The Illuminatus Trilogy SUCKS
SWILBERT®
of the way and then slams shut again. I hate that book.
illuminatrix
"SWILBERT®" <nen...@subgenius.com> wrote in message
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> Every time the breeze blows my door pushes the Illuminatus trilogy out
> of the way and then slams shut again. I hate that book.
as terrified as i am of confronting someone as obviously mean and crazy as
yourself.....
i still must say ...
i do not agree with this post.
König Prüß, GmbH
Be careful! He is an agent provocateur sent by the Mormons
to propagate bad art and sell mopeds to the unsuspecting.
Name: PopeBlack
Who are you refering to Herr, Koenig, Nenslo or this Illuminatrix guy?
Both will have us on scooters just to run us off the highway of Bob if
they have thier way.
They aint gonna put me on no Thomas cause Im'a BobDamn Biker for Bob.
> >
>
> Be careful! He is an agent provocateur sent by the Mormons
> to propagate bad art and sell mopeds to the unsuspecting.
>
>
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whyaskwhyaskwhy
<König Prüß>; "GmbH" <saur...@weinerschnitzel.com> wrote in message
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> "illuminatrix" escrivened:
>
> >
> >"SWILBERT®" <nen...@subgenius.com> wrote in message
> >news:396A93...@subgenius.com...
> >> Every time the breeze blows my door pushes the Illuminatus trilogy out
> >> of the way and then slams shut again. I hate that book.
> >
> >
> >as terrified as i am of confronting someone as obviously mean and crazy
as
> >yourself.....
> >i still must say ...
> >i do not agree with this post.
> >
>
>
> to propagate bad art and sell mopeds to the unsuspecting.
>
do not taunt him by failing yet again to praise his ass
König Prüß, GmbH
>
>
>
>Who are you refering to Herr, Koenig, Nenslo or this Illuminatrix guy?
>Both will have us on scooters just to run us off the highway of Bob if
>they have thier way.
>
>They aint gonna put me on no Thomas cause Im'a BobDamn Biker for Bob.
>
>
>
>> >
>>
>> Be careful! He is an agent provocateur sent by the Mormons
>> to propagate bad art and sell mopeds to the unsuspecting.
>>
>>
> SLACK FOR RIDING=RIDING FOR SLACK
> BIKERS FOR BOB EUROPE!!!
>
>--
I have strong suspicions regarding Nenslo and the Multinational Mormon
Moped Monopoly! And not just based upon personal conjecture, but hard
evidence, which I am not at liberty to divuldge as I must protect my sources.
Suffice it to say that Nenslo has no shadow, and neither casts a reflection in a mirror!
Oh, he can conjure a shadow, but if a bird flies through that umbra of evil, it perishes.
Mephistophlian moped monger!
SWILBERT®
>
> as terrified as i am of confronting someone as obviously mean and crazy as
> yourself.....
> i still must say ...
> i do not agree with this post.
You come hold my damn door shut then.
clayton.
SWILBERT® <nen...@subgenius.com> wrote:
> Every time the breeze blows my door pushes the Illuminatus trilogy out
> of the way and then slams shut again. I hate that book.
>
I sold the 3-in-1 trade paperback for $5. I got $3 for the Book of the
SubGenius.
Make of that what you will. Or not.
--
clayton.
illuminatrix
"Unit 4" <Uni...@SPUTUM.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 11 Jul 2000 02:35:12 -0400, "illuminatrix"
> <dha...@friend.ly.fnordnet> wrote, in alt.slack:
> }> of the way and then slams shut again. I hate that book.
> }
> }
as
> }yourself.....
> }i still must say ...
> }i do not agree with this post.
>
>
> But he just told you he did.
>
> You're rather a bit daft, aren't you.
>
well ... actually yes... since you asked.
but just to clarify..
i would like to amend my rather daft statement so that it reads...
i do not agree with the *subject line* of this post.
specifically i do not agree that "the illuminatus trilogy sucks".
unless of course it's usefulness as a doorstop is the only criteria on which
it's being judged.
in which case...
yes, it does suck for that particular purpose.
i'd like to suggest that as an alternative one might share the books with a
latent mutant who is ripe for a good skullfucking and find something with a
little more mass to prop the door open.
rev illuminatrix
temple of the electric jazz nipple
Legume
>
> Every time the breeze blows my door pushes the Illuminatus trilogy out
> of the way and then slams shut again. I hate that book.
I agree. I bought all three of them at Goodwill for a dime each and
STILL felt ripped off.
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ICEKNIFE
Unit 4 wrote in message ...
>On Tue, 11 Jul 2000 02:35:12 -0400, "illuminatrix"
><dha...@friend.ly.fnordnet> wrote, in alt.slack:
>
>}
>}"SWILBERT®" <nen...@subgenius.com> wrote in message
>}news:396A93...@subgenius.com...
>}> of the way and then slams shut again. I hate that book.
>}
>}
>}yourself.....
>}i still must say ...
>}i do not agree with this post.
>
>You don't agree that "SWILBERT®" hates that book?
>
>But he just told you he did.
>
>You're rather a bit daft, aren't you.
uh...
Nenslo is a greasy little liar. He reads the part about the submarine and
jerks his gerkin 'til it's squirtin'...
ok, well, puffing dust, anyway.
ICEKNIFE
Legume wrote in message <396CB0...@subgenius.com>...
>SWILBERTŽ wrote:
>>
>> Every time the breeze blows my door pushes the Illuminatus trilogy out
>> of the way and then slams shut again. I hate that book.
>
>STILL felt ripped off.
Your own fault. If you'd bothered to look when you bought 'em, you'd have
seen there weren't any pictures to color.
They make good bedtime stories... get someone who owns a biohazard suit to
read them to you.
Photong-
Recently obtained a signed copy of RAW's "The Illuminati
Papers." Was told by the person giving it to me 'Be careful,
It's a very dangerous book.'
Imagine My suprise when I discovered that the layout and
graphics are suspiciously similar to "The Book Of The
Subgenius!?!"
I wouldn't say it, or any other RAW sucks, Per Se...
It's Entertainment, as far as I'm concerned.
>Rev. D. J. : )
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Legume
> Your own fault. If you'd bothered to look when you bought 'em, you'd have
> seen there weren't any pictures to color.
Shit, if it'd had pictures to color, I WOULDN'T have felt as ripped off.
>
> They make good bedtime stories...
No, actually, they don't.
>get someone who owns a biohazard suit to
> read them to you.
Can't. Mom has a "date".
Legume
Rev. Ivan Stang
Firstly, it is a GOOD book on many levels, not the least of which is,
as mentioned, as a doorstop. It is also very educational, though, or
WAS anyway, to a 23 year old dumbass who didn't know ANYTHING at ALL
about "secret societies" or "conspiracies". I found it in a Skaggs
Drugstore -- picked it up because it had a monster on the cover that
looked like that sinister Eye in the Pyramid that I'd always wondered
about.
Now, "Bob" Dobbs didn't need the two Pope Bobs' book to be Emaculated,
but I double-dog PROMISE every man jack of ye gathered here today, that
had there not been an Illuminatus Trilogy, I would never have collected
kook pamphlets, met Philo, or heard of Dobbs, and, well, that's a
"what-if" question for The Universe Next Door.
Sure, the Illuminatus Trilogy reads like a hodge-podge of interoffice
joke memos with a ridiculous, forced plot applied to it after the fact,
because that's exactly what it is. Bob Wilson and Bob Shea were working
at Playboy in Chicago and the Illuminatus trilogy is what they did with
the WEIRD-ASS MAIL that Playboy was bombarded with. Plus they mixed in
any nutty inside joke they could from many other buddies, such as Greg
Hill and Kerry Thornley's "Discordian" material. Plus, they were
smoking WOG HEMP the whole time, and it WAS, after all, the 1960's, the
Playboy Mansion, I mean, come ON.
Pope Bob Wilson and the late Bob Shea have both written many varied and
different kinds of books since; it was a one of a kind experiment. I
thought it was far more entertaining than it was infuriating. Mostly I
considered it an invaluable NONFICTION REFERENCE BOOK at the time.
Maybe the Illuminatus Trilogy looks "old" and "stupid" to some of you
jaded nose-picking brats, but to this stupid old preacher, it was as
good as a Bible, in 1976. In fact, I'd have to say that my copy of that
book is indeed as hi-lighted and ripped-off as my old Bible.
So you CRITIC-BOYS can make doorstop jokes all you want, but me and
Pope Bob will keep on writing BOOKS, thank you very much. Unfortunately
Bob Shea can't, because he's dead, GOD DAMN IT!!! He was a REAL NICE
GUY and he was JUST starting to get him some TRUE SLACK when a horrible
disease got him.
Pope Bob Wilson is a million years old and he can still rant better
than ANY of you amateurs, WHILE DRUNK, and he can do it for 8 HOURS
STRAIGHT and never repeat himself, IF HE'S PAID TO!
So I don't blame you for being jealous... I am too!
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Fax: 216-738-0150
SWILBERT®
it's just too light for a doorstop. Kinda bogs down in the middle of
book 3 though.
SWILBERT®
door. It only has half as many CRAZY IDEAS in it.
I was thinking they should make doorstops ON WHEELS so you could move
them around easier.
Legume
> Now, "Bob" Dobbs didn't need the two Pope Bobs' book to be Emaculated,
> but I double-dog PROMISE every man jack of ye gathered here today, that
> had there not been an Illuminatus Trilogy, I would never have collected
> kook pamphlets, met Philo, or heard of Dobbs
Ah, so what? He'd have just picked two other dumbasses to start his
church.
> Plus they mixed in
> any nutty inside joke they could from many other buddies, such as Greg
> Hill and Kerry Thornley's "Discordian" material. Plus, they were
> smoking WOG HEMP the whole time, and it WAS, after all, the 1960's, the
> Playboy Mansion, I mean, come ON.
Tell us a story from THIS millenium, Daddy.
Popess Lilith von Fraumench
<st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
> Sure, the Illuminatus Trilogy reads like a hodge-podge of interoffice
> joke memos with a ridiculous, forced plot applied to it after the fact,
> because that's exactly what it is. Bob Wilson and Bob Shea were working
> at Playboy in Chicago and the Illuminatus trilogy is what they did with
> the WEIRD-ASS MAIL that Playboy was bombarded with. Plus they mixed in
> any nutty inside joke they could from many other buddies, such as Greg
> Hill and Kerry Thornley's "Discordian" material. Plus, they were
> smoking WOG HEMP the whole time, and it WAS, after all, the 1960's, the
> Playboy Mansion, I mean, come ON.
In other words, they were Shitheads.
So what was the complaint again? Something about doors?
The Prophet Lilith
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wrote:
> Tell us a story from THIS millenium, Daddy.
Daddy can't hear you, sweetie. But here's a story for you: Once upon a
time, GOD DIED. The End.
*smooch* Now go to bed before I stick you in the chimney again. Ni ni!
dat ol' Reverend Lance Boyle
[blahblahblah]
>
> ...Sure, the Illuminatus Trilogy reads like a hodge-podge of
interoffice
> joke memos with a ridiculous, forced plot applied to it after the
fact,
> because that's exactly what it is. Bob Wilson and Bob Shea were
working
> at Playboy in Chicago and the Illuminatus trilogy is what they did
with
> the WEIRD-ASS MAIL that Playboy was bombarded with. Plus they mixed in
> any nutty inside joke they could from many other buddies, such as Greg
> Hill and Kerry Thornley's "Discordian" material. Plus, they were
> smoking WOG HEMP the whole time, and it WAS, after all, the 1960's,
the
> Playboy Mansion, I mean, come ON.
>
[blahdeblahblah]
Just to brag here, I've got a copy of Rev. Wilson's
porn novel "The Sex Magicians" (Sheffield House, 1973).
Surprised the hell out of me - this ain't no ordinary
stroke book. It reads like some sort of side trip on
the Illuminatus! journey. Whoa. This must've surprised
the trenchcoat brigade way back when porn meant words
as well as pictures.
--
da Rev. Lance Boyle
When correctly viewed,
Everything is lewd.
I could tell you things about Peter Pan
And the Wizard of Oz - THERE'S A DIRTY OLD MAN!!!
illuminatrix
for the more "advanced" among you it might all be weak doorstops and old
news but there's a whole planet full of basically clueless people who could
possibly benefit from contact with illuminatus [and the CotSG as well].
it doesn't hurt to spread exposure to the classics while you wait for [or
write] the next level of skullfarming tech-lit.
but you knew that.
damn ...
you guys had me goin there for a minute..
i was thinking " what kind of subgenius could possibly know about
illuminatus and NOT recognize it for the holy trilogy that it is? "
i'd rank it right up there with zippy the pinhead and the dead sea scrolls
in terms of cultural significance even if it did build up to a huge cop out
at the end. the trip itself was a great ride tho.
at least that's how i recall it after a dozen years of intervening daftness.
illuminatrix
temple of the electric jazz nipple ring
"so many skulls, so little time"
Rev. Prostata Cantata
Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lil...@ZubJenius.com> wrote:
>In article <396FD0...@subgenius.com>, Legume <leg...@subgenius.com>
>wrote:
>
>> Tell us a story from THIS millenium, Daddy.
>
>Daddy can't hear you, sweetie. But here's a story for you: Once upon a
>time, GOD DIED.
And acourding to "Towing Jehovah" by James Morrow he fell into the
sea near 0deg by 0deg and the vatican hired a tanker captain to tow his 2
mile long corpse to the arctic so they could freeze him....
SWILBERT®
Okay, but it doesn't hold my door shut is all I was saying.
Boddhisatva Troutwaxer
T.
kevbob
2000 07:32:03 GMT with <397164...@subgenius.com>
>Okay, but it doesn't hold my door shut is all I was saying.
have you tried jamming some of the pages up _under_ the door?
that sometimes works for me.
--
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Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
"Boddhisatva Troutwaxer" <tungtung...@pacbell.net.invalid> wrote in
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> Why don't you fix your fucking door?
>
just call Huxley...
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
> T.