The "Polite" Anti-Semites*

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SODDI

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Aug 24, 2008, 2:46:38 PM8/24/08
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There are thousands of them trolling the Usenet - many more out there in the
real world. Many of them have made a Usenet "career" out of virulent hatred
of Israel. They are usually American or English. Many of them, such as Doc
Martian, habitually troll Jewish newsgoups such as soc.culture.israel.

They claim to be "anti-Zionists" or "anti-Israeli". They stridently maintain
that their best friends are Jews and that they don't hate Jews - only
Israel..

They claim their desire for the destruction of Israel (or as Doc Martian
said in a 2004 post, the firebombing of Israel) is only motivated by
political concerns for the oppression of the Palestinian people. They couch
their hatred as "humanitarian" concerns.

Yes, Israel has treated the Palestinians very badly, and many times seems to
be intent on becoming what they hate.

But why ONLY Israel? Aren't other governments guilty of the same - or worse
crimes - the genocidal or near-genocidal treatment of minorities?

Brazil has forcibly relocated huge portions of the native population of the
Amazon Basin, either to "camps" or into the festering garbage heap that is
Rio de Janeiro. Native women have been forcibly sterilized. No one knows how
many have been killed.

I don't think I've ever come across an anti-Brazilian on the Usenet and I've
never seen a word about the devastion of the native population from these
humanitarian-minded "anti-Zionists".

The French have been slowly NUKING the Micronesians out of existence. Only
Greenpeace seems to have noticed that. The genocidal war between the Hutus
and the Tutsi didn't seem to concern the "anti-Zionists" much.

The U.S. has the Native Americans. Britain has the Irish. The Australians
have the Aborigines. Where are the anti-Australian trolls?

Then there are the Big Boys - China and the Soviet Union. Nazi Germany was a
piker compared to these masters of killing. A conservative estimate would
put their combined body count in the HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS in the last
century - many of them national or ethnic minorities.

Almost every nation on this planet has commited atrocity after atrocity
against minorities within their national borders.

But there is a deafening silence on all of this from the "anti-Israeli"
crowd.

So, again, why only Israel? What singles Israel out for these trolls'
hatred? What's so different about Israel?

Jews.

*"Polite anti-Semite" is a phrase from "High Weirdness By Mail" - on the
same subject.


Rev. Zir Ipol

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Aug 24, 2008, 3:56:48 PM8/24/08
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Good post. Not long ago Senator Obama was under fire partially due to
this issue. A fair amount of the rhetoric Revered Wright was
delivering was anti-Israeli oriented. Now I can understand why
Israeli's actions would be a call to alarm, their state was formed by
land rustling and their justification was based on biblical history
which has been under heavy scrutiny and review over the past several
decades; ever since Israeli archaeologists began to stop excavating
with trowel in one hand and bible in other (Israeli Finkelstein for
example). Yet despite all of that, they've perpetuated land grabbing
no differently than the American people and it's subjugation of the
local indigenous population. So as finger pointing goes....

Doktor Dark

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Aug 24, 2008, 4:03:43 PM8/24/08
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Which is why I'm a Holocaustal Subgenius. Destroy ALL of them on X-
Day, if not sooner. Primitive tribalism & capital xenophobia are
trademarks of humanity, If nationalism or religion or racism is not a
good enough excuse for mass slaughter, there's always social class or
politics or some other excuse. I console myself with the thought that
today's civilization is tomorrows coal strata. Finally, something
truly useful out of humanity: fossils & fuel.

Mgr Dry Martini

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Aug 24, 2008, 4:12:50 PM8/24/08
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Holocaustal Subgenii are way too humane. All pinks should be forced
into low-grade clerical jobs without access to implements of suicide.

OMG

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Aug 24, 2008, 4:50:37 PM8/24/08
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"SODDI" <ernst_stav...@smersh.net> wrote in message
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> There are thousands of them trolling the Usenet - many more out there in
> the real world. Many of them have made a Usenet "career" out of virulent
> hatred of Israel. They are usually American or English. Many of them, such
> as Doc Martian, habitually troll Jewish newsgoups such as
> soc.culture.israel.

The reason I keep trolling is cuz I figure my anti-Israeli posts help
provide a fair balance for all the anti-muslim/arab posts. The U.S.
government has been paying me mighty good for it too. Read about the Lavon
Affair... then consider very carefully what that implies. You can try and
put me any any pigeonhole you want, it ain't so, I'd welcome a Jew in my
home just as quickly as I would a person of any other faith, and I'd even
welcome an Israeli if he had proven over the years to not be one of those
nazi turds that snipe children from guard towers and steal sheep and burn
mosques and all the other crap those assholes do. Why do I keep at it? Cuz
the IsNazis pissed me off. If you think any other reason is worth bothering
about, then you truly are the Bobbie I figure you for.

Cheers!
Doc

Rev. Ivan Stang

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Aug 24, 2008, 4:55:57 PM8/24/08
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Thank you for writing that! I was about to point out that very same
thing, and you beat me to it.

Jew-hating and racism in general are apparently a great comfort to
drunks on welfare.

Pisces

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Aug 24, 2008, 5:19:36 PM8/24/08
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i agree, i belive in torture myself, which is why i could never become
full on holocaustal. I mean death is easy!

Years ago my dark side hatched a plan so devious i dare only share
parts.
dark room, single lightbulb, wooden chair, and a tormenter in a blood
covered bunny suit.

I love bunnies, did i mention that?

Pisces

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Aug 24, 2008, 5:25:26 PM8/24/08
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and drunks who cant get welfare.
I noticed this with my uncle, when he was getting laid and making
money, his racism toned down considerably, and he was actually pretty
civil. When he was unemployed and not getting any pussy, it was always
conversations peppered with racial slurs and bigotry. When he wasn't
railing against blacks, Latinos and jews, he was going on about a
global conspiracy of rich folks... my uncle would have been saying
Freemasons I am sure, but his formal education is minimal and as an
old cantankerous biker he never took to hangin around with those
pseudo-intellectual types.

my uncle is pretty cool now, as he found a slackful part time job and
a slackful well paying under the table gig. In addition he seems to
have a string of young hot hippie chicks he claims he is "just
freinds" with.

Rev. Ivan Stang

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Aug 24, 2008, 5:34:58 PM8/24/08
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On Aug 24, 4:50 pm, "OMG" <O...@CINEMA.NET> wrote:
> "SODDI" <ernst_stavros_blof...@smersh.net> wrote in message

You stopped reading that post as soon as you saw your own name. Either
that or you are being an even bigger chickenshit than usual today. You
completely avoided addressing SODDI's main point, which is as follows:

You don't mind any other country acting like Nazis. Only Israel.

Smooth move, "Mel."

You are not fooling anybody.

OMG

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Aug 24, 2008, 5:41:43 PM8/24/08
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote in message
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wrong. i've done human rights actions regarding liberia, rwanda, iraq, iran,
libya,
egypt, texas, mexico, peru, and the united states, but israel broke into my
home and stole my frop, 2 days after I wrote their president politely to
recognize palestine for the first time (back in 2000). also they've been at
it for 60 years whereas most of those other states i've named haven't even
had continguous governments for 60 years. face it, stang, you've been wrong
about me from the first, although I'm sure you've had a lot of folks sent
your way to build your stereotypes.

Cheers!
Doc

SODDI

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Aug 24, 2008, 6:02:34 PM8/24/08
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Oh no. The anti-semite called me a Bobbie. How can I face the shame.

I am VERY proud to be a Bobbie if I indeed am one. I even own TWO T-shirts!

As far as I can tell, there are only 2-3 dozen folks in this cult that CAN'T strictly be
considered Bobbies.

As a matter of fact, I am actually one of the few true Viacom Dupes for "Bob". I know of
only three. Two sleep together and one is unfortunately no longer with us.

There are worse things to be than a Bobbie. Like being a crypto-nazi.

And at least I am a SubGenius.

What are you, nazi?


Doc Martian

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Aug 24, 2008, 6:15:39 PM8/24/08
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"SODDI" <gloomi...@mudshow.com> wrote in message
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I'm your High Epopt. But I'm not a Nazi. You know though, I've debated
whether or not I'm a SubGenius before, I mean I know I was once, but at the
point I emaculated to High Epopt... I may have stopped being one... Although
just to simplify things, I call myself one... much like Zionists call
themselves Jews although they piss all over the Mitzvot, the Decalogue
(Aphrodite statues in their museums, attending sporting events originally
dedicated to Zeus), and have murdered Jews in their quest for land and
soveriegnity without the approval of G-d.
http://www.nkusa.org/activities/zionist_violence/martyrYDeHaan.cfm . I
probably still am a SubGenius, just because I will it so. You on the other
hand are the kind of blistering fool who would have been stomping around in
jackboots collecting for the Zionist state given two or three generations of
seperation from public Judaic heritage.

Go fuck yourself, you've shown your true colors plenty...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.religion.christian/msg/855b09e428c9b21a?hl=en&dmode=source

Cheers!
Doc

Zapanaz

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Aug 24, 2008, 6:42:58 PM8/24/08
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OMG hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;

Thunder crashed, OMG laughed madly, then wrote:

>wrong. i've done human rights actions regarding liberia, rwanda, iraq, iran,
>libya,
>egypt, texas, mexico, peru, and the united states,

Of course, all anybody has ever actually SEEN you talk about is Israel
and Israelis (NOT Jews, ISRAELIS. It's TOTALLY DIFFERENT.)

So these "human rights actions" you've "done" have been INVISIBLE.
All part of your sooper-spy career you've alluded to.

Either that or you're a lying piece of shit.

The funny thing is, I suspect you yourself don't know which it is.

--
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Subgenii show buttock teeth.
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Nobody.
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Rev. Ivan Stang

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On Aug 24, 5:41 pm, "OMG" <O...@CINEMA.NET> wrote:


>
> israel broke into my
> home and stole my frop, 2 days after I wrote their president politely to
> recognize palestine for the first time (back in 2000).

>I'm sure you've had a lot of folks sent
> your way to build your stereotypes.


You are what we call a "kook."


OMG

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"Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote in message
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LOL! Boy, is THAT like the pot calling the kettle black!

Rev. Tom Sane

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Aug 24, 2008, 7:25:00 PM8/24/08
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No, it's more like the yarmakule calling the dradle a zionist nazi.

Ankara

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Aug 24, 2008, 11:30:28 PM8/24/08
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On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 16:16:23 -0700, OMG said unto the world:

No, its like calling it like it is. The sad part is, aside from not
being funny, missing EVERYTHING SIMULTANEOUSLY that the church of the
Subgenius is about, you have NO CLUE that your brain hasnt been working
properly for most of your life. I mean thats pretty sad, usually ugly
people are good at doing taxes or something, or maybe programming
computers or doing math, but YOU didnt even catch a break there. Your
*EVERYTHING* is on the fritz. Pathetic.


--
Ankara
Taphouse Cabal
http://taphouse.org/
There is no cabal.

"Slack will get you through times of no slack." -Zeppo

OMG

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"Ankara" <uh-...@somewhere.com> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 16:16:23 -0700, OMG said unto the world:
>> "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote in message
>> news:7a4d4abd-0b05-4403...@c65g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
>> > On Aug 24, 5:41 pm, "OMG" <O...@CINEMA.NET> wrote:
>> >
>> >
>> >>
>> >> israel broke into my
>> >> home and stole my frop, 2 days after I wrote their president politely
>> >> to
>> >> recognize palestine for the first time (back in 2000).
>> >
>> >
>> >>I'm sure you've had a lot of folks sent
>> >> your way to build your stereotypes.
>> >
>> >
>> > You are what we call a "kook."
>> >
>>
>> LOL! Boy, is THAT like the pot calling the kettle black!
>>
>>
>
> No, its like calling it like it is. The sad part is, aside from not
> being funny, missing EVERYTHING SIMULTANEOUSLY that the church of the
> Subgenius is about, you have NO CLUE that your brain hasnt been working
> properly for most of your life. I mean thats pretty sad, usually ugly
> people are good at doing taxes or something, or maybe programming
> computers or doing math, but YOU didnt even catch a break there. Your
> *EVERYTHING* is on the fritz. Pathetic.

So Speaketh The King Of An IRC Network! It DOESN'T GET SADDER!

Cheers!
Doc

Ankara

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On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 20:55:14 -0700, OMG said unto the world:

Yes it certainly WOULD be if running an IRC network was ALL I did.
But posting to usenet is ALL you can manage to do some days isnt it?

My network is A HOBBY, that I started with FRIENDS. I know you dont
understand about those things but I assure you, real people live this
way.

Oh yeah, almost forgot I am the king of an IRC network
YOU CANT GET INTO!

-unless we are bored and people ask to drop your ban just so we can
watch you squirm before we ban you again. The funny thing is, you are
always connected like *MINUTES* when we drop your ban, so, how often are
you trying to connect to us anyway? well done CAPTAIN OBSESSO.

--
Ankara
Taphouse Cabal
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There is no cabal.

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a motherfucker." -Zeppo

Doc Martian

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Aug 25, 2008, 12:42:50 AM8/25/08
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"Ankara" <uh-...@somewhere.com> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 20:55:14 -0700, OMG said unto the world:
>> "Ankara" <uh-...@somewhere.com> wrote in message
>> news:MPG.231bf144e...@news.east.cox.net...
>> > On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 16:16:23 -0700, OMG said unto the world:
>> >> "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote in message
>> >> news:7a4d4abd-0b05-4403...@c65g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
>> >> > On Aug 24, 5:41 pm, "OMG" <O...@CINEMA.NET> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >> israel broke into my
>> >> >> home and stole my frop, 2 days after I wrote their president
>> >> >> politely
>> >> >> to
>> >> >> recognize palestine for the first time (back in 2000).
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >>I'm sure you've had a lot of folks sent
>> >> >> your way to build your stereotypes.
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > You are what we call a "kook."
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> LOL! Boy, is THAT like the pot calling the kettle black!
>> >>
>> >>
>> >
>> > No, its like calling it like it is. The sad part is, aside from not
>> > being funny, missing EVERYTHING SIMULTANEOUSLY that the church of the
>> > Subgenius is about, you have NO CLUE that your brain hasnt been working
>> > properly for most of your life. I mean thats pretty sad, usually ugly
>> > people are good at doing taxes or something, or maybe programming
>> > computers or doing math, but YOU didnt even catch a break there. Your
>> > *EVERYTHING* is on the fritz. Pathetic.
>>
>> So Speaketh The King Of An IRC Network! It DOESN'T GET SADDER!
>
> Yes it certainly WOULD be if playing Dungeons and Dragons was ALL I did.

> But posting to usenet is ALL you can manage to do some days isnt it?
>
> My Dungeon of DOOM is A HOBBY, that I started with an Elf, A 3rd Level
> Chupacabra and > Lord Balfour. I know you dont give the least bit of a
> fuck about these things but I assure you,
> I wear my Dungeon Master Robes to bed.
>
> Oh yeah, almost forgot I am the Dungeon Master of a Dungeons and Dragons
> Dungeon That IS > MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! {insane Dungeon Master giggle}

Fixed your post for you.

Cheers!
Doc

The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel

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Aug 25, 2008, 1:07:39 AM8/25/08
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On Aug 24, 10:46 am, "SODDI" <ernst_stavros_blof...@smersh.net> wrote:
>
> But there is a deafening silence on all of this from the "anti-Israeli"
> crowd.
>
> So, again, why only Israel? What singles Israel out for these trolls'
> hatred? What's so different about Israel?
>
> Jews.
>

So, uh, is it OK for Jews to talk shit about Israel, or you got a
problem with that, too?

--
The country.

SODDI

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"The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel" <chaos_...@antisocial.com> wrote in message
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>--
>The country.

I probably would find a Jew calling for the firebombing of Israel to be... pathological.


The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel

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On Aug 24, 8:42 pm, "Doc Martian" <docmart...@verizon.net> wrote:
>
> "Ankara" <uh-...@somewhere.com> DID NOT WRITE in message
> news:MPG.231c00bd3...@news.east.cox.net...

>
>
> > Yes it certainly WOULD be if playing Dungeons and Dragons was ALL I did.
> > But posting to usenet is ALL you can manage to do some days isnt it?
>
> > My Dungeon of DOOM is A HOBBY, that I started with an Elf, A 3rd Level
> > Chupacabra and Lord Balfour. I know you dont give the least bit of a
> > fuck about these things but I assure you,
> > I wear my Dungeon Master Robes to bed.
>
> > Oh yeah, almost forgot I am the Dungeon Master of a Dungeons and Dragons
> > Dungeon That IS MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! {insane Dungeon Master giggle}
>
> Fixed your post for you.
>
> Cheers!
> Doc

Wow. You just yelled "Harleys suck!" in a biker bar.

Go fuck yrself. Somewhere else.

--
D.

Doc Martian

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"The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel" <chaos_...@antisocial.com> wrote in
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Einar the Dwarven Cleric I presume.

The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel

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On Aug 24, 9:48 pm, "Doc Martian" <docmart...@verizon.net> wrote:
> "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel" <chaos_isr...@antisocial.com> wrote in
> messagenews:2a0b5289-8c8a-42e0...@w39g2000prb.googlegroups.com...

*grin*

Zapanaz

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Aug 25, 2008, 2:53:16 AM8/25/08
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OMG hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
Thunder crashed, OMG laughed madly, then wrote:

Is it? Maybe you could explain that one to me.

As far as Stang being a kook, I think most of the kook stuff he does
is in the Church of the SubGenius and is a parody.

Or was that your point? You seem to see it as being self-explanatory,
but I'm really not seeing it.

Maybe you could explain it to me. How Stang calling you a "kook" is
"the pot calling the kettle black". I guess I'm just dull-witted, but
I'm really not seeing it.


--
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Zapanaz

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Aug 25, 2008, 2:54:35 AM8/25/08
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OMG hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
Thunder crashed, OMG laughed madly, then wrote:

>> No, its like calling it like it is. The sad part is, aside from not
>> being funny, missing EVERYTHING SIMULTANEOUSLY that the church of the
>> Subgenius is about, you have NO CLUE that your brain hasnt been working
>> properly for most of your life. I mean thats pretty sad, usually ugly
>> people are good at doing taxes or something, or maybe programming
>> computers or doing math, but YOU didnt even catch a break there. Your
>> *EVERYTHING* is on the fritz. Pathetic.
>
>So Speaketh The King Of An IRC Network! It DOESN'T GET SADDER!

So, he's the administrator of an IRC network, and somehow you feel
that contradicts his pointing out that you are completely fucked up?

I guess I'm just dull-witted; you seem to see the connection as being
self-explanatory, but I am just not seeing it.

Maybe you could explain to me how his being the administrator of an
IRC network is somehow relevant to the things he said about you?


--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
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Fwap Dobbsgothi

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Aug 25, 2008, 3:51:24 AM8/25/08
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Weeell, he'd have been closer to fooling me if he'd made the
entirely valid point that Israel is a close ally of the US -
in fact, the only thing that keeps Israel from being a
greasy smear on the pavement of the world street is the
constant threat from big brother across the atlantic. It
seems reasonable for citizens of NATO powers to care a
little more about a situation which their governments have
been maintaining for so long.

If I could believe that he's just being economic with his
rage, I'd be right behind the guy, really. "Zionist"
fanatics and representatives of Israel's government really
does the shit he points out and more, and it's going on
right now. It's decades at least since last time the aussies
left out poisoned meat for the aboriginals. The aftermath of
the US pox blankets, the european asylums, apartheid is at
least being pretended to be dealt with, though they did the
kind of damage which can take centuries to repair, if ever.

Right now, five million civilians are effectively
imprisoned, stateless, rightless and under constant threat
of summary execution by attack helicopter, not because of
"fascism" or "sheep stealing israeli turds", but because of
policies made an enacted in our democracies. If someone
feels that warrants their special attention, I see no sane
reason to object.

Kind of makes me wonder why he didn't make that simple
argument, and chose to blame Hitler's Ghost of Ultimate Evil
and allude to a conspiracy theory instead?

...

Doc Martian

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Aug 25, 2008, 9:01:32 AM8/25/08
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"Zapanaz" <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote in message
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> OMG hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
> Thunder crashed, OMG laughed madly, then wrote:
>
>>> No, its like calling it like it is. The sad part is, aside from not
>>> being funny, missing EVERYTHING SIMULTANEOUSLY that the church of the
>>> Subgenius is about, you have NO CLUE that your brain hasnt been working
>>> properly for most of your life. I mean thats pretty sad, usually ugly
>>> people are good at doing taxes or something, or maybe programming
>>> computers or doing math, but YOU didnt even catch a break there. Your
>>> *EVERYTHING* is on the fritz. Pathetic.
>>
>>So Speaketh The King Of An IRC Network! It DOESN'T GET SADDER!
>
> So, he's the administrator of an IRC network, and somehow you feel
> that contradicts his pointing out that you are completely fucked up?

how does his being Dungeon Master make his flame any more accurate? it
doesn't. It does make it funnier however, because he rolled a d20 for
initiative before he wrote his flame.

> I guess I'm just dull-witted;

yup. i confirm that.

> Maybe you could explain to me how his being the administrator of an
> IRC network is somehow relevant to the things he said about you?

It doesn't, I just returned the flame in the spirit of the channel.

your problem, Joe, is you believe the stuff you read in newsgroups has
meaning and relevance. yup, i'm sure the u.s. government is getting right on
my suggestion that they firebomb israel, its right on the list after Nefed
ben Yochai(zionist troll)'s suggestion that they chemically neuter Muslims.
I just figure one good turn deserves another, when I see a call for grabbing
more land, I imply that its to disguise nefarious activities with sheep.
BTW, Wankara just told me you failed your saving throw. Yup, you have no
character. My acid dissolved your 3rd level alt.* hierarchy lawyer.

Cheers!
Doc

Doc Martian

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"Zapanaz" <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote in message
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> OMG hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
> Thunder crashed, OMG laughed madly, then wrote:
>
>>"Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote in message
>>news:7a4d4abd-0b05-4403...@c65g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
>>> On Aug 24, 5:41 pm, "OMG" <O...@CINEMA.NET> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> israel broke into my
>>>> home and stole my frop, 2 days after I wrote their president politely
>>>> to
>>>> recognize palestine for the first time (back in 2000).
>>>
>>>
>>>>I'm sure you've had a lot of folks sent
>>>> your way to build your stereotypes.
>>>
>>>
>>> You are what we call a "kook."
>>>
>>
>>LOL! Boy, is THAT like the pot calling the kettle black!
>
> Is it? Maybe you could explain that one to me.
>
> As far as Stang being a kook, I think most of the kook stuff he does
> is in the Church of the SubGenius and is a parody.
>
> Or was that your point? You seem to see it as being self-explanatory,
> but I'm really not seeing it.
>
> Maybe you could explain it to me. How Stang calling you a "kook" is
> "the pot calling the kettle black". I guess I'm just dull-witted, but
> I'm really not seeing it.

Nobody said you were the brightest pickle in the barrel.

Cheers!
Doc

Modemac

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On Aug 24, 2:46 pm, "SODDI" <ernst_stavros_blof...@smersh.net> wrote:
> *"Polite anti-Semite" is a phrase from "High Weirdness By Mail" - on the
> same subject.

Some additional entries under this subject at the High Weirdness
Project would be most appreciated:

http://www.modemac.com/wiki/Other_So-Called_Mainstream_Religious_Stuff

TinyURL: http://tinyurl.com/6admfc

Links -- and especially commentary -- on pro-Israel, pro-Arab, anti-
Arab, *and* anti-Israel sites are especially welcome. Here a couple I
have and need to work on adding to the wiki:

http://www.reformation.org/page2.html
http://www.nkusa.org/

Ankara

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Aug 25, 2008, 1:15:23 PM8/25/08
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On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 21:42:50 -0700, Doc Martian said unto the world:

OH I GET IT!!! Thats supposed to be funny cause dungeons and dragons is
a game thats like not cool or something.

You are such a retard.

Also, WAY to stay up all night answering usenet posts. Your life such a
rewarding experience I bet.

Doc Martian

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"Ankara" <uh-...@somewhere.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.231cb2961...@news.east.cox.net...

no. because dungeons and dragons is a game that attracts more than its share
of dimwitted orcs.

>
> You are such a retard.

lol! you know. when you point a finger at someone, you're pointing 3 back at
yourself.

>
> Also, WAY to stay up all night answering usenet posts. Your life such a
> rewarding experience I bet.

my life is QUITE fulfilling. plus i'm an awesome cook. in a region where
mexican food isn't just found at a rinky-dink place with crappy ranchera
muzak. i've made even hardcore hispanic cuisine aficianados say, 'you made
this?, cabron!'

{throws an empty can at wankara's head to watch him dance}

Doc Martian

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Aug 25, 2008, 5:34:34 PM8/25/08
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"Modemac" <mod...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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http://www.modemac.com/wiki/Other_So-Called_Mainstream_Religious_Stuff

TinyURL: http://tinyurl.com/6admfc

http://www.reformation.org/page2.html
http://www.nkusa.org/


---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

here's a good one.

http://www.nad-plo.org/main.php?view=pmg_daily-reports

check out the most recent posting.

Ankara

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Aug 25, 2008, 7:07:15 PM8/25/08
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On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 12:23:15 -0700, Doc Martian said unto the world:

> >
> > OH I GET IT!!! Thats supposed to be funny cause dungeons and dragons is
> > a game thats like not cool or something.
>
> no. because dungeons and dragons is a game that attracts more than its share
> of dimwitted orcs.
>
> >
> > You are such a retard.
>
> lol! you know. when you point a finger at someone, you're pointing 3 back at
> yourself.

So what you are saying is, whenever someone accuses someone else, they
are really indicting themselves. So like say someone accuses, I dunno,
lets say *zionists* of something, they are really saying that THEY
THEMSELVES need to be firebombed and killed. I get it. I dont follow
your doctrine however, whenever *I* indict someone, it really means THEY
SUCK, but it certainly puts most of YOUR posts in an entirely new light.



> >
> > Also, WAY to stay up all night answering usenet posts. Your life such a
> > rewarding experience I bet.
>
> my life is QUITE fulfilling. plus i'm an awesome cook. in a region where
> mexican food isn't just found at a rinky-dink place with crappy ranchera
> muzak. i've made even hardcore hispanic cuisine aficianados say, 'you made
> this?, cabron!'
>
> {throws an empty can at wankara's head to watch him dance}

So you cooked something once that was good. Yippee for you. However I
wouldnt recommend on hanging on to things you did back in the 90's as
"having a life"

By the way, as for dancing....I am not the one putting my *sabbatical*
on hold so I can foam at the mouth and post cryptic missives
*excommunicating* people, while being too spineless to even NAME THEM.

--
Ankara
Taphouse Cabal
http://taphouse.org/
There is no cabal.

"If you die in Canada, you die in real life!" -Zeppo

Doc Martian

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Aug 25, 2008, 7:16:42 PM8/25/08
to

"Ankara" <uh-...@somewhere.com> wrote

>> > You are such a retard.
>>
>> lol! you know. when you point a finger at someone, you're pointing 3 back
>> at
>> yourself.
>
> So what you are saying is, whenever someone accuses someone else, they
> are really indicting themselves. So like say someone accuses, I dunno,
> lets say *zionists* of something, they are really saying that THEY
> THEMSELVES need to be firebombed and killed. I get it. I dont follow
> your doctrine however, whenever *I* indict someone, it really means THEY
> SUCK, but it certainly puts most of YOUR posts in an entirely new light.

nope. not saying that at all... but it sure got you to froth. now you have
to clean the spittle off yer screen.


> So you cooked something once that was good. Yippee for you. However I
> wouldnt recommend on hanging on to things you did back in the 90's as
> "having a life"

Hah. I've done way more this decade then I did in the 90s. Spent most of the
90s looking for frop.

>
> By the way, as for dancing....I am not the one putting my *sabbatical*
> on hold so I can foam at the mouth and post cryptic missives
> *excommunicating* people, while being too spineless to even NAME THEM.

it was a blanket excommunication... means that even future dumbshits (of
course you're included, see, you have instant friends... but they're all
dumbshits.) are excommunicated. I could go through the lists... but they
really aren't worth the time.

neither are you btw, you aren't even worth plonkin'. plooked yer mom though,
then I had to get a shot.

Cheers!
Doc

Ankara

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Aug 25, 2008, 7:24:59 PM8/25/08
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On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:16:42 -0700, Doc Martian said unto the world:

>
> "Ankara" <uh-...@somewhere.com> wrote
>
> >> > You are such a retard.
> >>
> >> lol! you know. when you point a finger at someone, you're pointing 3 back
> >> at
> >> yourself.
> >
> > So what you are saying is, whenever someone accuses someone else, they
> > are really indicting themselves. So like say someone accuses, I dunno,
> > lets say *zionists* of something, they are really saying that THEY
> > THEMSELVES need to be firebombed and killed. I get it. I dont follow
> > your doctrine however, whenever *I* indict someone, it really means THEY
> > SUCK, but it certainly puts most of YOUR posts in an entirely new light.
>
> nope. not saying that at all... but it sure got you to froth. now you have
> to clean the spittle off yer screen.

OOOH I GET IT!! I accuse you of foaming at the mouth and you gotta
immediately try and redirect that back at me.


>
> > So you cooked something once that was good. Yippee for you. However I
> > wouldnt recommend on hanging on to things you did back in the 90's as
> > "having a life"
>
> Hah. I've done way more this decade then I did in the 90s. Spent most of the
> 90s looking for frop.

uh huh...

> >
> > By the way, as for dancing....I am not the one putting my *sabbatical*
> > on hold so I can foam at the mouth and post cryptic missives
> > *excommunicating* people, while being too spineless to even NAME THEM.
>
> it was a blanket excommunication... means that even future dumbshits (of
> course you're included, see, you have instant friends... but they're all
> dumbshits.) are excommunicated. I could go through the lists... but they
> really aren't worth the time.
>
> neither are you btw, you aren't even worth plonkin'. plooked yer mom though,
> then I had to get a shot.

Yes thats why you are obsessively posting IMMEDIATELY (10 MINUTES) AFTER
I POST...thats why I am 'not even worth the time' I, on the other hand
am finding this exchange QUITE amusing (that happens usually when I am
winning) so I dont find it a waste of time at all.


--
Ankara
Taphouse Cabal
http://taphouse.org/
There is no cabal.

"I hear teh christians secretly love teh surprise buttsecks." -Zeppo

Doc Martian

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"Ankara" <uh-...@somewhere.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.231d093ce...@news.east.cox.net...

> On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:16:42 -0700, Doc Martian said unto the world:
>>
>> "Ankara" <uh-...@somewhere.com> wrote
>>
>> >> > You are such a retard.
>> >>
>> >> lol! you know. when you point a finger at someone, you're pointing 3
>> >> back
>> >> at
>> >> yourself.
>> >
>> > So what you are saying is, whenever someone accuses someone else, they
>> > are really indicting themselves. So like say someone accuses, I dunno,
>> > lets say *zionists* of something, they are really saying that THEY
>> > THEMSELVES need to be firebombed and killed. I get it. I dont follow
>> > your doctrine however, whenever *I* indict someone, it really means
>> > THEY
>> > SUCK, but it certainly puts most of YOUR posts in an entirely new
>> > light.
>>
>> nope. not saying that at all... but it sure got you to froth. now you
>> have
>> to clean the spittle off yer screen.
>
> OOOH I GET IT!! I accuse you of foaming at the mouth and you gotta
> immediately try and redirect that back at me.

din't cuze you of foaming... cuzed yah of frothing. froth involves flecks.
foam is just accumulated spittle.


>
>>
>> > So you cooked something once that was good. Yippee for you. However I
>> > wouldnt recommend on hanging on to things you did back in the 90's as
>> > "having a life"
>>
>> Hah. I've done way more this decade then I did in the 90s. Spent most of
>> the
>> 90s looking for frop.
>
> uh huh...

yup, a doobie that i'd left in a book... so i read through all of them
trying to find it... eventually i did... it was one of those old pinners
that i found in the 9th volume of will and ariel durant's story of
civilization... there i was reading about voltaire and the codification of
the early industrial revolution and THERE IT WAS! MY DOOBER! TOOK ME YEARS
TO FIND IT. FIRED IT UP AND IT MADE ME LOOK COOL LIKE THAT BEATNICK GUY FROM
DOBIE GILLIS! ONLY COOLER CUZ IT WAS REAL DOOBAGE! LOL!


>> it was a blanket excommunication... means that even future dumbshits (of
>> course you're included, see, you have instant friends... but they're all
>> dumbshits.) are excommunicated. I could go through the lists... but they
>> really aren't worth the time.
>>
>> neither are you btw, you aren't even worth plonkin'. plooked yer mom
>> though,
>> then I had to get a shot.
>
> Yes thats why you are obsessively posting IMMEDIATELY (10 MINUTES) AFTER
> I POST...thats why I am 'not even worth the time' I, on the other hand
> am finding this exchange QUITE amusing (that happens usually when I am
> winning) so I dont find it a waste of time at all.

aftereffects of the syph i caught from your mom! tunes me in psychically
every time some dumbshit dungeon master takes my name in vain.

Cheers!
Doc

Ankara

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Aug 25, 2008, 8:50:59 PM8/25/08
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On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:50:03 -0700, Doc Martian said unto the world:

> >>
> >> nope. not saying that at all... but it sure got you to froth. now you
> >> have
> >> to clean the spittle off yer screen.
> >
> > OOOH I GET IT!! I accuse you of foaming at the mouth and you gotta
> > immediately try and redirect that back at me.
>
> din't cuze you of foaming... cuzed yah of frothing. froth involves flecks.
> foam is just accumulated spittle.

uh huh



>
> >
> >>
> >> > So you cooked something once that was good. Yippee for you. However I
> >> > wouldnt recommend on hanging on to things you did back in the 90's as
> >> > "having a life"
> >>
> >> Hah. I've done way more this decade then I did in the 90s. Spent most of
> >> the
> >> 90s looking for frop.
> >
> > uh huh...
>
> yup, a doobie that i'd left in a book... so i read through all of them
> trying to find it... eventually i did... it was one of those old pinners
> that i found in the 9th volume of will and ariel durant's story of
> civilization... there i was reading about voltaire and the codification of
> the early industrial revolution and THERE IT WAS! MY DOOBER! TOOK ME YEARS
> TO FIND IT. FIRED IT UP AND IT MADE ME LOOK COOL LIKE THAT BEATNICK GUY FROM
> DOBIE GILLIS! ONLY COOLER CUZ IT WAS REAL DOOBAGE! LOL!

So is all this blather supposed to make us forget you got your ass
handed to you in this argument? I havent forgotten. Although it is funny
watching you dance around here like a chicken with it's ass on fire.



>
> >> it was a blanket excommunication... means that even future dumbshits (of
> >> course you're included, see, you have instant friends... but they're all
> >> dumbshits.) are excommunicated. I could go through the lists... but they
> >> really aren't worth the time.
> >>
> >> neither are you btw, you aren't even worth plonkin'. plooked yer mom
> >> though,
> >> then I had to get a shot.
> >
> > Yes thats why you are obsessively posting IMMEDIATELY (10 MINUTES) AFTER
> > I POST...thats why I am 'not even worth the time' I, on the other hand
> > am finding this exchange QUITE amusing (that happens usually when I am
> > winning) so I dont find it a waste of time at all.
>
> aftereffects of the syph i caught from your mom! tunes me in psychically
> every time some dumbshit dungeon master takes my name in vain.

Or you just refresh your newsreader every two minutes like a spaz.

--
Ankara
Taphouse Cabal
http://taphouse.org/
There is no cabal.

"Bong hits 4 jesus yields resin globs." -Zeppo

OMG

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Aug 25, 2008, 9:18:14 PM8/25/08
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"Ankara" <uh-...@somewhere.com> wrote in message
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no, it was more to remind you that i'm way more well read than you, under
the pretext of a fool-ass frop hunt gag. dog, i was reading at an 8th grade
level when i was 4 years old. talkin' features in reader's digest. what were
you doing? remedial potty training.

as far as 'you handing my ass to me' you haven't even come close. you see,
since most of your arguments take place in irc, you never see them to their
conclusion. all you've done is make me laugh at how puffed up your ego is
and how much of a buffoon i made out of you with that dungeons and dragons
meme. go ahead, call me anti-semitic or dysfunctional again... that might
make you feel better. my goal is to get you so ticked off that you ride your
pos yamaha really fast to the beer store and break your head open against a
tree. now we argue about how your yamaha isn't really a pos or how its a
harley or something. only way you'll impress me is if its a vintage
indian... but it ain't... its a piece of shit yamaha. now go ride it... be
free little flower... leave your helmet at home... its not like you have
anything to protect.

>
>>
>> >> it was a blanket excommunication... means that even future dumbshits
>> >> (of
>> >> course you're included, see, you have instant friends... but they're
>> >> all
>> >> dumbshits.) are excommunicated. I could go through the lists... but
>> >> they
>> >> really aren't worth the time.
>> >>
>> >> neither are you btw, you aren't even worth plonkin'. plooked yer mom
>> >> though,
>> >> then I had to get a shot.
>> >
>> > Yes thats why you are obsessively posting IMMEDIATELY (10 MINUTES)
>> > AFTER
>> > I POST...thats why I am 'not even worth the time' I, on the other hand
>> > am finding this exchange QUITE amusing (that happens usually when I am
>> > winning) so I dont find it a waste of time at all.
>>
>> aftereffects of the syph i caught from your mom! tunes me in psychically
>> every time some dumbshit dungeon master takes my name in vain.
>
> Or you just refresh your newsreader every two minutes like a spaz.

nope, i just came back from dinner and there was your idiot dribble. its a
+5 yamaha of DOOM! LOL! and no. i don't ride. saw too many fuckheads with
their heads bashed open at the neuro-ward when my brother was dying of a
brain tumor. i drive a vorpal corolla.

Cheers!
Doc

The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel

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Aug 25, 2008, 9:47:55 PM8/25/08
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On Aug 25, 3:07 pm, Ankara <uh-...@somewhere.com> wrote:
>
> So what you are saying is, whenever someone accuses someone else, they
> are really indicting themselves. So like say someone accuses, I dunno,
> lets say *zionists* of something, they are really saying that THEY
> THEMSELVES need to be firebombed and killed. I get it.  I dont follow
> your doctrine however, whenever *I* indict someone, it really means THEY
> SUCK, but it certainly puts most of YOUR posts in an entirely new light.
>

It's officially degenerated to "I know you are, but what am I?".

Excellent.

--
C.

Doktor Reverend Mother Sister Anna Maria al Dente

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Aug 25, 2008, 10:29:51 PM8/25/08
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On Aug 25, 9:47 pm, "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel"

<chaos_isr...@antisocial.com> wrote:
> On Aug 25, 3:07 pm, Ankara <uh-...@somewhere.com> wrote:
> >
> It's officially degenerated to "I know you are, but what am I?".

and yo mama!

Most amusing!

Anna Maria

Ankara

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Aug 25, 2008, 11:05:47 PM8/25/08
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On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 18:18:14 -0700, OMG said unto the world:

> >> yup, a doobie that i'd left in a book... so i read through all of them
> >> trying to find it... eventually i did... it was one of those old pinners
> >> that i found in the 9th volume of will and ariel durant's story of
> >> civilization... there i was reading about voltaire and the codification
> >> of
> >> the early industrial revolution and THERE IT WAS! MY DOOBER! TOOK ME
> >> YEARS
> >> TO FIND IT. FIRED IT UP AND IT MADE ME LOOK COOL LIKE THAT BEATNICK GUY
> >> FROM
> >> DOBIE GILLIS! ONLY COOLER CUZ IT WAS REAL DOOBAGE! LOL!
> >
> > So is all this blather supposed to make us forget you got your ass
> > handed to you in this argument? I havent forgotten. Although it is funny
> > watching you dance around here like a chicken with it's ass on fire.
>
> no, it was more to remind you that i'm way more well read than you, under
> the pretext of a fool-ass frop hunt gag. dog, i was reading at an 8th grade
> level when i was 4 years old. talkin' features in reader's digest. what were
> you doing? remedial potty training.

uh huh -this is normal behavior for the kook, to tell his opponent how
SMART he is. Aside from whats obviously funny here, it hasnt occurred to
him that he HAS to TELL PEOPLE how smart he is.



> as far as 'you handing my ass to me' you haven't even come close. you see,
> since most of your arguments take place in irc, you never see them to their
> conclusion. all you've done is make me laugh at how puffed up your ego is
> and how much of a buffoon i made out of you with that dungeons and dragons
> meme. go ahead, call me anti-semitic or dysfunctional again... that might
> make you feel better. my goal is to get you so ticked off that you ride your
> pos yamaha really fast to the beer store and break your head open against a
> tree. now we argue about how your yamaha isn't really a pos or how its a
> harley or something. only way you'll impress me is if its a vintage
> indian... but it ain't... its a piece of shit yamaha. now go ride it... be
> free little flower... leave your helmet at home... its not like you have
> anything to protect.

uh huh -way to go Hector the PROJECTOR, I am not (nor have I ever been)
suicidal, but I bet you can guess who HAS. Give you a hint, its a guy
who couldnt provide for his own life if he wanted to, and the government
has decided should be on FULL DISABILITY for reason of mental defect.
His response to this predicament is to spend day and night on usenet
whining about the JOOOS.



> >
> >>
> >> >> it was a blanket excommunication... means that even future dumbshits
> >> >> (of
> >> >> course you're included, see, you have instant friends... but they're
> >> >> all
> >> >> dumbshits.) are excommunicated. I could go through the lists... but
> >> >> they
> >> >> really aren't worth the time.
> >> >>
> >> >> neither are you btw, you aren't even worth plonkin'. plooked yer mom
> >> >> though,
> >> >> then I had to get a shot.
> >> >
> >> > Yes thats why you are obsessively posting IMMEDIATELY (10 MINUTES)
> >> > AFTER
> >> > I POST...thats why I am 'not even worth the time' I, on the other hand
> >> > am finding this exchange QUITE amusing (that happens usually when I am
> >> > winning) so I dont find it a waste of time at all.
> >>
> >> aftereffects of the syph i caught from your mom! tunes me in psychically
> >> every time some dumbshit dungeon master takes my name in vain.
> >
> > Or you just refresh your newsreader every two minutes like a spaz.
>
> nope, i just came back from dinner and there was your idiot dribble. its a
> +5 yamaha of DOOM! LOL! and no. i don't ride. saw too many fuckheads with
> their heads bashed open at the neuro-ward when my brother was dying of a
> brain tumor. i drive a vorpal corolla.

He HAS a car, people...of THAT much we can ABSOLUTELY BE CERTAIN.


--
Ankara
Taphouse Cabal
http://taphouse.org/
There is no cabal.

"Turing-completeness is an Indonesian brand of 'soupless' ramen" - Zeppo

OMG

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"Ankara" <uh-...@somewhere.com> wrote in message
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lol. i'm just reminding you that you're out of your league. nice talking
points though. did you write them yourself?

>
>> as far as 'you handing my ass to me' you haven't even come close. you
>> see,
>> since most of your arguments take place in irc, you never see them to
>> their
>> conclusion. all you've done is make me laugh at how puffed up your ego is
>> and how much of a buffoon i made out of you with that dungeons and
>> dragons
>> meme. go ahead, call me anti-semitic or dysfunctional again... that might
>> make you feel better. my goal is to get you so ticked off that you ride
>> your
>> pos yamaha really fast to the beer store and break your head open against
>> a
>> tree. now we argue about how your yamaha isn't really a pos or how its a
>> harley or something. only way you'll impress me is if its a vintage
>> indian... but it ain't... its a piece of shit yamaha. now go ride it...
>> be
>> free little flower... leave your helmet at home... its not like you have
>> anything to protect.
>
> uh huh -way to go Hector the PROJECTOR, I am not (nor have I ever been)
> suicidal, but I bet you can guess who HAS. Give you a hint, its a guy
> who couldnt provide for his own life if he wanted to, and the government
> has decided should be on FULL DISABILITY for reason of mental defect.
> His response to this predicament is to spend day and night on usenet
> whining about the JOOOS.

That would be Mikey. I'm on salary and its not tourist season. Its stay
inside and sleep late to save on air conditioning season. Obviously I was
right, piece of shit Yamaha. LOL!

So, why am I wasting my time arguing with a wannabee Legume?

{PLONK}

Ankara

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Aug 26, 2008, 12:50:36 AM8/26/08
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On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:19:32 -0700, OMG said unto the world:

> > uh huh -this is normal behavior for the kook, to tell his opponent how
> > SMART he is. Aside from whats obviously funny here, it hasnt occurred to
> > him that he HAS to TELL PEOPLE how smart he is.
>
> lol. i'm just reminding you that you're out of your league. nice talking
> points though. did you write them yourself?

Ya know it's one thing to be in denial....

> > uh huh -way to go Hector the PROJECTOR, I am not (nor have I ever been)
> > suicidal, but I bet you can guess who HAS. Give you a hint, its a guy
> > who couldnt provide for his own life if he wanted to, and the government
> > has decided should be on FULL DISABILITY for reason of mental defect.
> > His response to this predicament is to spend day and night on usenet
> > whining about the JOOOS.
>
> That would be Mikey. I'm on salary and its not tourist season. Its stay
> inside and sleep late to save on air conditioning season. Obviously I was
> right, piece of shit Yamaha. LOL!

right. as I was saying..FULL DISABILITY for reason of mental defect.

>
> So, why am I wasting my time arguing with a wannabee Legume?
>
> {PLONK}


Yeah you know, you plonked me LAST time we had a little chat.
I guess it doesnt *stick*

Well if this is how you run out of arguments...so be it.

Dumbass...

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Zapanaz

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OMG hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
Thunder crashed, OMG laughed madly, then wrote:

>lol

LOL!!!


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On Aug 25, 6:01 am, "Doc Martian" <docmart...@verizon.net> wrote:

> your problem, Joe, is you believe the stuff you read in newsgroups has
> meaning and relevance.

My problem is that, when idiots are making bullshit arguments, I enjoy
pointing it out and watching them try to squirm out of it (like
suddenly changing their posting name back to one they know I have
killfiled, from one they changed to to try to avoid people's
killfiles).

Having them confirm that what they were saying is full of shit makes
it funnier.

Yeah, everything you say is JUST A JOKE. Geez, and people take it
seriously! LOL!!!

Of course it's only JUST A JOKE when somebody points out an argument
you're making is moronic and utterly full of shit.

It's mighty serious to you until then.

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OMG

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"Zapanaz" <zapanaz_go...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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On Aug 25, 6:01 am, "Doc Martian" <docmart...@verizon.net> wrote:

> your problem, Joe, is you believe the stuff you read in newsgroups has
> meaning and relevance.

>Yeah, everything you say is JUST A JOKE. Geez, and people take it
>seriously! LOL!!!

<subgenius adage> </subgenius adage>

OMG

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"Ankara" <uh-...@somewhere.com> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:19:32 -0700, OMG said unto the world:
>> > uh huh -this is normal behavior for the kook, to tell his opponent how
>> > SMART he is. Aside from whats obviously funny here, it hasnt occurred
>> > to
>> > him that he HAS to TELL PEOPLE how smart he is.
>>
>> lol. i'm just reminding you that you're out of your league. nice talking
>> points though. did you write them yourself?
>
> Ya know it's one thing to be in denial....
>
>> > uh huh -way to go Hector the PROJECTOR, I am not (nor have I ever been)
>> > suicidal, but I bet you can guess who HAS. Give you a hint, its a guy
>> > who couldnt provide for his own life if he wanted to, and the
>> > government
>> > has decided should be on FULL DISABILITY for reason of mental defect.
>> > His response to this predicament is to spend day and night on usenet
>> > whining about the JOOOS.
>>
>> That would be Mikey. I'm on salary and its not tourist season. Its stay
>> inside and sleep late to save on air conditioning season. Obviously I was
>> right, piece of shit Yamaha. LOL!
>
> right. as I was saying..FULL DISABILITY for reason of mental defect.
>
>>
>> So, why am I wasting my time arguing with a wannabee Legume?
>>
>> {PLONK}
>
>
> Yeah you know, you plonked me LAST time we had a little chat.
> I guess it doesnt *stick*

yeh. i delete my killfile about every 6 months. keeps me from getting bored.
gives me exciting people to plonk again.

>
> Well if this is how you run out of arguments...so be it.
>

its hardly an argument. its more of a shitflinging session. you obviously
have more shit sticking to you, dungeon master, mr. crappy yamaha, irc king,
stupid bitch.

> Dumbass...

sorry. I am a Wiseass. You are a pinheaded choad who I'm now plonking on my
other puter.

Cheers!
Doc

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OMG hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
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Of course it's only JUST A JOKE when somebody points out an argument


you're making is moronic and utterly full of shit.

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OMG hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
Thunder crashed, OMG laughed madly, then wrote:

>yeh. i delete my killfile about every 6 months. keeps me from getting bored.
>gives me exciting people to plonk again.
>

>sorry. I am a Wiseass. You are a pinheaded choad who I'm now plonking on my
>other puter.

you should try to keep your stories straight.

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On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:02:52 -0700, OMG said unto the world:

> > right. as I was saying..FULL DISABILITY for reason of mental defect.
> >
> >>
> >> So, why am I wasting my time arguing with a wannabee Legume?
> >>
> >> {PLONK}
> >
> >
> > Yeah you know, you plonked me LAST time we had a little chat.
> > I guess it doesnt *stick*
>
> yeh. i delete my killfile about every 6 months. keeps me from getting bored.
> gives me exciting people to plonk again.

Except you only *plonked* me a month ago.

> >
> > Well if this is how you run out of arguments...so be it.
> >
>
> its hardly an argument. its more of a shitflinging session. you obviously
> have more shit sticking to you, dungeon master, mr. crappy yamaha, irc king,
> stupid bitch.

You do realize that all of your so-called *accusations* dont really MEAN
anything, it's like accusing me of eating sandwiches....nonsense doesnt
stick.



> > Dumbass...
>
> sorry. I am a Wiseass. You are a pinheaded choad who I'm now plonking on my
> other puter.

You better go plonk me on your other *other* computer now.

right. as I was saying, FULL DISABILITY for reason of mental defect.

Doc Martian

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"Zapanaz" <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote in message
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> OMG hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
> Thunder crashed, OMG laughed madly, then wrote:
>
>>"Zapanaz" <zapanaz_go...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>news:683f4aa5-1c58-4fd2...@k36g2000pri.googlegroups.com...
>>On Aug 25, 6:01 am, "Doc Martian" <docmart...@verizon.net> wrote:
>>
>>> your problem, Joe, is you believe the stuff you read in newsgroups has
>>> meaning and relevance.
>>
>>>Yeah, everything you say is JUST A JOKE. Geez, and people take it
>>>seriously! LOL!!!
>>
>><subgenius adage> </subgenius adage>
>
> Of course it's only JUST A JOKE when somebody points out an argument
> you're making is moronic and utterly full of shit.

what? my argument that israel should recognize the neighboring state or face
increasingly dire consequences? the neighboring state has had an observer
body in the u.n. since the early 70s. whatsupwitdat? the u.n. admits that
they are a people and admits that large tracts of the land claimed by israel
belongs to that people, and about 120 u.n. resolutions have been pissed on
by israel. about 5 resolutions pissed on by iraq and we're in there with
guns blazing... but 120 resolutions and after 60 years the gop finally says
there should be a palestinian state. i'm saying essentially that some
political pressure that increases over a period of time if ignored is
necessary to encourage an end to an apartheid culture. that argument is
neither moronic nor is it full of shit... but when you only see little
pieces of it... you flip out. you didn't see where i said keep their piggies
out with landmines... you just saw the part where i said if that don't
work... firebomb them. right now? i'm saying nuke them just offshore so they
get flooded. that way as pressure is required... the methods are already in
place.... right now? we (meaning the u.s.) is at the send packages with
contraband to settlers that are killing kids with the contraband listed on
the package to draw attention to that settler. we'll probably get to the
'shoot some knesset guys in the head with explosive rounds' stage before
things get solved. you can bet I've got a few knesset guys whose heads i'd
love to see go kablooie.

Cheers!
Doc

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