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Tater Gumfries

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Nov 24, 2009, 12:03:42 PM11/24/09
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Tater prefers a gimmie cap from John Deere. You wear that down to the
Capitol bar, and the gals know you a man of substance. You'll get all
the lapware you need. Now, some folks prefer a fedora. Never worked
for ol Tater. Ain't a sissy hat, just ain't right.

Tater

Rev.Dr. LoBotomy

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Nov 24, 2009, 12:08:17 PM11/24/09
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I like them furry Russian jobs with the ear flaps.

Rev. Ivan Stang

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Nov 24, 2009, 2:06:28 PM11/24/09
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Rev.Dr. LoBotomy

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Nov 24, 2009, 2:12:34 PM11/24/09
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Is there any kind of a guarantee that goes with those?

Tater Gumfries

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Nov 24, 2009, 2:26:00 PM11/24/09
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Oh, yeah, Tater's gonna get him a whole new class of gal with that
stonewashed "Bob" cap. After all the lap wear, Tater's gonna need some
new ball joints and a rotation.

Tater

Rev. Ivan Stang

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Nov 24, 2009, 2:26:24 PM11/24/09
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On Nov 24, 2:12 pm, "Rev.Dr. LoBotomy" <e...@NOSEPAMdrlobotomy.net>
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Staves off mind control rays just like tinfoil does! Casual yet chic,
rugged yet refined, this stonewashed cap looks great and wears well.
Whether you're on the back 9 or just working around the house, count
on a comfortable feel from a pre-curved bill and low, unconstructed
crown. A brass closure allows for the one-size-fits-all design.

* Low profile, unconstructed crown
* Pre-curved bill
* Fabric closure with brass buckle
* Six-panel design
* One size fits all
* InfiniStitch™ embroidery

Paul Jamison

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Nov 24, 2009, 5:40:30 PM11/24/09
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote in message
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> >http://www.cafepress.com/subgen/368125

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> * Fabric closure with brass buckle

This makes it damn near a lock for me. I hate those plastic post-and-hole
adjustable headband thingies. Sooner or later, the plastic post will break
off and the hat won't stay on and you can't do a thing about it.

Hey, I take my hats seriously.


Rev. Ivan Stang

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Nov 24, 2009, 6:30:49 PM11/24/09
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On Nov 24, 5:40 pm, "Paul Jamison" <pjamis...@cox.net> wrote:
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote in messagenews:52a7d756-8b10-4811...@g1g2000vbr.googlegroups.com...

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> > >http://www.cafepress.com/subgen/368125
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> >    * Fabric closure with brass buckle
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> This makes it damn near a lock for me. I hate those plastic post-and-hole
> adjustable headband thingies. Sooner or later, the plastic post will break
> off and the hat won't stay on and you can't do a thing about it.
>
> Hey, I take my hats seriously.

"Serious hats... for SubGeniuses who take their Hate seriously."

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