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Mitchel

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Jul 13, 2008, 2:47:37 AM7/13/08
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Yet another one of the questions that men like to ask themselves,

whether they are successful in their love life or not. These are

the little details that still make sex a wonder even for

experienced players. So, do women like a lot of cum?

The answer is a big "YES". Like it or not, the standards for

beauty and sex appeal are encoded deep in our genes and we have

little choice about certain things whether we like or dislike

them. Most women like self-assured and opinionated men and this

holds true regardless of all the "inner feelings" hype from the

'70s. Just like the big penis, a hairy chest or a deep voice,

women see the large load of cum as part of the top male inventory.

It does not really matter if women see a bigger load as messy or

gross on the rational level of their brain. They still like it

deep inside because it pushes buttons in the most basic part of

their minds. Just like men still fall for a big pair of breasts

despite all the fashion trends that swept over this world.

Which brings us to the next logical question: if I have a small

load, how do I make it bigger. Well, since the happiness of your

ladies is at stake, I will provide you with a quick answer. The

thing to do is to get your hands on some of those wonderful herbs,

like Musli and Reishi Mushrooms, that helped men since the dawn of

time to increase their sexual performance.

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ultimate tool for the man who feels like moving out of the average

crowd and closer to the top.

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Doc Martian

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Jul 13, 2008, 3:06:44 AM7/13/08
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this for some reason reminds me of my favorite porn series title. "Young,
Dumb & Full of Cum"

I've never even seen it... but what a beautiful title.

Cheers!
Doc

tad

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Jul 13, 2008, 5:17:38 AM7/13/08
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Do baleen whales like a lot of krill and/or copepods?

JimboDeLimbo

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Jul 13, 2008, 8:19:29 AM7/13/08
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On Sun, 13 Jul 2008 02:17:38 -0700, tad wrote:

> Do baleen whales like a lot of krill and/or copepods?

Are you comparing Conneite's to baleen whales? I'm going to need a more
concrete metaphor.

St. No Hate On The Cheap

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Jul 13, 2008, 9:05:32 AM7/13/08
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On Jul 13, 5:17 am, tad <t...@homeofthegnome.net> wrote:
> Do baleen whales like a lot of krill and/or copepods?

yes very much so...

Mickey Mephistopheles

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Jul 13, 2008, 12:54:09 PM7/13/08
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So please go.

nenslo

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Jul 13, 2008, 12:11:01 PM7/13/08
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In article
<dffd3e5e-778b-4588...@p25g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>,
Mitchel <enlar...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Just like the big penis, a hairy chest or a deep voice,
>
> women see the large load of cum as part of the top male inventory.

I am trying to imagine what kind of dumbass would actually believe this.

I figure once you got a chick where she can see how big a load of jizz
you can squirt, you are pretty much beyond the point where you have to
try to appeal to her.

2cool4school

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Jul 13, 2008, 3:22:01 PM7/13/08
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On Jul 13, 9:11 am, nenslo <nen...@hahoo.com> wrote:
> In article
> <dffd3e5e-778b-4588-b88d-c85f3234e...@p25g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>,

>
>  Mitchel <enlarge...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Just like the big penis, a hairy chest or a deep voice,
>
> > women see the large load of cum as part of the top male inventory.
>
> I am trying to imagine what kind of dumbass would actually believe this.
>
>   I figure once you got a chick where she can see how big a load of jizz
> you can squirt, you are pretty much beyond the point where you have to
> try to appeal to her.


Hmmm... A thread of dudes trying to figure out what women like/want.
Good luck with that.

Rev. Back It On Up 13

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Jul 13, 2008, 3:37:11 PM7/13/08
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On Jul 13, 12:11 pm, nenslo <nen...@hahoo.com> wrote:
> In article
> <dffd3e5e-778b-4588-b88d-c85f3234e...@p25g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>,
>
>  Mitchel <enlarge...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Just like the big penis, a hairy chest or a deep voice,
>
> > women see the large load of cum as part of the top male inventory.
>
> I am trying to imagine what kind of dumbass would actually believe this.
>
>   I figure once you got a chick where she can see how big a load of jizz
> you can squirt, you are pretty much beyond the point where you have to
> try to appeal to her.

CORRECT!

Unless she is sampling a wide variety of loads and trying to figure
out which producer of loads she wants for the long haul.

If that is the case, just let her go.

nenslo

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Jul 13, 2008, 12:40:24 PM7/13/08
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In article
<28ea2267-f0c2-429b...@r66g2000hsg.googlegroups.com>,

If that is the case you don't want to be on her list in the first place.

Rev. Back It On Up 13

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Jul 13, 2008, 3:50:12 PM7/13/08
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On Jul 13, 12:40 pm, nenslo <nen...@hahoo.com> wrote:
> In article
> <28ea2267-f0c2-429b-afa5-013e4af0e...@r66g2000hsg.googlegroups.com>,
> If that is the case you don't want to be on her list in the first place.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Dr. Henry Lee: "200 semen stains is a lot of semen stains."

Zapanaz

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Jul 13, 2008, 4:19:01 PM7/13/08
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Rev. Back It On Up 13 hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;

Besides which, apparently she doesn't want you to wear a condom.

Unless what she finds arousing is when you take the condom off, she
looks to see how filled up it is.

I definitely don't want to be on that list.


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tad

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Jul 13, 2008, 5:38:15 PM7/13/08
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On Jul 13, 8:19 am, JimboDeLimbo <moorethw13...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> On Sun, 13 Jul 2008 02:17:38 -0700, tad wrote:
> > Do baleen whales like a lot of krill and/or copepods?
>
> Are you comparing Conneite's to baleen whales? I'm going to need a more
> concrete metaphor.

Sub-girls, not SubGenius girls.

tad

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Jul 13, 2008, 5:38:59 PM7/13/08
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On Jul 13, 8:19 am, JimboDeLimbo <moorethw13...@yahoo.com> wrote:

Eh, it did occur to me it might not be the best metaphor ... Here,
I'll try again.

Do men like to get poop on their dicks? How bout that?

Rev Egg Plant

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Jul 13, 2008, 6:24:15 PM7/13/08
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Never, ever have I had a woman express concern for how much or how
little I spooged all over 'em. Most of them were just glad to get off.

Rev. Richard Skull

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Jul 13, 2008, 7:36:07 PM7/13/08
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Not as much as the you do it seems.

Rev. Richard Skull

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Jul 13, 2008, 7:36:57 PM7/13/08
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On Jul 13, 8:19 am, JimboDeLimbo <moorethw13...@yahoo.com> wrote:

Connites are like Cinder Clocks. Hard as nails and got two big holes
to stick thnings in.!

Rev. Richard Skull

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Jul 13, 2008, 7:37:57 PM7/13/08
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Wow! What a great idea! Like the Pepsi Challange!

Thats an Idea for next X-Day!

Curtis R Anderson

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Jul 13, 2008, 9:16:01 PM7/13/08
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Are cinder clocks accurate timepieces, I wonder?
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St. No Hate On The Cheap

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Jul 13, 2008, 10:27:18 PM7/13/08
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On Jul 13, 12:54 pm, Mickey Mephistopheles
<mickeymephistophe...@gmail.com> wrote:
> So please go.

I'm not that kind of whale buddy... more like a sea serpent, i eat
larger fish like marlins and tuna. I have chilled with whales at
times, and I imagine this must give you some trepidation when dealing
with me. Mind you, please, I am much wiser after my transfiguration.

I think cum is tasty btw, i'm one of the nice people, I swallow.

St. No Hate On The Cheap

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Jul 13, 2008, 10:27:56 PM7/13/08
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some poop smells great!

purple

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Jul 14, 2008, 2:57:49 AM7/14/08
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On 2008-07-13 21:27:18 -0500, "St. No Hate On The Cheap"
<juurgeni...@gmail.com> said:

>
> I think cum is tasty btw, i'm one of the nice people, I swallow.

Me too. I gargle!

nikolai kingsley

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Jul 14, 2008, 9:43:38 AM7/14/08
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> I am trying to imagine what kind of dumbass would actually believe this.

the same dumbasses who write barely coherent internet porn and firmly
believe that the body's reserve of semen is stored in the testicles.

Rev_CHUCKkey

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Jul 14, 2008, 10:06:10 AM7/14/08
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On Jul 14, 9:43 am, nikolai kingsley


So you're telling me the writers in HUSTLER are making that stuff up?

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