From Your High Epopt - The Evil of Nenslo
Doc Martian
my butt that day.
Nenslo, or as the first Subgenius movie called him NESLO is one of the
evilest buttplugs to ever face the church of the subgenius, he comes from
within, he comes to destroy, he comes to make art that is like hmmm...
well... its almost good... isn't it... like yer like hmmm... i kinda like
it... and i like that batwinged thing and that naked mannequin chick and the
crazy horns on it... but... ummm... hmmm... well... i guess he's cool. STANG
in his infinite wisdom, has seen fit to laud nenslo to high heavens, and
even give him ROYALTIES for his rather non-minddestroying work (take a look
at some of hagen's shit if you want your brain broke, or heart ignition for
that matter) and as such, nenslo has taken every opportunity to glorify and
glamorize and even ACCESSORIZE himself to the church of the subgenius, like
he practially thinks he's the vulcanized rubber on which we roll. that
doesn't inherently make him evil. what makes him evil is that he was sent to
us by none other than THE HIPPIES to get even with us for wrecking their
hippie revival in the 80s with our wild-eyed mutated preachers from hell..
just when they were set to come onstage and sing hippielovesongs... there we
were stark naked in the face of the whole gawddam world chanting our sacred
chant 'kill the pinkboys, kill the pinkboys, kill the pinkboys, kill the
pinkboys'. welp, they couldn't have anything to do with that, so they sent
us a mewling pukeing artistically developed hippie (stang is currently
mirroring NESLO by putting on a hippie guise so that when he casts him out
of the fold that it'll sting the fuck out of nenslo like if the head hippie
told you that you had to pack up and leave the hippie drum festival because
your drum was just a little too wimpy) now, we all know that nenslo recently
bereft this church of the rather drunken wisdom of artemia salina.... he
tried to blame it on smerker (knowing that smerker wouldn't have the funds
of the church at his disposal except for the dollar per dogturd that he
eats) but i think we all know that it was nenslo that cost us our brethren,
would you stay in the church if someone went out of his way to suck YOUR
slack? i say NAY BROTHERS AND SISTERS! I WOULD LEAVE IN A SECOND IF I
WEREN'T COMPLETELY CONVINCED THAT THE CHURCH HIERARCHY WEREN'T A BUNCH OF
LECHERS AND MORPHODITES WHO'D BURN MY ILL-GOTTEN FUNDS IN A *HOT SECOND* IF
I SENT IT TO THEM. I KNOW THE EVIL THAT IS NENSLO FOR I HAVE TROD IN HIS
WAYS! AS HAVE WE ALL! AND YET! I CONDEMN HIM! AND EVEN CAST HIM INTO THE
PITS OF FIREY FARTNESS! now. i know you all are like.
shutupshutupshutupshutup. i love nenslo and that artemia guy was a whiney
puking spiritually vacant assplug of a man. BUT! i know the truth. NENSLO IS
COMPLETELY IN THE POWER OF THE CON! HE EVEN HAS A *BOOKSTORE* IN THE HOME OF
THE CONS BIOWEAPONS DIVISION CENTRAL! BERKELEY CALIFORNIA! **SO!** WHEN YOU
AND I ARE CRUISING OFF ON X-DAY IN THE PLEASURE SAUCERS TO THE DEEPEST
REACHES OF THE MULTIVERSE. NENSLO WILL BE AT HOME PAINTING A PORTRAIT OF
MILTON BERLE JUST AS THE HUMONGOUSLY DEVASTATING ASSBLASTERS OF THE XISTS
FART BERKELEY AND NENSLO'S HEAD TO *SHREDS*!
send $30 dollars to the The SubGenius Foundation, PO BOX 181417, CLEVELAND
HTS, OH
44118-1417 if you send more? you'll get more. if you send less, you'll get
less, if you send $1 you'll get a catalog that won't even be enough to wipe
your ass off with when the giant xist doodoo launchers smack tons of doodoo
into YOUR hometown.
next week's sermon.
On Slack.
Rev. Chain Smerker
"Doc Martian" <docma...@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:eXMpg.1696$F63.1269@trnddc05...
eh, I'm only in the church to read stuff about Chain Smerker, all the names
you dropped there can goto hell, oh you to, the only thing you will ever be
high epopt of is some steaming rancid 4 week old open milk cartons
surgically implanted in a rotting pigs carcass down on freeway 9 that was
recently gang-fucked by 30 stinky old men on community service after getting
caught forcing a dolphin to act unnaturally with a donkey!
Pope Philistine... ...or Something
Doc Martian wrote:
> thus begins a series of weekly sermons on whatever the fuck is coming outta
> my butt that day.
>
> Nenslo, or as the first Subgenius movie called him NESLO is one of the
etc.
Rev. Brane Ded
> surgically implanted in a rotting pigs carcass down on freeway 9 that was
> recently gang-fucked by 30 stinky old men on community service after getting
> caught forcing a dolphin to act unnaturally with a donkey!
I was there for that, I'd do it again even if I knew we were gonna get
caught. It kicked ass.