogynist? Did I hit a nerve somehow? Are you having trouble not
> thinking about me day and night?
>
Under it all, it's yet another person fascinated beyond all common sense
and personal safety by your Three Stooges Analogy!
--
* Radio Free Entropy: http://just-john.com/cn/rfe.shtml
Dr. Phineas J. Martian
I didn't ask. I suggested. I may even force a card.
As far as your taste in tubbos... its obvious that you don't give a
fuck about a woman's figure, as long as she a floppopotomus. beauty
has nothing to do with it, you'd chase after a tubbo who looks like
pounded dogshit when there are plenty of good lookin' bbws.
http://www.chubby-fat-girls.com/Images/2007/08/big-tit-bbw.jpg Its not
only that you chase chubbies (and don't argue that you don't, you just
chose an intentionally ugly chick over a hot chick solely because of
her weight) its that you chase UGMO chubbies! That's just disgusting.
Go hang out at weight watchers meetings and pick off the stragglers.
Fucking chubby chaser!
Also note, I've had a couple of g/fs that tip the scales, but I didn't
go after them because they were fat. I went after them because they
were wonderful human beings, great company, and good in the sack. You
actually CHOSE one because she was a lardass. CHUBBY CHASER! CHUBBY
CHASER!
Dr. Phineas J. Martian
> On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:40:28 -0800 (PST), "Dr. Phineas J. Martian"
> >only that you chase chubbies (and don't argue that you don't, you just
> >chose an intentionally ugly chick over a hot chick solely because of
> >her weight) its that you chase UGMO chubbies! That's just disgusting.
> >Go hang out at weight watchers meetings and pick off the stragglers.
> >Fucking chubby chaser!
>
> >Also note, I've had a couple of g/fs that tip the scales, but I didn't
> >go after them because they were fat. I went after them because they
> >were wonderful human beings, great company, and good in the sack. You
> >actually CHOSE one because she was a lardass. CHUBBY CHASER! CHUBBY
> >CHASER!
>
>
> So this is what your day has been leading to. Suddenly you remembered
> something you could attempt to chase Stang with and in so doing make
> yourself look even more foolish.
>
> ========================================http://www.imbjr.com
Avoid loud and aggressive persons,
they are vexations to the spirit.
- Desiderata
We were meant to sidestep the issue until we realized the issue could
ONLY be presented through sidestepping and THAT is the way of the
"Bob"
- St. Janor Hypercleats
Rev.Dr. LoBotomy
> Also note, I've had a couple of g/fs that tip the scales, but I didn't
> go after them because they were fat. I went after them because they were
> wonderful human beings, great company, and good in the sack. You
> actually CHOSE one because she was a lardass. CHUBBY CHASER! CHUBBY
> CHASER!
The irony is palpable.
Pisces
> On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:05:47 -0800 (PST), "Dr. Phineas J. Martian"
> least present an old one in a way that seems original?
>
>
>
> >We were meant to sidestep the issue until we realized the issue could
> >ONLY be presented through sidestepping and THAT is the way of the
> >"Bob"
> >- St. Janor Hypercleats
>
> - not just some malcontent.
>
> ========================================http://www.imbjr.com
He also doesn't understand why Janor ain't around.
Dr. Phineas J. Martian
I'll give you a hint, dumbshit. I don't care what a woman weighs.
Unless she happens to be an asshole, then I'll hit her with anything
that might touch upon a complex of hers or form a new one if i'm
really lucky. I didn't start shit with any of you. So I take obscene
pleasure in dishing it out to you stupid twats.
Cheers!
Doc
Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Because he was showin' up the prima donut, same reason Bob Black got
bombed, and philo got shuffled off to buffalo, and jesus took a
powder. Show up Stang and you too might end up with a drunken
chickenhed g/f.
Cheers!
Doc
Rev.Dr. LoBotomy
> 'll give you a hint, dumbshit. I don't care what a woman weighs. Unless
> she happens to be an asshole, then I'll hit her with anything that might
> touch upon a complex of hers or form a new one if i'm really lucky. I
> didn't start shit with any of you. So I take obscene pleasure in dishing
> it out to you stupid twats.
I forgot, your mommy makes you post here.
Pisces
But you did start shit with us. You seriously have a problem taking
responsibility for you actions. Its how we know you are leeching off
your Mom and not caring for her, you are such a layabout lout that if
you were actually caring for your mom she would have been dead
already.
Man you really can't take it can you. God you are a real weeping
vagina about this now. Are you finally realizing we all hate you? Is
that why you are being such a passive aggressive little yeasty
cuntflap? You are even more pathetic than I thought, take your greasy
hemorrhoids shove em back up you ass and grow a pair or GTFO.
Rev. Ivan Stang
wrote:
>
> We were meant to sidestep the issue until we realized the issue could
> ONLY be presented through sidestepping and THAT is the way of the
> "Bob"
> - St. Janor Hypercleats
That line was actually first bespaken by me, sorry.
Dr. Phineas J. Martian
wrote:
have you seen me in my black spidey suit?
http://holycrapthatsfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/spidey.jpg
Toilet Pepper
>
> Why do you ask, obsessed but unloved neurotic morbidly obese
> misogynist? Did I hit a nerve somehow? Are you having trouble not
> thinking about me day and night?
He wants you to destroy his man-hole.
Rev. Ivan Stang
wrote:
>
> > He also doesn't understand why Janor ain't around.
>
> Because he was showin' up the prima donut, same reason Bob Black got
> bombed, and philo got shuffled off to buffalo, and jesus took a
> powder. Show up Stang and you too might end up with a drunken
> chickenhed g/f.
>
You should get together with Purple and write a History of the Church
of the SubGenius. You two have more in common every day, it seems.
Rev. Ivan Stang
No duh!
Rev.Dr. LoBotomy
Hmmmmmm
Rev.Dr. LoBotomy
> Because he was showin' up the prima donut, same reason Bob Black got
> bombed, and philo got shuffled off to buffalo, and jesus took a powder.
> Show up Stang and you too might end up with a drunken chickenhed g/f.
THAT'S IT!!! Everybody hates Kevin because he's been showing Stang up
with his huge repertoire of talent. That explains everything...
Dr. Phineas J. Martian
wrote:
OMG! You're right. At least I didn't have to wear a dress like the
Hellpope to bring down the wrath of Doug.
Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Surre it was... you keep telling yourself that... and you just
'happened' to find the Dobbshead in the Dallas phonebook. All a
coincidence, just a magical coincidence, and you the happy victim of
it. As we carry you around on our shoulders, keep repeating! I teh
happy victim! I teh happy victim.
Dr. Phineas J. Martian
that's your fantasy about my life. i've already told you what my life
is really like but you didn't want to hear.
>
> Man you really can't take it can you. God you are a real weeping
> vagina about this now. Are you finally realizing we all hate you? Is
> that why you are being such a passive aggressive little yeasty
> cuntflap? You are even more pathetic than I thought, take your greasy
> hemorrhoids shove em back up you ass and grow a pair or GTFO.
I'm a weeping vagina? Now THERE'S some projection.
Rev. DLNorton
http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2008/-07/BS_JLoLingerie_366.jpgWhen YOU could have this?http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bDrRbwxL22gBXYyjzbkF/SIG=1238r4nai/EXP=1259192657/**http%3A//www.ebaumsworld.com/2007/01/skinny03.jpgI'm just bringing it to the logical conclusion.
Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Nah, purple is even more of a bore than you. You weren't so much of a
bore back when you had your Dallas crew together... but they all got
sick of boring old you.
Pisces
No, You are. You are a pathetic weeping vagina because no one here
would play your High Epopt game with you. You are a huge crybaby brat
over the fact Stang would play your games and tell you how cool you
think you are. You didn't make this Subgenius stuff so you have no
fucking say at all. You are mad because no one gave you everything you
want so you are a weeping vagina about how butthurt you are.
GFY and GTFO
Rev. Ivan Stang
wrote:
>
> > That line was actually first bespaken by me, sorry.
>
> Surre it was... you keep telling yourself that... and you just
> 'happened' to find the Dobbshead in the Dallas phonebook. All a
> coincidence, just a magical coincidence, and you the happy victim of
> it. As we carry you around on our shoulders, keep repeating! I teh
> happy victim! I teh happy victim.
???
I can't make heads nor tails out of this one AT ALL.
Dr. Phineas J. Martian
> On Nov 24, 7:03 pm, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian" <doc.mart...@gmail.com>> > > On Nov 24, 6:26 pm, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian" <doc.mart...@gmail.com>> > > > > On Nov 24, 4:58 pm, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian"
> > > > > <doc.mart...@gmail.com>
> > > > > wrote:
>
> > > > > > On Nov 24, 1:54 pm, "Rev. Back It On Up 13" <eviel...@aol.com>
> > > > > > wrote:
>
> > > > > > > <doc.mart...@gmail.com>
You know, sometimes you don't expect anyone to respond to the truth, or even
acknowledge it exists, as long as you know the truth and know that everyone
else does too. Now fart with your fingers some more.
Rev. Ivan Stang
wrote:
> On Nov 24, 3:39 pm, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
>
> > On Nov 24, 6:29 pm, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian" <doc.mart...@gmail.com>
> > wrote:
>
> > > > He also doesn't understand why Janor ain't around.
>
> > > Because he was showin' up the prima donut, same reason Bob Black got
> > > bombed, and philo got shuffled off to buffalo, and jesus took a
> > > powder. Show up Stang and you too might end up with a drunken
> > > chickenhed g/f.
>
> > You should get together with Purple and write a History of the Church
> > of the SubGenius. You two have more in common every day, it seems.
>
> Nah, purple is even more of a bore than you. You weren't so much of a
> bore back when you had your Dallas crew together... but they all got
> sick of boring old you.
This is good. I want to hear more about the old days in Dallas and
what went wrong. But with DETAILS, man! Without details and names, you
just come off like an insanely jealous rejected crazy fanboy who has
been sitting there fantasizing about me for years.
Rev. Ivan Stang
wrote:
"Wear a dress like the Hellpope." Ooooookay...
I suspect that somebody here is getting overly excited.
Rev. Ivan Stang
wrote:
>
> You know, sometimes you don't expect anyone to respond to the truth, or even
> acknowledge it exists, as long as you know the truth and know that everyone
> else does too.
.SIG!!
Dr. Phineas J. Martian
> On Nov 24, 7:07 pm, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian" <doc.mart...@gmail.com>> > > On Nov 24, 6:29 pm, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian" <doc.mart...@gmail.com>
> > > wrote:
>
> > > > > He also doesn't understand why Janor ain't around.
>
> > > > Because he was showin' up the prima donut, same reason Bob Black got
> > > > bombed, and philo got shuffled off to buffalo, and jesus took a
> > > > powder. Show up Stang and you too might end up with a drunken
> > > > chickenhed g/f.
>
> > > You should get together with Purple and write a History of the Church
> > > of the SubGenius. You two have more in common every day, it seems.
>
> > Nah, purple is even more of a bore than you. You weren't so much of a
> > bore back when you had your Dallas crew together... but they all got
> > sick of boring old you.
>
> This is good. I want to hear more about the old days in Dallas and
> what went wrong. But with DETAILS, man! Without details and names, you
> just come off like an insanely jealous rejected crazy fanboy who has
> been sitting there fantasizing about me for years.
You mean like how I fucked your mom and how she called your work and said
you were snitching bits of film to destroy the world with and janor called
up and said he was your dad and that your mom was drunk and was lying that
they weren't bits of film but whole rolls of film that you were storing out
in the trash cans and searching through in the middle of the night with a
flashlight clenched tightly in your anus? Nah, that'd be just speculation,
I'm sure it was way worse than that. Maybe YOU should write a bio with
callout sections from people who really don't like you instead of just your
devoted clench of knob-gobblers. I mean the only thing better than reading
about a cult, is hearing how it fell apart and left one lone lunatic trying
to clutch every member to his bosom. Tell the tale. Make a movie even. Just
get your dumb ass off the Intarweb, its turning your brain to mush.
just john
Very damned weird day, today. In the middle of a Barbara Schwarz post
that is strangely on-topic, human and even informative, she mentions
"David (Gaiman) is also high on my list of Scientologists to be found
again with their new bodies," which isn't too bad, for her, but makes me
hold myself back from the mean-spirited urge to forward it to Neil Gaiman.
And now I have something I wonder if I should forward to Huey.
--
* Radio Free Entropy: http://just-john.com/cn/rfe.shtml
RastaBillyBob
wrote:> > On Nov 24, 4:44 pm, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian" <doc.mart...@gmail.com>
> > wrote:
>
> > > after all... why would you want this...http://www.chubbyheaven.com/Images/2007/05/sexy-bbw-lingerie-1.jpg
>
> > > when you could have this...http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2008/07/BS_JLoLingeri...
>
> > YOU ARE FAT.
>
> > You have the opposite of anorexia, amigo. You look in the mirror and
> > DON'T see a disgusting whale.
>
> And you're stupid, I lost 15 lbs. in 3 weeks by {insert her name here}
> cizing, lets see YOU gain 15 iq points.
I disrespectfully suggest that you are lying. Prove me wrong.
RastaBillyBob
wrote:
> On Nov 24, 2:45 pm, IMBJR <im...@cloon.fucker> wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:40:28 -0800 (PST), "Dr. Phineas J. Martian"
>
> > <doc.mart...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >On Nov 24, 2:16 pm, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
> > >> On Nov 24, 4:44 pm, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian" <doc.mart...@gmail.com>
> > >> wrote:
>
> > >> > after all... why would you want this...http://www.chubbyheaven.com/Images/2007/05/sexy-bbw-lingerie-1.jpg
>
> > >> > when you could have this...http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2008/07/BS_JLoLingeri...
>
> > >> both?"
>
> > >> But the actual real life true answer is that -- and I don't expect you
> > >> to understand this -- I am already very happily married to the perfect
> > >> Space Princess, and not especially interested in either of your Pink
> > >> pin-up ladies.
>
> > >> If it's a rhetorical question, then all I can say is that I find the
> > >> lady in the first link a bit more attractive than the one in the
> > >> second link because she looks less plastic. Maybe, for some really
> > >> horrible and perverted reason, I don't have any hang-ups about weight
> > >> one way or another. But they both look pretty plastic.
>
> > >> Why do you ask, obsessed but unloved neurotic morbidly obese
> > >> misogynist? Did I hit a nerve somehow? Are you having trouble not
> > >> thinking about me day and night?
>
>
> > >As far as your taste in tubbos... its obvious that you don't give a
> > >fuck about a woman's figure, as long as she a floppopotomus. beauty
> > >has nothing to do with it, you'd chase after a tubbo who looks like
> > >pounded dogshit when there are plenty of good lookin' bbws.
> > >http://www.chubby-fat-girls.com/Images/2007/08/big-tit-bbw.jpgItsnot
> > >only that you chase chubbies (and don't argue that you don't, you just
> > >chose an intentionally ugly chick over a hot chick solely because of
> > >her weight) its that you chase UGMO chubbies! That's just disgusting.
> > >Go hang out at weight watchers meetings and pick off the stragglers.
> > >Fucking chubby chaser!
>
> > >Also note, I've had a couple of g/fs that tip the scales, but I didn't
> > >go after them because they were fat. I went after them because they
> > >were wonderful human beings, great company, and good in the sack. You
> > >actually CHOSE one because she was a lardass. CHUBBY CHASER! CHUBBY
> > >CHASER!
>
> > God, you are a loser.
>
> > So this is what your day has been leading to. Suddenly you remembered
> > something you could attempt to chase Stang with and in so doing make
> > yourself look even more foolish.
>
> > ========================================http://www.imbjr.com
>
> Avoid loud and aggressive persons,
> they are vexations to the spirit.
> - Desiderata
>
> We were meant to sidestep the issue until we realized the issue could
> ONLY be presented through sidestepping and THAT is the way of the
> "Bob"
> - St. Janor Hypercleats
You and Janor together forever - that's appropriate.
RastaBillyBob
wrote:
> On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:26:57 -0800, Dr. Phineas J. Martian wrote:
>
> > 'll give you a hint, dumbshit. I don't care what a woman weighs. Unless
> > she happens to be an asshole, then I'll hit her with anything that might
> > touch upon a complex of hers or form a new one if i'm really lucky. I
> > didn't start shit with any of you. So I take obscene pleasure in dishing
> > it out to you stupid twats.
>
At least, Shirley pays the 'net bill, heating, lighting, water
(largely unnecessary) rent and food (large amounts). Still, Little
Kevvie show a lack of respect towards women, and men who like women.
Pisces
Then you go an speak gibberish again. Seriously how does one "fart
with fingers"? I know years ago when I was 7 or 8 there were boys who
prided themselves on making various noises with body parts. They all
gave up on such childish pursuits by 9 or 10.
IMBJR is right, you never did develop past 10 years. I wonder if thats
when the really bad stuff with your dad happened. You should seek some
help.
RastaBillyBob
When you get right down to it, this one makes as much sense as any of
his shit. It's just this bunch of SubGenii that have been injecting
some bizarro world sense into his ravings all along. So, this one is
Kevin as he really is. Ya like it?
Rev.Dr. LoBotomy
> that's your fantasy about my life. i've already told you what my life is
> really like but you didn't want to hear.
Right, nobody wants to hear about what you want us to believe about your
life. As a matter of fact, nobody wants to hear about your life at all.
Rev.Dr. LoBotomy
The irony is palpable.
Zapanaz
>>I'll give you a hint, dumbshit. I don't care what a woman weighs.
>>Unless she happens to be an asshole, then I'll hit her with anything
>>that might touch upon a complex of hers or form a new one if i'm
>>really lucky. I didn't start shit with any of you. So I take obscene
>>pleasure in dishing it out to you stupid twats.
A man's life really is, largely, what he makes of it.
This is actually pretty good news for a lot of people, but bad news
for malignant idiots.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
See, when the GOVERNMENT spends money, it creates jobs; whereas when the money is left in the hands of TAXPAYERS, God only knows what they do with it. Bake it into pies, probably. Anything to avoid creating jobs.
- Dave Barry
:: Currently listening to Abyss, 1977, by Tangerine Dream, from "Sorcerer (soundtrack)"
Rev.Dr. LoBotomy
>>On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:26:57 -0800 (PST), "Dr. Phineas J. Martian"
>><doc.m...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>I'll give you a hint, dumbshit. I don't care what a woman weighs.
>>>Unless she happens to be an asshole, then I'll hit her with anything
>>>that might touch upon a complex of hers or form a new one if i'm really
>>>lucky. I didn't start shit with any of you. So I take obscene pleasure
>>>in dishing it out to you stupid twats.
>
> A man's life really is, largely, what he makes of it.
>
>
> This is actually pretty good news for a lot of people, but bad news for
> malignant idiots.
Alt.slack seems to attract both types.
Zapanaz
Thunder crashed, IMBJR laughed madly, then wrote:
>On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:40:28 -0800 (PST), "Dr. Phineas J. Martian"
><doc.m...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>As far as your taste in tubbos... its obvious that you don't give a
>>fuck about a woman's figure, as long as she a floppopotomus. beauty
>>has nothing to do with it, you'd chase after a tubbo who looks like
>>pounded dogshit when there are plenty of good lookin' bbws.
>>http://www.chubby-fat-girls.com/Images/2007/08/big-tit-bbw.jpg Its not
>>only that you chase chubbies (and don't argue that you don't, you just
>>chose an intentionally ugly chick over a hot chick solely because of
>>her weight) its that you chase UGMO chubbies! That's just disgusting.
>>Go hang out at weight watchers meetings and pick off the stragglers.
>>Fucking chubby chaser!
>>
>>Also note, I've had a couple of g/fs that tip the scales, but I didn't
>>go after them because they were fat. I went after them because they
>>were wonderful human beings, great company, and good in the sack. You
>>actually CHOSE one because she was a lardass. CHUBBY CHASER! CHUBBY
>>CHASER!
>
>God, you are a loser.
>
>So this is what your day has been leading to. Suddenly you remembered
>something you could attempt to chase Stang with and in so doing make
>yourself look even more foolish.
Doc Martian raving on and on, for no readily apparent reason, about
"tubbies" is hilarious to me.
I don't even need to try to imagine the train of thought which led
this man, who does not seem to have realized that he is actually
fairly heavy himself, to suddenly be going off on a rant about
tubbies.
It could have been any of a million trains of thought but it can't
have not been hilarious, whatever it was.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
The church is near but the road is icy;
the tavern is far away but I will walk carefully.
~ Russian proverb
:: Currently listening to The Mountain Road, 1977, by Tangerine Dream, from "Sorcerer (soundtrack)"
Zapanaz
Thunder crashed, IMBJR laughed madly, then wrote:
>On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:05:47 -0800 (PST), "Dr. Phineas J. Martian"
><doc.m...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Avoid loud and aggressive persons,
>>they are vexations to the spirit.
>>- Desiderata
You can't run away from your own legs
- St. Janor Hypercleats
>
>So you can Google quotes. Ever try to have an original thought, or at
>least present an old one in a way that seems original?
>
>>
>>We were meant to sidestep the issue until we realized the issue could
>>ONLY be presented through sidestepping and THAT is the way of the
>>"Bob"
>>- St. Janor Hypercleats
>
>You wish you said that don't you? And it came from a crazy person too
>- not just some malcontent.
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Thunder crashed, Rev. Ivan Stang laughed madly, then wrote:
>On Nov 24, 7:07�pm, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian" <doc.mart...@gmail.com>
>wrote:
>> On Nov 24, 3:39�pm, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
>>
>> > On Nov 24, 6:29�pm, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian" <doc.mart...@gmail.com>
>> > wrote:
>>
>> > > > He also doesn't understand why Janor ain't around.
>>
>> > > Because he was showin' up the prima donut, same reason Bob Black got
>> > > bombed, and philo got shuffled off to buffalo, and jesus took a
>> > > powder. Show up Stang and you too might end up with a drunken
>> > > chickenhed g/f.
>>
>> > You should get together with Purple and write a History of the Church
>> > of the SubGenius. You two have more in common every day, it seems.
>>
>> Nah, purple is even more of a bore than you. You weren't so much of a
>> bore back when you had your Dallas crew together... but they all got
>> sick of boring old you.
>
And Stang is FAT, too!
Tubbo tubbo tubbie tub-ubb-bie Stang!
Right, Doc Martian?
I was just wondering, that girlfriend you mentioned recently, the one
who likes to rise out of blueberry pies to fuck you, what was her
name?
Just her first name, nothing that would violate her privacy in any
way, millions of women have the same first name.
I'm just wondering what it would turn out to be.
Just a first name would be enough to convince a lot of these mean
people that you aren't lying.
About the girlfriend and the roof and blueberry-pie orgies.
>This is good. I want to hear more about the old days in Dallas and
>what went wrong. But with DETAILS, man! Without details and names, you
>just come off like an insanely jealous rejected crazy fanboy who has
>been sitting there fantasizing about me for years.
>
>
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Thunder crashed, Rev. DLNorton laughed madly, then wrote:
>But I put it to you Martin..why have this:
> http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2008/-07/BS_JLoLingerie_366.jpgWhen YOU could have this?http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bDrRbwxL22gBXYyjzbkF/SIG=1238r4nai/EXP=1259192657/**http%3A//www.ebaumsworld.com/2007/01/skinny03.jpgI'm just bringing it to the logical conclusion.
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http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2007/01/skinny03.jpg
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Giles
Why does he remind me of the 1999 "comedy" American Pie?
from wiki:
"The film concentrates on four boys who make a pact to lose their
virginity before their high school graduation. The title of the film
refers to a scene in the film in which the lead character is caught
masturbating with a pie after previously being told that third base
feels "like warm blueberry pie"...
Finch strays downstairs to the basement recreation room where he meets
Stifler's mother (Jennifer Coolidge). She is aroused by his
precociousness, and they have sex on the pool table. While Finch is
with Stifler's mom the song Mrs Robinson is played. In the morning
Stifler doesn't understand "why is this door locked," upon entering he
realizes that his mom has just had sex with Finch and faints, unable
to believe that his mom and "shitbreak" are together."
The film popularized the term MILF (Mom I'd Like to Fuck). The phrase
is first uttered by actor John Cho in a scene in which two guys are
looking at a picture of Stifler's mom, whom Paul Finch later has sex
with. The phrase is now common in pornography featuring women in their
40s and higher.
Jason Biggs appears in the film Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
as himself, in which he is referred to as "the guy who fucked the
pie". He then goes into an angry rant about how he's tired of it being
the only thing he is known for, despite his numerous other films. Soon
after, when being falsely arrested due to a case of mistaken identity,
he shouts "Don't you know who I am? Look at me, I'm the pie fucker!"
Hmmm... Kevin "The Pie Fucker" Anderson
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I officially call "pig-pile" on this thread
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WHY WONT ANYONE CUDDLE WITH ME?????? *tears phone book in half*
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Giles
wrote:
> after all... why would you want this...http://www.chubbyheaven.com/Images/2007/05/sexy-bbw-lingerie-1.jpg
>
> when you could have this...
Rev. Ivan Stang
LOOOOOL lol-lol
I'm LOLling out loud!
Rev. 11D Meow!
>On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:30:30 -0800, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian"
><docma...@verizon.net> wrote:
>
>>You mean like how I fucked your mom and how she called your work and said
>>you were snitching bits of film to destroy the world with and janor called
>>up and said he was your dad and that your mom was drunk and was lying that
>>they weren't bits of film but whole rolls of film that you were storing out
>>in the trash cans and searching through in the middle of the night with a
>>flashlight clenched tightly in your anus? Nah, that'd be just speculation,
>>I'm sure it was way worse than that. Maybe YOU should write a bio with
>>callout sections from people who really don't like you instead of just your
>>devoted clench of knob-gobblers. I mean the only thing better than reading
>>about a cult, is hearing how it fell apart and left one lone lunatic trying
>>to clutch every member to his bosom. Tell the tale. Make a movie even. Just
>>get your dumb ass off the Intarweb, its turning your brain to mush.
>
>WTF
>
>You really need help.
>
Kevin Anderson dug his grave with the fatty thing.
Now he's filling it in from the bottom of the hole.
Radix Lecti Artemia Salina
> Right, Doc Martian?
>
> I was just wondering, that girlfriend you mentioned recently, the one
> who likes to rise out of blueberry pies to fuck you, what was her name?
"Radiator Lady"
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> I can't make heads nor tails out of this one AT ALL.
I've been having that problem all throughout this thread.
Once he got beyond the chubby chaser taunt he just started
spewing what appear to be random fragments of accusations
and half-points at people. It reminds me of someone talking
in their sleep.