CUSTODY DECISION COMING MONDAY!

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Rev. Magdalen

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Jan 6, 2007, 7:56:03 PM1/6/07
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Hi Kids!

Just wanted to give you a heads up that the custody decision will be in my
hand Monday! My lawyer has it right now, and he called to tell me that I
won and I get to pick my son up Monday! I can't believe it!! Thank you all
sooooo much for all your help and everything and I'll write more when I can!

Wait....what if none of this is real and I went mad long ago and I'm in a
padded cell right now, only hallucinating this fantastic telephone call from
my lawyer?!?!?!?!!!

Oh well, SubGeniuses ask themselves that question pretty much every day, I
know what to do: GET SLACK!

Okbye! More on Monday!

--magdalen


Rev. 11D Meow!

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Jan 6, 2007, 8:00:01 PM1/6/07
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That's Nice.

Maybe you won't push a needle
through the condom next time, eh!!!


Happy 2007

and Merry xDAY four thousand thirteen!!!


fucking maroons, anyway!


I OWN MY PROGENY!

BULLSHIT!!!

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michael...@gmail.com

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Jan 6, 2007, 9:14:32 PM1/6/07
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That's awesome! Now doped-up 'pagan' homosexual cannibals such as those
found in the subgenius church hierarchy will have unrestricted access
to your son! Oh that's great! Make sure you take some dope and get
really drunk while they're around, it makes it easier for them to "get
to" your boy.

Rev. 11D Meow!

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Jan 6, 2007, 9:18:26 PM1/6/07
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<michael...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:


mikey poo


Rev. Richard Skull

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Jan 6, 2007, 9:18:30 PM1/6/07
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Good News!

Now you have to "un-red-neck" the kid! He has to het used to living in
a house that nots attached to wheels, and not having to get his dad to
move that 350 Big Block out of the tub so he can get a bath.

By the way. "why a Goat?"

Rev. 11D Meow!

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Jan 6, 2007, 9:19:29 PM1/6/07
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"Rev. Richard Skull" <msh...@verizon.net> wrote in message
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YOU SPEAK OF JESUS AS RED-NECK!


how odd

chupacabra

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Jan 6, 2007, 9:50:55 PM1/6/07
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SWEET.


fuck em all.

Chupa

Joe User

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Jan 6, 2007, 10:24:02 PM1/6/07
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On Sat, 06 Jan 2007 19:56:03 -0500, Rev. Magdalen wrote:

> Just wanted to give you a heads up that the custody decision will be in my
> hand Monday!

You know what will be really nice? When everyone involved gets those nice
thank you notes from the lawyers for all of the money.

That is always the nicest part of legal proceedings. When the lawyers
admit how much they made off of the thing.

--
Ninety percent of the politicians give
the other ten percent a bad reputation.

-- Henry Kissinger


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Joe User

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Jan 6, 2007, 10:29:06 PM1/6/07
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On Sat, 06 Jan 2007 18:18:30 -0800, Rev. Richard Skull wrote:

> By the way. "why a Goat?"

And why the hell not a goat?

--
The ultimate result of shielding men from
the effects of folly is to fill the world
with fools.

-- Herbert Spencer

The Good Reverend Roger

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Jan 6, 2007, 10:53:10 PM1/6/07
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Congratulations!

Glad to hear it's over.

Rev. 11D Meow!

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"Joe User" <ax...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 06 Jan 2007 18:18:30 -0800, Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
>
>> By the way. "why a Goat?"
>
> And why the hell not a goat?
>
>
infinite disgression

Morose, aka Doktor Holocaust

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Jan 6, 2007, 11:57:32 PM1/6/07
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WOOOOO! the Pinks will quiver with fear in whatever it is they quiver
in when afraid, for the SubGenii have come... to raise children!

Raising the dead's for amateurs. Pink witch-doctors do it all the
time. Kids are tricky little balls of chaos prone to demonic
possession, random psychokinetic outbursts, and zany misadventures of
the sort that only SubGenius parents can properly handle.

congrats!

nenslo

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Jan 6, 2007, 9:08:38 PM1/6/07
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In article <45a04524$0$8938$4c36...@roadrunner.com>,
"Rev. Magdalen" <magd...@subgenius.com> wrote:

I'd just like to remind you that I did everything I could to undermine
your confidence and screw things up. Yet another failure.

Legume

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Jan 7, 2007, 2:53:41 AM1/7/07
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Rev. Magdalen wrote:

> Wait....what if none of this is real and I went mad long ago and I'm
> in a padded cell right now, only hallucinating this fantastic
> telephone call from my lawyer?!?!?!?!!!

Wait until you wake up and find it's still last summer and you're lying in
my tent at Brushwood naked and covered in peanut butter and red ants.


--
Legume
------------
"Never tell your nightmares to people who have the power or motive to make
them come true."

Rev.Cowcatcher

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Jan 7, 2007, 4:34:53 AM1/7/07
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On 6 Jan 2007 18:14:32 -0800, michael...@gmail.com
wrote:

Yes! Innit wünderbar!

...

Rev.Cowcatcher

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Jan 7, 2007, 4:40:46 AM1/7/07
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I would scream like a little girl with joy, only that's
impossible to convey in text. All this crap you went trough
was what finally burst my shitbin and made me invest in
"Bob" and a safe future for me and mine. So on behalf on all
the weird and wheezy web-strangers who now feel like they
own a tiny share in your motherhood:

Salut!

...

Rich Clark, aka Left Rev Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG

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Jan 7, 2007, 7:11:28 AM1/7/07
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Oh, thank "Bob"!!! Rachel, I'm terribly happy for you, though it's a
bittersweet form of happy cuz I'm still pissed that it took over a year
to settle what that asshole Jary did all over you. Gawd damn, you should
next countersue for his permanent exclusion from custody after that
stunt. Looking forward to reading all about it tomorrow.

Legume

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Jan 7, 2007, 10:31:53 AM1/7/07
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Rich Clark, aka Left Rev Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG wrote:

> Gawd damn, you
> should next countersue for his permanent exclusion from custody after
> that stunt.

Taking the kid's dad out of his life is just as shitty as what the dad did
to Rachel. Maybe you, me, and Rachel think the guy's a dickstain, but
ConBo still calls him DAD.

People who use their chidren as weapons against each other should be
sterilized.

just john

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Jan 7, 2007, 11:54:07 AM1/7/07
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Rev. Magdalen wrote:
> Hi Kids!
>
> Just wanted to give you a heads up that the custody decision will be in my
> hand Monday! My lawyer has it right now, and he called to tell me that I
> won and I get to pick my son up Monday! I can't believe it!! Thank you all
> sooooo much for all your help and everything and I'll write more when I can!
>
> Wait....what if none of this is real and I went mad long ago and I'm in a
> padded cell right now, only hallucinating this fantastic telephone call from
> my lawyer?!?!?!?!!!
>

Huzzah!

Pass the kid through a metal detector, to check for Conspiracy chips
and/or other added bonuses.

MissB...@aol.com

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Jan 7, 2007, 12:12:05 PM1/7/07
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Legume wrote:
> Rich Clark, aka Left Rev Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG wrote:
>
> > Gawd damn, you
> > should next countersue for his permanent exclusion from custody after
> > that stunt.
>
> Taking the kid's dad out of his life is just as shitty as what the dad did
> to Rachel. Maybe you, me, and Rachel think the guy's a dickstain, but
> ConBo still calls him DAD.
>
> People who use their chidren as weapons against each other should be
> sterilized.
>

Yeah, I have to agree with you. It's sad when people allow their anger
to eclipse their common sense and fail to see the big picture. The
truth is, that a good & loving parent has more influence over a child
than a negative one because they feel safer with the one without an
agenda. My parents both treated me like I was Mata Hari...and we all
know how well that ended for HER.

Kids see the truth of the situation and if you help them to be
objective they can also accept it with their self-esteem intact.

Of course sometimes, one must defend themself over some unkind
mendacity spewed in one's direction and delivered by the precious lips
of their child. I always find it a good start to say something like:
"Everybody has flaws because we're human. This does not preclude daddy
from loving you, even though he may say or do things that make you sad.
It's just that sometimes daddy can be a real narrow-minded, flatulent
bag of hot gas. Nobody's perfect. Just remember, he wasn't hugged
enough as a child"

This also works for the bully on the schoolyard scenario. The kid they
focus on, who makes them feel bad about themself, when everybody else
loves them...just change a few words around and throw in the term
"Antisocial Personality Disorder" and your kid will feel better in no
time.


--
Miss Binky
http:MissBinky.com

chupacabra

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Jan 7, 2007, 12:37:28 PM1/7/07
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My daughter finally got me to let her go stay with her mom and now she
hates her. I never said any bad things about her during her 12 years of
separation from her mom so she still loved her mom. What does the
peanut gallery think I should have done? She would still love her if
she hadn't met her.

Chupa

Curtis R Anderson

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Jan 7, 2007, 12:41:06 PM1/7/07
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Let me know if you want to stop in around north Buffalo and say hi.
--
Curtis R. Anderson, Co-creator of "Gleepy the Hen", still
"In Heaven there is no beer / That's why we drink it here ..."
http://www.gleepy.net/ mailto:gle...@intelligencia.com
mailto:gle...@gleepy.net (and others) Yahoo!: gleepythehen

Curtis R Anderson

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Jan 7, 2007, 12:42:47 PM1/7/07
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That sounds like a Larry the Cable Guy or Jeff Foxworthy routine. Or
maybe a song by Tim Wilson.

Artemia Salina

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Jan 7, 2007, 12:44:32 PM1/7/07
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On Sun, 07 Jan 2007 09:31:53 -0600, Legume wrote:

> Rich Clark, aka Left Rev Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG wrote:
>
>> Gawd damn, you
>> should next countersue for his permanent exclusion from custody after
>> that stunt.
>
> Taking the kid's dad out of his life is just as shitty as what the dad did
> to Rachel. Maybe you, me, and Rachel think the guy's a dickstain, but
> ConBo still calls him DAD.
>
> People who use their chidren as weapons against each other should be
> sterilized.


He said custody, not visitation.


--
"Disco Rules teh Airwaves!" - Rev. Richard Skull

Ted

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Jan 7, 2007, 1:00:05 PM1/7/07
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Hey when I first heard about this I thought it must be some kind of
joke. I am really sorry that you have had to endure all of this
nonsense and I am very happy for you to get your son back.

Rev.Cowcatcher

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Jan 7, 2007, 1:15:27 PM1/7/07
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On Sun, 07 Jan 2007 11:37:28 -0600, chupacabra
<chupa...@subgenius.com> wrote:

...

>My daughter finally got me to let her go stay with her mom and now she
>hates her. I never said any bad things about her during her 12 years of
>separation from her mom so she still loved her mom. What does the
>peanut gallery think I should have done? She would still love her if
>she hadn't met her.

You should have hired an actor, or had the woman kidnapped
and corrected to fit your spawn's by then ridiculously
inflated fantasies of what motherhood entails.

Strange twist, there. Usually, the real thing is much more
satisfying than anything the imagination can conjure up.
Just another one of those things which doesn't apply to
mothers, I guess.

...

nenslo

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Jan 7, 2007, 1:35:10 PM1/7/07
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In article <Xns98B16B22A2F78Co...@216.196.97.136>,
Legume <no...@yerbiz.com> wrote:

> People who use their chidren as weapons against each other should be
> sterilized.

People who use their chidren as weapons against each other should be

beaten to death with their children.

nenslo

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Jan 7, 2007, 1:35:51 PM1/7/07
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In article <1168189925....@51g2000cwl.googlegroups.com>,
MissB...@aol.com wrote:

> It's sad when people allow their anger
> to eclipse their common sense and fail to see the big picture.

I am about the saddest son of a bitch who ever lived.

Saint Bucky

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Jan 7, 2007, 8:16:13 PM1/7/07
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Rev. Magdalen wrote:
> Hi Kids!
>
> Just wanted to give you a heads up that the custody decision will be in my
> hand Monday! My lawyer has it right now, and he called to tell me that I
> won and I get to pick my son up Monday! I can't believe it!! Thank you all
> sooooo much for all your help and everything and I'll write more when I can!
>
> Wait....what if none of this is real and I went mad long ago and I'm in a
> padded cell right now, only hallucinating this fantastic telephone call from
> my lawyer?!?!?!?!!!
>
> Oh well, SubGeniuses ask themselves that question pretty much every day, I
> know what to do: GET SLACK!
>
> Okbye! More on Monday!
>
> --magdalen

That is fucking FANTASTIC. I cried a little.

Congratulations, we're looking forward to hearing the details on monday.

Shinpath

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Jan 7, 2007, 11:57:33 PM1/7/07
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michael...@gmail.com wrote:
> That's awesome! Now doped-up 'pagan' homosexual cannibals such as those
> found in the subgenius church hierarchy will have unrestricted access
> to your son! Oh that's great! Make sure you take some dope and get
> really drunk while they're around, it makes it easier for them to "get
> to" your boy.

Alcandor, you're getting in to Purple territory. Hell, we could even
force you to hang out on Venice Beach with Janor. This is your last
warning.

Leonard The Committed

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Jan 8, 2007, 7:26:12 AM1/8/07
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> People who use their chidren as weapons against each other should be
> sterilized.

I agree with this post

Rev. Ivan Stang

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Jan 10, 2007, 9:48:52 PM1/10/07
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Rev. Magdalen wrote:
>
> Just wanted to give you a heads up that the custody decision will be in my
> hand Monday! My lawyer has it right now, and he called to tell me that I
> won and I get to pick my son up Monday! I can't believe it!! Thank you all
> sooooo much for all your help and everything and I'll write more when I can!

EYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI!!!

That is the best news I've heard in a month o' Sundays!

It's great to know that ConBo is once again among fully upright bipeds
who have the skills to read, make fire, use tools, hold jobs, etc....
it's been almost a whole year.

This calls for a celebration! I am gonna start celebrating NOW.

Rich Clark, aka Left Rev Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG

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Jan 10, 2007, 10:26:25 PM1/10/07
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I've been celebrating since the original post on Saturday. Need a refill
of my favorite frop-like substance, though, time to call the dude.

Rev. Ivan Stang

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Jan 11, 2007, 11:55:53 AM1/11/07
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In article <1cng74-...@news.rrclark.net>, Rich Clark, aka Left Rev


I missed the original post on Saturday. That means We/I have a LOT of
catch-up celebrating to do. Wei and I got some good time in last night
upon finally hearing the news... but I'm gonna have to celebrate HARDER
than normal, seeing as how I just got home from 18 days of doing
nothing but low-key celebrating already -- sleeping, eating, tourism
and "you-know." Not to mention all the nudge-nudge, wink-wink and
snoo-snoo. Somehow I have to find a way to celebrate even more than
that vacation's-worth of celebrating.

But I have to pack all this celebration into a fairly short time-frame
because I also came home to about $2,000 worth of orders to fill. Plus
the SuHistory course is in its last two weeks. Oh yeah and Hour of
Slack. But... if I do them right, those "chores" are MORE fun than most
human-style celebration.

BTW during last night I posted a shitload of new OLD SubGenius video
footage (newly transfered for the course) on a.b.m.s. -- an hour or two
of 10-minute mpegs.

When I get this course finished I will post the coolest bits on SubSITE
or a.b.s. or someplace free.

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(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
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SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB

Zapanaz

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Jan 12, 2007, 2:41:27 PM1/12/07
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On Sat, 6 Jan 2007 19:56:03 -0500, "Rev. Magdalen"
<magd...@subgenius.com> wrote:

>Hi Kids!
>


>Just wanted to give you a heads up that the custody decision will be in my
>hand Monday! My lawyer has it right now, and he called to tell me that I
>won and I get to pick my son up Monday! I can't believe it!! Thank you all
>sooooo much for all your help and everything and I'll write more when I can!
>

>Wait....what if none of this is real and I went mad long ago and I'm in a
>padded cell right now, only hallucinating this fantastic telephone call from
>my lawyer?!?!?!?!!!
>
>Oh well, SubGeniuses ask themselves that question pretty much every day, I
>know what to do: GET SLACK!
>
>Okbye! More on Monday!
>
>--magdalen
>

congratulations ... I only glanced at this before because from the
subject I thought you didn't know yet ... so belatedly congratulations

--
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least you need a BEER.
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Rich Clark, aka Left Rev Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG

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Jan 12, 2007, 2:42:36 PM1/12/07
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
> I missed the original post on Saturday. That means We/I have a LOT of
> catch-up celebrating to do. Wei and I got some good time in last night
> upon finally hearing the news... but I'm gonna have to celebrate HARDER
> than normal, seeing as how I just got home from 18 days of doing
> nothing but low-key celebrating already -- sleeping, eating, tourism
> and "you-know." Not to mention all the nudge-nudge, wink-wink and
> snoo-snoo. Somehow I have to find a way to celebrate even more than
> that vacation's-worth of celebrating.

Excellent. Karen and I will have one in your honor while we're at it.
Glad it was good vacationing time.

> But I have to pack all this celebration into a fairly short time-frame
> because I also came home to about $2,000 worth of orders to fill. Plus
> the SuHistory course is in its last two weeks. Oh yeah and Hour of
> Slack. But... if I do them right, those "chores" are MORE fun than most
> human-style celebration.

Ah, yes, the inevitability of that four letter word that begins with
"W". We shall not say the word for fear of negatively influencing the
luck plane vibrations in the local confines.

> BTW during last night I posted a shitload of new OLD SubGenius video
> footage (newly transfered for the course) on a.b.m.s. -- an hour or two
> of 10-minute mpegs.

Mmmm... Yummy. My gut's already growling.

> When I get this course finished I will post the coolest bits on SubSITE
> or a.b.s. or someplace free.

Looking forward.

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