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Locke is dead, they say ... LONG LIVE LOCKE!

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just john

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Jan 24, 2009, 9:36:45 PM1/24/09
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(with apologies to Mr. Townsend and all of you)

Down in Orchid Station, everything was changing
Ben was throwing furniture just like an insane thing
Meanwhile, in the future, Jack was trying to off himself
With fistfuls of pills pulled from the medicine shelf

And the man at the wheel's about to re-arrange the clock
Locke is dead, they say, LONG LIVE LOCKE!

LONG LIVE LOCKE!
He's Mister Pilgrim's kind
LONG LIVE LOCKE!
Comin' unstuck in time
LONG LIVE LOCKE!
Be he ahead or behind!


(2b continued)

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Rev. Ivan Stang

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Jan 25, 2009, 12:43:19 PM1/25/09
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I certainly hope so! Your feet are looooong fellers.

just john

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Jan 25, 2009, 2:21:37 PM1/25/09
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The whole thing (with even more apologies, especially to JK and NC):

Down in Orchid Station, everything was changing
Ben was throwing furniture just like an insane thing
Meanwhile, in the future, Jack was trying to off himself
With fistfuls of pills pulled from the medicine shelf

And the man at the wheel's about to re-arrange the clock
Locke is dead, they say, LONG LIVE LOCKE!


(Chorus)


LONG LIVE LOCKE!
He's Mister Pilgrim's kind
LONG LIVE LOCKE!
Comin' unstuck in time
LONG LIVE LOCKE!
Be he ahead or behind!


Previously on Lost, we got to find out what if it
Counted down all the way past the hieroglyphics
Desmond yelled to Charlie, "Brother time to get clear!"
Charlie hollered "What? There's an Ecko in here!"

The counter crumpled up with a spoing! and a pock!


Locke is dead, they say, LONG LIVE LOCKE!


Outside, the hatch is falling
Very nearly squashing someone's head
Who can defy the Island's calling ...
Locke is dead .. Locke is dead


Later, in a year where Hope's a prominent feature
Ben's abruptly cast in "On the Road" to Tunisia
Reminds us of the time where a wounded Locke comes
Awake to find himself among some dead Dharma Bums

There, I've gone and said it. I don't care who walks ...


Locke is dead, they say, LONG LIVE LOCKE!

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Glenn Knickerbocker

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Jan 28, 2009, 2:49:29 AM1/28/09
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On Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:36:45 -0500, just john wrote:
>LONG LIVE LOCKE!
>He's Mister Pilgrim's kind
>LONG LIVE LOCKE!
>Comin' unstuck in time
>LONG LIVE LOCKE!
>Be he ahead or behind!

Damn but it's a Paine trying to make any Common Sense out of this.

http://users.bestweb.net/~notr/arkville.html "I felt like I was in a
ŹR demented Wallace Stevens poem, with food poisoning." Spalding Gray

mo lei tau SODDI

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Jan 28, 2009, 3:07:44 AM1/28/09
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"Glenn Knickerbocker" <No...@bestweb.net> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:36:45 -0500, just john wrote:
>>LONG LIVE LOCKE!
>>He's Mister Pilgrim's kind
>>LONG LIVE LOCKE!
>>Comin' unstuck in time
>>LONG LIVE LOCKE!
>>Be he ahead or behind!
>
> Damn but it's a Paine trying to make any Common Sense out of this.

I'd expect that kind of comment from a mereHume.


Glenn Knickerbocker

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Jan 29, 2009, 1:15:20 AM1/29/09
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On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 03:07:44 -0500, mo lei tau SODDI wrote:
>I'd expect that kind of comment from a mereHume.

I think I'm classified with Gibbons, actually.

mo lei tau SODDI

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Jan 29, 2009, 1:36:15 AM1/29/09
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"Glenn Knickerbocker" <No...@bestweb.net> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 03:07:44 -0500, mo lei tau SODDI wrote:
>>I'd expect that kind of comment from a mereHume.
>
> I think I'm classified with Gibbons, actually.

Then we'll have to Russell up a new category for you.


Bob

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Jan 29, 2009, 1:41:44 PM1/29/09
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Just imagining the Chinese cover band.
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