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Rev. Richard Skull

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Dec 31, 2009, 3:52:09 PM12/31/09
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1) Broadcast TV will lose even more audience and will resort to
broadcasting Porn an live death matches in order to draw audiences.

2) The Pope will make mandatory buggering of Alter boys one of the
sacred sacraments, thus eliminating the ongoing sex scandals.

3) Osama Bin Laden will be discovered in the USA, working as George W.
Bush's pool boy.

4) Dick Cheney will be exposed after Police raid his Jackson Hole, WY
ranch to discover evidence of Satanic Rituals, sex orgies, and
listening to Shatner LP's

5) Scientist tap the power of farts, thus solving the worlds energy
problems forever. Rev Dr. Mister Sister becomes wealthy over nigh as
the largest power source in the world.

6) Doc Martain will be in the middle of a love triangle when he is
caught having sex with a cherry pie. His longtime partner, that
Blueberry Pie will file a suit for "Palimony" payments.

7) A Crisis will unfold this summer when a band of Wiener Dogs take
over a major US City. Its made worse when the dogs are shown to be
more competent then the humans. The city's populace accept their new
Wiener Dog rulers and quickly accept the new greeting ritual of
sniffing each others butts.

8) J.R. "Bob" Dobbs will end up controlling all the world finances
when he buys out all the world's bank with the money he finds behind
his sofa cushions.

9) Ivan Stang will be exiled to Somalia.

10) Canada will execute its secret plan to Dominate the World. All
world now worship Celene Dion and Shatner. Harp Seal meat now
mandatory once a week.

just john

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Dec 31, 2009, 4:08:06 PM12/31/09
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On Dec 31, 3:52 pm, "Rev. Richard Skull" <msh...@verizon.net> wrote:
> 1) Broadcast TV will lose even more audience and will resort to
> broadcasting Porn an live death matches in order to draw audiences.
>


I hope they make it clear in the program notes which is which. I like
sex and violence, but not at the same time.

Dok Holocaust

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Dec 31, 2009, 5:36:02 PM12/31/09
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On Dec 31, 3:52 pm, "Rev. Richard Skull" <msh...@verizon.net> wrote:
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> 5) Scientist tap the power of farts, thus solving the worlds energy
> problems forever. Rev Dr. Mister Sister becomes wealthy over nigh as
> the largest power source in the world.

as Mistar Sistar powers the rust belt, I'll power the southeastern
US.

Paul Jamison

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Dec 31, 2009, 11:45:04 PM12/31/09
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"Rev. Richard Skull" <msh...@verizon.net> wrote in message
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> 3) Osama Bin Laden will be discovered in the USA, working as George W.
> Bush's pool boy.
>
Who do you think helps him clear the brush out on his ranch?


John Cook

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Jan 1, 2010, 1:38:55 AM1/1/10
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I used to Hate it when I was horny teenager that most of the movies with
a bit of tittie in them were horror flix - like u didn't get to see a
tit unless it was about to be chain-sawed or eaten (and not in the nice way)

--
John Cook


Reality is not Democratic

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Rev.Dr. LoBotomy

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Jan 1, 2010, 10:40:05 AM1/1/10
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The year will have 365 days and will start and end on a Friday.
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Todd Spango

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Jan 2, 2010, 10:16:43 AM1/2/10
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> 7) A Crisis will unfold this summer when a band of Wiener Dogs take
> over a major US City. Its made worse when the dogs are shown to be
> more competent then the humans. The city's populace accept their new
> Wiener Dog rulers and quickly accept the new greeting ritual of
> sniffing each others butts.

I was thinking this could happen in Boston until that last line. They
already do that here.

Rev. Exo-Skeletal ScalPlan

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Jan 2, 2010, 11:49:52 AM1/2/10
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my dog... BARRKS!! woof! hehehe got you jumping for a second!

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