Attn: SubGenius Stain Expurt

[Dr. Phineas J. Martian]

I just took baby over a homemade blueberry pie. Now most of my penus is
stayned blue. What should I do?

[Toilet Pepper]

On Nov 23, 9:24 am, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian" <docmart...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> I just took baby over a homemade blueberry pie. Now most of my penus is
> stayned blue. What should I do?

Stop breathing.

[purple]

On 2009-11-22 19:24:47 -0600, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian"
<docma...@verizon.net> said:

> I just took baby over a homemade blueberry pie. Now most of my penus is
> stayned blue. What should I do?

So you fucked a blueberry pie?

Go catch the train.

[Rev.Dr. LoBotomy]

On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:24:47 -0800, Dr. Phineas J. Martian wrote:

> I just took baby over a homemade blueberry pie. Now most of my penus is
> stayned blue. What should I do?

If you had actually had sex with her over a blueberry pie then the pie
would have been under her ass. This is just another example of your
bullshitness. In answer to your question, resist posting to alt.slack!

[Dr. Phineas J. Martian]

On Nov 22, 5:46 pm, "Rev.Dr. LoBotomy" <e...@NOSEPAMdrlobotomy.net>
wrote:

LOL! A bite of pie, a shlurp of my weener, a bite of pie, a shlurp of
my weener.... that was her coffee break. Good thing she didn't go for
sips of coffee too.... then I'd be writing you about 2nd degree burns.

Cheers!
Doc

[Piet de Arcilla]

On Nov 22, 9:07 pm, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian" <doc.mart...@gmail.com>
wrote:

There was a famous case involving alleged 3rd degree burns from
coffee.

[Rev.Dr. LoBotomy]

LOL! If I had any suspicion that this was nothing but another fantasy,
I'd accuse you of violating the privacy of you g/f. But of course, your
fantasy girl has no rights. So I assume that the blueberry stains are
fantasy too. Unless you actually used blueberry pie to jerk off to this
fantasy.

[Rev. 11D Meow!]

I thought 'American Beauty' was about Roses.

[Popess Pantiara Evokovitch]

On Nov 22, 9:07 pm, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian" <doc.mart...@gmail.com>
wrote:

You're such a bad liar.

[Rev. 11D Meow!]

imagine a way of life
it's the only way to go go go

[Zapanaz]

wake up.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
@:o) <-- Elvis

:: Currently listening to Baryton Trio No. 59 in G Major: Adagio, 1769, by Haydn, from "Haydn Divertimenti"

[Zapanaz]

Popess Pantiara Evokovitch hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;

It's probably not revealing that he can't stop fantasizing about food,
even when he's fantasizing about sex.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
@:o) <-- Elvis

:: Currently listening to The Rip, 2008, by Portishead, from "Third"

[Rev. Back It On Up 13]

On Nov 22, 8:24 pm, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian" <docmart...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> I just took baby over a homemade blueberry pie. Now most of my penus is
> stayned blue. What should I do?

Bleach is the only thing that will get blueberry stains off a penis.

You need to soak your penis in a solution of bleach and lemon juice.
First, though, you want to try to slough off the outer layer of skin
with steel wool. It's gonna sting, but you have to do this so the
lemony bleach solution can get to the deep stains in the lower dermis.

After an hour or so, your penis will be as good as new. Let us know
how it goes.

[Rev. 11D Meow!]

Bleach works REALLY GOOD for lots of stuff along those lines.

It even cures Shrivel Dick.

[Rev. Richard Skull]

On Nov 22, 8:24 pm, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian" <docmart...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> I just took baby over a homemade blueberry pie. Now most of my penus is
> stayned blue. What should I do?

Stop fucking the postage machine.

[Rev. Richard Skull]

You forgot the part about soaking his scrotum in lye for 6 days.